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Chapter 1: What is the premise of 'My Property Isn't Normal'?
Welcome back to Creepcast. Today we're going to be reading a story called My Property Isn't Normal. Alright, this has been a heavily requested story for a bit. Setting up a few bear traps. I, you know... I've heard a couple of different things about the story so far. Um, and I can't tell if, is this going to be, is this like an intentionally funny thing?
Is this like a tales from the gas station kind of meme? Or is this supposed to be like a lone, uh, like a broadcast tower kind of thing where it's like, look, isn't spooky the things that are going on around me or what, what do you think?
Um, I think that, uh, Considering the way Harry propped this story up for us and the fact that I go to the Reddit account, this is the only story they've posted. And their profile picture is a rubber duck. I don't know.
So they're either a lot of things. So they're either quirky or they're a Jeep owner. not really sure which one it could be uh one is far worse than the other the i i don't know it's not that i have a fatigue for it but you know you know what kind of story style i'm kind of like i'm
i'm usually glad that we don't read is the ones where it's like and one time there was this thing that was really creepy that happened and then this other time this other thing that was creepy happened okay that's all i really have to tell you today until next time we'll see you and then the next post is i would get a lot of comments talking about asking about more stuff so i figured i'd tell you about what happened last week so
I'm not a Batman or anything, but if I were, I would bet that is exactly the kind of story we're going to get today. Just from context clues I'm getting around everything. I gotta tell you, I...
I am, I'm fatigued by that, by that version.
Well, it's, it's not even that format of story that bothers me. It's more so the like, well, that just happened attitude. Yeah.
They bring with them a lot of the time, the quirky Chungus thing where it's supposed to be like, It's supposed to be kind of like cute or something. Yeah, because I agree. I guess that's true because there's stories that do it effectively. We're like, oh, that's kind of fun. But it was also I mean, this is it looks like here.
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Chapter 2: What are the initial strange experiences shared by the narrator?
I don't know, fucking stupid and I want to party with a ghost or some shit. I can't remember what the fucking title is.
My apartment is stupid and I want to party with a ghost.
That's not the title. I'm just saying that it's something fucking stupid like that. It doesn't matter. It doesn't fucking matter. I know what the truth is. I know my own truth. All right. The one time you can't remember a goddamn story is what I got to say. You know what? Whatever. It doesn't matter. For you, it's the one time.
The one time, every other time you like to sit up on your high horse and say, oh, Hunter, look how silly you are. And the one time I'm like, oh, remember this story? I don't know what the fuck you're talking about gaslighting me. Like I'm a heathen. See, now I'm even on the channel going back through.
Name two of the stories that we read during the basement video a few weeks ago. I legitimately, I can't remember.
I have no idea. That's what I thought. Legitimately. Also, I'm telling you, I have a bad memory. That's what I'm saying. The one time I do try to remember. And that's also why, no wonder I can't remember the fucking title.
What you came up with was my apartment is weird or scary or whatever, and I want to party with this ghost.
I like how you're acting like this is an absurd thing to say when we have all the other creepypasta names that we... My apartment is stupid and there's like a ghost is weird, whatever. That sounds like a legitimate creepypasta name.
It's devolving every time you say it. My apartment is stupid and a ghost is weird. Now, I don't even know if the apartment and the ghost are related. It could be two separate events.
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Chapter 3: What unusual encounter does the narrator have in the wilderness?
I think it was a part of a grab bag. I'm pretty sure.
No, I'm just saying that the Half Price Voodoo Shop is a quirky whore that I think was done well.
I thought that that one worked well. Yeah.
It was very Goosebumps feeling. Yeah.
I think that it worked well, too, because it built itself up to a fun ending, if I remember right. Like, the owner always being weird, you kind of knew that it was coming to that ending, but... Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Okay, well, do you want to jump into it? Or... By the way, thank you to our audio listeners on Spotify and Apple Podcasts. We appreciate you.
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This is the only story that Murderbird17 has posted to Reddit, but we'll have it all linked in the description. Be sure to support the original artist if you are interested. I don't see any off-site links for anything. Check out this amazing... Oh, someone did a comic based on their series. It's not them directly. But... And there's some fan art and stuff like that.
