CzabeCast
Episodes
Enough of This Zilch Already!
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe runs through the first 2 rounds of March Madness and digs into the question of: "Where all dem Cinderellas at, yo?" Has NIL and the port...
Meet The TikTok Tunnel Lady
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is she insane, or a genius? Maybe a little bit of both. Czabe visits with PAUL CHARCHIAN to discuss a wide variety of topics. Including....- Rodgers t...
Simple Math, Plus . . . Buzzer Beaters
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The time to decode the NCAA Tournament is here from a gambling perspective, and Mr. X is just the man for the job. He sees a very chalky outcome this ...
Someone Should Get Fired for This, But Won't
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes CHRIS KNOCHE the former American U. head coach and current U. of MD color analyst for radio to talk tournament. Including what he think...
I Wasn't In the Room for Any of That
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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If You Can't Beat 'Em, Whap 'Em!
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Junior Bridgeman NFL Agents Aaron Rodgers Wanders Beach Just Make Up Your Mind, Dude Vikings Weigh Options Niners Purdy Conundrum Foldable iPhone Bret...
"Oh, You Payin' Now, Somsonite!"
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe delivers another nutrient dense 40 minute pod today on his own, with the following topics.Division I JumpingGranny StyleTiger's AchillesAwai...
A Bottle of Bad Ideas
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe takes a look at the desperation QB signings around the NFL and concludes: the scouts must really hate the incoming class of rookie QBs! Sam Darn...
On Shiny Toilets And Happiness
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN to his regular Monday spot. And who knew he was such a toilet clean freak? Czabe has navigated "OST" perfectly once...
We'll Always Have Woody's Chalkboard Wisdom
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe remembers the evolution of ESPN's show of "competitive banter" Around The Horn as it has been slated for death at the end of May. Pa...
We Were Young Once
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe catches up with old friend and Hedy Lamarr fanatic PAUL CHARCHIAN to discuss his waning enthusiasm for "camper life" plus the results of...
Hard Knocks: Dirty Grandpa
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN to run through a variety of stories, including the Nats finally getting out of the MASN deal, the collapse of MLB's...
Treats Ailments Like: "Museum"
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is back, alive and in one piece from his Jamaica vacation with a bunch of drunken Wisconsin knuckleheads. Plenty to discuss in the pod, starting...
Sports TV Ratings Arguments Are Stupid
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Despite the headlines touting "highest viewership since" or "lowest audience in X years" does it look to you that professional sports ...
Life Lessons From An Italian Restaurant Booth
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rick Pitino is riding high again at 72 years old, in part because he has taken his own advice to "dig in" and not worry about his "missed ...
NBA All-Star Game Defies Expectations, Gets Even Worse
18 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I've rarely seen something so universally shit upon as Sunday night's debacle by the Bay, but I can't say the NBA doesn't deserve it. ...
What The Hell Is Even This?
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The NBA All-Star Weekend continued its death spiral into total farce, as a white kid who isn't even an NBA player won the dunk contest for the 3rd...
The Fantasy Spy Who Loved Me
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe talks Vegas and getting sick with PAUL CHARCHIAN who is headed to Sin City for a convention. We talked about networking while keeping your indus...
The Vegas You Once Knew, Is Dead And Buried
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hate to be the bearer of depressing news, but Vegas is gone. GIL ALEXANDER from VSiN explains how the evolution from the mob to mom-and-pop casinos to...
The Superbowl LIX Clean Up Has Arrived
11 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe sorts through the day-one aftermath of the Eagles' destruction of the Chiefs. ANDY POLLIN joins the show. His Commanders are gonna have to d...
The Eagles Press The Easy Button, Flush The Chiefs
10 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Superbowl was a Super Snooze. All Hail the Savages from Philly. Czabe breaks down the 5 big categories of post-Superbowl Analysis.1 - The Game2 - ...
We Won
06 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How great is it that racism is now over? Amazing. Better than VE-Day, right? The NFL removes its trite endzone slogans while eyeing the bountiful shor...
Zion Never Stood A Chance
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe battles through Day 3 of his nasty cold in New Orleans and finds sympathy for the oft-overweight NBA star named Zion Williamson. PAUL CHARCHIAN ...
The Trade That Changed The NBA Forever
04 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Okay, maybe that's hyperbole. Maybe not. It's such a gobsmacking deal that everybody is trying to make sense of it. ANDY POLLIN joins me to di...
At Least The Commercials Look Promising
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe set the stage for New Orleans and his week on "radio row" and recalls the evolution of the weeklong event over the 14 times he has been....
This Is Not A Football Play
30 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes Mr. X to recap the Conference Championship games, muse about changing the Tush Push rule, and also Czabe answers listener emails. Plus ...
