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Chapter 1: What video divided the internet that the hosts discuss?
Hey guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas.
We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts.
We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions.
Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know. Tired and sick.
Tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy. Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier.
This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an acapella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it's Edwin Castro, also known as Castro1021.
And I'm Konky, his best friend and business manager. And we've got a new show called The 1021 Podcast. I'm taking you behind the scenes on how I became one of Twitch's most popular streamers. We also love sports. And with the World Cup right around the corner, we'll be breaking down the biggest storylines ahead of the big tournament here in the USA.
Listen to the 1021 podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Joey Dardano, and on my new podcast, Hope from a Hypocrite, I'll be changing lives, helping people in need with thoughtful solutions. Psych! I'm a comedian. I'm not qualified to give good advice.
Join me and my comedian friends as we riff, rant, and recommend some of the most legally dubious advice known to man. This is Help from a Hypocrite, the worst advice from the dumbest people you know. Listen to Help from a Hypocrite Wednesdays on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Chapter 2: What are the main highlights from the Q&A segment?
I think he can go 50%. Man, y'all seen Steph warm up, man, shoot from half court, shoot from the stands. But Ocho, he got to make at least – he's going to have to make at least four. Yeah, look, look, three for 10 is great from half court.
Chapter 3: How do Shannon Sharpe and Chad Johnson react to the controversial video?
Hell yeah! Two for 10. The hell? You're shooting for 50 feet. I don't see Shaq. I got Shaq making five out of 10 free throws. Now, if you say give Shaq, if you say, okay, Steph, shoot from the corner three, That's too easy. That's too easy. That's too easy. That man probably going to go. He could do that blindfold. He might not miss one. Yeah, he go. It'd be at least 9 for 10, shit.
Here's the second one. Let's take a listen. Yeah, family. What's up? Onk, Ojo, and still King Iso. What it do?
Ford City, Arkansas. Hey, listen, what y'all think about this?
I think the Lakers should trade for Mitchell Robinson. I think he'll be a perfect center for Luka and LeBron. And I think we should sign and trade Austin Reeves for some more better wing 3 and D guys. What y'all think? Man, I like Mitchell Robinson, but that damn free throw, that free throw game that teams play, it's going to be hard for him to gain a rhythm.
They're going to always keep him out of the game, bro. If he don't work on them free throws and get that down, he going to always, and he foul prone too. Yep. That's why he can't play late in the games. Hold on. He just said two, three and D guys, and you let Reeves go. Where you get your scoring from? Luka LeBron. LeBron going to be gone.
Well, he was saying trade Luka, basically keep LeBron, sign Mitchell Robinson, so now you got three and D guys. You mean trade Austin? Yes, yes, yes, Austin Reeves. Yeah. Yes. Damn. Lakers going to have some decisions to make. Here's the third one. Yes, sir. First, I want to show y'all something. Nice little collection there, boy.
You can let me know if I'm completely wrong about this, but when we hear conversations with Kobe about top five, top ten, top three, whatever it is, the analysts never bring up how he's second in all-time defense, third most assists for shooting guards, one of only three players to win back-to-back without a top 75, and he was the first player with 30,000 points and 6,000 assists.
I mean, those never get brought up when we talk about Kobe. Well, look, they talk about Kobe didn't have a top 75, but that damn Pau Gasol and Lamar Odom, them boys was hell, you know, when they went to back-to-back finals. So, I mean, Kobe wasn't never out there by himself, man. He had some help. You know what it is? It's like with Tom Brady, and they don't want to give his receivers credit.
They don't want to give Edelman. They don't want to give Amendola. They don't want to give Deion Branch. And they just talk about where Randy Moss and Gronk. You have to understand, every top receiver was not going to be able to play in that system. Everybody can't go have what top – Ocho, you – Let Ocho explain it.
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Chapter 4: What insights do the hosts share about their personal experiences in sports?
But can you please give me a take on that? Ocho, can you please explain the difference between a low-level receiver and a high-level receiver when it comes to route running? What's the art of it? Iso, man, hey, still, dog, much love. But I know you didn't play with John Wall, but I know you played against him. Do you have any takes or opinions about him? He's my favorite player.
