Fuck This Freeze: Affirmations for When You’re Too Tired to Function

If you’ve been staring at your wall, forgetting what day it is, or moving slower than a dial-up modem in hell—welcome to freeze mode.This episode isn’t about “snapping out of it.” It’s about calling out your nervous system’s bullshit with love, laughter, and a few strategic F-bombs. We’ll breathe (the lazy way), swear (the effective way), and roast the entire concept of hustle culture until your body remembers how to exist again.Expect chaotic affirmations, zero toxic positivity, and one sacred mantra: “Fuck it. I’m breathing.”Listen if:You’ve been scrolling so long you forgot what you were looking for.Every task feels like climbing Everest in emotional Crocs.You’re convinced everyone else is thriving while you’re buffering.Featuring:4-6 breathwork for the chronically frozenMicro-movement wins for when your limbs refuse to participateSarai-approved sarcasm and nervous-system truth bombs

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