A Brief History of Colossal NFL Officiating Blunders
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Maybe the Josh Allen 4th down review belongs on the list, maybe not. Either way, reasonable people with a brain and eyes knows they should have given ...
In The End, He Went Out Like A Bitch
28 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe and Andy walk through the emotions of Andy's Commanders loss in Philly. Radio callers often have the most wild imaginations. Dan Snyder'...
This Super Bowl LIX Balls!
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Go ahead America, groan away. The Hate Watch Superbowl is here. Chiefs and Eagles. Czabe stayed up late for you on a school night, just so he could gi...
It Just Don't Hit The Same
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
While the Commanders have the DMV all a-buzz with Superbowl hopes, there's a gigantic hole in the fabric of the franchise in the wake of Snyder...
Afterall, He's Human
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chapters00:00 Introduction and Weather Talk03:07 National Championship Game Analysis06:03 Coaching Decisions and Analytics08:47 Travel Nightmares and ...
The Men in the Arena
21 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
1 - Respect2 - Announcers Matter3 - The Mahomes Problem4 - The Game That Never Stops5 - Spelling is Hard6 - Numbers, Numbers, Numbers7 - The Blue Tent...
It Ends, In Tears . . .
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan Campbell has been a break-the-mold NFL coaching dynamo. But after this disaster against the Commanders, will he ever be the same? ANDY POLLIN join...
BONUS EPISODE! - Steakhouse Confidential With Fred Smoot
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded LIVE from DC Prime in Ashburn, VA, former Redskins and Vikings CB FRED SMOOT joins Czabe to discuss what makes Jayden Daniels so good, the or...
An Absolute Disaster of Accuracy Lately
16 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Okay, let's mop up a fairly sizeable list of errors by El Baldo as of late, and try to be better in the future. Starting with a big one: the Hinde...
"They're Heeeere!" Sam Darnold Sees Ghosts, Again!
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN back to the podcast after Monday's crushing defeat at the hands of the Rams in the Wildcard Round. Now it's on t...
Mr. Toad's Wild Commanders Playoff Ride
14 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Wildcard Weekend was saved from a string of duds by another miracle finish by the Commanders on a walk-off DOINK from Zane Gonzales. ANDY POLLIN joins...
MVP Collision Course in Buffalo
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The early returns on the NFL's "Wildcard Weekend" are "meh" at best, but next weekend is gonna be a blockbuster for sure. Headline...
Tell Buckhantz, Dr. Rick Is Not Real
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined for a Power Lunch at the Palm Restaurant in Tysons Corner, VA by longtime PXP man STEVE BUCKHANTZ and the legend MR X in person for a ...
There's No Cheering Up Charch, After That Beatin'
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
00:00 Vikings' Disappointment and Fan Reactions03:02 Analyzing the Rams Game and Future Prospects05:57 The 50-50 Theory in NFL Coaching Decisions0...
I Didn't Buy An Investment, I Bought An Occupation
07 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jerry Jones is unapologetic about being the GM of the Cowboys. But he's also a bit delusional because he's not doing a good job. BRYANT HATCHE...
If Wilt Really Slept With 20,000 Women, Where All Dem Kids?
06 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
GUEST: ANDY POLLINDoes the Cowboys and Commanders have the same juice as "Redskins?" Tom Landry's legacy isn't marked just by discipli...
Nikki Glaser Is The Ultimate Swiftie
01 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN to preview the upcoming "28-win" mega-tilt between the Lions and Vikings next Sunday Night. Also, some numbe...
The Most Improbable Redemption Arc
31 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe goes solo one last time in 2024! Sam Darnold has his moment, as the Vikings are set for a Game 272 showdown vs. the Lions. The 2nd to last NFL S...
Tis' The Season For Ye Olde Bowl Logs!
30 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe has his "Sunday Conversation" with "good enough" ANDY POLLIN, and to nobody's surprise, but to Czabe's ultimate frustrat...
Having the NBA's Christmas Cake, And Eating It Too!
26 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The genius dynamics behind the NFL's bold move to claim Christmas from "The Association." ESPN millionaire talent live shooting war over C...
Fred Minnick: The Whiskey Episode
24 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe spread some holiday cheer with a visit from world renowned whiskey tasting expert and podcaster FRED MINNICK. Fred's Superbowl Week party in...
College Football's Version of "New Coke"
23 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The 12-team playoff - a fantasy for many in the sport for their entire lives, not only failed to deliver in Weekend #1, it only served to anger up the...
Flonkerton For Millionaires
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Bucks win the NBA Cup, but the league is still getting bashed in the media. Merit, or piling on? Is "Inside The NBA" a net negative for th...
The Drama King QB
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Vikings crushed the Bears on Monday night, and Caleb Williams both played like shit and looked softer than butter. Is he redeemable? Now the Vikin...