I just want to know from your insight because he was on the court with him. Appreciate it, and thank y'all.
Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers, and guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, Nick? Huge news. We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast?
Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Yeah, a pretty wide range of podcasts. We're starting a trend.
Chapter 5: How do the hosts evaluate the performance of NBA players in recent games?
But this one's extra special.
So how did we actually come up with the name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it, and... Well, we were thinking of originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers.
This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast where people could call in and say, Hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey, Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast.
Oh, wow.
But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Just listen.
We don't care where you hear it.
Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy. Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between-songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes.
Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Help! Somebody! Please! But there's so much more to me than that. I'm an actor, I'm a comedian, and recently I've become quite the helper myself.
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Chapter 6: What strategies do the guests suggest for overcoming personal challenges?
Most people believe he should have three. He got what he got. I think the next award that he really wants is that Super Bowl trophy. That Super Bowl MVP. And then he can tell him, like, kiss my butt. Ocho? Yeah. Rock runner. Oh, what's the difference between a high-level wide receiver and a low-level? Yes. Yes.
I think for me, honestly, a low-level wide receiver is one that needs a scheme to be able to get, it has to be schemed open. One where an officer coordinator and job, I think it's a little bit more difficult in trying to find ways to get him open. You know, having to condense his splits, put him in motion, put him in bunch, you know, to kind of hide him away from,
some of the things that he's not strong at. I think high-level route runners or high-level receivers, they don't really need much help. You know, when you got the habit, you can line them up on the left, you can line up on the right, and say, I need you to get open. Make my job easy for once. Make my job easy for one. Devontae Adams, Jamar Chase, Justin Jefferson, JSN.
Those are players, obviously, play within a scheme. But also, Officer Cornet can sit back and relax and say, you know what, on this play, I'm going to line you up right here. I need you to go get me that money. I need you to get it. And they can get it. Every receiver cannot do that. I guarantee you. They can't. Hey, for me, I played against John Wall.
But if you get a chance, you gotta go to YouTube, look up the three-on-three there. It was me, John Wall, and we had D-Wade's son on our team. We played against Jalen Brown, Ben Simmons, and they had some other guy. We played three-on-three. Chris Johnson hosted a, it wasn't that he hosted, he had a three, we played three-on-three one day because he trained all of us when I was out in LA.
And this one particular day, we all came in, he was like, we're gonna play three-on-three. And me and John Wall was on the team. We ran through them boys. But John Wall, bro, his ad living throughout that whole three-on-three game, you got to hear him. You got to hear him talk. He funny as I don't know what. A hell of a competitor. Great dude. I enjoyed that time that we had.
But, yeah, I mean, he a great player. Hey, Joe, you know, John playing tomorrow. You know, I'm going to be a guardian, man. He playing in that game with you? Yeah, John Wall, hold on, it's a few more, it's a few, I think three other NBA players, hold on. Okay. Yeah, John finna get this work, though, bro. Okay. Yeah, he finna get this work. I'ma be looking for some footage now.
Oh, you gon' see it. You gon' see it, because I'ma be in his shirt. Okay. You know, I don't play, you know how most of the time you play basketball, everybody continues to retreat, they retreat, retreat. I ain't retreating shit. You picking up. Man, I'm picking up 94 feet, what? Like OKC. Man, sitting in the chair. Yeah. Sliding them puppies. OK. Now you get around me if you want to.
I'll say it again. Wimpy the alien, but OKC is the MIB. Yeah. Yeah. Bron should go to the Spurs. It would be a perfect fit. He would bring championship experience that they need. He could also go to the Wolves. Nah, I mean, I'd rather him go to the Wolves than the damn Spurs. Come on, man. No, they got a nice young nucleus. You know, everybody can't play with Bruin, man. We just keeping it 100.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts analyze the dynamics of team sports?
Okay.
What number is Jordan Poole? No, he number three. Yeah. Huh? Now that we got, now we get to hear perk takes like when the career over after one game. Oh, DeJounte Murray? Is DeJounte Murray number nine? No, I think he number five. DeAndre Jordan, yeah. He like seven foot tall, Ocho, so. No, I'm looking at, that's not DeAndre Jordan. Well, he don't play with the Pelicans then.
