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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Chapter 2: What insights does Starlito share about his upcoming tour?
Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy? Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Jim Gaffigan to Dave Attell to David Letterman help make you funnier. On this episode, my guests Bob Odenkirk and Kids in the Hall's Bruce McCullough try and help the Kazoo Kid and Tazon Day be famous again.
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Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo, and every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the biggest moments in sports, and giving you the real story behind the headlines.
And we're going straight to the source, the athletes themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions in the moment, and the stuff nobody gets to hear. Listen to Sports Slice on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And for more, follow Timbo Slice Life 12 and the TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.
I'm Michelle McPhee, and I've been unraveling the strangest criminal alliance I've ever reported on. A Mormon polygamist and an Armenian businessman.
Multi-million dollar house, Ferraris and Lamborghinis, private jets, a billion dollar fraud.
But how long can this alliance last? Tell me what you know. Is somebody coming after me? Listen to Kingdom of Fraud on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Chapter 3: How does Starlito describe the themes of his documentary?
Because don't do all that shit.
I'm about to.
I'm about to lick you, girl.
Girl, shut up.
You close enough. You gay, too. Girl, try... Not today. I'm not drunk. In a couple drinks, you will be. Like, drink up. To my right, I got my little lemon drop. Kiki. What flavor lemon drop are you feeling like today? Today, it's giving blackberry. A blackberry lemon dry? No, I got the... Blacker the berry, sweeter the juice. Nigga, it's the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice. But...
We got guests back to back. Guests back to back. Guests back to back. And let me do my introduction. Today we got a real Nashville legend on the couch. He's currently on the Not Your Country, Not the Country You Know Tour. excuse me, not the country you know tour, giving us a behind-the-album documentary that shows the real story of Nashville, not the tourist version.
From his pen to his independent grind, from building his body, mind, and legacy, he's still showing us what being a work in progress really looks like. Welcome to the couch, Mr. Grindhardt himself, Starlito, and Team It's 520 Somewhere.
Yeah!
I appreciate that intro. It warms my heart. And it's not your country tour. Not the country you know.
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Chapter 4: What personal growth experiences does Starlito discuss?
My friend said, you keep calling him Hawaiian. Samoan. Yeah. Samoan. Samoan in there. Okay then.
Goddamn, goddamn.
Lookin' like a motherfuckin' AKA.
Don't be mad.
They be real mad. I feel like I was like giving, you know, like watermelon. It's giving watermelon. I was like flowers and things, you know. Springtime. Okay then, reverse tell girl. Okay. All right, yeah. I should have worn my cowboy hat, man.
Yeah, you should have.
And Fit Check, Fit Check, check you out. I'm not doing a catwalk. You got the real big show.
The shirt speaks for itself.
Yeah. Shop520.com. There we go. ShopClub520.com. I'm a friend of the program, you know. How you feeling? i'm feeling better now it was raining the whole way up here yeah yeah rainy gloomy day but we got a little sunshine for you for sure Let's get into our drink trap. What we feeling like tonight? So this drink was inspired by our guest, Starlito. A little bit of old, a little bit of new.
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Chapter 5: How does Starlito balance relationships and success?
We probably shouldn't have been.
You said O4?
I was in fourth grade. Yeah, no. Goddamn. We weren't in no clubs back then. We was definitely at the parties, you know. Yeah. Y'all wasn't even at the parties then. Don't try to make him feel young. He old. We might have been. We were almost at the parties. Thank you. They ain't that old. They is not that old.
nah we weren't we weren't yeah y'all were in middle school but we knew what was up girl like I said don't fuck this up for me okay hello the drink a little bit old with the um gray goose but then it's uh got some peach tea what else they got in it we have gray goose Lemon, freshly squeezed lemon. We have an orange liqueur. And then we have peach tea.
You know, we're trying to work on our little southern drawl. So we draw in the O with the gray goose and then the peach tea, a little country vibe. Not the country you know. Not the country you know. And we called it.
That's how we came up with this.
And it's called what? The last call.
Peach lemonade. There we go.
Last call, peach lemonade. I like that. What's your favorite song? Welcome to the Unhappy Hour. Where you want to take it?
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Chapter 6: What does Starlito reveal about his dating life?
Romantic.