"Drop It Like It's Hot"
17 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe flies solo today, and it's a banger! Week 15 NFL carnage at QB, stupid decisions, idiots of the week. Jonathan Taylor, what are you doing, b...
Yes, She Is The Entire League Right Now
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Travis Hunter wins the Heisman. Two-way players. Where was his pops? What happens now in the NFL? Echoes of Gordie Lockbaum and Chuck Bednarik. Army g...
The Ultimate Sign of Respect
12 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kirk Cousins return to Minnesota was a disaster on the field, but a masterclass on how to be a pro and earn respect. LeBron is tired. I guess. Good lu...
You Think He Can't Recruit?
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN back and they cover a wide variety of topics, notably why Bill Belichick is so gung-ho to take the first coaching job th...
"Barry Sanders, But Built Like A Bowling Ball"
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes Fox Sports pxp legend TIM BRANDO to discuss the first draft of the College Football Playoff. Why it will likely end up as 16 teams. The...
Knowing is Impossible . . . And Yet They Try.
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN to discuss the field of 12 in College Football. All of the teeth-gnashing is based on one thing: the conceit that somehow y...
Lord Help Deliver Me From These Evil Pick-Sixes!
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by his gambling buddy "Mr. X" to discuss various topics after a week off. Including..Browns/Broncos Wild FinishJameis Being Ja...
The Final Frontier of Cheapness
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
1 Plane Trains and Automobiles2 CFP Committee Arguing3 Mike Leach on Committees4 Big 10 In Chicago?5 Josh Allen's Petty Ex6 Don't Price Brock ...
Snow Games Are The Best Games!
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe talks about Josh Allen's "double-fantasy-touchdown" play and the end of the Niners. RIP. Do you like "digital snowblowing" o...
A Day Of Complete Embarrassment
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is back with ANDY POLLIN to feast on the amazing avalanche of stories and mayhem from 4 days of incredible football. Starting with Eberflus'...
ESPN's Mean Girl Dunks On Daniel Jones
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's one thing to analyze why something went wrong, it's another thing to just kick a man when he's down. Not sure what she was going for ...
Oh, The Humanity!
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN, who is oddly defensive of a lousy kicker who cost his team a crucial game against an already-packed-it-in "rival."...
Mr. X Can't Quit His Addiction to Browns Punishment
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe talks gambling with his degentleman buddy "Mr. X" and they discuss the very odd tale of Jay Leno "falling down a hill" as well a...
The Ultimate "Belt Notch" Girl
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN to his usual spot, and boy does it go in some weird places quickly. The boys also discuss Kim Kardashian's new Tesla...
J.K. Dobbins Is The Inspiration We Need
19 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With all of the garbage going on in sports, it's nice to see the true feel-good stories of perseverance and improbable comebacks. Right now, J.K. ...
The Great TV Show About QB's Never Disappoints
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by his usual Monday guest ANDY POLLIN to recap the big stories from Week 11 in the NFL. The Bills slay their nemesis the Chiefs, but w...
The $500 Million Mistake
14 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is it possible to talk too much about Joel Embiid and the towering inferno of wasted money on this guy the Sixers are watching go up in smoke? I think...
It's Bear Hunting Season In Chicago
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN to discuss the latest attempt to get #1/#1 pick Caleb Williams "on track" in Chicago. Fire the OC! Why not, nobo...
Mark It Zero, California!
12 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe flies solo today, and talks about how drunk the Lions v. Texans game was. The uniforms were awful, but the aspiring brick salesman was able to s...
Even Their Cakes Are Elite
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe honors our Veterans, as well as the F'in Marines who celebrated their 249th birthday on Sunday. ANDY POLLIN gets back in the rotation, and t...
The Big Red Tsunami
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe weighs in on the return of Donald Trump to the White House, and why the Democrats were thoroughly smashed on Election Day. Why it's good tha...
The Real Issue That's Dividing America!
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey, forget the election! How about we put to bed once and for all the debate about Daylight Savings Time? Sadly, some of us think it makes perfect se...
"If This Were Madden, They'd Call It A Glitch"
05 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe flies solo again, but it's still a BANGER. He runs down all the mayhem from Sunday in the NFL, plus his (wise) early exit from rain-soaked L...
Frankly Speaking, He Still Ain't "Big Game James"
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Another brutally disappointing loss for Penn State and James Franklin to OSU. So what do you do? He's good. He's got the program on solid "...
"New McFlurry, Who Dis?"
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe flies solo today, and it is a banger!Airplane (1975)Jets vs. Texans PickNever Seen ThatI Patrol That WallJoe Davis DisappointsBartman CompsAnd A...
