CzabeCast
Episodes
The Cowboys Sad Fans Never Disappoint
17 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes the last rational Cowboy fan on earth, BRYANT HATCHER to the podcast, to talk about just what went wrong in Big D vs. the Saints. (Hint...
Help, I Broke My Kicker!
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN to recap Sunday's big stories in the NFL. Including what happens when an NFL team ends up up shits creek without a kick...
Tyreke Down On the Pavement, Somewhere
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes "Mr. X" for the start of your football gambling week. And yes, Mr. X is astounded even his own boys are siding with the domesti...
Enough of the Football Charts, Nerds!
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN of Guillotine Leagues and begins by choosing violence. Hey, just because you don't understand math, don't be a b...
Rodgers Completes The "Long Road Back"
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Even if you can't stand him personally, there was genuine joy on the face of the NFL's "Enigma" despite the whoopin' by the Niners...
"We Don't Practice, 'F*cked'"
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Packers season has been thrown a jolt. Dak Prescott gets the bag. The Browns have a massive Deshaun Watson problem. The Panthers are absolutely te...
Mr. X Delivers The Reverse Fantasy Lottery Jinx
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined for the first time this football season by gambling degentleman "Mr. X" to discuss the upcoming NFL season, some principles ab...
The Czabe NFL "Prop Shop" Is Now Open!
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe and "Bike Mike" are at Matty's Bar and Grill in New Berlin, WI for the annual "Whiskey League" draft in Guillotine Leagues w...
The Official What, Now?
03 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN to kick off a short but frantic Week 1 of the NFL Season! And we've got political controversy already! They also discus...
Your Truck, Is In My Peanut Butter!
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So not every day a teenager driver swerves into your stone wall on your country estate nearly killing themselves (thankfully, okay!) and you get a vis...
The Uncuttables
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you can find a truly BAD photo of ScarJo, I'd like to see it. Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN from Guillotine Leagues to discuss cut-down day in ...
Jerry Jones Botches Yet Another Megastar Deal
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe goes SOLO today, and hits a long list of banger topics. Including...CeeDee Lamb Gets Overpaid Because Jerry's An IdiotJoe Milton's Rocke...
Week Zero Blows A .26 On The Breathalyzer
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
GUEST: Andy PollinPat McAfee Goes Wild in DublinDouble Standards at ESPN?Are You "Tessitore Positive?$14M Locker roomsPay-to-Play Is Coming in Col...
Scan Here, Suckers!
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. Oklahoma State is forging brave new ground with their QR code scheme. Where will it all end? KEVIN SHEEHAN join...
YouTube TV Finally Figured Out Custom Quad-Boxes!
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
But... it's gonna cost ya a pretty penny for the NFL's "Sunday Ticket" this year. PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me to discuss, plus a rare argu...
They Are Comin' To Steal Your Flags!
20 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN back from Seattle, where maybe a Packer game is in his future?? The existing "flag football" Olympians for team USA...
Daniel Jones Needs Gordon Ramsay As His Coach
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Because somebody needs to slap two pieces of bread upside his helmet and remind him he's an "Idiot Sandwich." Gonna be a loooonnnng year f...
The Curse of Minnesota Sports
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Look, it's probably just a 6-8 week meniscus trim for a kid who was not gonna start Week 1 anyway, but the J.J. McCarthy injury news is another re...
My Brother-In-Law Goes Car Shopping
13 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A completely "off-road" CzabeCast - in more ways than one! My brother-in-law Todd, who knows "just enough about sports to be dangerous"...
The B-Girl Version of Elaine Benes
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Aussie breakdancer that "broke" the internet, was a fitting way to close an otherwise amazing Olympics. ANDY POLLIN joins me on a vacation...
When the Story is More Bonkers Than the Facts
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN to the show for a wide ranging foray into all kinds of fun stuff. Like... what the fuck, RFK Jr? Also, how about ol'...
FIU Football: From Ahmad Ned, To Armando Perez
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mr. WorldWide's Bold New Stadium DealCharles Barkley Reads His ContractGreeney Will Say Anything for ESPN $You Can't Smoke 'Em, Even if Yo...
The Big Blue Bill Has Come Due
06 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We may never know exactly who let this guy onto the Central Michigan sidelines, but it sure seems the NCAA has the goods on Michigan, and they are rea...
"Pole Vault Penis," It's A Thing People
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Olympics just keeps cranking out great content (see what I did there!) and certainly the French pole vaulter who was done dirty by his own JUNK hi...
We Don't Talk Enough About The Octopus
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes the nimble-minded and curious PAUL CHARCHIAN to discuss a wide range of topics. Including the Hall of Fame Game; why athletes making zi...
