Jack Jr
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What is the episode’s opening banter and tour dates announcement?
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Hey everybody, community service podcast. Please rate, like, review, like and subscribe. Haw fuck. Anyways, uh tour dates. Look at these tour dates. Always there. Look at this da da da. I'm coming there. Which ones? I don't know. I'm sorry. That's a weird intro. Just go to the shows. Anyways, uh please follow uh community service separate IG, Facebook, TikTok. Links will be provided. Send prank stories, poop stories, party stories to community service pod at gmail dot com or to the community service uh IG account in the DMs. And uh yeah, catch me on tour always, baby. Special coming out. Uh loophole. Check that shit out. And today I have on my uh very extremely funny friend, my A one. I've known this motherfucker like what, twelve, fourteen years?
He's sitting right here. I never do intros when they're here, it's a little nerve wracking. Pan out.
There he is, he's right there. Anyways. Anyways,
funny as fuck. He's got his debut comedy hours special out on YouTube. Links will be provided. Check that fool out. He headlines all over the country. Links will be provided. My A one from day one, he saw me. He saw he saw me drunk. He's a rare breed of comic that saw me in that year I was drinking. Anyways, I love you, Jack Junior. Can't wait for these people to check into this episode right now. We have a silly goose time. Now must they check this shit out. No cussy.
Leave. Yeah you know it's funny cats love me. And you're allergic? Yeah they freaking love me, dude. Your throat swells up? Everything I start getting itchy, all my whole beer I'll turn all red right here. It's uh it's a lot.
Hello? I'm silly, bro. I'm not get the microphone. What's this your first rodeo?
No, I'm I'm looking for the cat. I'm looking for the cat. Where is it? It was right here underneath. It's under your seat. Is it underneath? Oh he isn't here. No right?
Mr.
Cat. I'll get him out. He's allergic. I'm allergic.
It's the only busy I'm allergic to. I told you it was in here, I felt it like a disturbance in my throat. I love I want your kids aren't allergic?
Nah, it it doesn't matter if he was. I'm not getting rid of my cat. Stand up, Marlo. That's
a great father. That's amazing. What do you I have four of 'em. Yeah, four cats? Yeah. Where's the other one? They're hiding there everywhere you look. Everywhere you look there's a cat. Why why cats though? I don't know, they just they just found me. I uh
was 'cause you you're saying it.
That's your white side probably.
No, my w uh my dad hated cats and he's like you you hate cats. Yeah. He like the no cat like he would be like, shoot him. Like Wow. Yeah. Not really, but really Yeah,
I don't know a lot of Latinos with cats, bro.
Yeah, and then uh no one on Oh, my cousin Lulu had cats. I was I was about to say no one I can recall had cats as a kid. Lulu had cats. I didn't understand them. And then Mr. Cat knocked on my door when I was doing a promo for the Laugh Factory on Instagram. Swear to God I've told us and he went
How do Craig and Jack describe their cat allergy experiences?
And I was like So it's a stray cat. He came from the street, yeah. He he uh it's called Cat Distribution Center. It's God. Jesus crossed.
That's
freaking
hilarious, bro. Well, more power, man. That's awesome.
So yeah, and then I fell in love and then uh and then my ex got uh a boo boo. The black cat, she's got a bad back. She does though. You sp scratch your spine, she'll fucking bite your hand like a pit bunk. Like like it's not even controllable. And uh she got some nerve damage. Is
that the black cat that was just in here?
Yeah. Oh perfect. And then Thelma and Louise Hay are the kittens. Okay. And they're lovely. Thelma's on my bed.
Any more uh ki c cats coming? I mean kittens are cool. I like their co when they're small. I
have enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Four's a good number. You
have a son, bro.
And four cats and a baby. That's the name of w my wi fi. Four cat and a baby, maybe.
Coming soon the Fox.
Four cats and a baby. Password is shoot me. Are you gay? Is he
gay or is he not?
No, he's just weird. As I love it. It's cool. It's just weird as bots. I'm
already
itchy. Yeah? Yeah. That's uh
He hands me a bottle of water and says, Take this one, you're allergic and there's a whole bunch of cat hair all over it.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the episode’s opening banter and tour dates announcement?
0:02–3:35
2
How do Craig and Jack describe their cat allergy experiences?
3:35–9:19
3
What funny stories do they share about cats and pets at home?
9:19–19:14
4
How do they compare Armenian and Mexican food preferences?
19:14–30:42
5
What is the story behind Kato Kaelin and the conspiracy theories?
30:42–40:53
6
How do they discuss their journey in comedy and early gigs?
40:53–50:37
7
What advice do they give about hustling, merch, and side‑hustles?
50:37–1:00:46
8
What is the final “sh*t‑in‑the‑pants” story and closing remarks?
1:00:46–1:08:13