Cold Brew Got Me Like
Episodes
Episode 161: Introspective Monkeys Get the Least Bananas
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Talking to entrepreneurs about global warming. Youtube is my daddy. Hot insights. John Wilkes Booth killed Laci Peterson. ALSO: Blood Machine Lady a...
Episode 160: There's No Such Thing as Netflix After the Power Grid Goes Down
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Los Angeles vs Nashville. Bears slapping venture capitalists. Bears have “paw apps.” ALSO: Greg calls 'Harold and Maude' the first "hot topic" m...
Episode 159: Elon Musk's Helter Skelter
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Why does the doctor weigh you with your shoes on? ALSO: Joe Rogan, an unfunny policeman who mansplains typing. PLUS: Krishna Venta's "Fountain of the ...
Episode 158: A Chip in Your Head That Pays for Smoothies
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tapping cards, dripping fish and a our lack of gratitude. ALSO: Joy buzzers, and the banality of wealth. PLUS: Getting laid by guessing how the pyrami...
Episode 157: The Morbid Dreams of Big Tech
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bird scooters on the bottom of the river: magnet fishing's meager rewards. ALSO: The new Advice King column, and a stunning article by Ognian Kassabov...
Episode 156: How High Parking Rates Kill Art
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
High parking rates kill art. ALSO: "Market forces" have been replaced by executive whims. PLUS: Venture capitalists can't appreciate music, William Fr...
Episode 155: Saving America From Pod Save America
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
BBILF (Bog Bodies I'd Like to F*ck) ALSO: David Axelrod VS democracy. Greg says "make love." PLUS: Leonard Cohen and the seedy '60s, and a song of the...
Episode 154: Tons of Information - No Power
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
RFK Jr and his damn birds. Chris says he's "the political Beavis." Tons of information and no power. ALSO: Leonard Leo, the Patriot Front and Grover N...
Episode 153: The Supreme (LOL) Court
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Alternate titles: "Forgetting Love Canal" or "Capitalism is the Opposite of Enlightment." ALSO: Hot Plate: the scratch-off - If you get a pork chop, y...
Episode 152: Do You Speak Gibb??
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Well, we've gotten to the bottom of nothing, now." - Chris ALSO: Robin Gibb gets TOO sexy. Small people with giant heads. The Bikeriders. PLUS: The M...
Episode 151: Charcuterie is a Psy-Op!
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Low-budget charcuterie. Shoddy kayaks, pants - and dogs! Was the Constitution triple-spaced? ALSO: The New Advice KIng column: "Should Progressives Vo...
Episode 150: Charles Manson Singing "Since U Been Gone"
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
150 Episodes!!!! Past #CBGML publicity stunts that have gotten us in trouble, i.e. filling ponds with cold brew, spraying pond water onto the mayor's ...
Episode 149: A Crofton's History of The United States
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris doesn't know how America's two-party system came to be. Greg gently offers a correction. ALSO: TV on the gas pump. Chris says: "I don't want to ...
Episode 148: Eddie Vedder - Dissident?
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Neil Hamburger, fake eyeballs and Joe Rogan. ALSO: Bill Burr vs Bill Maher. Eddie Vedder screen printing on a private jet. PLUS: Stone Gossard's groun...
Episode 147: It's Time For Us to Confront Powerlifters
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris is back from the Neil Hamburger tour!! Chris is happy! Greg is happy! Gregg Turkington hung out with Anton LaVey. That's right, you read it righ...
Episode 146: Shorty Shea's Monogrammed Luggage
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Greg says the show is "a finely packed and stacked operation." Chris talks about his inner life, AGAIN. Neil Young, meglomaniac. ALSO: Open mics at ba...
Episode 145: Cold Brew Makes Your Pancreas Sparkle!
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Youtube prarie dogs, feeling self conscious around Persian cats. Obama's Pearl Jam birthday. ALSO: Greg calls Chris "Chris Kaczynski." The sportificat...
Episode 144: Every Skull in the Catacombs Wishes It Was at a Football Game
23 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Nut Pods." Coachella is a PSYOP. Camels standing up to their *waists* in water. ALSO: Rigged scales at Walmart. Greg says bananas are ripening extra ...
Episode 143: Chris Health Update (good news!!)
