Coaches Don't Play
Episodes
Swindled on Tinder for 250K
10 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk and Gurveen are back this week! We talk about Netflix's new documentary The Tinder Swindler (The discussion ends at 25:19 - if you don't...
Latex Valentine's Day Surprise
03 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen get into an array of topics this week. We find out what Coach P really thinks of Punjabi girls on onlyfans and is too much filler ...
He Wipes My Snot
27 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen are back this week with a very philosophical episode. We talk about what happens to our souls, donating your organs, and wh...
Joginder Bassi Give Me Hug
20 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Coach is back with Gurveen and Gurk! New year, same BULLSHIT! This week we talk about hot sauce Drake, Joginder Bassi and his wild interview with ...
Investing and Financial Freedom feat. Gina Judge
13 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we bring on a money coach to talk about financial freedom and how to start your journey. This is something we always talk about on the podca...
100K to 100 Million: Manifestation
06 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We wanted to give you some new year motivation for the first episode of 2022! Coach P talks to a relative about how he manifested his success - invest...
Desi Dating Profiles & Red Flags
30 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk are back with the last episode of 2021! We rate some dating profiles from a facebook group called Subtle Curry Dating...like always G...
Boyfriend Went to OnlyFans Meet-n-Greet
23 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk are back this week. We discuss the future of the Metaverse, pet psychics, and answer your anonymous questions in the Coaches Huddle! ...
My Boyfriend Follows Fitness Girls
16 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Kiren look back on their Christmases growing up, discuss the crowning of a Punjabi Miss Universe, and much more! We answer more ano...
Longest Catfish Scam In History
09 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen discuss the insane investigative podcast series Sweet Bobby, about a catfish scheme that lasted a decade! If you don’t wa...
He Texted Me On His Honeymoon
02 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen talk about the recent drama with Lilly Singh, the AP Dhillon concert, and legal rub-n-tugs?! The Coaches Huddle is a good one this...
Rich BFs & Dental School Flings
25 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen are back this week with another trio episode! Gurk has another plan to solve the worlds “system” issue. We also talk ab...
Viral Indian Brides Doing Too Much?
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen deep dive into the Indian Wedding Industry and just how out of control it's getting. Are people doing too much? Is the pressure ov...
My Boyfriend Got Fat
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk are back to talk more shit! Gurk rants about financial freedom….again and psychics…again. We talk about our worst recurring dream...
Desi Life Advice Part 2 Feat. Parminder Aunty
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P brings her mom, Parminder Aunty, back for another segment of Desi Life Advice! Modern Desi Aunty advice for all your problems. Plus, this week...
Ferris Wheel Weddings & Ghost Stories
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen discuss the Sharry Mann and Parmish Verma beef. PLUS, IT’S HALLOWEEENNNNNNN…get ready for some freaky tales! Follow the offici...
How Brown Guys Compliment Girls
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Kiren discuss height lengthening surgery, Kiren’s trip to Banff, she can finally do a single push-up and we discuss how brown guy...
Desi's at Stags & Stripclubs
14 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk back this week with another laugh out loud episode! We talk about a woman suing an auto insurance company for getting HPV, Humbolt Dr...
My Husband Hired His EX
07 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and her brother Gurk are back this week. We talk about Gurk’s new AD, without wait. Is the Indian wedding industry out of control, are guys ...
My Husband is NOT the Father?
30 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
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Chapstick Dick
23 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
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Bassi Assassination Attempt
16 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen discuss the attempted assassination of Joginder Bassi, a new desi-pop country music genre, and answer your anonymous questi...
Desi Drama In The Supreme Court
09 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen read a very interesting divorce transcript and discuss some local makeup artist/client drama. We also deep dive into the Coaches H...
Kissing At The Gurdwara
02 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P and her brother Gurk are back with the jokes! We dissect a wedding video that’s going viral for all the wrong reasons, Gurk gives ...
GI Issues & Gaslighting
26 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurveen, and 2 special guest join us this week as we discuss the new covid regulations, OnlyFans banning porn, and answer your questions duri...
My GF is a Tinder Catfish
19 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen are back this week to talk about some world news and rip apart the anonymous submissions during the Coaches Huddle. Beware,...
Broke Her Nail In His WHAT?!