But anyway, if you want to support the artist or the original writer and follow them and stuff, we'll have them linked in the description. Be sure to show some love. So with all that out of the way, Hunter, are you ready to read My Property Isn't Normal? Yeah. I couldn't hear if you said yes or not.
I said yes.
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Chapter 4: How does the narrator describe his interactions with the strange entities?
Yeah, red flags, but how was I supposed to know how messed up this place was? Anyway, I move in without any issues, and within a week, I'm out on some of the trails that were already there, looking for deer tracks and other game trails. I'm actually having a pretty relaxing time until I swear I heard a baby say, Mama, in the most stereotypical voice I've ever heard off in the distance.
Mama. Mama. Mama.
now like i said i'm here in the middle of nowhere so there shouldn't be anyone for miles i just shook it off as me hearing things 20 minutes later i heard the same voice say mama again only this time it's 40 yards away on the other side of some trees and brush it didn't even sound like a real baby it just sounded like some disturbed dude mama of course at this point he's definitely on my property as well
I start making my way through the undergrowth. Then, when I'm sure I'm about to hit where he was, the brush clears out to a clearing and I finally get a glimpse of the man. He was butt naked and halfway behind a tree, and flaunting a huge smile while his eyes stayed kinda squinty. He was also pretty skinny, as I could see his ribs.
Now, usually you hear people say that at this moment, my blood ran cold, but honestly, mine didn't. I was looking at some butt naked crackhead trespassing on my property. He decided to let out another mama during silence when I was trying to figure out my next move. So I probably responded with a hearty, what the actual fuck are you doing? That's when he decided my next move for me.
This is going to be a long one. He started running at me and I might have run away if he hadn't been so scrawny. So when he reached me with that big smile and looked like he was about to grab me, I punched him in the throat. It was a good punch. I was proud of it, honestly. It would have kept any normal man on the ground for at least a minute.
This is when I got the first hint that this wasn't a normal man. While I was standing there, proud of my Mike Tyson level haymaker, the guy immediately got back to his feet and before I had time to hit him again, he dive tackled me to the ground. And it hurt pretty bad. He somehow pinned my shoulders to the ground and no matter how hard I kicked and punched him, he wouldn't let up.
So I was forced to use plan B. I pulled up my trusty Bear Grylls survival knife and stabbed him in the gut twice. This finally got his attention, and he hopped back to his heels, slinging blood all over me in the process. I got back to my feet, knife in hand, and waited for him to do something else.
All he did, though, was stick a finger in his wound, then lick the blood off, then cartwheel into the woods, crying like an actual newborn baby this time. Now, by this point, I was pretty on edge, and right as he got far enough away that I could no longer hear him, I turned and walked home. I know I should have run, but running through the woods is so tiring and I just didn't feel like it.
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Chapter 5: What discoveries does the protagonist make about Mark's true nature?
Pretty tame so far, right? Don't worry, it gets better. Apparently, looking at them is supposed to immediately fry your brain and disorient you, making you an easy kill for the creature. But that didn't happen to me. The only reason I could think of for the mind cooker effect not happening to me is because I don't process... I don't process things the same anymore.
Not after the events that led me to live out here. Or maybe it wasn't even Aquila. There were a few more details I didn't get to read because before I could finish, I felt cold steel on my neck. Mark had woken up and was now pressing a knife to my throat.
What do you think you're doing with my computer? The fuck does it look like? I'm trying to figure out who the man that passed out on my couch is.
So when he's outside, he wears like the Peaky Blinders belly cap, but when he's inside, he has a fedora, a pinstripe fedora for like casual wear.
Yeah, he looks like the lead singer, like a 6XL version of the lead singer Fall Out Boy from like 2007 or 2008. His exact same outfit on. This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race.
Just imagine him now walking through the woods, lumbering. I'm just not sure you're a vampire, but you're just a line of song. Just fatly singing. You say fatly? Yeah, just fatly singing.
You know what I mean.
You know what I mean.
