Congratulations with Chris D'Elia
Episodes
124. And Now You're Mashed Potatoes
10 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris talks about how he (like Tom Cruise) is a Scientologist. Also discussed: valet parking, turducken, Jay Z, Beyonce, tchotchkes, ...
123. Kings Splurt Early
03 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris reviews Russian cuisine. Also discussed: Olympic events, Croatians, posture, working out, British accents in Chernobyl, and Arm...
122. Ojork
29 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris talks about fictional Instagram profiles. Also discussed: VICE News, Uber, Del Taco, incels, Mt. Everest, and Missed Connection...
121. The Mayor of Cuck's Landing
21 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris talks about people who signed the petition to remake Game of Thrones Season 8. Also discussed: shark planes, Aquaman, Arnold Sc...
120. First To Go
13 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris talks about strangers living in your house. Also discussed: Constance Wu, Dan Bilzerian, the Lakers fan protest, and eating pea...
119. Neighbor-Dick Dope Man
07 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris talks about Homicide with Logic and Eminem, Also discussed: Instagram hiding likes, Ludacris, Nate Dogg, some nice family stori...
118. Fofty Please
29 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris talks about Marvel's Endgame. Also discussed: Stagecoach, 50 Cent's beef, Boyz II Men, and LeSean McCoy. Plus, we take a look a...
117. I'm Kodak Black
22 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris talks about how he is a spy. Also discussed: a $170 toaster, influencers out in public, Kodak Black, rap music, seeing red, and...
116. Open Up The Limit
16 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris responds to the local Albuquerque news covering his reaction from last week. Also discussed: Coachella, Star Wars, Scarface, an...
115. Conchichi Monkeys
09 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris talks about a local Albuquerque news segment. Also discussed: Kodak Black/T.I./The Game/Tank, Boyz II Men. We name an elder, an...
114. Congratulations with Theo Von
01 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe to This Past Weekend with Theo Von on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/2I1DNPS (or your favorite place to listen to podcasts) Aprils Fools...
113. Brahdellee-ahtaht
26 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris talks about getting blowback for making jokes. Also discussed: Millie Bobbie Brown, extreme feminism, set life, loud plane talk...
112. #TheUnfollowing
19 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris proposes a concept for thirsty Instagrammers. Also discussed: restaurant Happy Birthday songs, Go Fund Me, Harland Williams, an...
111. The White Aladdin
11 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris talks about Trapped in the Closet by R. Kelly. Also discussed: Starbucks inside of other things, being old and having braces, a...
110. Oh Dark Thirty
05 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris talks about college. Also discussed: NBA Jam, cinnamon bagels, Porndemic, the momo challenge, Ben Bailey, and a story about Mik...
109. Just Walk Right Up
26 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris talks about Brody Stevens. Also discussed: R. Kelly, David Duchovny, Kanye's Sunday Service, and some great Youtube videos. Plu...
108. He Did It
19 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris talks about what's going on with Jussie Smollett. Also discussed: Tekashi 6ix9ine snitching, Burberry, Karl Lagerfeld, Kawhi Le...
107. Pault
11 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris talks about the famous George Brett story. Also discussed: The Assassination of Gianni Versace, Edgar Ramirez, Ricky Martin, ma...
106. The Lawnmower Sittin' Right Next To The Tree
04 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris talks about DMX and Scatman John. Also discussed: a followup on DirecTV, the Super Bowl, wardrobe, and Zack and Mike stories. P...
105. Krustin'
28 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris talks about his beef with DirecTV. Also discussed: the cities in Colorado, porn, Jon Ronson, and George Harrison. Plus, we do M...
104. Only God Can Hold Me
22 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris talks about Ja Rule. Also discussed: North Face jackets, Zack Doncovio and chocolate milk, white guy names, the Fyre Festival d...
103. Mary Condominium
14 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris talks about Marie Kondo and Tidying Up. Also discussed: Craig Conant, New Year's resolutions, George R. R. Martin and Game of T...
