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234. Humble Chris With The Bloody Guts
02 Feb 2022
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232. Whoopsie Daisy
26 Jan 2022
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231. North Pole Johnson
19 Jan 2022
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230. Friends With The Enemy
12 Jan 2022
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229. For Omicron's Sake
05 Jan 2022
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228. Chess Game With Real Pieces
29 Dec 2021
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227. We're All In The Same Boat
22 Dec 2021
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226. Remain In That Chill Zone
15 Dec 2021
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224. Really Do Be Bussin'
08 Dec 2021
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223. Leveled Up
01 Dec 2021
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222. Do Your Research
24 Nov 2021
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220. Woke-Anon
17 Nov 2021
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219. Go Delicious
10 Nov 2021
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218. Desert Power! Spooky Edition
31 Oct 2021
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217. That's Life
27 Oct 2021
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216. Purple Drink
20 Oct 2021
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214. Hol' Up
13 Oct 2021
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213. Grumpin'
06 Oct 2021
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212. Dare To Chill
29 Sep 2021
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210. Chocolate Croissants
22 Sep 2021
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209. Get Cute With It
15 Sep 2021
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208. Guy In The Way
08 Sep 2021
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207. S'What That's Like!
01 Sep 2021
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206. Drizzle Those Keys In My Butt
25 Aug 2021
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205. Oops Capital
18 Aug 2021
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203. Satan's At My House
11 Aug 2021
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202. Smooth Idiot
04 Aug 2021
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201. Horizontal In His Cock
28 Jul 2021
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200. The Fabric of Me (ft. Bill D'Elia)
21 Jul 2021
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198. Cocaine Room
14 Jul 2021
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197. Jesus Just Wants To Have Fun
07 Jul 2021
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196. It Was Wonderful
30 Jun 2021
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195. Be More Memorable
23 Jun 2021
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194. We're The Falcons Now
16 Jun 2021
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192. Oops In Your Face
09 Jun 2021
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191. Angry Olympics
02 Jun 2021
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190. Bury Me With a Capri-Sun
26 May 2021
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188. Drop the Notebook
19 May 2021
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187. Surpass The Teacher
13 May 2021
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186. Show Me the Ghosts
07 May 2021
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185. Hurry To Hell
01 May 2021
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184. Gaslight City
23 Apr 2021
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182. Johnny Figures-It-Out
16 Apr 2021
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181. Praise to the Lort
09 Apr 2021
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180. Falling Up Stairs
02 Apr 2021
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179. Right Behind the Face
26 Mar 2021
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178. Go Bald and Die
19 Mar 2021
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On today's episode Chris talks about Love Island, Dogecoin and Depends. He also explains how to cut your own hair, his newfound love of Tom Brady, and...
177. Human
13 Mar 2021
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Today Chris discusses Love Island, specifically Jaxon Human, Blues Clues and Bubble Guppies, The new Equalizer, and the best use of boxers he ever saw...
176. The Trillest Gangster
12 Jun 2020
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Today we talk movie titles, a racist lady video, Kevin Spacey, Italians feeding you, and and the trillest gangster. Learn more about your ad choices. ...
175. Difficult Times
04 Jun 2020
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Taking a second to share some thoughts on the current situation out there. Plus: David Guetta, Alec Baldwin, and monkeys stealing Coronavirus. Learn m...
174. It's Different Now
28 May 2020
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Chris is 15 and we're alive at night! Today we talk about In-N-Out Burger, COVID commercials, the National Geographic + Vans collab, Jimmy Fallon, wea...
173. The Apple Is Red
20 May 2020
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Today we have a follow-up to the Hillary Duff cookie saga, Tekashi 6ix9ine's Billboard allegations & Snoop Dogg's response, POV TikTok, Married at Fir...
172. …To Completion
12 May 2020
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Today we talk about how Chris ate a certain celebrity's cookies, Tekashi 6ix9ine, driving with masks on, the mystery of Chris's missing jury duty lett...
171. Throw Me When I'm Dead
06 May 2020
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Today we discuss Italian roots, watching Sopranos, Chris thinking he wanted to be in the NBA, funerals, the Butthole song, and we cover something we s...
170. King James Jong Un Illest Rapper Alive
29 Apr 2020
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Still staying at home! Today we talk about Trump talking about injecting disinfectants, Too Hot To Handle, Adele's divorce settlement, and JIMMBOs tha...
