Banana Peels and Nutmeg
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Hi everybody. Hi Dr. Nick.
When and where is Craig announcing his upcoming tour dates?
Hey, hey, we're going on tour. We're always on tour. Oh joy. I'm not tired.
Oh, it's hard.
I've been home lately. Oh, it's so nice. I just play with my kid and my cats, go to the beach. I'm not in Rhode Island. It's fucking nice. Anyhow, back on the road. Here we go. July, I almost said August 31st. July 31st through August 2nd. Tempe, Arizona. What's up? It's going to be hot as balls there. Hot as balls. I'll bring hoodies. August 14th, 15th, Pasadena, California, followed by Bakersfield, California, Calgary, Alberta, Canada, Richmond, Virginia, Austin, Texas, Raleigh, North Carolina, Houston, Texas, Albuquerque, New Mexico, Palm Beach, Florida, St. Louis, Missouri, Salt Lake City, Utah, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Las Vegas, Nevada, Seattle, Washington, Portland, Oregon, Boston, Massachusetts.
Did we add Palm Beach left? We just added Palm Beach. Oh, yeah. I went right over it. I was looking down. I read it already. I was into it. It's good. Muscle memory. I can read. Sorry, I ate a fucking either microplastic or a cat hair. Either way, not good. Rather it be the cat hair. I'd rather deal with a worm in my ass than a microplastic in my nutsack. Cats give you worms. Did I tell you what? A worm fucking fell out of my cat's ass under my arm. Almost threw up. I'm like, oh! It was still wiggling, dog. It was still wiggling, bro. I ate some dog dewormer that night. Which cat? Thelma. They all have worms. They get it from fleas. You get fleas eat the worm. They hatch in your stomach and the worm come out your ass.
You just put fenbendazole or ivermectin on their food or feed them pumpkin puree. It gets rid of worms. Oh. So gross. I went like, ah. It's like hot water. No. No. Spurned myself right there. Put a joint out right there.
Fuck.
I almost threw up, bro. And I love them. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? It happens to the dogs too. All these dog people probably judging me. That's why I don't have cats. Dogs have worse worms, dude. Ugh. My cats give you that toxomoxiosis, moxicillin, what's it called? Toxoplasmosis. That's what I said. No, I didn't. Yeah, and you sniff their shit, and then you want to sniff their bad breath. I love it. I love it. I'll be sniffing their fish breath and loving it. I have toxomoxicillin. All right, everybody. Rate, review, like, subscribe to the show. Let's blow the fuck up. The numbers are good, but we're not in the top 10. Come on, dog. What do I got to do to go viral? Come on. Come on. Come on.
I'm wearing corduroy. Come on. I got this on sale. 50% off. It's the beach time. Except I order the Comedy Store and I lean against the wall and it's got two stains on the back. That's why I stick with dark colors. It's hard to have nice whites. This is good. You just buy 10 blank white tees to get caca stains.
What gross pet stories does Craig share about worms and toxoplasmosis?
Give it to your cousin. Now they got caca stains. Sorry about that. I'm over this promotion, Chris. I quit. Yeah. I give up. You did great. I shit myself. I farted earlier. It smelled so bad. It smelled like deviled eggs. You know that.
Before I got here? No.
On our pee break, I farted. I went, oh, my God. All right. We're finishing this. Send in the promotions. Oh, no. Send in the prank stories. I'm promoting right now. I'm doing promotions. It says promotion. Send in the prank stories, the poop stories, the party stories, arrest stories, fun stories. Are you a degenerate? Do you got a story? Fun stuff. Get that. Get that. You know, you belong in jail. Don't send me. Get the hell out of here. We're fun. Love and light over here. We're fun mischief. We're fart spray cannon. We're not paintball and Mexicans. You know, I seen a video on the Internet made me real mad. I didn't I don't I don't approve of that. Don't do it. Somebody gets inspired by me. Great. Yeah. send them the community service pod at gmail.com send them to um my uh community service inbox it's a lot easier and i love you we've been getting some good poop stories some good uh we got some music submissions for the special thank you for that um i have to pick that up and out and uh pick it up pick it pick it out choose it
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:04–0:24
2
When and where is Craig announcing his upcoming tour dates?
0:24–4:28
3
What gross pet stories does Craig share about worms and toxoplasmosis?
4:28–23:11
4
How does Craig react to current world events and conspiracy theories?
23:11–34:47
5
What examples does Craig give of historical coincidences and 'scripted' events?
34:47–59:26
6
How does Craig describe balancing comedy career, family life, and creative burnout?
59:26–1:03:24
7
What happened when Craig's son caught hand, foot, and mouth disease?
1:03:24–1:09:15