Zoom-Ing Off The Cliff of Society
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Just like the "Trump Trains" didn't change a single vote in 2020, I am dubious that a bunch of yentas or guilt-stricken white men on a mas...
Puppet Shows For Dummies
30 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Now that we are into "Did You See That Catch!" season, NFL training camps are providing us in the yakking business some priceless (albeit insi...
The Price of NFL QB's Is Too Damn High!
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe sets up shop in Green Bay this week for Packers training camp and his 97.3 The Game morning show. Tua and Love got paid this weekend. So what do...
Necessary, But Truly Unimportant
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Whenever I try to explain how drawing conclusions from pre-season or training camp NFL coverage is a fool's errand, I get push back from the peopl...
Wouldn’t Have Been My First Choice, But . . .
23 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
LeBron James has been named as Team USA delegation Flag Bearer for next week's Olympics. Proving fame and popularity are a universal human appeal....
"That's a Wrap Joe, No Joke!"
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Even though people saw it coming like a plot construct of a formulaic 70's sitcom, the sudden ejection of ol' Joey B from the presidential rac...
This Cow is Not the Secret Service
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by the "nimble-minded" PAUL CHARCHIAN to discuss the increasing flow of total bullshit coming from our government after the at...
It's a Certified Anthem Disaster
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes back ANDY POLLIN to discuss the home run derby, "funsies" contests in sports. That time Czabe ALE'd the NBA All-Star game. ...
Honestly, I Ain't Gonna Miss HIm
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe flies solo again, as Andy Pollin has a dinner date or something. But don't worry. We got good shit, back on the sports beat again, people!1 ...
"Stick to Czabe..."
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
My thoughts on the assassination attempt on Donald Trump Saturday. Opinions about politics, civics, the media, woke culture, the deep state, governmen...
"I'm A Man! I Drink And Drive All the Time!"
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Maybe Mike Gundy should just stop talking. Unlimited NIL! Maybe we should bring the GM on the road? Rich CEO: "How come you're so busy?" I...
Middle of Damn Nowhere Podcast
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe breaks new podcast ground by somehow talking to PAUL CHARCHIAN while running around Wiconsin like a maniac from station event to station event! ...
The Trolls Come Out At Night!
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Solo PODCAST today . . .1 - Who Are These People?2 - Stick to Sports3 - New Captain, Who Dis?4 - Tik Tok Teacher Attack5 - Death By QR Code6 - Skinny,...
Summer Meltdown
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's too damn hot to even think about going outside! Unless you are a lunatic golfer, like myself! Should I build a pool? Would it have been rude ...
These Are the Days
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe gets the OG's back SCOTT LINN and STEVE SOLOMON to discuss the perfect "Thanksgiving" 4th of July - THURSDAY! Which led to random wi...
The Least Likely Musical Iglesias
02 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe goes SOLO today, and talks about Mets journeyman infielder Jose Iglesias who somehow launched a #1 on the Latin Charts hit while playing for the...
We've Got Daddy Issues
01 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN to discuss the "nepo-baby" charges being thrown around LeBron and his son being drafted by the Lakers. They also ta...
The Yeezy Cybertruck Is Bonkers
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The NBA Draft is now a 2-night affair, so, for every casual who already wasn't going to watch, you'll need to tell this to your buddies twice ...
Maybe Not Everybody Needs A Podcast, Amirite?
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe talks to his ex-CFL wideout friend HATCH about several athlete relationship stories in the news now. Like how Kelly Stafford admitted to dating ...
The Rats Have Come Home To Roost
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All hail the Florida Panthers, Stanley Cup Champs. A thrilling and grinding Game 7 has turned the franchise, once just known for plastic rats on the i...
Givin' It the Ol' "Hock Tua!"
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN to discuss the viral perils of modern internet society and how mortified he would be if his own daughter Samantha went ...
Say It Ain't So, Kid
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Willy Mays passes away right as MLB launched a 3-day tribute to the modern living legend. Czabe never saw Willy play, but is as blown away at the scop...
Lucky Charms, Not Needed
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Celtics win the NBA title as expected. Czabe rings CHRIS KNOCHE to talk about the "secret sauce" of this title team, and how the "Jays...
The New Katy Perry - With 30% More "Underboob!" menu
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes MARTY CONWAY to discuss the state of the PGA Tour - LIV merger/agreement. How private equity is flooding into college sports, but will ...
Bryson's Bunker Shot For The Ages!
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe recaps a thrilling US Open Sunday with ANDY POLLIN and talks about how it's hard not to feel bad for Rory McIlroy. Are there ANY athletes yo...
Sports On TV Remains The Undisputed Champ
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes Puck's JOHN OURAND to discuss the state of continually rising sports rights fees, and the haul the NBA is about to rake in despite ...
