Childproof
Episodes
Unslam The Door
10 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Gwenna and Tori ready to kick off the New Year. In this episode, they delve into the topic of children’s privacy...
Snowmageddon
03 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
No matter the weather, we’re in it together. This week, Gwenna and Tori are preparing their children (and themselves) for inclement weather conditio...
New Year, Same Me
27 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What is your New Year's resolution? Ours is to not make resolutions. In the final episode of 2023, Gwenna and Tori chat about their post-Christmas rel...
The Gift Of No Timer
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Your wish is our command! In this week, Gwenna and Tori present you with an early Christmas gift—an episode without the timer. They kick off the con...
Ho Ho Ho MFers Pt. 2
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Caution: Christmas spoilers ahead—proceed with care! In this episode, Gwenna and Tori chat about the magic of Christmas, from Dancer, Prancer, Donne...
Ho Ho Ho MFers Pt. 1
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s giving season, and in this episode, Gwenna and Tori explore the essence of the 'Three Gs' of Christmas: Gratitude, Giving, and Gifts. The conve...
Ask And Ye Shall Receive: Email Roundup
29 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Your questions have been received, and we are here with the responses you seek. In this episode, Gwenna and Tori delve into the contents of the Childp...
It’s Not A Phase Mom
22 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Well actually... you should listen to this episode. This week, Gwenna and Tori take a stroll down memory lane, reflecting on both their cherished and ...
Momsgiving
15 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you cringe at the sight of Christmas commercials popping up immediately after Halloween, then this episode is for you. This week's, Tori and Gwenna...
Activating Mom Wait Mode
08 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready to start the timer because in this episode, Gwenna and Tori dive into the topic of the countless (or meticulously counted) hours parents spe...
Normalizing Normal Ft. Emily Feret
01 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How frequently is your house 'Company Clean'? This week, Gwenna and Tori are joined by their IRL friend, Emily Feret, to discuss how they embrace the ...
I’m A Bad Mom And So Can You
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bad moms never wonder if they're doing a good job, and good moms never stop worrying that they're doing a bad one. In this episode, Gwenna and Tori wa...
This Is Halloween
18 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Looking for a scare? Fright this way. With Halloween a few weeks away, Gwenna and Tori are here to get you ready for all the candy, costumes, and scar...
Expect Nothing When Expecting Ft. Jen Hamilton
11 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
So, just how big is 10 centimeters? In this episode, Gwenna and Tori join forces with labor and delivery nurse, Jen Hamilton, to assist you in shaping...
Why Does Everyone Hate Kids?
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When did you know you wanted kids? Some of us are still waiting for that moment, and that’s okay. After reading a recent article about how friendshi...
Break The Cycle, Because I Said So
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
"Don’t talk back to me!" "I hope you have kids exactly like you!" Have you heard these phrases before? We certainly have. In this episode, Gwenna an...
Puddle Of Pickles: Regulation
20 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
All right, we all just need to calm down. If you're a regular listener, you've probably heard Gwenna and Tori mention regulation a time or two. In tod...
Proud Parents Ft. Idina Menzel & Cara Mentzel
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Gwenna and Tori bring on two very special guests. Sisters Idina Menzel and Cara Mentzel join us to talk about their new book, "Proud ...
I Don't Make My Kids Do Homework Pt. 2
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This Part Two episode is dedicated to everyone who hates the timer as much as we do. This week, Gwenna and Tori continue the ‘I don’t make my kids...
I Don't Make My Kids Do Homework Pt. 1
30 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The kids are back to school... now what? In this episode, Gwenna and Tori celebrate (and commiserate) together about all things related to going back ...
Tidiness Is Morally Neutral
23 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How does one keep a tidy house? Asking for a friend. This week, Gwenna and Tori invite the founder of Space + Mind, Ashley La Fond, onto the show to t...
Sorry Not Sorry… But I Really Am
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
#SorryNotSorry! This week, Gwenna and Tori cover the nuances of apologizing for both kids and parents (and the parents of the parents). Gwenna starts ...
There’s A Frog In My Backpack
09 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again! It’s that time of year again and Gwenna and Tori are discussing some of their favorite ways t...
You Don’t Need Kids To Listen To This Podcast
02 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re excited to hear from you! On this episode, Gwenna and Tori reach into the Childproof mail bag and answer your most popular questions. From the...
Allergies Are Nothing To Sneeze At Ft. Dr. Zachary Rubin
26 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Did you know there is no such thing as a "hypoallergenic" pet? This week, Gwenna and Tori bring on their first guest and Pediatric Allergist, Dr. Zach...
The Toddler Grief Theory
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Don't worry, the freezer section is overwhelming for us too. In this episode, Gwenna and Tori address tantrums, explaining why they can occur and shar...
It’s Okay To Say “It’s Okay”
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey kid, you're going to be okay. In this episode, Gwenna and Tori chat about using the phrase "You're okay" with their kids, because sometimes your k...
It's Okay To Complain: Mom Rants
05 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Disclaimer! Mom rants ahead (but don’t worry, we’re not judging you). We are all about ranting here at Childproof because ranting is regulation an...
I Love My Mom Guilt
28 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There's no shame in feeling guilty. Gwenna and Tori kick off this episode by reading listener emails about gentle parenting, pet peeves, and book reco...
Find The “Why” Behind The Lie
21 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s tell the truth, m’lady. Gwenna and Tori start off with the infamous phrase, "I don't know." They explore why kids sometimes genuinely don't ...
I’m A Gentle Parent Not A Gentle Person
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We are gentle parenting our children... But when do they start gentle childing us? In this episode, Gwenna and Tori share their gentle parenting journ...
You’re Not Bribing Your Kids Enough
07 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You know what works better than asking nicely? Bribery. But when is it right to parent with positive reinforcement, and when is it okay to just pay th...
Popsicles, Fireworks, Cantaloupe, And Ketchup (Summer Kickoff)
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
School’s out for summer… let the chaos begin. Gwenna and Tori return with some tips for maintaining a schedule even when you no longer have a good...
My Kids Cuss More Than I Do
24 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Uh huh, this my sh*t! In this episode, Gwenna and Tori share how they have been handling their kids using curse words. What should you do the first ti...
I'm My Kid's Friend, But They're Not Mine
17 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gwenna and Tori are back for another episode, this time diving in their relationships with their kids. They kick off with a listener email about feeli...
Am I Doing Mother’s Day Wrong?
14 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gwenna and Tori are wishing a ‘Childproof’ Mother’s Day to all the parents out there, starting with honest reviews of the gifts their kids got t...
I Yell At My Kids
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You’re grounded… and that’s a good thing. Gwenna and Tori are back for another episode of Childproof, and start with some simple tricks for ‘s...
Are Routines For Me Or My Kids?
03 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Start the timer! In the first episode of Childproof, hosts Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom are talking all about parenting – specifically, the thi...
Childproof (Trailer)
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Betches Media’s Childproof is a parenting chat show for when you’re craving adult conversation. As parents to three kids each, co-hosts Gwenna Lai...