CzabeCast
Episodes
Lord Help Deliver Me From These Evil Pick-Sixes!
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by his gambling buddy "Mr. X" to discuss various topics after a week off. Including..Browns/Broncos Wild FinishJameis Being Ja...
The Final Frontier of Cheapness
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
1 Plane Trains and Automobiles2 CFP Committee Arguing3 Mike Leach on Committees4 Big 10 In Chicago?5 Josh Allen's Petty Ex6 Don't Price Brock ...
Snow Games Are The Best Games!
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe talks about Josh Allen's "double-fantasy-touchdown" play and the end of the Niners. RIP. Do you like "digital snowblowing" o...
A Day Of Complete Embarrassment
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is back with ANDY POLLIN to feast on the amazing avalanche of stories and mayhem from 4 days of incredible football. Starting with Eberflus'...
ESPN's Mean Girl Dunks On Daniel Jones
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's one thing to analyze why something went wrong, it's another thing to just kick a man when he's down. Not sure what she was going for ...
Oh, The Humanity!
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN, who is oddly defensive of a lousy kicker who cost his team a crucial game against an already-packed-it-in "rival."...
Mr. X Can't Quit His Addiction to Browns Punishment
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe talks gambling with his degentleman buddy "Mr. X" and they discuss the very odd tale of Jay Leno "falling down a hill" as well a...
The Ultimate "Belt Notch" Girl
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN to his usual spot, and boy does it go in some weird places quickly. The boys also discuss Kim Kardashian's new Tesla...
J.K. Dobbins Is The Inspiration We Need
19 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With all of the garbage going on in sports, it's nice to see the true feel-good stories of perseverance and improbable comebacks. Right now, J.K. ...
The Great TV Show About QB's Never Disappoints
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by his usual Monday guest ANDY POLLIN to recap the big stories from Week 11 in the NFL. The Bills slay their nemesis the Chiefs, but w...
The $500 Million Mistake
14 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is it possible to talk too much about Joel Embiid and the towering inferno of wasted money on this guy the Sixers are watching go up in smoke? I think...
It's Bear Hunting Season In Chicago
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN to discuss the latest attempt to get #1/#1 pick Caleb Williams "on track" in Chicago. Fire the OC! Why not, nobo...
Mark It Zero, California!
12 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe flies solo today, and talks about how drunk the Lions v. Texans game was. The uniforms were awful, but the aspiring brick salesman was able to s...
Even Their Cakes Are Elite
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe honors our Veterans, as well as the F'in Marines who celebrated their 249th birthday on Sunday. ANDY POLLIN gets back in the rotation, and t...
The Big Red Tsunami
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe weighs in on the return of Donald Trump to the White House, and why the Democrats were thoroughly smashed on Election Day. Why it's good tha...
The Real Issue That's Dividing America!
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey, forget the election! How about we put to bed once and for all the debate about Daylight Savings Time? Sadly, some of us think it makes perfect se...
"If This Were Madden, They'd Call It A Glitch"
05 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe flies solo again, but it's still a BANGER. He runs down all the mayhem from Sunday in the NFL, plus his (wise) early exit from rain-soaked L...
Frankly Speaking, He Still Ain't "Big Game James"
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Another brutally disappointing loss for Penn State and James Franklin to OSU. So what do you do? He's good. He's got the program on solid "...
"New McFlurry, Who Dis?"
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe flies solo today, and it is a banger!Airplane (1975)Jets vs. Texans PickNever Seen ThatI Patrol That WallJoe Davis DisappointsBartman CompsAnd A...
"Oh, If It Were Only That Simple . . . "
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today, on the CzabeCast:SuperbadAthletes & PoliticsCHARCHPumpkin Spice SZNOreo DominationWalmartCheap FishRichardson Taps OutBargatze Meme Takes O...
Even Statues, Have Their Limitations
29 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Catalina Wine MixerEmbraer-175Wade StatueJackassANDY POLLINBlitz the Hail MaryJayden vs. CalebALE TheoryClown SuitsImpossible NFL #'sRichardson Ta...
Jacksonville, For the Motherf***ing WIN!
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe recaps his weekend getaway to go see the Packers take on the Jaguars with longtime Packer lunatics BRYAN WOLF and VINCENT SOTTILE. The weekend w...
The Father-Son Prophecy Comes Home
24 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
When LeBron James talked about wanting to play in the NBA with his son Bronny, he was still in high school. But like The Chosen One moniker he wore wh...
Action Jackson!
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN to the pod for his normal Tuesday run. Charch is enjoying one last lovely fall evening on the porch in Minnesota. The Ra...
The Wide World of Hatch
22 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe connects with his boy "The Cincinnati Flash" aka BRYANT HATCHER to discuss watching whatever was on back in the day as kids. Czabe has a...