12 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen dive straight into the Coaches Huddle this week! That’s right…a full episode of us answering your anonymous questions. Red fla...
Sexy Lotion Application
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen are back this week. Coach P looks back on her coaching origins in university. We discuss the Punjabi movie and music industry, inc...
Anal Commitment
29 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen are back this week. It’s the middle of wedding season and we discuss desi banquet hall struggles. Coach P shares some new dating...
Cheating Is Genetic
22 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen discuss how cheating is genetic, we may have solved Chamkila’s murder, and we answer your anonymous questions! Follow the offici...
She's Giving Up Seggs For Love
14 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen are back this week to recap the wedding season kicking off. We also unpack a HOT TAKE...boyfriends, husbands, and kids SUCK, and w...
Casual Cocaine Habits & Fake LV
08 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Kiren are back on this week’s episode. We discuss Britney’s conservatorship, the ocean oil spill, casual cocaine habits, and Gu...
Committed Hoe Summer
01 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen have major laugh attacks on this weeks episode. We give our hot take on Chamkila, Garry Sandhu’s new antics, life before the int...
Ugly People Make Cute Kids
24 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P and Gurk discuss Alberta reopening, Calgary Stampede, and Gurk’s theory that ugly people make cute kids. We also discuss who shoul...
Over The Pants BJ
17 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P brings her childhood friends on the podcast; Manveer, Rose, and Shammi. Wine night with the girls, reminiscing and talking shit! Fol...
Desi Life Advice Feat. Parminder Aunty
10 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P brings her mom, Parminder Aunty, back on the podcast to answer some more of your questions! Strict parents, crazy mother-in-laws, marital prob...
She’s Dating Her Cousins Fiancé
03 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen talk about Toronto Maple Leafs loss, Liberal MP William Amos and his nude antics, UFO sightings, dinosaur’s, an...
He Said His Homie's Name In Bed
27 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk discuss the most random topics on this weeks episode: the crypto crash, Gurk’s teeth whitening experience, an ex-gangster’s after...
Gilli Knickers & Omegle Cheating
20 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen discuss the Bill Gates cheating allegations, Jasmine Sandlas and Gary Sandhu, cringey millennial trends, and the Calgary Stampede....
Her Soulmate Is Married To Someone Else
13 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P, Gurveen, and Gurk are back. We talk about Gurk’s short lived bhangra career, the Chinese rocket hurling towards earth, vaccine br...
Bill Gates & Hair Transplants
06 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P and Gurk discuss his inability to say anything nice, Desi interior design, and our limited cryptocurrency knowledge. We also drop ou...
Dating My Dad's Friend
29 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen are back this week to talk about India’s COVID situation, why Pammy has never seen Friends, and the best moment in WWF history. ...
New Punjabi Insults & More Cheating
22 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen talk about Punjabi relative titles and discuss who is and who isn’t worthy of the titles. The coach tries to start a new insult ...
Two Night Stand & Bro Bangers
15 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Kiren are back! Another highly requested episode. We talk about Gurk and Kiren's life after marriage, how Kiren deals with us (HER ...
Flirting With My Friends Brother
08 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P and Gurveen talk about changing our voices, falling in love blindly, and the Coach takes a huge step in life!!! Follow the official ...
Do I Marry My Cheating Soulmate?
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen are back for another laugh packed episode! Follow the official podcast instagram www.instagram.com/coachppodcast Contact Gu...
In Love with Her Bestfriend's Man
25 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk are back this week. Regular schedule shenanigans and this week we include an audio recording from the infamous IG Live! Follow the of...
Slept With His Brother's Wife
18 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Finally we have all 3 coaches on the same episode! Coach P, Gurk, and Gurveen take things up a notch. We talk dating, marriage, NFL Sundays, and answe...
Cheating Husbands & Racist Royals
11 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P and Gurk are back. Once again, Gurk talks about getting rich - this time he calls out philanthropists for their charity donations. W...
Boyfriend Doesn't Wash His Butt
04 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P and Gurk are back. They talk about rollerblading police, NFT’s, drinking poo filtered water, and they answer your anonymous submis...
Mother-in-Law Lasers My Coochie
25 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P and Gurveen discuss the Netflix show Bridgerton, things all couples should talk about before tying the knot, and Pammy’s dying wis...
