The Saint: The Birds and the Bees of East Orange 03/18/1951

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Choice Classic Radio Host 0:00
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Vincent Price 0:33
The Adventures of the Saints, starring Vincent Price.
Vincent Price 0:48
The Saint. Based on characters created by Leslie Charteris and known to millions from books, magazines, and motion pictures, The Robin Hood of Modern Crime now comes transcribed to radio, starring Hollywood's brilliant and talented actor Vincent Price as The Saint.
Unknown 1:06
Mm. Mm. Mm-hmm. Okay. Mm-hmm.
Unknown 1:27
Who Oh. It's you. Uh for a minute I thought uh I just stopped in for a a book. Yeah, that's it. You know what? So Mm. No.
Vincent Price 2:00
All right, all right. Rome wasn't built in a day. How long did it take?
Unknown 2:04
What?
Vincent Price 2:05
Never mind.
Unknown 2:06
You're Simon Templar.
Vincent Price 2:07
Yes.
Unknown 2:08
Then please let me in quickly.
Vincent Price 2:10
Of course.
Unknown 2:12
I'm going crazy.
Vincent Price 2:13
Well, uh, could you wait until we got into the living room chairs there? You see?
Unknown 2:19
Maybe you won't believe me, but I am going crazy.
Vincent Price 2:21
Well, all right, but sit down, hm? No, I You're very pretty, and I'm glad you came to visit, but I won't have you going crazy in my apartment.
Unknown 2:28
Where should I go crazy?
Vincent Price 2:30
I have a suggestion. Don't go at all.
Unknown 2:33
You don't understand. My name is Mae Owen.
Vincent Price 2:35
How do you do?
Unknown 2:36
I'm going crazy.
Vincent Price 2:37
We were explaining why.
Unknown 2:38
I'm sorry. You see, I own a little bookstore.
Vincent Price 2:41
And you've been reading all the best sellers.
Unknown 2:43
Of course not. I just rent books. I don't have to read them.
Vincent Price 2:46
Oh, my apologies. A circulating library, hmm?
Unknown 2:48
That's right.
Vincent Price 2:52
Are you starting to cry?
Unknown 2:53
Yes.
Vincent Price 2:54
You have beautiful eyes. And lovely lass. Do they belong to you?
Burt Sharsteen 3:00
Of course they do.
Vincent Price 3:02
Amazing, may.
Unknown 3:03
Elaine.
Vincent Price 3:04
I beg your pardon.
Unknown 3:05
Maybelline on my lashes? I'm not gonna cry any more.
Vincent Price 3:11
Good. Now then, you own a circulating library and to tell me what's bothering you. What is?
Unknown 3:18
Mr. Templet. Have you ever heard of a book called Birds and Bees of East Orange?
Vincent Price 3:24
I've been a luckier man than I'd realized. The answer is no. What about it?
Unknown 3:28
Well, Mr. Templer, in the last month that book has been constantly in demand. It's crazy. Who cares about the birds and bees of East Orange?
Burt Sharsteen 3:37
I don't know.
Unknown 3:37
It goes out of the library, a reservation comes in. As soon as it comes back to the library, it goes out again. And then another reservation, and then it comes in and goes out and comes in. Well, why should that happen all the time?
Vincent Price 3:48
Well, perhaps the author has a lot of relatives.
Unknown 3:50
You still don't understand.
Vincent Price 3:52
Is there anything to understand? For some reason or other the book happens to be popular and There's no real problem.
Unknown 3:59
Oh, but there is. You see, the people who've been taking that book out all the time Well we're the same people.
Unknown 4:16
There it is, Mr Templer.
Vincent Price 4:18
Uh stop right here, Louis.
Larry Dobkins 4:19
Okay, Mr Temple. Yeah. Want I should wait, Mr. Templer?
Vincent Price 4:26
I want you to wait, Louie.
Larry Dobkins 4:28
I'll wait.
Unknown 4:32
Mr Templer.
Vincent Price 4:32
Yes, ma'am.
Unknown 4:34
You're not speaking to me.
Vincent Price 4:35
I'm trying to invent a good reason why I'm going to your bookstore with you.
Burt Sharsteen 4:39
Oh?
Vincent Price 4:40
May, could I seriously tell anyone I'm going to a bookstore at this hour of the night in order to look at a book called The Birds and Bees of East Orange?
Unknown 4:48
Sure you could.
Vincent Price 4:49
Yeah, but they wouldn't believe me, just as I don't believe.
Unknown 4:51
This is my place.
Vincent Price 4:52
Oh.
Unknown 4:55
It's small, but The books get in all right.
Vincent Price 4:59
Well, that's convenient.
Unknown 5:00
Just a minute till I put the lights on. Yeah.
Vincent Price 5:03
I'd better shut the door. Before any any uh midnight browsers come around, hmm?
Unknown 5:09
Now uh the birds and bees of East Orange? Yes. Well, it came in just before I shut up shop. It's on reserve, though, of course. So I left it behind the counter.
Vincent Price 5:19
Well, who reserved it?
Unknown 5:21
One of the people who've been taking it out regularly, uh It should be down here.
Burt Sharsteen 5:26
AHHHHH
Vincent Price 5:27
May. Oh don't faint.
Unknown 5:31
I've got a write.
Vincent Price 5:32
No, no no what is it?
Unknown 5:35
A man. Down here behind the counter.
Vincent Price 5:39
Get out of there and let me take a look at him.
Unknown 5:41
Oh all right.
Vincent Price 5:44
Ordinary kitchen knife buried in his chest. He hasn't been dead very long. The body's still warm. Me, who is he?
Unknown 5:53
I never saw him before.
Vincent Price 5:54
You sure?
Unknown 5:55
What I am it? He he doesn't even look like the kind of man who ever read a book.
Vincent Price 6:00
I'm not so sure of that. Where is the birds in the bees book, huh?
Unknown 6:05
I left it on the shelf right here. I don't understand I

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