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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Hey guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas.
We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it.
We just contributed to it.
We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions.
Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know. Tired and sick. Tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.
Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy. Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an acapella band with their between songs banter.
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Chapter 2: How did Jennifer Magley transition from sports to comedy?
Yeah, this is going to be a late Mother's Day episode, but we love y'all either way. And so tonight we are drinking. I need y'all to name this. I didn't name it. What do you got in it? So it has Maxwell Park tequila. We have elderflower liqueur. We have guava nectar and lime juice.
Okay.
But so it's given like that floral. It's got to have like. I'm giving y'all flowers.
Yeah.
Mother something in it. Maybe like, I don't know. Mamma Mia or something. Mamma Mia. My son be saying that. He pissing me off so bad. Why? Off of Mario. Off of Mario. He be like, Mamma Mia. But.
Okay.
Um, this is the bouquet that the mothers want. What a little bit of Maxwell tequila in there. How y'all like it? It's pretty smooth.
Yeah. I like it.
It has a cute taste to it. Oh, Trop, you're looking so good. I'm ready to get into fit check before we get started. Crack it up. Look at your little thumb holes. Do they all have thumb holes? Yeah, they have thumb holes. We need some Gia sets, please.
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Chapter 3: What insights does Jennifer share about personal growth?
That's real too. So use it in a sentence. Motherhood isn't just raising a child. It's, I can't say the word. Matrescence. Matrescence. A whole, come on teleprompter, new version of yourself is born.
You know, I thought she was really like coming off the dome.
Coming off the dome, nah. I can barely say the damn word. Words on the rocks is very scripted. This show ain't scripted at all, but words on the rocks is very, very scripted. And sometimes we can't read the script. And sometimes we can't read... Or pronounce it. Forget our lines. The thing is, I don't know if... I blame the Molly. I blame the Molly from college. I have a hole in my brain.
So when it comes to certain stuff, baby, it just be Barbie. I don't agree with that. You're so smart. You're pretty witty. You're pretty quick on your feet. I don't think you got no holes in your brain. No, I got holes in my brains. My brains. Got two of them. You might have. Got a little. You might have one. Little off. And words from the block. Who taking that?
um so words from block okay as y'all know none of these grandmas these days want to be called grandma also even back in the day people got different variations of grandma you might have called your granny something else so words from the block what do y'all feel like are some alternatives to the word grandma There's so many. There's so many. Well, I called my granny, I called her granny.
Then I had a grandma. I think the most country thing ever is when you say like, like my grandma is my grandma's sissy. Oh, I've heard that. But I think it's so country when people be like, my auntie Sharon or, you know, this, this, this and that. Like when you put a name on it, like most people just be like, my auntie, my grandma. I be putting names to it sometimes.
Because when you got multiple aunties, it's like you got to put a name to it.
That is funny.
Yeah, my granny, my grandma. But my son has a sweet pea.
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Chapter 4: How do motherhood and career intersect for Jennifer?
Or he like... Or you'll take them somewhere and they're like, oh, my feet hurt. I don't want to walk. Like, bro, I'm literally taking you to this thing for you to fucking have fun. Please leave me alone. Or how about when you take them somewhere, y'all spend a whole day somewhere. You done spent a bank, bro. Y'all get in a car and the kids be like, I'm bored. What are we doing?
Like, bro, we could have sat at the house for free. Exactly. They're never satisfied. They be complaining and you spending all your coins. Bro, my kids just always asking for shit constantly. Everything. More and more and more and more and more. Today, I'm like, y'all should not ask me for anything because it's Mother's Day today.
Y'all should just give me one day of not asking for something at the store or Robux or something like that. And then my daughter goes, but you said if we play good today that you would get us a dumpling. And I'm like, bitch, you don't get no break. No breaks. No breaks at all.
And now I understand when our moms was younger, like when we were younger and our mom was like, I just want peace for Mother's Day. I just want peace for Mother's Day. Oh, honey, I made my daughter help me clean today. Like that's what she got me a gift. But I'm also like, so the other half of my gift is we're going to clean. Yes. Which I don't like.
I don't like that kids will like see something on the floor, like a piece of trash or something. And walk past it. Walk past it. Like, pick that shit up. Why are you going to wait on me to do it? Motherhood is ghetto. It's ghetto. It is absolutely ghetto. But happy Mother's Day to everyone. Period. We love those sweet little people. We love our kids.