I'm like, oh, he's toxic. Nah. Thinking of you. At the end. Thinking of you used to have me like, you don't probably save so many niggas from hearing they bitch mouth. Because I used to be listening and thinking of you like, I'm going to shut up today. You know what? See? I ain't going to ask him no questions. You know what? These hoes do be messy.
And they be mad because they missed their blessing. I'm going to just shut up. You didn't miss the part where he said, I'm stuck with you, God damn it. He ain't going nowhere. So I'm about to talk shit all day. You know what part she did miss, though? What part she missed? That going through the phone shit. Yeah. Because she ain't graduated from that yet. Could have been rich. No, I didn't.
But last time I went through a phone, I looked through credit karma and everything. So I learned a little something.
Yeah.
So y'all live my raps is what you're saying. Unfortunately. I can dig it. The relatability is completely there. You're very toxic.
For sure.
In your love songs. We love that. Thank you. Yep, yep, yep. Still.
Still.
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Chapter 7: How does Starlito view the concept of polygamy?
So it's been times we get into it and I'll be playing that shit like bro, fuck this bitch. That was me and my best friend's song, though, for real. Like, you also have a song. Go ahead. But, like, kill each other. One of them shoots the other one in that song. That's a metaphor, too. You could come back from that. You could come back from that? Not like real life dead.
We ain't going to get to that point, you know? But it's like, this bitch got me fucked up. We not going to let it get that far. But it's like they killed each other, but it's like he realized at the end, like, damn, I killed my nigga for this bitch. For nothing. For nothing. Like, why would I let this bitch come in between what we got going on?
So... I appreciate these think pieces and theses y'all have about these songs, because some of them was simple and, you know, my immature self, just especially thinking of you and shit. I mean, I live that shit, too, to write it, but... Like past tense, or you mean still present tense? No, I'm saying back then when I wrote it, that was what was going on.
I down to freestyle to thinking of you, son. That was what was going on in present tense. Nah, I mean, I'm more so reflecting on it. You mentioned Out With Something, that's out the new album. I mean, it's the same story, the same old song as they say. I think a lot of people's relationships look alike. They take different forms, but we all kind of go through the same things. Same shit.
Literally. I fuck with who I am off of the new album, too. We putting a video up next week. It's fire. I be like, ha, this how niggas be telling when I leave their ass alone. Yeah, I was going to say, I tried to paint the whole picture, though. You said I'm toxic, but sometimes we guilty, too. We feel it. From the male side, we can get hit where it hurt, too. Mm-hmm.
Because a man ain't going to never let you know that he fumbled for real. I mean, he might. Some might. But it's like, if you get him to admit that, like, he really fucked up with you, it's like... They do, but then we be like, you just saying that. You don't mean that, Jodie. Right. Like, do you really mean it, though? Like... But what do I mean to y'all to hear it? I'll be like, I know.
It strokes my ego. It's validation, for sure.
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Chapter 8: What role does storytelling play in Starlito's music?
It's confirmation and validation, but... Or y'all don't believe me. I don't believe nothing a man say. And it's just like, so like in that song, it's like, oh, you know, basically saying you changed. You're not that same. Like, you're not a boy no more. You're growing to a man. But it's like, how can we actually trust that you changed and you're actually different now? Just need a chance. Right.
Give you a chance. I'm sure us on this couch then gave niggas plenty chances and then they come back and do the same old song. Same old thing. I'll show y'all the video before we do it. I'm excited to see it. I have my cowboy hat on in the video too. Yeah, come on, cowboy hat. I love it. And also, another lyric that you said that is a favorite of mine. I'm scared.
I need a thick red hoe that I can beat myself around and give me head real slow. Amen, amen. That was a bar. Y'all red. I ain't red. I'm brown. Y'all red. We're yellow. Is this red? They red. Yeah, definitely red. Yeah, like if I blow, you're going to turn red.
What?
Oh, I thought I was yellow. Get in here real slow. And... Okay, we're going to act right. We're going to act right. What you call the yellow girl, Miss Know-It-All? Fucking off with Mr. Throw-It-All or something like that. Hey, y'all did some research. No, we really tapped in. You always come to, like, when I was younger, you were always in the city.
I think my uncle's name used to bring you down here.
I'm not a city fucker.
Oh, heavy. Literally. I don't know the name of that song, but you shot a video here in Indy, didn't you? That's when y'all was in Country Kitchen. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's the name of that song?
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