Coaches Don't Play
Episodes
Gang Gang Here For The Bang Bang
21 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Canadian anthem in Panjabi at the Winnipeg Jets game, Coach P recaps her trip to the DMV and turns into a neanderthal, we discuss the Mandela effect a...
Pay Day Loans & A Nervous Desi
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shafron Schnight part 2 as we try to decipher some Panjabi. The Coaches Huddle features a nervous husband, payday loans, inter-faith marriage checklis...
$10K MUA & Colombian Escape
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Booty Call with My Mother-in-law
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about Karan Aujla moving to Dubai, Pookie Nation, tractors getting tipped over, and a new money making scheme. The Coaches Huddle fe...
Cheating On Her Man... via Google Docs?!
23 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We start the Coaches Huddle right away in this weeks episode! Gurk recalls some highschool beef, Coach P recalls some major trauma, people hiding thei...
The World Sucks & Coaches Huddle
16 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Grocery Store Smash & Funeral Outfits
09 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Raw Dogging The Toilet
03 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P shares the ultimate desi ghost story, we discuss the Cheesecake Factory debacle trending on Tiktok and the 6 degrees of separation. The Coache...
Facing My Bully & Ghost Stories
26 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We recap our trips to the UK and Mexico, Coach P comes face to face with her childhood bully, and we tell scaryyyyyyy stories (this is your trigger wa...
Desi Destination Weddings BANNED
26 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We see a childhood picture of Gurveen and roast her, discuss the recent ban of destination Anand Karaj, and the start of the NHL season. The Coaches H...
0 vs. 19 Body Count...What's Worse For A Guy?!
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P goes to a local club for the first time since 2009 and Gurveen has some useless announcements. We hop into the Coaches Huddle fairly early thi...
Bridesmaids Lost In The Forest
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we discuss true crime with the Tiktok mother/daugther getting sentenced, Howard Stern predicts a serial killer and Coach P loses her fact ch...
I'm Dating The Wrong Brother...and shiet
28 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Cousin Brother Lover Update & Oppressive Weddings
21 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and her co-hosts Gurk and Gurveen back this week to talk about travel plans, cruise ships, our lack of swimming skills, and more hotdog talk. ...
Punjabi Moms Biggest Regret Feat. Parminder Aunty
14 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P's mom, Parminder Aunty, is back after much demand! She talks about her life's biggest regret, how to deal with shit talking family, alcoholism...
Drake Hooked Up With His Girl
07 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss the potential stock market crash, great depression, and losing our crypto. Coach P explains GIRL MATH to Gurk. Halle Barry divorces and pay...
I'm Dating My Cousin's Brother
31 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Girls On His Shoulders at AP Concert?!
24 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and her co-hosts Gurk, and Gurveen discuss the new AP Dhillon documentary, a Punjabi on Big Brother, the Maui fires, BlackRock conspiracy, Sta...
Rowdy Chacha & Cactus Club Watergate
17 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and her co-hosts Gurk, and Gurveen discuss Diljit Dosanjh’s new movie getting pulled from TIFF, Gurk MC’d possibly his last event, we play...
Desi TikToker & Mom Arrested for Murder
10 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Kiren joins us this week after 6 months! Gurk gets forced into a dance off after talking smack about them, Kiren paddles in the Okanagan to save money...
Father-in-law Littered in Glitter
03 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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OnlyFans Subscription Box & SpongeBob
27 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Gurveen learns geography, we talk about maternity leave in Canada and find out how much much it would cost to sell out country. Gurk gets tr...
Saag Sundays & A Mexican Escort
20 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Gurk pulled some chuegy fashion and The Calgary Stampede put us on the map. We also discuss kabaddi rules, the golden bachelor, and a hypoth...
Fake Leg Injuries & Rumours feat. Blue Rose Artistry
13 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sohal from Blue Rose Artistry joins Coach P this week to talk about the BC Wedding Industry, tips to save money during your wedding, shopping for your...
Cowboys In The Gurdwara
06 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We get closer to getting Gurk to see a psychic after Coach P shares some of her experience. We discuss the viral cowboy in a Gurdwara and Tony calls i...
Titanic Psychics & Desi Stocks Bros
29 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss Netflix's newest documentary "Take Care of Maya", medical fraud, the audacity of Jehovah Witnesses, the Titanic Submarine implosion, Ocra's...
Sleeping With A Serial Killer?!