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Good news!! XO
Episode 142: More Amy Goodman, Less Anderson Cooper
09 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The nightmare in Gaza. ALSO: Powerlessness, foodies and trying to get famous. Principles before personalities. PLUS: Sidney Lumet's "Network," William...
Episode 141: The Inner Lives of Circus Strongmen
02 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Elvis, The Memphis Mafia and Colonel Tom Parker. Tom Parker's ridiculous gambling style: "He didn't understand the basics, but it was his favorite thi...
Episode 140: Stockton Rush's Submersible Honky-Tonk
26 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Stockton Rush's submersible honky-tonk. Confusing Stockton Rush with Stockard Channing. ALSO: Weaponized wigs, public housing and Trisha Yearwood. PLU...
Episode 139: Tennessee Death Trip
19 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our mom got severely bitten by her own cat, soooo...US health care - portals, paying medical bills with JP Morgan gift cards. ALSO: Marketing myths ab...
Episode 138: Nashville 3.0 and The Liberal Divide
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Nashville's trajectory may be unstoppable, but it doesn't mean you gotta be happy about it. "Liberals" are dividing along property lines. ALSO: Brian ...
Episode 137: Are Horses Conservative??
20 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
James Hetfield's propane habit. Chris says liberals who buy political biographies have ruined thrift stores. ALSO: Conservatives are excited about AI ...
Episode 136: Rich People Are Always Talking About Berries
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rich people, ducks and berries. The garbage cans of Madison, Tennessee. ALSO: Hanging antlers on the walls of vacant office space, and calling it a bo...
Episode 135: 19th Century Farmers In Therapy
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dad fights dirty! Irish farmers in therapy!.Greg explains bitcoin! ALSO: Dream-interpreting a motorcycle. PLUS: A couple sketchy edits, and a song of ...
Episode 134: Stockton Rush's "DISRUPTOR" Coffee Cup
30 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris demonizes climbing walls, again. Stockton Rush's coffee cup. Greg Abbott's dishonest border war. ALSO: Throwing Elvis impersonators at a problem...
Episode 133: Chris Broke His Scapula
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's true. Chris broke his scapula during Nashville's "blizzard." The hospital offers a glimpse of the lost middle class. ALSO: Chris's greatest hospi...
Episode 132: Chris vs Himself
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris has an existential crisis, Greg's audio is f*cked - and it's still a good show!!! ALSO: A great idea for converting an abandoned car wash into a...
Episode 131: Funny Girl, starring Kurt Cobain
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Improv: the laziest way to try to get famous. Tap Dancing vs Grunge. ALSO: Private equity should be illegal. The whole financial industry should be il...
Episode 130: Throwing Pies at Oligarchs
02 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Iron Claw" sucked. Japanese scientists computer-modeled the call of the Moa (in like, 1980) and played it through a loudspeaker in a New Zealand swam...
Episode 129: A Flying F*ck Into a Rolling Donut
28 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Some guy put a coffee roaster in his gym. Van Gogh got tweaked on coffee. Where did Van Gogh get all the paint? ALSO: William Friedkin vs Al Pacino. M...
Episode 128: Choreographing Content
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dystopian job listings. A podcast hosted by garbagemen called "The Dump." ALSO: The horror of Moms for Liberty, and a little ditty about seasonal depr...
Episode 127: The Shoplifting False Flag
12 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
CUBEHEADS! The rodeo clown running Argentina. Corporate media talking about the "complicated legacies" of war criminals. Knowing so much you can't fun...
Episode 126: I Can't Fill My Pipe Without Being Interrupted
28 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Rich people’s roof decks collapsing under the weight of their helicopters. Death may be a premature conclusion. Greg is stockpiling carbon paper. AL...
Episode 125: Hair X™
22 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Yeti coolers' marketing team successfully hypnotized the 1%. Elon Musk is TRULY, objectively dumb - case closed. ALSO: Trump did NOT pay back those lo...
Episode 124: Gold Bars With Wheels On 'Em
14 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chris says "I don't remember what I used to talk about on these shows." Greg wants to steal all the cars at the airport. Chris says beware of overly e...
Episode 123: Self-driving Cars Will Become Sentient and Run Us All Over
08 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Aliens will snatch the earth. Self-driving cars will become sentient and run society. ALSO: Chris's Wealth Hoarding Corner™ PLUS: Dar Robinson super...
