On this episode of “The Conan and Jordan Show”, Jordan attempts to show his ability to be a successful product pitchman. Conan and Jordan also take turns answering life’s great philosophical questions. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/conan.
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All right, well, welcome to the Conan and Jordan show. This is our second episode. I have to be honest with you, Jordan, I didn't think we'd get to a second episode. Yeah. Because during the last one, I'm just being honest, I wanted to smash your face into powder. But... We made it. We're here. And this is by popular demand. People love the Conan and Jordan show.
What kind of polling did you do to determine the success of the first episode? I've looked at no data. I've talked to no one. I live pretty much a secluded, strange life. But I know deep in my heart that this thing's a smash hit. So much so that, look, we have our own sign now, the Conan and Jordan show. Now, I was under the impression that the previous recording session was an audition of sorts.
Oh, God, no. No, we use... every part of the Buffalo here. We can't waste anything. So no, that was not an audition. That was the first episode.
So now we have our own show. We've passed whatever requirements we needed to pass. What requirements are there? This is the radio. I was under the impression it was sink or swim that the first episode was going to determine the future viability of you and I. Not really, no. No, you were under no pressure. Is this a vote of confidence by any interpretation?
Nobody. Nobody has. I've run this up the flagpole. It's serious. And they said, we don't have a flagpole and we're not taking your call.
How does this compare the launch of this show? How would this compare, let's say, to the launch of your late night show?
30 years ago now.
Yeah. Or any of your new projects. Even your Conan O'Brien needs a friend podcast. Would this be comparable launch?
Not at all. No, those were like massive battleships. Mm hmm. You know, you hit it with the champagne, they slide into the ocean, then they have a storied career on the high seas defending England or America or whatever country manufactured the ship. This, I don't know, this is the emission of a little gas, maybe from like a broken down machine.
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