My Brain is a Flight Risk (Affirmations That Don't Suck Ass Balls)

My Brain Is a Flight Risk: affirmations that don’t suck ass balls If your brain’s been auditioning for Doomsday: The Musical, congratulations — you have anxiety.This episode is for the overthinkers, the catastrophizers, and the “what-if-everything-explodes” crowd. We’re not pretending to be calm; we’re learning to breathe through the chaos with sarcasm and a nervous laugh.We’ll talk about why anxiety is basically your brain’s overprotective stage mom, and I’ll walk you through affirmations that don’t sound like pastel Pinterest lies. The kind that make you snort-laugh and actually regulate your nervous system.By the end, your jaw will be looser, your shoulders lower, and your brain might stop yelling for five damn minutes.No promises, but hey — that’s progress.

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