102. Doodie News
07 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris talks about a video of R. Kelly in Ethiopia. Also discussed: the Apple TV Remote, makeup contouring, Xerxes, Missed Connections...
101. Past the Anus
02 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Chris discusses the end of the holidays. Also discussed: Chris's new Netflix special, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Saudi Arabia, ski...
100. The Church of Kay (with Matt D'Elia)
24 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 100! The centennial! Christmas Eve! Please welcome our first guest, Matt D'Elia. On today's show, Chris and Matt discuss family. Also discusse...
99. My Hands Are Tied Now
18 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 99th episode, one more to 100! On today's show, Chris talks about social media influencers. Also discussed: Robert DeNiro, Copland, YouTubers...
98. One Anus-Grab Away
11 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 98th episode, getting closer! On today's show, Chris talks about how he thinks a bigender robot should host the Oscars. Also discussed: TED R...
97. Cadillac Vrills
03 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 97th episode, getting close! On today's show, Chris talks about Ludacris and the Fast & Furious franchise for way too long. Also discussed: b...
96. You Got Shintaro
26 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 96th episode, almost to 100! On today's show, Chris talks about holiday shopping and everyone's obsession with deals. Also discussed: ginkgo ...
95. Build A Rocket Ship
20 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 95th episode, wow! On today's show, Chris talks about the bombshell Tekashi 6ix9ine news. Also discussed: what is racketeering?, San Francisc...
94. Feels So Good In My Hood
14 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 94th episode! On today's show, Chris goes through some Craigslist missed connections. Also discussed: Idris Elba, JCVD, Montell Jordan, tetan...
93. Public Conversational Lapdance
05 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 93rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about seeing racism right here in Hollywood. Also discussed: a mother who confronted an online gam...
92. Bruchdown
29 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 92nd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about how older video games are better than new video games. Also discussed: Halloween costumes, S...
91. Sayonarasville
22 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 91st episode! On today's show, Chris tells a story about his opener and his passport in Couvey. Also discussed: Alonzo Bodden, Tuscan flavor,...
90. La La La Problem
15 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 90th episode! On today's show, Chris tells some childhood stories. Also discussed: Peabo Bryson, Carnegie Hall, Chris's dad, is there a god?,...
89. Wooooooooh!
08 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 89th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the Conor McGregor vs Khabib Nurmagomedov fight. Also discussed: Butt's Up, Mike Tyson, Russ...
88. That Top Note
02 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 88th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Kawhi Leonard and his amazing laugh. Also discussed: Tekashi 6ix9ine (of course), Kanye on S...
87. Triple Talaq
25 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 87th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about growing up, role models, and what it means to be a role model. Also discussed: Suge Knight, ...
86. Get Gully
17 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 86th episode! On today's show, it's story time! Chris tells a story about his friend after 9/11, a filthy story about hiking in Runyon Canyon...
85. - Johnny Hipscry
10 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 85th episode! On today's show, Chris tells his Kurt Russell story. Also discussed: math flirting, Car Wash by Rose Royce, Myspace and the Top...
84. Little Church
03 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 84th episode! It's Labor Day. On today's show, Chris talks about ASMR. Also discussed: diss tracks, Mark Wahlberg and how he wakes up too ear...
83. Lit Asian Banker
29 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 83rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about his time with The Chainsmokers in Las Vegas. Also discussed: lobster quesadillas, cuddlin...
82. Hoffa Nice Day
21 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 82nd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about gourds, and people who are gourds. Also discussed: not caring about food presentation, Yello...
81. I'm Me
13 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 81st episode! On today's show, Chris talks about being yourself. Also discussed: dogs throwing up, Family Guy, period piece movies, symphony ...
80. Prolonging The Brbr
06 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 80th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about 'brbr' and how long it should take to have sex. Also discussed: sex positions, Tom Cruise, s...
79. Evil Scientist With A Boner
01 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 79th episode! On today's show, Chris tells a couple of stories from Montreal. Also discussed: wacky hair, burpees, Air Canada and airplane in...
78. I Don't Wanna Fuck Chairs
24 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 78th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about R. Kelly's new song "I Admit." Also discussed: Houston, Twitter arguments, James Gunn, Tekas...