I know what you mean by that, too. I know you're asking me. You know what I mean. No, that's not. From personal experience, I already know how you sing fatly. I'm like, oh, that's right. That's what it was.
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Chapter 6: What happens when the protagonist confronts Mark about his past?
Shut up.
We did have a compilation of Hunter singing fatly on Creepcast. Okay.
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, you know what? Lay on whatever sword you want, buddy. Whatever you want.
Yeah. Fatly lay on whatever sword you want.
Yeah. Lay on any sword you want that isn't getting out of the story because you can't use that one yet. Mark thought for a second, still not moving the knife from my neck. Then he asked, what?
Why? No. No. How did you knock me out? I know you have a dodgy history, but close quarter fighting is my specialty. But all I can remember is going to hit you, then I went dark. Careful not to move and slit my own throat, I said. You got desperate and I went for a one-hit knockout.
Frankly, your left hook is too slow to hit your opponent when you clearly telegraphed exactly what you were planning on doing with your hips. I dropped under the blow and threw my elbow to the bottom of your jaw.
like he's doing like dragon ball instant transmission fight moves like appearing around him the knife loosened a little you seem to know your stuff why pretend to be a dumbass then um excuse me first of all i'm not pretending to be anything second of all fuck you so on excuse or excite he never puts the c before the x yes so it's just excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me also
They'll say that this story is nine times funnier when not only is it like this morbidly overweight guy, but Mark Wahlberg is legitimately impressed. He truly believes this guy's a super soldier.
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Chapter 7: How does the group deal with the monstrous threats in the woods?
We had, what was the other thing we said earlier that was a reference? Long story short. Long story short, like they're just, these are our demons come back to haunt us.
And then our character is basically David King. I mean, that's like, that's what I keep thinking of.
Yeah. Yeah, this is pretty much David King at this point. Stolen Valor, got that coming up. Man, you know how in all the kids' shows and all the animated shows, there was an episode where someone attacked them at their base, like Kids Next Door, Teen Titans. This is that episode for us. They found us. They're in our home now. He paused to a moment before replying.
Yeah, I guess I am. So why is an organization that employs monster hunters also the owner of the organization that is helping me escape my past?
I love the guy who types this dialogue and is like, yeah.
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Chapter 8: What is the significance of the lady in the tree and her connection to the protagonist?
He's like, hot freaking five, baby. This is awesome.
Why is the organization that employs monster hunters the owner that's helping me escape my past? I wonder if Cole's a monster. Nailed it. Nailed it. Mark wince this time. Not a good sign.
Carl, the organization that's claiming to help you escape your past probably doesn't exist. My organization has many false companies that's used to gather intelligence and run experiments. I have reasons to believe that they put you here knowing your past is an effort to see if anyone could survive in an area that is known for having extremely high levels of intangible activity.
They also knew that if you were to die, they wouldn't have to worry about people looking for you.
However, I also think that you probably far surpassed their expectations. The higher-ups haven't actually told me so, but they can't possibly expect anyone to kill a Keylord on their own or have fun with a creature like a Flesh Gate. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Okay, I know flesh gates are creatures that exist in other stories. I get all that. But I don't think we've ever heard a flesh gate mentioned in passing in another story besides the flesh gate story, right? I don't think so. Man, there it is. There's another one. Oh, my gosh. You know, either... So I was laughing midway through that because...
yeah yeah morbidly obese guy still sticking with that or or our protagonist is the guy from lee cronin's the mummy yeah there you go and he's doing that mouth open thing the whole time it's a slack shot look holy shit that was a lot to take in i took a deep breath and cautiously asked what the fuck is a flush gate
Mark put both of his hands on his head and let out a, ah, seriously, dude, does anything even phase you? Flesh gates are those things you call pales. They are only, they're only level four, but still so much more people, but so much for most people to handle, let alone fuck with on a regular basis.
Like you claim to do. The story is literally Mark Wahlberg telling the protagonist how cool he is. Yeah. There goes that level thing again. I had seen levels ranging from twos and threes all the way up into the hundreds on the reports that I read while browsing Mark's computer, but I had no clue what they meant. What the hell is this level shit about?
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