169. The Man In the Arena
22 Apr 2020
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It's episode 169 and everyone's staying at home! How was your 4-20? Today we talk about Chris finally finishing Breaking Bad, Kanye beeping, scatting,...
168. My Special Is Out
14 Apr 2020
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Watch NO PAIN on Netflix now! Hope you're staying home and staying safe, babies. Today we address blowback from the conspiracy folks on the internet, ...
167. The Kings Speech 2: The 7-11 Chronicles
08 Apr 2020
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We're still here and we're still being safe! On today's show we talk about Breaking Bad, Covid conspiracies, Shai, a story from the Coffee Bean, a sto...
166. Religious Murphy Lee
31 Mar 2020
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Chris just turned 40, happy birthday, Chris! Topics today include: Tiger King, the Apple TV remote, televangelist Kenneth Copeland destroying coronavi...
165. First Line Of Defense
23 Mar 2020
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Today Chris is all alone, no Juan, no Ivan. We're being safe, so you should be, too! On today's show we talk about the people who have been preparing ...
164. The Coronavirus/Self-Quarantine Special
16 Mar 2020
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Today we're being careful, on quarantine, coming at you responsibly, and reminding you to take this seriously as well. We discuss the latest with Coro...
163. Big Selly
11 Mar 2020
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Today we announce Chris's new Netflix special "No Pain"! April 14th, set your reminders on Netflix now. Today Chris talks about how he feels about his...
162. You... Might Want To Talk To The Stork
02 Mar 2020
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Today Chris talks about Coronavirus, BTS, McMillions documentary and the FBI agent Doug Mathews, not trusting people who "unplug", a story about his f...
161. The 2nd Youngest Man Alive
25 Feb 2020
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Today Chris talks about having a a real baby(!), Herman Cain's ad from 2012, people who are always complimenting Lizzo's looks, Dwyane Wayne, Young Th...
160. Mean Girl
17 Feb 2020
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Today Chris talks about Buffalo Wild Wings vs. Houston, a Jason Statham story, Chris Brown's face tattoo, Bad Bunny, and that farting is sexy. Learn m...
159. Sensational
10 Feb 2020
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Today Chris talks about the Oscars, and congratulations to Bong Joon Ho, favorite past Oscar moments like James Cameron’s acceptance and Travolta tr...
158. The Turtleneck Episode
04 Feb 2020
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It’s the turtleneck episode! Today Chris talks about how much he hated the Sabra Super Bowl commercial, the greatest acting performance of all time ...
157. Casualties Of The Turtleneck Game
27 Jan 2020
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Today we talk about Kobe Bryant, his legacy, his tragic death and the reaction to it, LeBron, the tendency to be petty, Ari Shaffir, Dennis Murphy, an...
156. Lonely Boy
20 Jan 2020
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Today, we've got a new story about Michael Lenoci traveling. Also discussed: Aaron Hernandez, Jawline, Tom Segura, Commes de Garcon, and the song Otis...
155. Boobie Loobies
13 Jan 2020
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Today, Chris talks about being in the friendzone, algebra, YOU season 2, making up words as a kid, and developing your identity. Plus, a special strip...
154. I Got That Wagon On Me
07 Jan 2020
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Today Chris talks about Matthew McConaughey's Instagram, Chet Hanks speaking patois, You, Time To Kill, Ricky Gervais, Rose McGowan, and DaBaby. Tweet...
153. Childrens Are Back From The Playground (Happy New Year!)
30 Dec 2019
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Today Chris talks about New Year's Resolutions, the movie Only The Strong & Paco Christian Prieto, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Segal, Stallone, and Pacino....
152. F My Carcass (Holiday Episode)
24 Dec 2019
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Today Chris talks about interrupting Bryan Callen's set in Phoenix, armpit Botox, monkey bars, other playground rides, Timothée Chalamet, Chris Evans...
151. This Is My Life!
16 Dec 2019
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Today Chris discusses being in You, Goodfellas, pre-security restaurants in the airport, having a baby, Mariah Carey, speaking gibberish, Volcano and ...
150. Matt's Back
10 Dec 2019
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Matt D'Elia is back for Episode 150! Today Chris and Matt dissect the trailer for Drunk Parents, watch scenes from To Catch A Predator, and share stor...
149. Still Squirtin'
03 Dec 2019
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On today's show, Chris revisits the Cats trailer and everything wrong with it, The Irishman, DJ Premier, Bun B, the Mai Tai/Iced Americano/Turkey Saus...