"Oh, If It Were Only That Simple . . . "
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today, on the CzabeCast:SuperbadAthletes & PoliticsCHARCHPumpkin Spice SZNOreo DominationWalmartCheap FishRichardson Taps OutBargatze Meme Takes O...
Even Statues, Have Their Limitations
29 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Catalina Wine MixerEmbraer-175Wade StatueJackassANDY POLLINBlitz the Hail MaryJayden vs. CalebALE TheoryClown SuitsImpossible NFL #'sRichardson Ta...
Jacksonville, For the Motherf***ing WIN!
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe recaps his weekend getaway to go see the Packers take on the Jaguars with longtime Packer lunatics BRYAN WOLF and VINCENT SOTTILE. The weekend w...
The Father-Son Prophecy Comes Home
24 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
When LeBron James talked about wanting to play in the NBA with his son Bronny, he was still in high school. But like The Chosen One moniker he wore wh...
Action Jackson!
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN to the pod for his normal Tuesday run. Charch is enjoying one last lovely fall evening on the porch in Minnesota. The Ra...
The Wide World of Hatch
22 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe connects with his boy "The Cincinnati Flash" aka BRYANT HATCHER to discuss watching whatever was on back in the day as kids. Czabe has a...
"In The End, Money and Evil Always Prevail"
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you are a modern day MLB fan, you just have to live with the fact that life ain't fair to the littles. And the league is 90% "have-nots....
The Idiocy of "First To Score" Bets
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by "Mr. X" to talk gambling. ESPN and others pushing the *worst* bets you can imagine. Dan Lanning should shut his mouth! TV r...
What Aaron Rodgers Wants, He Gets
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN to the pod to discuss the whipping trade winds on Tuesday in the NFL, and the possible impact the Davante Adams reunion ...
Power Lunch: Coach Knocke & Steve Buckhantz
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing like a get together with two guys who have all the stories and know where the bodies are buried in sports. We talk about Buckhantz and the Wiz...
An Unsafe Game, By Any Rational Definition
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes back ANDY POLLIN to his normal Sunday NIGHT spot so he can recap and revel (or cry) over his Commanders Sunday results. How bad was the...
"Real Life" Lt. Dan Takes On Milton
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This might be the mother of all "Florida man" stories, a one-legged drifter who lives on his boat, deciding to "ride out" the Cat-5 hu...
Well On It's Way To Ending Badly
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Of course this happens to the New York Jets. This is what they were born to do. Be utterly inept in every regard. And it starts at the top with the di...
Power Lunch at The Palm: Galdi & Solly!
08 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Driving Mini-Van By ChoiceCommanders Still Wrecking PeopleIdiots of the WeekShotgun Celebration To The FaceDeshaun Is BrokenEPA Unity Remains ElusiveM...
Bama Down Hard, And The Posts Are In The River!
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe takes it "Easy Like Sunday Morning" with ANDY POLLIN and saves the NFL for tomorrow. Which is fine, because the college action was amazi...
The Turd He Left In the Bowl
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe gets a listener request to retire "the C word" from the pod. Sue me, sue everybody! MR X on MLB's playoff format, Arizona owner'...
That In-Home Taco Bell Doesn't Hit the Same
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Davante Adams officially wants OUT in Vegas. But who can afford him? PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me to tell us why I cost his dad $800. Also the time Pete Ro...
Pete Rose Was The Modern Babe Ruth
01 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rest in Peace Peter. Time seasons the severity of all crimes against baseball, and given the joke that was the Shohei Ohtani "non-investigation...
He's That Dude, And Then Some!
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Jayden Daniels rocketship has now ignited it's boosters. Holy shit this kid is smokin' hot for ANDY POLLIN's beloved Commanders. Czabe...
The NFL's Season Of Underdogs Rolls On!
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mr. X joins Czabe to talk gambling. Also, UNLV's QB gets a lesson in contracts and verbal agreements. NIL is blowing up, and not a minute too soon...
You Chose Poorly
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jayden Daniels had a massive coming-out party on MNF vs. the Bengals, which only had to fuel anxiety amongst Bears fans watching on their couches. Now...
Bah-Dee-Ya Indeed, My Friends!
24 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe loops back to give the backstory on *maybe* his favorite song of all time. HATCH joins the fray to discuss the clown culture in Dallas that'...
Sam, I F'n Am!
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sam, I Fucking Am!Who could have seen Sam Darnold's rise from the ashes to lead the Vikings to 3-0? Or Justin Fields being so much better than Cal...
The "Ump Show" Puts Altuve In A Toe Jam
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Why are MLB umps so arrogant? How come replay in baseball - which *should* be the most reliable and easy - is seemingly the worst? Well, I dive into o...
Perfect Call, Stupid Decision
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Eagles lose on MNF in Hindenberg fashion ("Oh... the humanity!") and Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN of GuillotineLeagues.com to discuss. Yo...