My Ex Slanders Me Online
18 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P and Gurk talk about a new shoe fashion trend, true crime documentaries, slapping kids, interracial weddings, and what’s going on w...
She's Dating Her Professor
11 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk are back with an extra long Coaches Huddle segment. We talk about The Super Bowl Halftime show, Gurk’s message to Bollywood actors,...
Love Triangles & Bashing Bollywood
04 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen discuss the recent events around Rihanna’s rally of support for farmers in India, old email addresses, and MSN usernames, and of...
My Man Is Flirting With His Bestfriend's Wife
28 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk bring NON-STOP laughs this week! We talk about the reddit vs Wall Street debacle, immigrant parents hiding big secrets, and a guy who...
Husband Found My Vibrator
21 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen talk about the what they hate most about being bridal artists, vibrators, first date period sex, diamond engagement rings, and MUC...
Manifest a Million Dollar Year Feat. ravThinks
19 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
BONUS EPISODE for ya'll! This is part 1 of 2 of our manifestation series. We sit down and talk to Raveena Oberoi about her million dollar bakery - Jus...
Ball Kicker Girl
14 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk are back this week! It's a rollercoaster of topics ranging from Bitcoin, Netflix documentary Surviving Death, and your wild anonymous...
Desi Life Lessons Feat. Parminder Aunty
07 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
DISCLAIMER: This episode will be in Punjabi. Parminder Aunty is back to answer your desi specific life problems. She also weighs in our some modern da...
My Brother’s THOT Girlfriend
31 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Gurk and Kiren join Coach P on the final episode of 2020. Straight laughs this week, as we try to cheer ya’ll up in time for 2021. We discuss aliens...
Dumb Guys Have Better Sex
24 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P is joined by Gurveen. We cover some scandalous topics this week including cheating fiances, IG models hijacking the body positivity ...
Cheating on her BF & Ex
17 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P and Gurk discuss Netflix's new show Bollywood Wives (hella lame), growing up in a strict Punjabi home, and answer some WILD anonymou...
Slapped By My Sister-in-Law
10 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week Gurk gets recognized by a listener and Coach P tries to elevate her style. We talk about the COVID vaccine, life after death, and Gurk wants...
Farmer's Protest & Coaches Huddle
03 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen discuss the Indian Farmer’s Protest currently happening in India. We also keep things light on the podcast as well, and spread s...
He Wants Out of The Friend Zone
26 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk are back on this weeks episode. They discuss the infamous Hajmola, return of JusReign, plan out their exit strategies for a zombie ap...
Cheated On Me With An Aunty
12 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tons of laughs in this episode as Coach P and Gurveen deep dive into the world of social media influencers, alpha/beta relationships, STI’s from kis...
Pedo's & Prenup's
05 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk are back this week with non-stop laughs! They make their predictions for the US presidential election, react to more Joginder Bassi c...
Scandals & Ghost Stories
29 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen are back! This week we discuss a recent Indian wedding/Covid-19 scandal AND it's the HALLOWEEN episode!! Pammy tries her best ...
Kicking His Balls For Money
22 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk are back at it with the laughs! This week they talk about the time Gurk got scammed by a rich panhandler, bad dates, AND we have an u...
His Fiancé Arrested Him
15 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P and Gurk bring the savage roasts! They discuss a viral engagement video that made headlines, male toupees, plastic surgery. We answe...
Reading My BF's Deleted DM's
08 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P and Gurk remember childhood stories, discuss Netflix’s new true crime documentary American Murder, and react to some wild anonymou...
Wife Slept With His Nephew
01 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk bring the non-stop laughs this week! They discuss duration of landings, spousal support, mushroom cuts, and much much more! Follow th...
Dealing With The In-Laws Feat. Punjabi Mom
24 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
DISCLAIMER: This episode is in Punjabi. Parminder Aunty is back on the podcast this week to answer some of your questions and drop that knowledge! Fol...
Should I Tell Him I'm A Virgin
17 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P & Gurveen discuss and fight over provincial stereotypes…it gets heated! Discuss a CRAZY mother-in-law, 28 year old virgin, and...
He Likes Other Girls IG Pics
10 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P and Gurk discuss the Kardashians, podcasting, and artificial intelligence taking over the world! Follow the official podcast IG acco...