77. Set It And Forget It!
16 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 77th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about hiking. Also discussed: infomercials, closeted gay behavior, getting hit on by guys, "unsoli...
76. Flex Avenue
10 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 76th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about reggae and Mad Cobra. Also discussed: Jamaican dancing, the kids trapped in the cave, the wo...
75. Executive Produced By You
02 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 75th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about LeBron James moving to the Lakers. Also discussed: Drake's new album Scorpion, people who sa...
74. It's Beautiful, DONG!
25 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 74th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about how being disrespectful is actually respectful. Also discussed: The Secret, people from Midw...
73. Lil Monopoly Piece
19 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 73rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about being XXXTentacion. Also discussed: camping, parasols, Lil Tay, being genuine when dating, H...
72. Tinhead Botface
11 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 72nd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about being nice to robots. Also discussed: people being awkward, AirPods and dental floss, IHOB, ...
71. Freedom
04 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 71st episode! On today's show, Chris talks about taking a stand for what you believe in, a.k.a. your "freedom" moment. Chris also plays aroun...
70. Crybaby University
29 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 70th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about crybabies and dragging culture. Also discussed: Roseanne, playing colleges, the void, and a ...
69. Get With The Program
21 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 69th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Nate Dogg. Also discussed: the royal wedding, church, 69 jokes, Rob Gronkowski, and graduati...
68. Chudune
14 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 68th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about DJ Khaled and his son Asahd. Also discussed: Mother's Day social media posts, the song Green...
67. Hamberican Idol
07 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 67th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Ryan Seacrest. Also discussed: Emily Ratajkowski, The Goo Goo Dolls, San Francisco being too...
66. Whoopity Scoop Whoop Poop
30 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 66th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Kanye West. Also discussed: getting a tattoo, this girl with a controversial prom dress, pol...
65. Walmart Comic Kid
24 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 65th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about NBA locker room fashion. Also discussed: the South, Blade Runner, computers in older futuris...
64. We Develop Psychopaths
16 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 64th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about The Rock. Also discussed: Beyonce, Starbucks, the Terminator movies, James Cameron, Arnold S...
63. Papcock
09 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Wow it's the 63rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about having a bunch of kids. Also discussed: Conor McGregor, a Cuban Uber driver, not knowing...
62. Putting A Price On Sodomy
03 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 62nd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about your individual price for being sodomized. Also discussed: April Fool's Day and pranks, jet ...
61. McNoyin
26 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 61st episode! On today's show, Chris talks about taking TV too seriously. Also discussed: movers, old timey weightlifters, McDonald's, time m...
60. Jojo’s Cup
19 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 60th episode, Wow! On today's show, Chris talks about childhood influences. Also discussed: following Sebastian, nude beach babysitters, show...
59. Excalibur Weapon
13 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 59th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about hating multicolored tortilla chips. Also discussed: popcorn, airport wifi, separating your b...
58. Back In Black
06 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 58th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about auditioning in Hollywood. Also discussed: great Jay Z lyrics, Akon, being sick, mispronounci...
57. The Bare-Faced Lie
26 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 57th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about family arguments. Also discussed: mistaken song lyrics, actors playing trans, porn on Instag...
56. Smotherbox
19 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 56th episode! On today's show, Chris discovers some new sex terms on wikipedia. Also discussed: the Black Panther opening, bad movies from th...
55. The Most Normal Man In The World
12 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 55th episode! On today's show, Chris tells a few stories from Canada. Also discussed: getaway sticks, the Gerald Stanley trial, old off the h...
54. Dick-Nosed Fuck Party
05 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 54th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about sex parties. Also discussed: people who prank each other, getting in fights in traffic, No H...
53. Yum
29 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 53rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about ventriloquists and puppets. Also discussed: Gasparilla Pirate Festival, being an actual cult...
52. Unabashedly, No
22 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 52nd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Art Basel and bad art. Also discussed: Kanye and Chicago West, Marina Abramovic, horrendous...
51. Practice Some Be Quiets
15 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 51st episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the way people react when you joke about religion. Also discussed: the movie Love and a Bull...
