Philo Vance: Magic Murder Case 01/04/1949

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Who are the main characters and what sets up the 'Magic Murder Case'?

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Philo Vance 0:40
It will do you no good to stay here and watch me. For you, I have no magic tricks to build or to sell. Now look, Pop, I'll pay you just as much as any magician. Maybe more. Oh, no. For you, I have nothing. I build a trick or an illusion for you, and what do you do with it? Expose it on the stage. Show the public how it works. You are not a magician. You make it impossible for magicians to work. Get out of my shop. Now, Pop, all I want is one trick. Nobody can make them like you. A Pop Baker false bottom table looks two inches high to an audience. Actually, it's about six. Nobody's as good as you, Pop. The great Mento says nobody is as good as me. So I relent. I sell him my tricks. Oh, no. Not for you, Mento. No tricks.
Philo Vance 1:34
Look, Pop. You've known. real gripe against me. Okay. So I expose magic. So what? So what do you say? Listen. Ten years ago, who was the greatest magician of them all? Who? Answer me. Who? You mean you? You were pretty good. Pretty good?

Why does Pop Baker confront Mento about exposing magic tricks?

Philo Vance 1:57
From coast to coast, a headliner? My own magic show? Two performances a day? My name in electric lights? Baker the Baffler. Now, what do I have? A pretty nice business. Making effects for magicians. That compares with what I had? Fool. Here do I have an audience that applauds me? No. Here do I have anything except my tools, my work? You're not blaming me for getting you off the stage, are you? Yes. Yes, I blame you. I must blame you. Every trick I did on the stage, you exposed. Soon people did not want to see me anymore. They know how my tricks are done. They laugh at me. You made them laugh at me. No, Mento. From me, you get nothing. Ever. Sorry you feel that way, Pop. But I think you're exaggerating this a little bit, aren't you?
Philo Vance 2:52
Oh, no. No, I'm not. I think many times of the years I was on the stage, how it was everything to me. My whole life. Well? You took that life away from me, Mento. Remember? And be warned, you took my life from me. Maybe someday I do the same for you.
Stage Manager / Assistant (minor) - Unknown 3:24
How's my makeup, Betty?
Betty Anderson 3:33
It's perfect, Mento, as you know. Just like everything else about you. Perfect.
Philo Vance 3:38
That's hardly a reason for that tone you're using, my girl. Incidentally, your makeup wasn't too good at the matinee. Too lazy? Or too much in a hurry? Which was it?
Betty Anderson 3:49
Neither. I've been with you over a year now, Matthew.
Philo Vance 3:52
So you have, so you have. And no magician ever had a prettier assistant. I am very pleased with you, Betty.
Betty Anderson 4:00
Pleased with me? That isn't the way you talked when I first joined the act.
Philo Vance 4:04
If this is going to be a quarrel about the same old thing again, please. Let it keep until after the performance. I can't work when I'm upset.
Betty Anderson 4:11
I've been upset for months and I've worked. I don't see any reason for putting this off any longer.
Philo Vance 4:16
All right, let's have it. What is it?
Betty Anderson 4:18
When are you going to marry me, Mento?
Philo Vance 4:21
Is that all? I thought this was going to be something important.
Betty Anderson 4:26
It was important when you tried to convince me you were in love with me. When you made me fall in love with you.
Philo Vance 4:31
I made you fall in love with me? Uh-huh. Come now, Betty. There's a limit to what even a magician can do. Come on, come on, go on. Hand me my cape.
Betty Anderson 4:40
Here.
Philo Vance 4:42
Folding flowers and silks are in it?
Betty Anderson 4:44
Yes, they're in the folds of the cape where they belong. Now listen, Mento. How about you and me? What have you decided?
Philo Vance 4:51
What's the terrible rush, my dear? You know I'm fond of you.
Betty Anderson 4:55
Maybe. But Johnny Davis is in love with me. He wants to marry me.
Philo Vance 4:59
Well, then marry him. I'll hide my broken heart and wish you to all the happiness in the world. Although what you can see in that, that, that hoofer, I don't know.
Betty Anderson 5:10
Johnny's wonderful.
Philo Vance 5:12
Well, then you should be very happy.
Betty Anderson 5:13
Well, I'm not. You've seen to that. And, Mento, I won't forget it. But I'm not going to be unhappy alone. I'll see to it that you share some of my misery. Believe me, I will.
Johnny Davis 5:33
Oh, snap out of it, baby. Things can't be that tough. Besides, the coffee cup isn't a Kristen ball, so start staring into it.
Betty Anderson 5:40
I'm sorry, Johnny.
Johnny Davis 5:41
Ed Meadow has you upset, hasn't he? Maybe I ought to talk to him.

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