"In The End, Money and Evil Always Prevail"
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you are a modern day MLB fan, you just have to live with the fact that life ain't fair to the littles. And the league is 90% "have-nots....
The Idiocy of "First To Score" Bets
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by "Mr. X" to talk gambling. ESPN and others pushing the *worst* bets you can imagine. Dan Lanning should shut his mouth! TV r...
What Aaron Rodgers Wants, He Gets
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN to the pod to discuss the whipping trade winds on Tuesday in the NFL, and the possible impact the Davante Adams reunion ...
Power Lunch: Coach Knocke & Steve Buckhantz
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing like a get together with two guys who have all the stories and know where the bodies are buried in sports. We talk about Buckhantz and the Wiz...
An Unsafe Game, By Any Rational Definition
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes back ANDY POLLIN to his normal Sunday NIGHT spot so he can recap and revel (or cry) over his Commanders Sunday results. How bad was the...
"Real Life" Lt. Dan Takes On Milton
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This might be the mother of all "Florida man" stories, a one-legged drifter who lives on his boat, deciding to "ride out" the Cat-5 hu...
Well On It's Way To Ending Badly
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Of course this happens to the New York Jets. This is what they were born to do. Be utterly inept in every regard. And it starts at the top with the di...
Power Lunch at The Palm: Galdi & Solly!
08 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Driving Mini-Van By ChoiceCommanders Still Wrecking PeopleIdiots of the WeekShotgun Celebration To The FaceDeshaun Is BrokenEPA Unity Remains ElusiveM...
Bama Down Hard, And The Posts Are In The River!
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe takes it "Easy Like Sunday Morning" with ANDY POLLIN and saves the NFL for tomorrow. Which is fine, because the college action was amazi...
The Turd He Left In the Bowl
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe gets a listener request to retire "the C word" from the pod. Sue me, sue everybody! MR X on MLB's playoff format, Arizona owner'...
That In-Home Taco Bell Doesn't Hit the Same
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Davante Adams officially wants OUT in Vegas. But who can afford him? PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me to tell us why I cost his dad $800. Also the time Pete Ro...
Pete Rose Was The Modern Babe Ruth
01 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rest in Peace Peter. Time seasons the severity of all crimes against baseball, and given the joke that was the Shohei Ohtani "non-investigation...
He's That Dude, And Then Some!
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Jayden Daniels rocketship has now ignited it's boosters. Holy shit this kid is smokin' hot for ANDY POLLIN's beloved Commanders. Czabe...
The NFL's Season Of Underdogs Rolls On!
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mr. X joins Czabe to talk gambling. Also, UNLV's QB gets a lesson in contracts and verbal agreements. NIL is blowing up, and not a minute too soon...
You Chose Poorly
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jayden Daniels had a massive coming-out party on MNF vs. the Bengals, which only had to fuel anxiety amongst Bears fans watching on their couches. Now...
Bah-Dee-Ya Indeed, My Friends!
24 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe loops back to give the backstory on *maybe* his favorite song of all time. HATCH joins the fray to discuss the clown culture in Dallas that'...
Sam, I F'n Am!
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sam, I Fucking Am!Who could have seen Sam Darnold's rise from the ashes to lead the Vikings to 3-0? Or Justin Fields being so much better than Cal...
The "Ump Show" Puts Altuve In A Toe Jam
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Why are MLB umps so arrogant? How come replay in baseball - which *should* be the most reliable and easy - is seemingly the worst? Well, I dive into o...
Perfect Call, Stupid Decision
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Eagles lose on MNF in Hindenberg fashion ("Oh... the humanity!") and Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN of GuillotineLeagues.com to discuss. Yo...
The Cowboys Sad Fans Never Disappoint
17 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes the last rational Cowboy fan on earth, BRYANT HATCHER to the podcast, to talk about just what went wrong in Big D vs. the Saints. (Hint...
Help, I Broke My Kicker!
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN to recap Sunday's big stories in the NFL. Including what happens when an NFL team ends up up shits creek without a kick...
Tyreke Down On the Pavement, Somewhere
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes "Mr. X" for the start of your football gambling week. And yes, Mr. X is astounded even his own boys are siding with the domesti...
Enough of the Football Charts, Nerds!
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN of Guillotine Leagues and begins by choosing violence. Hey, just because you don't understand math, don't be a b...
Rodgers Completes The "Long Road Back"
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Even if you can't stand him personally, there was genuine joy on the face of the NFL's "Enigma" despite the whoopin' by the Niners...
"We Don't Practice, 'F*cked'"
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Packers season has been thrown a jolt. Dak Prescott gets the bag. The Browns have a massive Deshaun Watson problem. The Panthers are absolutely te...