Episode 122: Nashville Confidential with Chris Crofton™
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Autozone is a sorry excuse for a community center. People marveling at instances when the ultra-wealthy are "nice." Kevin Costner thinks he IS his cha...
Episode 121: What About Cold Yoga?!
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chris is solo again this week. He wants to start a cold yoga business. The bourgeois are already lounging in ice baths, so why wouldn't they lay down ...
Episode 120: The Cops are Quiet Quitting
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Greg's out of town, so Chris is all alone!!! The police are quiet quitting. Greg Gutfeld thinks it's time for a civil war because of shoplifting. Chri...
Episode 119: Ayn Rand, Moron
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Cold Brew Got Me Like™ is big in Thailand??? The Nina, The Pinta and the Santa Maria. ALSO: Americans should spend more time thinking about birds. P...
Episode 118: The Chris Crofton Telethon
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The CEO of Blackrock doesn't know why everyone is in a bad mood. His name is Larry Fink - for real. He manages 9 trillion dollars. Back in the day, th...
Episode 117: 2001 Dalmatians
26 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
B-12 bombers full of schnapps. When your dad's job is scaring people in one of those haunted houses. ALSO: A ridiculously complimentary New Yorker art...
Episode 116: Jann Wenner Stole Kids' Allowances and Gave Them to Mick Jagger
19 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Old-west cosplay is NOT harmless. The Urban Cowboy is back, and he's a Republican UFC fighter driving a Dodge Ram with tinted windows. ALSO: Kevin Cos...
Episode 115: Robert Downey Jr.'s Sustainable Malibu Home
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ayn Rand brags that her worldview was set in stone when she was two years old. She was passionate about burning oil. Vivek Ramaswamy is Ayn Rand with ...
Episode 114: Jake Gyllenhaal's Cappuccino
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Rich people consider CLOSED signs an affront. Jack Gyllenhaal gets health advice from Gunther, his pony-tailed deck builder. ALSO: Hungover legislator...
Episode 113: The Greased Watermelon
29 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The greased watermelon, the "tetra-headed monster," and student loan forgiveness. ALSO: Rahm Emanuel, throwing away all your mail and deranged YMCA sl...
Episode 112: Backstage at The National with Mom
22 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Greg went to Germany! He tells us about the condiments! One of the candidates for mayor of Nashville has close ties to the Proud Boys. She made the ru...
Episode 111: 13,000 Votes
09 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chris gives the final update on his run for Nashville City Council!!! Thank you all so much!!! A Can Do Cold Brew ad!!! A song of the week from Enigma...
Episode 110: White People Love The Shawshank Redemption
02 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
People are not moving to Tennessee, Texas and Florida for "freedom." They are moving there to avoid taxes. "Rich people like bike racks." -Greg "Rich ...
Episode 109: Put Headphones on Your Houseplants
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When there's no more gas, Dodge Rams will just be ominous-looking lawn furniture. Miltarized police, obligations to shareholders, Marjorie Taylor Gree...
Episode 108: Cold Brew Roofers™
18 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A dystopian technique for replacing a roof in one day. America's addiction to excitement. ALSO: Student loan forgiveness?? Calling vacation days "PTO....
Episode 107: "Dish Pit"- The Movie
11 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Greg have written an A24 movie called "Dish Pit." Every role will be played by Adam Driver. To say that Licorice Pizza sucked, A24 employees...
Episode 106: The Supreme Joke
04 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
New Nashville: Where the bulidings play!™ The Supreme Court has been compromised - stop letting it decide stuff. ALSO: The wealthy love roof decks b...
Episode 105: The Submersible Libertarian
26 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
BREAKING: It turns out that the guy who made it impossible for student loans to be forgiven had a weird, very personal grudge against students. The di...
Episode 104: Shifty Shellshock's TED Talk
20 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An update on Chris's campaign for Nashville City Council!! Jenny Lewis's song "Psychos" leads to a long discussion of the band "Crazytown," which lead...
Episode 103: How to Stop Worrying and Love the Trickle Down
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel Ek (pronounced Eek!), the man who owns music, thinks Neil Young is lazy. "Tricky" by Run DMC is about being very, very busy. Rich people are th...
Episode 102: John Philip Cold Brew
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chris is running for Nashville City Council!!! Greg has some groundbreaking campaign ideas. Chris thinks maybe he should be a human bowling pin. ALSO:...