I'm looking at his shirt. It say New Orleans and it say number nine. It might have been a long time ago. Oh, damn. My bad, Dan. They couldn't update the picture? Oh, man.
There you go.
I love the show. Ocho, where's that energy at? You've been quiet the last two games now. Timmy, Hemby, Wimby. OKC in five.
yeah we hey but we ain't gonna be petty betty over here we ain't gonna chastise you about our win i mean you don't need to chastise me because i did say i said listen we lost the game we lost two games but i said the series was going seven i said we're gonna be a 12 round boxing fight but we were gonna come out we're gonna come out on top okay hey listen y'all won round two and three it's okay
Well, you better win round four because it won't get past five. All right. Unc and I saw a bad look after game one. They brought that bad juju praising the Spurs and Wimby. Y'all go back and celebrate the zestiest team in the league. How we bad look? You say we put that juju on them? Yeah. T.S. Car Wash Detail Service. Aaliyah made a cheating song. TLC made a cheating song.
Escape made a cheating song. Name a cheating song sung by a man. I'll wait. Tank, that I deserve. For you to go out and find some other guy. For you to stay down with him all night. For you to do all these things. Y'all can't get no song by Joe now. Y'all know Joe? Oh, yeah. They call me the human jukebox, man.
Okay, hey, Joe.
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Chapter 8: What birthday shout-outs do the hosts give at the end of the episode?
Oh, you know what? I got one too. Go ahead. Go ahead, Ocho. What'd you say? Hey, the song about men, men making songs about cheating, Mario Winans, I Don't Wanna Know. Yeah. I don't wanna know if you playing me, keep it on the low. Yeah. Cause my heart can't take it. He can't take it, John. Hey, okay. Y'all know what? Yeah, yeah. Just finished the pod with you and DC. Great episode.
Just wanted to say you're on Rogan and Theo's Hill. My top three. Nightcap, JRE, Theo. No cap, love. Appreciate that, man.
Yes, sir.
Y'all had a great time with DC. He's a great guy. Man, DC is unbelievable. Just to sit down and have a conversation with, man. He loves sports. Yeah. Obviously, you know, he's one of the foremost authorities in being able to because he can talk. He can talk. A lot of guys can, you know what I'm saying, Ocho? You know, a lot of guys might have played a particular sport, but they can't talk it.
Yeah. He can talk it. Like a lot of people can train, but they can't train you. Right. A lot of people can, but they can't coach you. I played the game. I ain't got the patience. But a lot of people can't translate what they did and impart that wisdom on you. He can talk it. He did it. He's a coach. Mm-hmm. Ocho, I need your top six medium full cigars.
Iso need permanent employment for nightcap and up. It's Kobe over Braun. One, two, three, five, one team, no jumping ship. Mm-hmm. Let me see, my top five cigars right now. For one, I'm gonna go with my own, 85 cigars, obviously. My second is my favorite, my favorite go-to, Jaime Garcia. Okay. Right, 60 gauge.
My third would probably be the Andalusian Bull, LFD, I think it was Cigar of the Year, maybe 2015, if I'm not mistaken. My fourth would probably be the Lunatic. Obviously another, I love big ring gauges, so it's probably maybe a 70, maybe a 70 gauge. And my fifth would probably be a Liga Pravita 9, number nine. You know, small, small little nub. Yeah, that's probably my five right there.
I got a question. Them cigars, they give you a little buzz, don't they? No, for me, no, no, no, Joe. I think, and I think because I've been smoking so long, Joe, you gotta understand. I've been smoking cigars since 1991. I started as a freshman in high school and I've been doing it so long. Yeah. Yeah. I've been doing it so long. A freshman in high school. Yeah, Joe. Yeah. Yeah.
At that point I knew nothing about cigars. I was more so doing it because I wanted to fit in with the crowd that was drinking alcohol and smoking weed. But I understood I couldn't walk in grandma house smelling like no goddamn weed. I couldn't do that. But my grandfather smoked pipes and he smoked cigars.
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