50. Sincy
08 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 50th episode, wow! On today's show, Chris talks about Logan Paul and Logan Paul's dad. Also discussed: how nothing changes when it's a new ye...
49. Year of the Doesn’t Matter
01 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 49th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about New Year’s resolutions. Also discussed: Chinese New Year, the year of the dog, the city of...
48. Ocean’s 40 (The Christmas Episode)
25 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 48th episode! On today's show, Chris tries to read a Christmas story for The Babies. Also discussed: Ocean's 8, and a bunch of holiday-relate...
47. Tightly Woven Mouthfeel
18 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 47th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the annoying way people talk about food. Also discussed: The Black Thought freestyle, Mario ...
46. Plain’n’Simp
14 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 46th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about how he doesn't hate Christmas music. Also discussed: Roy Moore on a horse, Ted Crockett, Chr...
45. The Drool of Baseball
04 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 45th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the importance of drooling (especially while making love). Also discussed: Mario Lopez & Mar...
44. Wet It Up
27 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 44th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about backflipping robots. Also discussed: getting older and injuries that come with it, Henry Cav...
43. Roll On Your Dolo
20 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 43rd episode! On today's show, Chris discusses being comfortable being alone, AKA: rolling on your dolo. Also discussed: Lavar Ball, Narcos, ...
42. Extaculations Of Amazement
13 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 42nd episode! On today's show, Chris discusses working out, people at the gym, and what they wear. Also discussed: the most ridiculous Trump ...
41. The Book Of Sega Genesis
06 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 41st episode! On today's show, Chris discusses menu food puns and restaurants that try to be cute. Also discussed: loud talkers, Faces of Dea...
40. Filthy Ciggy
30 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 40th episode! Daddy is back in LA! On today's show, Chris discusses the rest of his trip to Australia, and being a foreigner in another count...
39. Sultan With A Boner
24 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 39th episode! Coming to you from Melbourne! On today's show, Chris talks about ordering coffee in Australia and the spider he trapped in his ...
38. Congratulations: Ragnarok
16 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 38th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about guys who get mad at fake boobs. Also discussed: boycotting Wendy's, Thor: Ragnarok, the Blac...
37. Steve Q. Jobs
09 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 37th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about when Michael Jordan had that Hitler mustache in the Hayne's commercial. Also discussed: Fire...
36. Dirty Suck
02 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 36th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the MyPillow guy. Also discussed: doing what you love, people who ask advice writing their i...
35. The Comfy Matrix
25 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 35th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Lenny Kravitz and names another elder! Also discussed: Ma$e, taking a bullet for someone, TV...
34. The Beautiful Manuscript
18 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It is the 34th episode! Guess what: we named our first elder! On today's show, Chris talks about being a creature of habit. Also discussed: New Jersey...
33. Gargle, Gargle
12 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It is the 33rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about crooners and sexism in old songs. Also discussed: Arizona, football towns, statues, cheerle...
32. Maurice Micklewhite
04 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It is the 32nd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Jai Alai. Also discussed: No Fear shirts, the new Young Sheldon show, men who post about th...
31. Fried Butterfly
28 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It is the 31st episode! On today's show, Chris talks about how penises are too small on statues. Also discussed: Vin Scully, Dick Vitale, Super Mario ...
30. Noise Wedding
21 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It is the 30th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about harsh noise music. Also discussed: how Asians take too many pictures, the Aliens franchise,...
29. Nashdakota
15 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It is the 29th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the KKK (yeah that's right). Also discussed: honky tonk music and live music in Nashville i...
28. Vape Olympics
07 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It is the 28th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about vaping and how you shouldn't do it. Also discussed: the responsibility of having dogs and/o...
27. Queen of the Slammed
31 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It is the 27th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about why it is good to make fun of your friends & family. Also discussed: Chris’s experience i...
26. 7HRIS
24 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It is the 26th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about when people run backwards on the treadmill at the gym. Also discussed: poutine, Comic Con, ...
25. The Story of OJ
17 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It is the 25th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Jay Z and his recent, somewhat anti-semitic rant about real estate. Also discussed: all cof...