Mr. X Delivers The Reverse Fantasy Lottery Jinx
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined for the first time this football season by gambling degentleman "Mr. X" to discuss the upcoming NFL season, some principles ab...
The Czabe NFL "Prop Shop" Is Now Open!
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe and "Bike Mike" are at Matty's Bar and Grill in New Berlin, WI for the annual "Whiskey League" draft in Guillotine Leagues w...
The Official What, Now?
03 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN to kick off a short but frantic Week 1 of the NFL Season! And we've got political controversy already! They also discus...
Your Truck, Is In My Peanut Butter!
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So not every day a teenager driver swerves into your stone wall on your country estate nearly killing themselves (thankfully, okay!) and you get a vis...
The Uncuttables
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you can find a truly BAD photo of ScarJo, I'd like to see it. Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN from Guillotine Leagues to discuss cut-down day in ...
Jerry Jones Botches Yet Another Megastar Deal
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe goes SOLO today, and hits a long list of banger topics. Including...CeeDee Lamb Gets Overpaid Because Jerry's An IdiotJoe Milton's Rocke...
Week Zero Blows A .26 On The Breathalyzer
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
GUEST: Andy PollinPat McAfee Goes Wild in DublinDouble Standards at ESPN?Are You "Tessitore Positive?$14M Locker roomsPay-to-Play Is Coming in Col...
Scan Here, Suckers!
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. Oklahoma State is forging brave new ground with their QR code scheme. Where will it all end? KEVIN SHEEHAN join...
YouTube TV Finally Figured Out Custom Quad-Boxes!
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
But... it's gonna cost ya a pretty penny for the NFL's "Sunday Ticket" this year. PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me to discuss, plus a rare argu...
They Are Comin' To Steal Your Flags!
20 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN back from Seattle, where maybe a Packer game is in his future?? The existing "flag football" Olympians for team USA...
Daniel Jones Needs Gordon Ramsay As His Coach
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Because somebody needs to slap two pieces of bread upside his helmet and remind him he's an "Idiot Sandwich." Gonna be a loooonnnng year f...
The Curse of Minnesota Sports
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Look, it's probably just a 6-8 week meniscus trim for a kid who was not gonna start Week 1 anyway, but the J.J. McCarthy injury news is another re...
My Brother-In-Law Goes Car Shopping
13 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A completely "off-road" CzabeCast - in more ways than one! My brother-in-law Todd, who knows "just enough about sports to be dangerous"...
The B-Girl Version of Elaine Benes
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Aussie breakdancer that "broke" the internet, was a fitting way to close an otherwise amazing Olympics. ANDY POLLIN joins me on a vacation...
When the Story is More Bonkers Than the Facts
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN to the show for a wide ranging foray into all kinds of fun stuff. Like... what the fuck, RFK Jr? Also, how about ol'...
FIU Football: From Ahmad Ned, To Armando Perez
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mr. WorldWide's Bold New Stadium DealCharles Barkley Reads His ContractGreeney Will Say Anything for ESPN $You Can't Smoke 'Em, Even if Yo...
The Big Blue Bill Has Come Due
06 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We may never know exactly who let this guy onto the Central Michigan sidelines, but it sure seems the NCAA has the goods on Michigan, and they are rea...
"Pole Vault Penis," It's A Thing People
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Olympics just keeps cranking out great content (see what I did there!) and certainly the French pole vaulter who was done dirty by his own JUNK hi...
We Don't Talk Enough About The Octopus
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes the nimble-minded and curious PAUL CHARCHIAN to discuss a wide range of topics. Including the Hall of Fame Game; why athletes making zi...
Zoom-Ing Off The Cliff of Society
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Just like the "Trump Trains" didn't change a single vote in 2020, I am dubious that a bunch of yentas or guilt-stricken white men on a mas...
Puppet Shows For Dummies
30 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Now that we are into "Did You See That Catch!" season, NFL training camps are providing us in the yakking business some priceless (albeit insi...
The Price of NFL QB's Is Too Damn High!
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe sets up shop in Green Bay this week for Packers training camp and his 97.3 The Game morning show. Tua and Love got paid this weekend. So what do...
Necessary, But Truly Unimportant
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Whenever I try to explain how drawing conclusions from pre-season or training camp NFL coverage is a fool's errand, I get push back from the peopl...
Wouldn’t Have Been My First Choice, But . . .
23 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
LeBron James has been named as Team USA delegation Flag Bearer for next week's Olympics. Proving fame and popularity are a universal human appeal....
"That's a Wrap Joe, No Joke!"
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Even though people saw it coming like a plot construct of a formulaic 70's sitcom, the sudden ejection of ol' Joey B from the presidential rac...
