Chapter 1: How is David adjusting to his new gym routine?
Good morning.
Good morning. Fuck, I had too much time to think about what we were about to do then. What?
I had too much time to think about what we were about to do. And came up with nothing? No, as in? What, what, the concept? Well, I just sat down, bang, mic. It's fine, though. What do you reckon people like Chris Moyles think now everyone's podcasting? You know what I mean? Like, now everyone's... I don't know, like... I'm trying to think of another example.
Suddenly everyone starts painting, if you're a painter. Suddenly every comedian and all... What, you mean he's got his back up?
Chapter 2: What are David's initial feelings about going to the gym?
No, I'm not saying he's got his back up, I'm just... I wish I hadn't asked it now. I mean... Well, you know, like... What do you mean? Is he like, oh, right. I've just learned to do this, and now you lot are doing it. I've been doing this... I've been broadcasting 30 years. I was top of the tree. Yeah. Now every Tom, Dick, Harry, not just comedians, sports people, businessmen, businesswomen...
They just start a pod.
I get the feeling you wish you hadn't brought this up.
Yeah. Well, as I said, I wish I hadn't brought it up. Not a feeling. Oh, did you?
Chapter 3: What led David to discuss The Gladiators during the episode?
Yeah. Well, what was your point? I don't know. I said something and then I regretted it. Nothing more, nothing less. Well, the point was, we're all stepping on his toes, aren't we? I guess so. I've had two coffees. And then I just did another one. I thought you were going to say something else then. I've had two coffees, then I did a shit, and now I'm podded.
I was like, fucking hell, who are you? I didn't say that, though. I know, but in my head, I was ahead of you. I started the gym yesterday, my first.
Chapter 4: What is the quiz about The Gladiators that David and Joe created?
Tell me about the Jimmy Jim Jim.
No.
Fucking hell, this is the same every fucking day. No, all right, I'll give it 45 seconds. Well, that's the only thing I can talk about. Well, there we are. Oh, my God. I've got a meeting with Susan Sarandon. Have you? Yeah. What? What, Susan Sarandon, the actress? Yeah. To be in your film? Yeah.
Chapter 5: Who are the notable Gladiators mentioned in the discussion?
My film that I've written on my own. Holy mackerel. Yeah. When? Not confirmed yet. How do you feel about that?
Yeah, amazing.
Wow.
Yeah, I found out last night. It's not definite, but she's read it and she really likes it.
Fucking hell, then that should get made, shouldn't it? Yeah. Well, I don't know, but yeah, maybe. Well, bloody hell. Imagine someone turning down a Susan Sarandon film.
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Chapter 6: How does David feel about the new Gladiators series compared to the old one?
Yeah. Who did Katie think... I just made it up. Oh, you dickhead. I couldn't think about anything else then. I was trying to think of...
I was just laying in bed this morning. I thought, I'll pretend I've got a meeting with Susan Tarrant and with Joe. And I was going to keep it going for half an hour. But then you sort of went off, started talking about something else. I was like, oh, no, we've got to keep the focus on Susan Sarandon.
No, no. I was going to think of Katie Brand got Emma Thompson, didn't she?
Yeah.
In her film. And I said, it's like that, but probably even bigger.
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Chapter 7: What insights do David and Joe share about the Gladiators' physical challenges?
And then you went, no, I made it up. Lying in bed thinking, I'm going to.
Your face went... I couldn't get my head around it. I mean, do you know her? Do you know her to pull that face? Well, she's massive.
Still in shock. I was like, yeah, I still think it's happening. Well, it might happen. Well, not necessarily with Susan Sarandon. It might happen with, I don't know, someone... It's very, very unlikely. Wait a minute. I was like, over my head I was like going, how do you get your script to Susan Sarandon? That's amazing. There's ways and means.
Chapter 8: How does David reflect on his past experiences with friends who participated in Gladiators?
Well, no, there's not. Well, there is. You don't know them. I could easily get the script to her. Bloody hell. What? You could easily get your script to Susan Sarandon? Of course I could. So could you. It's not hard, is it? Yes, it is. Fucking hell.
You reckon anyone... All right, challenge someone to get their script read by Susan Durand by the end of the week or end of the month or end of the year.
All right.
All right, go on then. I'll have a 50 quid bet that... You can't get it read by a... I haven't got a part for her, so why would I send it to her? Well, I don't know. Why are we arguing about something that didn't happen? I don't know. It's just a bit of fun. Yeah, all right. I'm going to think of a lie for four months' time. Got to have my foot removed. Don't, because that might happen.
Don't, that's horrible. Oh, no, I'm not.
Fuck.
I'm just imagining podding with you, knowing from the middle of the shin down. I don't like the idea of, I don't know why, it's not I've got anything against it, but it's just the trauma that you would have gone through.
What if I made it?
I don't want to talk about this because someone has lost their foot.
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