It's 5:20 Somewhere - Dating Disasters, Movie Tears & Girl Talk 🎙️
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welcome back to it is 5 20 somewhere i'm your girl barbie and i got the finest non-cheating nurse to the left of me nurse trap how you feeling mama feeling like a non-cheater like a non-cheater on them late night shit girl so when it's when it's you know it's just you on the clock hours to go you be texting No, not really. Sometimes, but everybody be asleep. So what do you do in your spare time? She'll call you and stay on the phone with you until you fall asleep for hours. So you really ain't got no action. You just on the phone with Kiki. It'd be very, very boring. Some nights are extremely boring and lonely. But if I do got some downtime, then I'll probably scroll. I'm on Instagram. You not sneaking into the room with the environmental scientist.
Services. Services.
Sciences. Sorry, guys. Services.
No, absolutely not. No. How do you feel about that, Mel?
Ain't nothing wrong with it.
I bet it's not.
Late night hours.
So you was on the late shift too? Or you was broad day cracking people in the rooms?
Nah, it was night.
It was night? Okay. That makes me feel better.
I get off at 12. Around 11. Them little last couple hours. I ain't doing nothing.
Did you get fired from the job? Yeah. Or... HR gave you that car? It was a lot. It was a lot.
It had three security guards.
Oh, my goodness. He was going to tear it up in there? Also. Oh, goodness. Not young Mel. He said, I don't know. God, it's over. Kiki, how you feeling, mama? Hey, Barb. How you doing? You ready to get into some shit? I'm ready. You made how you was sound so sexy. This dude was like, I'm so glad you don't say that ghetto ass shit. Not too much. That's just how we talk, but you said how you was. I like that.
Y'all are stupid.
Oh my God, never saying it again. You be putting on your soft voice, your girly voice for men.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What opening banter and product gifts kick off the episode?
0:00–10:41
2
How do the hosts react to La Boca rosé tequila and fan-sent candles and apparel?
10:41–35:40
3
What are the hosts' worst jobs and wild retail theft stories?
35:40–42:05
4
Who do they debate: Bow Wow vs. Lil Romeo and which BET looks stood out?
42:05–43:32
5
Would you go on Love Island and how do contestants with kids get treated?
43:32–50:47
6
When should you bring out lingerie or clean the house—what are their dating rules?
50:47–59:45
7
How do you ask for a partner's real name after months of dating by nickname?
59:45–1:31:26
Speakers
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