22 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P heard the wildest story ever in the history of stories this week! Gurk tells us about the time he stumbled upon a possible murder scene. We di...
He's Selling His Girlfriends Pics on Onlyfans?!
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We recap on the first official podcast meet and greet in Vancouver in collaboration with don't doze art collective. The Coaches Huddle is extra long t...
Daddy's Gotta Eat & Wedding Pranks
08 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The meet and greet tickets sell out, Gurk has been witnessing a years long affair in his own backyard, after listening to Sima Aunty's new song Coach ...
Put Down Your Dog - Patreon Exclusive
07 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Big Teeth, Big Feet & Gaslighting STD'S
01 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gurveen's back in Calgary to get her buck teeth fixed, we discuss CTV's new reality show Farming For Love that features a Punjabi girlie from the Lowe...
Express Lube Uncles & Bone Density Psychics
25 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we discuss the first Punjabi artist performing at the Calgary Stampede and an update on the Dharmesh Patel case. The Coaches Huddle features...
Caught My Husband Texting Single Moms
18 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P finds out the real reason why Columbia is such a hot spot for stags, Calgary's air quality is worse than Delhi and a listener accidently gets ...
Bald Grooms & Colombia Stags
11 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Alberta's in a state of emergency and no one had a clue, King Charles coronation, and Coach P recaps the wildest netflix show "jailbirds" and breaks d...
Hanky Panic - Patreon Exclusive
05 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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Fake Desi Marriage Rates & A Maple Syrup Heist
04 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Calgary Flames coach gets canned, maple syrup black market?!, AI mind reading & how much would you charge to fake marry someone from India?? WHA'T...
Just Us & Bitches At The Resort
27 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sima from Mumbai is back so we had to give our two cents on the new season of Netflix's Indian Matchmaking! If you don't want to hear "spoilers" we st...
HELLO POLICE?! He's Dating A 15 Year Old
20 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen discuss a woodpecker problem, Hakimi's divorce drama, Coach P joins a facebook group that catches cheaters, and the sixth e...
Dalai Lama & Finding Your BIL on Grindr!
13 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about the Calgary Flames not making the Stanley Cup Playoffs, the Dalai Lama getting himself into some heated water, and Calgary has...
Confessions Of A Lash Tech
06 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and her c-hosts get educational and discuss BRICS, the potential downfall of the US dollar, and a swami that finessed the United Nations. Gurv...
Mouth Breather Face & Flirty Uncles
30 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P issues a retraction regarding a submission from last week that landed her and Gurveen in some questionable water, Gurk gets into a text debate...
White Girls Marrying Desi Guys, New Viral Trend?!
23 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk tell Gurveen about the India family vacation, we discuss some new trends we noticed in India and the viral couple trends coming out o...
BouJEE In India - PART 2
16 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Part 2 of Coach P + family (Gurk and Kiren) live on vacation in PUNJAB! They recap their vacation so far and some of the shenanigans that ensued in ...
BouJEE In India - Part 1
09 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P + family (Gurk and Kiren) are live on vacation in PUNJAB! They recap their vacation so far and some of the shenanigans that ensued i...
Confusion Grenade
02 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and the team talk about the last time they cried, cringey Valentine's Day posts (this episode was pre-recorded), the chemical spill in Ohio, w...
Parents Read My Sexts!!
23 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gurveen’s rambling costs her some business, Gurk and Coach P get into another psychic debate, we discuss the visitation trips to Sidhu Moosewala’s...
Husband Buying Gifts For His EX?! feat. Kyle Bhawan
16 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We got the full gang on the podcast today...Coach P, Gurk, Gurveen, and Kyle (co-producer & editor of CDP). We give our thoughts on the Rihanna co...
Husband's Friend WITHOUT Benefits
09 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen discuss some far fetched theories about advanced civilizations, Gurveen finally gets some justice with her soul-sucking ram...
Coaches Huddle with Punjabi Mom Feat. Parminder Aunty
02 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P brings her mom, Parminder Aunty, back to answer your questions and heal your inner child - real advice from a Punjabi parent! Follow the offic...
Married 6 Weeks After His Wife DIED?!
26 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and her co-hosts Gurk and Gurveen back this week: Carole Baskin’s husband found, honest thoughts about CBC’s new show BollyWed, Beyonce pe...