Episode 101: Privatizing Billy Joel
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What it actually means when a rich person says that they "work their ass off." Ticketmaster has turned concert tickets into derivatives. Even your "Ca...
Episode 100: EPISODE 100!!!!!!
23 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The 100th episode!!! Zarathustra knows what I'm talking about. Paperweights that say "Keep it up!" Greg files a special report from Taos, NM. Chris is...
Episode 99: Chris Talks About Being at Woodstock 99...Again!
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chris talks about being at Woodstock 99 again! Chris had a rough Y2K - even without a computer! ALSO: Chris plays a really old song called "Down With ...
Episode 98: Let Them Eat Stadiums
02 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chris spoke at the final public hearing about Nashville's horrible deal for a new NFL stadium. Vice Mayor Jim Shulman yawned his way through the proce...
Episode 97: Blood, Sweat & Gerrymandering
25 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
According to Chris, people with babies have multiple emergency workers in their home every morning. Libertarianism is a dad joke. Blood, Sweat & T...
Episode 96: Gavin Rossdale's Poetry
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chris talks about the band Bush for longer than should be permitted by law. Greg says the song "Glycerine" is about face wash. ALSO: Chris's Mule Day ...
Episode 95: The "Tennessee Three"
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about the out-of-control TN Republicans. TN Republican Caucus chair Jeremy Faison - a pest control company owner from Cosby, TN - goes on CNN ...
Episode 94: America's Gun Disgrace
04 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about the Nashville school shooting. We talk about the mayhem in America operating as a proxy Reichstag fire. ALSO: Chris covers Mule Day for ...
Episode 93: Rupert Murdoch's Beach Bod
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Paris is burning, and Emmanuel Macron is wearing an $80,000 watch. Why stop at NDAs? Why not have FDAs (False Disclosure Agreements)?? ALSO: Listen cl...
Episode 92: The Lies of Larry Summers
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Greg discuss America's all-vape-store economy! Bryan Cates, a Can Do Cold Brew discount code and THE LIES OF LARRY SUMMERS. ALSO: A new cold...
Episode 91: E-Z Listening For Billionaires
14 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In honor of episode 91, Chris and Greg go back in time to the year 1991. Nirvana! Kevin Costner! Color Me Badd! They investigate the origin of the wor...
Episode 90: Jacques Cousteau - Cold Brew Icon
07 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Naming a high school football team "The Smoke Shops." Jacques Cousteau - cold brew icon. Kratom! Throwing stars! ALSO: The asshole who discovered the ...
Episode 89: The Kennedys Were a Boy Band
28 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How to name a taco shop. Nashville will soon be 100% stadiums. The Kennedys were a boy band. F*ck smoothies! ALSO: Jewel's poetry, Nick Nolte, a new C...
Episode 88: Eat Cans Like a Goat™
21 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A classic episode! The return of the honey gatherers! Jan Hammer, toxic ice sculptor. Can Do Cold Brew - for a day in the park™. Drink cold brew and...
Episode 87: Rick Rubin's Front Door
14 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Q: What do Ian Astbury, Neil Young, seasonal depression, The Living Theater, and sealing Rick Rubin's front door shut have in common?? A: Cold Brew Go...
Episode 86: Cold Brew for Mayor!
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Nashville Mayor John Cooper scams the elderly! Chris considers running for mayor because he never scams the elderly! James Cameron's wife put a bag of...
Episode 85: The Modern Stoned™
02 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys go back in time to 1985!! Chris was 16, and drove a 1973 Plymouth Duster to school. In related news, some guy whose dad owned a car dealershi...
Episode 84: Skate Bird vs Puberty
25 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chris is all by himself talking about "When Doves Cry." He adds lyrics to "Also sprach Zarathustra." ALSO: A youtube show where some guy films rusty c...
Episode 83: Cold Brew for the Elderly™
17 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Greg's mom is caught on tape revealing that Tucker Carlson "wears a wig." A dusty wig. And Chris reminds everyone Matthew McConaughey used t...
Episode 82: "His name was Laugh Out Loud Creme, apparently"
02 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
1982. Bartles and Jaymes and Godley & Creme. Chris thinks the name of the band that sings "Wagon Wheel" is Antiques Roadshow. ALSO: Hardscaping! S...