This Cow is Not the Secret Service
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by the "nimble-minded" PAUL CHARCHIAN to discuss the increasing flow of total bullshit coming from our government after the at...
It's a Certified Anthem Disaster
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes back ANDY POLLIN to discuss the home run derby, "funsies" contests in sports. That time Czabe ALE'd the NBA All-Star game. ...
Honestly, I Ain't Gonna Miss HIm
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe flies solo again, as Andy Pollin has a dinner date or something. But don't worry. We got good shit, back on the sports beat again, people!1 ...
"Stick to Czabe..."
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
My thoughts on the assassination attempt on Donald Trump Saturday. Opinions about politics, civics, the media, woke culture, the deep state, governmen...
"I'm A Man! I Drink And Drive All the Time!"
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Maybe Mike Gundy should just stop talking. Unlimited NIL! Maybe we should bring the GM on the road? Rich CEO: "How come you're so busy?" I...
Middle of Damn Nowhere Podcast
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe breaks new podcast ground by somehow talking to PAUL CHARCHIAN while running around Wiconsin like a maniac from station event to station event! ...
The Trolls Come Out At Night!
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Solo PODCAST today . . .1 - Who Are These People?2 - Stick to Sports3 - New Captain, Who Dis?4 - Tik Tok Teacher Attack5 - Death By QR Code6 - Skinny,...
Summer Meltdown
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's too damn hot to even think about going outside! Unless you are a lunatic golfer, like myself! Should I build a pool? Would it have been rude ...
These Are the Days
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe gets the OG's back SCOTT LINN and STEVE SOLOMON to discuss the perfect "Thanksgiving" 4th of July - THURSDAY! Which led to random wi...
The Least Likely Musical Iglesias
02 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe goes SOLO today, and talks about Mets journeyman infielder Jose Iglesias who somehow launched a #1 on the Latin Charts hit while playing for the...
We've Got Daddy Issues
01 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN to discuss the "nepo-baby" charges being thrown around LeBron and his son being drafted by the Lakers. They also ta...
The Yeezy Cybertruck Is Bonkers
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The NBA Draft is now a 2-night affair, so, for every casual who already wasn't going to watch, you'll need to tell this to your buddies twice ...
Maybe Not Everybody Needs A Podcast, Amirite?
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe talks to his ex-CFL wideout friend HATCH about several athlete relationship stories in the news now. Like how Kelly Stafford admitted to dating ...
The Rats Have Come Home To Roost
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All hail the Florida Panthers, Stanley Cup Champs. A thrilling and grinding Game 7 has turned the franchise, once just known for plastic rats on the i...
Givin' It the Ol' "Hock Tua!"
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN to discuss the viral perils of modern internet society and how mortified he would be if his own daughter Samantha went ...
Say It Ain't So, Kid
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Willy Mays passes away right as MLB launched a 3-day tribute to the modern living legend. Czabe never saw Willy play, but is as blown away at the scop...
Lucky Charms, Not Needed
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Celtics win the NBA title as expected. Czabe rings CHRIS KNOCHE to talk about the "secret sauce" of this title team, and how the "Jays...
The New Katy Perry - With 30% More "Underboob!" menu
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes MARTY CONWAY to discuss the state of the PGA Tour - LIV merger/agreement. How private equity is flooding into college sports, but will ...
Bryson's Bunker Shot For The Ages!
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe recaps a thrilling US Open Sunday with ANDY POLLIN and talks about how it's hard not to feel bad for Rory McIlroy. Are there ANY athletes yo...
Sports On TV Remains The Undisputed Champ
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes Puck's JOHN OURAND to discuss the state of continually rising sports rights fees, and the haul the NBA is about to rake in despite ...
Couch Nap For The Motherf***ing Win!
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes back PAUL CHARCHIAN from his "bye week" to discuss whether naps are "good" for you, or a sign of poor diet and sleep. A...
Dan Hurley Swipes Left
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe goes solo. Here's the cut-list for today!1 - Dan Hurley Stays Put2 - Celts Take 2-0 Lead3 - Stars Who Aren't Stars4 - Get On The Party B...
"Nine Quid For Two Ice Creams!"
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe and ANDY POLLIN make it "Easy Like Sunday Morning" again to start your week. The Caitlyn Clark jealousy tour continues unabated. We disc...
Special Guest: Fred Minnick - "Ascot Awards" Upset Winner!
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe gets his "bourbon-nerd" on with internationally acclaimed taster and judge FRED MINNICK to talk about the state of "Lewis-ville"...
Say Hello to Tuca-Pete-Rose-apino Marcano!
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe runs hard with NOTORIOUS J.A.Y. on the newest member of the "I Bet On My Sports Like An Idiot and Am Now Banned For Life" club. Jay come...