But guess what happened chaotic to me this week? What? He wanted to hang with a bad bitch. He wanted to hang with a bad bitch. You got you some cuddy? I ain't got no cuddy here.
Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers, and guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, Nick? Huge news. We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas.
We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Yeah, a pretty wide range of podcasts. We're starting a trend. But this one's extra special.
So how did we actually come up with the name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it, and...
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Chapter 5: What are some humorous moments shared during the episode?
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I hung out with a man that was 30 years older than me. Whoa. 30. Okay. 30, but when I said I want them 50 or 60, that's what I meant. And I found one. How'd it go? We had a grand old time. Look at Milk's face. Yeah. I bet y'all did. Watch out, YN. Yeah. Yeah, we had a good old time. And he said, I love your show. You and the twins, y'all look so good on that couch. And y'all are so funny.
He said, and I wanted to talk to y'all about the OGs versus the YNs. I said, talk to me, Pop Pop. Tell me something. Tell me what you know good.
What you know so good. He said, I knew he'd ask.
He said, I got five things for you. I said, okay, what is it? He said, first off, the OGs is better than the YNs because we done lived life and we know who we are. Why these young niggas still trying to find they self?
I said, hmm.
What do that mean to me?
He's getting there.
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Chapter 6: How does Jennifer address the challenges of being a woman in sports?
That's why them old men be having all them babies. That's good for your sperm count. Yeah, because they ain't lose nothing. Them briefs is bad for sperm count. But that older man, he's nice looking and he was real clean cut. I'm sure he had on some nice Calvin Klein Nautica briefs. Oh, cool. But he was a really nice old man. But 30 years my senior is crazy. I don't know what to feed him.
You'll find something. 30 years y'all sent him some lemons. Lemons? Oh, ew. My friend said, he gonna try to eat your booty all day. I don't know how to filter that. I told you I ain't, I'm a freak. Calvin, please. I don't want nothing to do with... Nothing 30 foot or grand ball. The older guys, they do are like super courteous. Yeah, super sweet. They gonna open all the doors.
They do open all the doors. They give you their jacket if you cold. If you riding with them, they be like, you hungry? You need something? Constantly asking you, do you need something? Yeah, he was like, don't take advantage of me and the world is yours. What you want to listen to?
They're just so accommodating.
I met somebody like that, but he our age. He in his 30s.
I love that.
And he was like... Was he from the South? Yes. Southern men. Not these Midwest animals.
I got some South. I did my ancestry.
Oh, Lord. What's your ancestry, Malik? You Italian. A little Dominican.
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Chapter 7: What unique perspectives does Jennifer provide on parenting?
Bro, that night we was all fucked up. I'm always fucked up.
Wait.
Oh. It was when we got signed. Oh, that night. Oh, okay.
Just too drunk.
Because I was just fucked up with messing with Barbie last weekend. Kiki likes to blame people. Out my body, guys. I don't even remember.
Oh, yeah.
She called me. I'm like, these drunk ass hoes. Where the fuck was I? That's your kid's game, being a good mom and young. Trump is such a good sport, though. I will say that. She will stay on the phone with you. She will stay on FaceTime with you. I will go live. She will try to call my phone so that I don't go live. She will, like, stay on the phone. Can't go live now.
Oh, we didn't even get to talk about that, y'all. When did you call her the diddler? Oh, well, we didn't go into detail. So, our very first episode on YouTube flagged. Now we're flagged on Instagram and all four of our pages are under restriction. All our personal pages and the 520 somewhere page. We can't DM. We can't go live. We can't do anything.
I can't monetize my page and make money off reels for 90 days. We can't even like a story like they are being real straight. And the thing is, we sorry, damn. We sorry. We gonna... I don't know what to do. So the thing is, because we made that real about the whole pegging thing, and I said I went like, to a guy. Yeah.
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Chapter 8: What advice does Jennifer give for pursuing one's passions?
An elbow lady?
Neck dinner.
I don't like neck dinner.
I like neck dinner.
It's very, like, barbaric. I like tornado throat. I like that. What?
What?
Tornado throat?
You say, I don't like neck dinner, but tornado throat. Imagine a tornado. Tornado throat. Okay, girl.
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