Arresting Pigeons & Mortgage Girl Update
19 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen talk about CBC's new reality show Bollywed, pigeons delivering crystal meth, and 6 year old shooters. The Coaches Huddle fe...
Opposite Gender Best Friends?!
12 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen back with another random episode! Coach P called out for not being a model, Wells Fargo VP peeing on passengers and Tesla's...
Marrying My Dead Husbands Friend
05 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen back this week! Big news from Gurveen that's NOT surprising at all. Gurk's no longer in survivor league and we discuss the ...
Shake That Booty Feat. INTENSE
29 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and the team sit down with Intense and get his back story and evolution to becoming one of the worlds top music producers! He also joins the C...
Bumble Date feat. A Murderer
22 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P shocks Gurk with the truth behind the Titantic movie. It might be officially illegal to gitchi your kids. We also discuss how brushing your te...
Artificial Intelligence Answers Coaches Huddle Submissions
15 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss the mind blowing abilities of ChatGPT and the future of AI and the possible real world implications of it...of course we still gotta do the...
My Boyfriend Is A Lingerie Photographer
08 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Gurk might win $40,000, BC traffic becomes a standstill after 1cm of snow, someone hits on Gurveen's husband, and more! The Coaches Huddle segment fea...
Asking His GF To Leave Her Child For HIM?!
01 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we hop down the Balenciaga conspiracy theory rabbit hole and answer one the wildest submissions ever...someone asks his girlfriend to abando...
Boyfriend Called Her Mom UGLY!
24 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P has been seeing signs including one at the screening of Superfan documentary, we diagnose Gurk with aphantiasia (mans been living in a picture...
Cry Baby Husbands & Migrating Geese Kids
17 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Summary of this episode...Coach P thought the Sun went up & down in the same spot, Gurveen thought the Earth orbit the Moon, and Gurk thought baby...
Desi Content Creators feat. AKTV
10 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk and Gurveen are back this week with special guest AKTV. We talk about his recent wedding, future plans, Sharry Mann wildin' again, Ranve...
Desi Wedding Invites & First Class Seats
03 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're back this week with an array of things to discuss! Generational trauma, Gurk in the running to win $40K, UK's new Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, if...
Bullies, Insufficient Funds & Scary Stories
27 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P is back with the annual Halloween episode! In the first half of the episode Coach P and Gurveen discuss bullying and how we would handle punk ...
Blockwant & Stealing From Unicef
20 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and finally we have Kiren (Gurk’s wife and my SIL) back on the pod! We roast Gurk, talk about our family dynamics, Kiren’s great dr...
Beautiful Ladies Getting Dissed at AP Concert!
13 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back after a one week hiatus - Coach P made the episode a bit longer this week to make up for missing an episode! We talk about the AP Dhillon...
Her Boyfriend Is Vacationing With His EX?!
29 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen back at it this week and we share a story featuring the Coach and prison inmates?! The Try Guy's cheating scandal, explaining free...
Grandpa Buys Thongs For His Side Piece?!
22 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk sit down to discuss Adnan Syed's release, Baba Khan vs Babbu Mann, AI surveillance, Gurks infatuation with Tom Brady, Adman levine's ...
The Queen is Dead
15 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen discuss the Queen's death, H-Dhami concert shenanigans, fraud calls, and being VOLK on twitter. The Coaches Huddle features...
MR. Steal Yo Man
08 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen discuss Leonardo Dicaprio's weird dating history, climate change, and Bally Jagpal's song Aja Sonehya. This week Coaches Hu...
Hooked Up With My Wedding Photographer
05 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk recap their cousin's wedding week, ponder over aliens again, and find Coach P's doppelgängers. This week the Coaches Huddle features...
TattiGate & Gassy Boyfriends
25 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen back this week. We roast Gurveen’s wedding pictures, talk about Netflix’s newest catfish documentary, listen to more Me...
Paying For Protection & Indian Matchmaking
18 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen discuss more of Gurveen's almost name "Bhagwant", Coach P reaching official aunty status, Gurk calls our mom to get the rea...
Belly Dancers & Omgele Girl Update
11 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk back this week and react to some funny videos, explain the meaning to gou-mou, our thoughts on belly dancers hired as reception enter...
Don't Quit Your Day Job Feat. Chani Nattan
09 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We sit down with Chani Nattan to talk about his start in the Punjabi music industry, his transition to commercial songs, haters, working with Diljit, ...