Episode 81: Billie Jean King's Greatest Hits
24 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's Chris all by himself! Bob Dylan thinks current music sounds "defective." Carlos Santana wants an all-Billie Jean King TV network. ALSO: Christmas...
Episode 80: John Denver's Amaretto Sour
13 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Greg remember defunct Nashville hot spot Smeraldo's! Chris has a bloodhound named Cold Brew that hunts celebrity memorabilia. ALSO: Regional...
Episode 79: Poverty is the Ultimate Radicalizer
06 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The far-right are carnies. The sideshow have replaced the regular show. Economic insecurity breeds contempt. ALSO: R. Richard's "Grasshopper Winter." ...
Episode 78: The Cold Brew Pipeline
29 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Greg decide to run a cold brew pipeline from Nashville to Madison. They're gonna run it through rich neighborhoods on purpose. A discussion ...
Episode 77: Crofton Cheesesteaks™
22 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Nashville, TN, is a food desert, so Chris and Greg are going to open a terrible-yet-favorably-reviewed cheesesteak restaurant. ALSO: Adam Driver gets ...
Episode 76: Cold Brew Gentrification
15 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In Madison, TN, cold brew coffee is CORRECTLY regarded with suspicion. Greg advocates for humility. Chris recommends the podcast "Death of an Artist."...
Episode 75: I Like Coffee and Old Clothes
08 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
FIRST: Due to technical difficulties, Greg's microphone sounds like a ham radio. SECOND: The world's worst coffee reviewer brags about owning a suede ...
Episode 74: Tangerine Dreaming
01 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Tangerine Dream: soundtrack to a smoother, sexier - false - future. This ersatz future led to pretentious dirty talk, and terrible voting habits. If y...
Episode 73: Steven Tyler's Toes
25 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Cold brew around the world! Steven Tyler scats in his sleep, so his wife sleeps on the roof. Long hair is a mind control device. Elon Musk still sucks...
Episode 72: Thirty Woodchucks
17 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
70% of animals are gone. Not 17. 70. SEVEN ZERO. Recurring feature Cold Brew Ecosystem™ returns. We talk about streetcars again!!! ALSO: Dodge Ram d...
Episode 71: Pumpkin Creamed
10 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Chris is headed to Nashville!!! He's loading the car with worthless, easy-to-find vinyl records. A powerful argument that Jagermeister is NOT a "diges...
Episode 70: Neon Fire Trucks Squirting Hair Gel
04 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Cold Brew ecosystem! The storks eat the flies, the whales eat the storks! Chris says Desmond Child co-wrote Stairway to Heaven when he was 11. Gre...
Episode 69: The Sexxx Episode
27 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
"WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE RESTAURANTS!" Stoned camels get self-conscious about their humps. Greg is stunned that Chris read a book. ALSO: Getting drunk ...
Episode 68: King Kong at the Beach
21 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Greg's broadcasting from Myrtle Beach! Chris clears his throat! MI6 agents in parrot suits! Heat signatures! ALSO: Lacrosse Corner™️ PLUS: Cold br...
Episode 67: You Wanna Piece of Me Saltwater Taffy??
13 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Cold brew makes Chris discuss potable water and public transportation. Greg has an idea for a great movie called "Toilet Inspectors" - it's a lot like...
Episode 66: Cold Brew Joan Didion
06 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
"This is when the Rasputins come out of the woodwork." -Chris ALSO: John Gotti tore up his toilet paper roll like a cat when he found out about Sammy ...
Episode 65: Baby Knows I Like to Be Excited
30 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Cold brew causes Greg to say "bobcats will rip you ass up." Chris and Greg dive deeper into the lyrics of Robin Gibb's Italian hit "Boys Do Fall in Lo...
Episode 64: Tipping Grandma on the App
24 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Greg talk about retaining walls, low-wage Grandmas delivering sandwiches, Jeff Bezos complimenting William Shatner's physique, and over-grea...
Episode 63: Fill the Fool's Cup!
16 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Cold brew hits the Croftons hard on this episode. Beware of sculptors! Film producers are Kansans trying to avenge their childhoods. Greg says he is m...
Episode 62: Irish Snow
09 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
"Any self-respecting rock n roller had a primer gray nova." Chris and Greg talk about 1980s Connecticut, Tom LePage's mixed tape, and how the mytholog...