Can't Get Over His Past
03 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk take it up a notch on the savage level and give some ruthless advice regarding your anonymous relationship questions. A laugh out lou...
Paying Me For His Fetish
27 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P is joined by Gurveen to talk about wild dowry requests, a wild fetish, and more wild anonymous submissions. An overall wild episode!...
Getting Robbed
20 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P and Gurk discuss a recent robbery, why desi guys struggle with affection, and wtf happened to Jus Reign?! Follow the official podc...
Fiancés Friend Kissed Me
13 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we have a 2 in 1 episode for ya'll; Coach P, Gurk and then Gurveen. We talk about the time I met Kiren (Gurk's wife) for the first time, s...
TSA Can See Your Bewbs
06 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen catch up on their recent trip to Winnipeg. We discuss nicknames for significant others, local racially motivated incidents, and TS...
Meeting Vin Diesel
30 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk talk about scams, meeting the real Vin Diesel, sibling fights, and react to some more anonymous submissions. Follow the official podc...
Made 23K Posting Nudes
23 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk give their ruthless review on Netflix’s new show Indian Matchmaking. They also discuss Kayne West, Only Fans, and answer some more ...
My Cringe UK Fling
16 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P talks about the time she went to a psychic. Gurveen and the coach both share some cringey moments with old flames! Follow the offi...
Show Me Your Bobs
09 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P is joined by Gurk and his wife Kiren. Cringey dating stories, Epstein, drug money in Bollywood, and much more is discussed in today’...
Bee Sex & Outer Space
02 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurveen catch up on their trip to British Columbia for her sisters wedding. Follow the official podcast Instagram @coachppodcast For all ...
Desi Guys Can't Mature
25 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P and Gurk answer some of your anonymous questions! We talk about Desi guys never growing up, snapchat romances, and what kind of guy ...
Ultimate Catfish Story
18 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s episode Coach P is in Surrey, BC and brings on a childhood friend to discuss cringe-worthy dates, catfishes, and our “lists”. Follow...
Pee-You-Ess-Ess-Why With Your Chai
11 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s episode is LAUGH OUT LOUD funny! Coach P and Gurk entertain you with funny stories and commentary. We talk about random desi bathroom it...
Dear Punchy
04 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s episode we talk about the Black Lives Matter movement in the United States and WHY Canadians should care! Movies to watch 13th Doc...
Men With Hairy Butts
28 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P and Gurveen talk about hairy men, manifesting your dream life, and the Call Her Daddy podcast drama! Follow the official podcast Ins...
Mom Approves Interracial Marriage
21 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we have another Punjabi episode for you! We sit down with Coach P’s family and discuss more Desi cultural taboo’s, in-law debacles, and ...
33 Year Old Virgin
14 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P and Gurveen talk about the affect the pandemic will have on weddings moving forward, Indian fashion trends, and patio season! Also w...
My Gorilla Ass Stole Her Man
30 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about dark skin insecurities and Coach P stealing her friends man. We also answer your questions about boyfriends refusing to accept...
Corona, Black Magic, & A Poo Fetish
23 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P and Gurk discuss the current COVID-19 pandemic, Indian superstitions, and read a CRAZY fetish submission from a listener! Follow the official ...
Leaving Your Pad In His Bed
16 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're joined by Coach P's best friend Manveer. We discuss another embarrassing bedroom story, online dating update from Pammy, and we share ...
His Sister Joins Us In Bed
09 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week Coach P, Gurk and his wife Kiren answer YOUR questions about love, marriage, and what to do when your boyfriends sister gets into bed wi...
Puking On His Penis
02 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
DISCLAIMER: This week we share some of our listeners embarrassing sex stories and it gets WILD! Make sure you are not listening around your parents or...
His Mom Called Me a SLUT
26 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week COVID-19 forces Coach P to host today's episode herself! She updates you on her online dating journey and tells you how you can get your man...
Coach P Joins DIL MIL
19 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode Coach P & Gurveen deep dive into the world of Dil Mil, the South Asian dating app. The Coach makes a SURPRISING connection and we ...
More Cushion For The Pushin'
12 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Coach P & Gurveen answer some WILD questions from our listeners. We cover it all this episode - gay men marrying women, pre-marital pregnancies, f...