Club Shay Shay - Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino Part 2

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How did Bobby Lee describe his painful transition from open mic to MADtv and being recorded messing up table reads?

Shannon Sharpe 0:00
Thank you for coming back.
Bobby Lee 0:01
Part two is underway. I was bad. You have to understand, I went from open mic to Matt TV. Wow. Right? I had never done a sketch before. That's a big jump. Yeah, I'd never done improv. So I would get really nervous at the table reads. Yes. And every scene they would write for me, I would fuck up. And this is what broke my heart, and this is a true story. I've never even said this out loud before, right? They made a tape. secretly behind my back, and they would tape record my table reads, and they did the best of me fucking up, and I only found out about it like a year and a half later, and I cried in my car. Right, that's how bad I was. Wow. Yeah, because I would get so nervous, I would stutter at the table reads, right, because I had never really done it before.
Bobby Lee 0:48
So in the beginning, it was very traumatic. So then I just acted wild. Like I would poo in the executive producer's office. That was huge.

What wild on-set pranks and office stories (pooping in an executive's office, Alka-Seltzer experiment) does Bobby Lee recount?

Andrew Santino 0:56
That was a big one.
Bobby Lee 0:57
That was a big one. I just pooed in it, you know. He pooped in his office.
Shannon Sharpe 1:03
I pooped in his office. Hopefully in the bathroom. No, no, no, no, in the office. No. And you still had a job? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee 1:11
I'm a survivor. Yeah, yeah. I would like, you know, I peeped twice. One time I farted in an actress's face. That was bad. But, yeah, yeah, yeah. I farted in an actress's face.
Shannon Sharpe 1:22
I mean, you know, it's starting to crystallize itself of why you didn't, you know, work as much as you wanted.
Unknown 1:27
No, no, no, no, no.
Bobby Lee 1:31
But that was out of frustration. You know what I mean?
Shannon Sharpe 1:34
What I got to do with you doing that?
Bobby Lee 1:35
I don't know what I'm saying. Because I'll tell you why I pooed in his office. Right?
Shannon Sharpe 1:39
It was a joke.
Bobby Lee 1:40
It was a joke. No one knows it's a joke. So there was two guys, Ike Barinholtz. You know Ike Barinholtz? No, I don't. He's a really big actor. Yeah. Right? And he's a dear friend of mine.
Andrew Santino 1:48
Have you ever seen the studio on Apple with Seth Rogen?
Bobby Lee 1:50
I know Seth Rogen. Yeah, but you know the studio.
Shannon Sharpe 1:52
He's on that show.
Bobby Lee 1:53
Yeah, very talented. Yeah. He was in East Down and Down, Down, Down. East Bound and Down. Bound and Down. Great actor. Right, and then great actor, right? Him and another actress named Nicole Parker were writing in the executive producer's office. They were writing a sketch, right? There was some Alka-Seltzer, right, on the desk, right? And I go, what happens if I stuck the Alka-Seltzer into my butthole? And they go, we don't know. We don't even thought about that before. Let's try it. So I took my pants. I stuck them in my butthole. Two of them, right? And it foamed like a mad dog. Right? And I tried to poop them out, right? And they were half dissolved. Yeah. But following that were, like, a couple of little, like, you know, rabbit nuggets.
Bobby Lee 2:35
Yeah. Right? A little rabbit nugget of poop. Yeah. And as soon as I did that, the executive producer walked in. So he saw you with your pants down pooping in his pants? No, I had already pulled it up, and we were all laughing because we didn't know that little nuggets were coming out. The nugget part was the fun part, you know what I mean? It's science, it's really science if you think about it. Yeah, it's experimental scientists. Experiment. Yeah, yeah, so it's like, so I did that, I would do stuff like that. You really need help. I don't need help. No, no. I don't need help. No, we all need help. We all need help. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, um... Yeah, you probably need to take a vacation. Yeah. Well, you know, I'm on Lexapro now.
Bobby Lee 3:15
I'm on some medications. Okay. And it's really helped with the ruminating thoughts. Okay. You ever get ruminating thoughts? Like, I wish I had done that better. I wish I had done that better. Yes. Yeah, that's got to stop. Get rid of that. Yeah. You know what they say.
Shannon Sharpe 3:27
But I've always, you know, thinking about, and I don't really have regrets about anything in my career, but I do think like, man, I go back and I watch, it's like, I go back to my room today and I ask, okay. I should have asked this question. No, I should have asked it like that.
Bobby Lee 3:47
No.
Shannon Sharpe 3:47
I'm not going to ask it like this, and they say this, and then what would my comment be?

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