Wedding Night Seggs & Omegle Love Story
04 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen find some sexy items in the garbage, discuss the "appropriate" time to have kids, Bhagwant Mann gets married, share a wild black m...
The Indian Throuple & Big Teeth
28 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen get into an array of topics this week. The Indian Throuple, funeral customs of different cultures, and a new movement #just...
Wild Wedding Tales & Long Distance Finesse
21 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen reflect on an eventful week of Stampede, European heat waves, China replacing lawyers with AI, petty theft on the rise, and...
Makeup Artists Are Scammers?
14 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen discuss the viral TikTok MUA (bridal makeup artist) scam videos and give their two cents! Follow the official podcast IG www.insta...
Breakups In A Desi Household
07 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk discuss the upcoming Calgary Stampede, twitter suing India, and the struggles of heartbreak while living in a desi household! Follow ...
My Boyfriends Wife Stole My Man
30 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk and Gurveen are back to talk about the reversal of Roe v Wade, Gurk's trip to Austin, Diljit Dosanjh's concert in Calgary, and we play t...
Surrey Shenanigans & Salty Brides
23 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen recap their recent trip to Surrey for 5X Fest, we had our very first meet and greet, attended a secret warehouse party, and got sh...
Viral Cheating Scandal Feat Jayna Marie
16 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jayna Marie joins us this week to talk about a viral cheating scandal she was involved in. She gives us an in-depth look into what actually happened a...
Addicted To Escorts
09 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen discuss the recent surprise trip to Toronto, our Granny visits the UK, and Harbhajan Mann not letting go of his youth. We d...
Shirtless Baby Daddies & Recycled Gifts
02 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen are back and have plenty to talk about this. The tragic passing of the legendary Punjabi rapper Sidhu Moosewala, Uvalde sch...
Guys Never Approach Me, Am I Ugly?
26 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk discuss the Battle of Alberta, Gurk's retirement plan, how India is fighting climate change and how we'd react is we found out an ast...
Can't Talk About BJ's
19 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen discuss the coaches complete lack of brain cells and absurd anxieties about bathroom stuff. The Coaches Huddle features the Coach ...
Balding Boyfriend Has The Audacity
12 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen are back this week! They reminisce about the wild days during the 2004 playoffs, Coach P gets gitchied at an engagement par...
Foodie Yawn Day Oh | The Coaches Huddle
10 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
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Truthful Tuggies
05 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk discuss going to the first playoff game, Roe v. Wade, a man stealing 10K from his girl, living in the only place on earth that’s ra...
Crazy Girlfriend Crashes His Stag
28 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen talk about Gurk’s absolute shit week, cobra snake revenge plots, and much much more! The Coaches Huddle includes internat...
Wedding Don'ts & Blessed Chicken
21 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen talk about Indian wedding DOs and DON’Ts with a special guest Sohal from Blue Rose Artistry. The Coaches Huddle has updates from...
This My Hoe Wife Update
14 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen try to decode some of Babbu Mann’s English lyrics. We determine what to standard price of birthday and wedding gifts are ...
Naked Neighbours & Chachi Bhabis
07 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen are back this week and we discuss our Nonni’s surprise 85th birthday party and the surprise inceptions that ensued. Coach...
Should I Take My Own Virginity?!
31 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen cover so much in this week's episode. The spicy 2nd season of Bridgerton, men lacking passion, Will Smith smacking Chris Rock at t...
My Boyfriend & Punjabi Influencers
24 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk are back this week with a super random episode. Dying brains, nighties, repressed memories, and much much more! Follow the official p...
This Is My Hoe Wife
17 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen back at it this week! We discuss the debate dividing the internet…what is there more of in the world…wheels or doors?! ...
Can Joginder Bassi Get Sued?!
10 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Can Joginder Bassi get sued? Can your partner actually take half of everything you own in a divorce? Can a business sue you for negative reviews? This...
My Best Friend Stole From Me
03 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurveen, and Gurk are back this week! Follow the official podcast IG www.instagram.com/coachppodcast Follow Gurk www.instagram.com/karanbhatt...
Girls That Sleep Ugly & Snore
24 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen are back for another episode full of laughs! We discuss the real estate boom in Calgary, what we would do if Canada went to...
Swallowed My Nose Ring While Making Out
17 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen are back this week! Gurveen has hired a hot nanny, we dissect Netflix’s Love is Blind, and another ruthless/no holding back Coac...