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S15 Ep 773: Dopplebangers and ‘Our Little Systems’

11 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: What does 'doppelbangers' mean and why is it significant?

37.46 - 47.253 Joe

Testing. Hello. Oh. When in doubt, panic and say, testing. How are you? Yeah, good. How are you? Yeah, good.

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47.274 - 62.274 Unknown

Yep. Fucking hell. They're starting, like, we've got a meeting, but we've got a lot to get through. Yeah. Yeah, no, yeah, good. Okay, thanks, everyone, for coming.

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66.029 - 76.882 Joe

Thanks, Joe, for coming. Sorry, this is all a bit last minute. Right, the first thing I want to do is do a movie quiz, because I've got cards here. It's a movie quiz card.

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77.443 - 84.572 Unknown

I played a quiz game yesterday, on Sunday, and I thought, ooh, should I tell David about it? And then I went, no fucking way.

85.353 - 87.896 Joe

What quiz game was it? Oh, God.

88.376 - 90.619 Unknown

Mount Cleverest, it was called.

91.342 - 98.75 Joe

What were you like? No, don't say that. Well, what were you like? We all know what you're like.

98.77 - 110.102 Unknown

Playful, fun and... And competitive. No, I wasn't actually. I was absolutely lovely.

Chapter 2: How do Joe and David brainstorm new podcast ideas?

514.99 - 523.3 Unknown

Well, yeah, exactly. Well, but I feel, you know. No, I like it. I like it. Yeah, yeah. There you go. You're bouldering on.

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523.58 - 525.963 Joe

You're bouldering on going, we can try it.

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527.224 - 535.915 Unknown

What are you eating? Yoghurt. Well, just needed to cover my annoyance.

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535.935 - 539.479 Joe

I love you've got a plate of yoghurt under the frame.

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Every time it doesn't go my way.

541.769 - 543.592 Joe

No, I do like that. I do like that.

543.612 - 545.155 Unknown

Maybe it's a bit Radio 4.

545.355 - 549.222 Joe

Well, it's a bit Radio 6, I think. It feels a bit Radio 6.

549.683 - 552.468 Unknown

Radio 6? I've never really listened to Radio 6.

Chapter 3: What are some creative phrases listeners have shared?

897.104 - 918.404 Unknown

It didn't cross my mind. Yuck, yuck. Rank. That's what I do for a living, someone's thinking. Well, don't. I would do if your mate's got this coming from her going, no, you've just not got to worry about what anyone thinks. Yuck!

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918.424 - 920.869 Joe

Yeah. Fair do's.

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928.848 - 933.232 Unknown

Going soft is quite good. Stop saying going soft.

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933.513 - 951.451 Joe

Chat GPT says, my gut says these are the strongest. Going soft. We only do this at home. Pajama behavior. Our little system. I think that's my favorite.

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951.471 - 953.893 Unknown

Our little system. Touch it.

954.667 - 976.287 Joe

section do you listen to our little systems on chat it doesn't quite work it's a bit wonky it's a very radio six isn't it god we i see i like your going so someone came in said are we but i think we both go i like that yeah we go soft it's called go soft i think what the what the section

976.503 - 978.425 Unknown

No, that's what I'm trying to work out.

978.625 - 980.967 Joe

The section's called Our Little System.

980.987 - 988.194 Unknown

Yeah, I think I like Our Little System. Because you can't work it out. The fuck the thing is.

Chapter 4: How do the hosts react to listener suggestions?

1059.713 - 1068.184 Unknown

No, it's like, it could do with your five-a-side team. You go, I don't know, fuck, I hate when I speak.

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1068.204 - 1070.187 Joe

It's just a little inside to your life.

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1071.068 - 1077.977 Unknown

But also, I've got no imagination. Five-a-side team? I played five-a-side last night.

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First time in ages.

1080.28 - 1080.541 Joe

Yeah.

1082.143 - 1090.678 Unknown

So that's on my mind. Yeah. Do you know what it is? I feel quite, like, liberated and brave for bringing that to the table. Do you?

1090.899 - 1094.464 Joe

Yeah. Oh, well, there you go. I was open to it.

1094.724 - 1095.405 David

You were open to it.

Chapter 5: What is 'Our Little System' and how did it originate?

1734.796 - 1742.749 Unknown

This will get, at worst, going, no, Malcolm, no. He's fucking tall.

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1744.248 - 1766.109 Joe

Cozy lights off. Main lights off. Lamps on. Pairs well with putting your comfies on. Similar to going soft. However, my wife is usually... For God's sake. I'm just saying, no. You've missed the point. You've missed the point, Malcolm. Don't have a fucking go at it.

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1766.129 - 1767.573 Unknown

I'm not having a go.

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1768.475 - 1775.25 Unknown

Just think before you fucking... Well, he hasn't had all this to listen to, has he? He's had one fucking email.

1776.378 - 1785.447 Joe

When he listens back, he goes, yeah, I see how I got the wrong end. We've got loads. Oh, my God, Johnny Slim. We say, should we go comfy fee?

1786.488 - 1793.434 Unknown

Oh, fuck off. God, I love how spot on you are with the type of responses.

1794.375 - 1830.406 Joe

Oh, Adam Hearn writes in, and he says, when I open the windows to let fresh air in, I call it consulting the outdoors. Yes. See, this is lovely when you get it right, you bugs. Not you. Not you. Oh, this is nice. George, yes, me and my girlfriend use the piss method to make the ideal cup of tea. The teabag needs to be flat in the mug.

1830.426 - 1843.425 Joe

You pour the water from the kettle from a height directly onto the middle of the teabag. The teabag inflates and puffs out, which I believe makes the tea tastier. It's called the piss method because it sounds like when I'm going for a long piss.

Chapter 6: What quirky habits do couples have according to the hosts?

2239.071 - 2243.397 Joe

Mailbag, one in a million. TV Joe. Mailbag, TV Joe.

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2243.717 - 2254.132 David

Yeah. That'd be nice for Joe. To be wedged between mailbag and... Well, how much work he has to put into it.

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2254.152 - 2279.838 Joe

Oh, no. Well, well done. You found something there. I do think this is... I'm sure this has been... I recognise it, but... Well, I haven't nicked it. No, I know. Really good fun. Yeah. Worn out. Do you reckon that's going to go on for a while? Even though we've stopped? I hope so, and then we can... Come back to that. Shall I read another couple?

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2279.858 - 2280.339 David

Yeah, please.

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2281.501 - 2284.166 Joe

Andy says some of these are absolutely rank.

2285.268 - 2289.837 Unknown

Okay. I was feeling really wholesome. I'm sure I want rank.

2290.863 - 2327.278 Joe

Adam says, not sure if this counts, but my fiance will often ask if I'll make her a Wallace. This means filling her extra long hot water bottle, the cover of which is a Highland cow. William Wallace, Highland cow. LAUGHTER Lucy says at 6pm we activate evening mode. Lamps on, curtains shut, fires lit, blankets out. God, I'd like to be married to some of these people. It's lovely.

2327.298 - 2340.67 Unknown

Fucking hell, everyone's the same. You just go, fucking evening, settling, trying to do as little as possible in those few hours that you've got with each other.

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LAUGHTER

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