148. Chris Calls His Dad
26 Nov 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks about disgraced Papa Johns CEO John Schnatter, acceptable pizza numbers, working out with Dave Bautista, the temperament ...
147. Charlie Grateful
18 Nov 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks about hats from Goorin Bros, his dad and calamari, clothes from H&M, an accident at the Soho Grand, Menorahs, the grove, ...
146. One Note Nigel
12 Nov 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks about the British war on clapping, meeting Eminem, filming his special in Minneapolis, the discovery of Orange Cassidy, K...
145. Wet Knees
04 Nov 2019
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On today's show, Chris discusses why guys should never talk to a woman for 40 minutes, "winning" Halloween, Spiderman and superheroes, firefighters (t...
144. All Hookers' Eve
28 Oct 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks about what frightened him as a young man, sleeping over at friends' houses, a Freddy Krueger story, and his feet-on-furni...
143. Do Thought
22 Oct 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks about having a van all weekend with his openers driving around Southern California, franks and burgers, mega preachers li...
142. Tim Hanginoncross
16 Oct 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks about the Dutch family that hid for 9 years in a basement, the excessive amount of announcements on flights, checking int...
141. Life Rips Again
09 Oct 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks about Toby Keith, getting divorced, having to go to Atlantic City for 20 minutes, bacons, and Kenny Chesney. Tweet your q...
140. Stark Raving Mad
03 Oct 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks Keith Morrison's great voice, The Truth About Pam, Atlantic City, Army of the Dead, people from New Jersey being so New J...
139. Taxi Driver Behind A Keyboard
23 Sep 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks about how everyone fancies themselves Travis Bickle, Robert DeNiro's character in Taxi Driver. Also discussed: Caroline C...
138. Dances With Johnny Depp
16 Sep 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks about Johnny Depp, Dior Sauvage, having a relationship with cancel culture, VMAs, Sebastian, mini horses on planes, Nirva...
137. Goodfellas In Real Life
09 Sep 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks about Jeremy Renner and his song "Main Attraction", old college friends, New Jersey and Florida, Zedd, and the influencer...
136. BLAST!
02 Sep 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks about public toilets in Wales, Albuquerque, bad memes, accidentally drinking White Claw, "Escib", "the deserve-it scale",...
135. Life Rips
26 Aug 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks more about Matthias Schweighöfer, Kid Rock, The Art of Racing in the Rain, Travis Scott, dying your beard, the horizont...
134. Lownd and Clear
19 Aug 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks about being on the H3 podcast, using the women's restroom, public bathroom etiquette, Area 51, Naruto running, Lance Bass...
133. Crapola (with Matt D'Elia)
12 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris and Matt talk family, Police Academy, Quentin Tarantino, Kuffs, Paul Reiser, Christian Slater, Steve Guttenberg, and Matt's new...
132. Stanley Lettuce
05 Aug 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks about his friend and Army of the Dead costar Matthias Schweighöfer. Also discussed: bragging about not sleeping, protect...
131. Put Your Meat Away
29 Jul 2019
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Hello again from Rio Grande Studios in Albuquerque! On today's show, Chris talks about an article he saw about Tarantino's new movie Once Upon a Time ...
130. Take It Up With Christ
22 Jul 2019
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Hello from Albuquerque! On today's show, Chris talks about feeding the mob and yet another situation where people are getting too mad about a joke. Al...
129. In The Trunk
15 Jul 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks about David Caruso one liners. Also discussed: Giannis Antetokounmpo, mediterranean food, a drunk flight attendant, the f...
128. Science Is Everywhere
09 Jul 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks about the Babypod, a speaker that goes in your vagina. Also discussed: Tik Tok, online challenges, DJ Khaled, the "Homici...
127. Eh S'Pointless News
01 Jul 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks about ESPN. Also discussed: origin stories, sleeping on buses, bodybuilding robots, synchronizing dreams, safe words, and...
126. Meat Lover's Personality
24 Jun 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks about cameo.com. Also discussed: dad bods, the book 1984, Benjamin Franklin's ladies, and people who are fun drunks. Plus...
125. Chips With The Dip
17 Jun 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks about Drake's desire for chips and dip. Also discussed: Kawhi Leonard, OJ on Twitter, inner beauty, the name Hugh, bad in...