Couch Nap For The Motherf***ing Win!
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes back PAUL CHARCHIAN from his "bye week" to discuss whether naps are "good" for you, or a sign of poor diet and sleep. A...
Dan Hurley Swipes Left
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe goes solo. Here's the cut-list for today!1 - Dan Hurley Stays Put2 - Celts Take 2-0 Lead3 - Stars Who Aren't Stars4 - Get On The Party B...
"Nine Quid For Two Ice Creams!"
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe and ANDY POLLIN make it "Easy Like Sunday Morning" again to start your week. The Caitlyn Clark jealousy tour continues unabated. We disc...
Special Guest: Fred Minnick - "Ascot Awards" Upset Winner!
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe gets his "bourbon-nerd" on with internationally acclaimed taster and judge FRED MINNICK to talk about the state of "Lewis-ville"...
Say Hello to Tuca-Pete-Rose-apino Marcano!
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe runs hard with NOTORIOUS J.A.Y. on the newest member of the "I Bet On My Sports Like An Idiot and Am Now Banned For Life" club. Jay come...
The Bambino's Most Expensive Jersey
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes DARREN ROVELL of Cllct.com to discuss his new media venture on sports and entertainment collectibles. The ONE jersey he'd love to o...
The Real Hard Knocks
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN back to his usual Monday spot. And there's a lot cookin'!1 - Get That Bitch!2 - The Kyrie Finals3 - Caleb Is Ready ...
It's In the Game . . . Probably
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN as they discuss whether he jinxed the Timberwolves by being overconfident. I also reminded him that the sports pain ...
Liar Liar, "Ruined" Cop Pants On Fire!
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In an unfinished piece of business from last week, Czabe mops up the shocking video of the Scheffler arrest that basically shows NONE of what is claim...
Bill Walton Was The Forrest Gump of Basketball
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A weekend full of big NBA comebacks, a thrilling Indy 500, and a sobering suicide that rocks the PGA Tour. Bill Walton dead at 71, and the legend of h...
On the Brink of Hotness
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by NOTORIOUS J-A-Y for a wide variety of topics. Including the All-NBA Team announcements, and the fact this new TV deal will make Luc...
Roundball Rock Ready For It's Re-Boot
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our boy Mr. Fantasy Football has a fevah, and the only cure is more buh-buh-buy-basketball! PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me to discuss the T'Wolves amazin...
Scottie Scheffler Ain't Boring No More
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Basically the only way Scottie Scheffler can be stopped, is to literally arrest him for minor traffic violations. The strange saga of that rainy Frida...
The Tape Measure Never Lies
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So what if Bronny James is just 6-1 and not 6-4? His dad is LeBron! Am I right!? Well . . . we'll see. NOTORIOUS J-A-Y joins the show, and run thr...
NFL Schedule Release Sits on Edge of Absurdity
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I'm all for teasing things, but hey, come on NFL! The wait is finally over on Wednesday night. PAUL CHARCHIAN and I discuss why it's crucial t...
New Shirt, Who Dis?
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN to discuss how much hubbub a simple two feathers can create on a coaches shirt. But well, here we are people! Also discusse...
The Art of Compliance
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Digital Assets, With Minimal Dad-barassmentWhat's In A Number?Riding Free, Riding SoloHow Does Steven A Smith Feel? Who Cares!The NBA Has Become U...
Jay's Five Simple Rules for Being A Fan
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes NOTORIOUS J-A-Y and covers a wide range of topics. Starting with the Drake v. Kendrick Lamar beef, followed by Obi Toppin dunks, why Ja...
Fit To Be Dethroned
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
CHARCH's Timberwolves have the defending champs on the ropes. Can they finish? The long and wide swath of Minnesota Sports Misery. Replay: fixing ...
Whacked Ham Slamwich
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
LeBron James remains the GOAT - of killing coaches who didn't deserve it. Another Laker exit and another coach GONE under King James! ANDY POLLIN ...
"There's Something About J.J."
02 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe hosts a post-NFL-draft POWER LUNCH at the Palm with former Redskin and Viking CB FRED SMOOT with Czabe's golf buddy HATCH the Cincinnati Bea...
"Just Stop F***ing Fouling"
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN who had himself a big ol' week in the Twin Cities! Not only did the Vikings grab who they *think* will be a grea...
Package Deal Coming Soon To An NBA City
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Has LeBron James already decided he's out as a Laker after their playoff run has ended? Will it be a "draft my kid, and get me too!" type ...
The Falcons Do Kirk Dirty on Draft Night
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN to recap the annual spectacle that is the NFL Draft. Can you defend the Falcons over-drafting of Michael Penix Jr? Sean...
Reggie And His Heisman, Finally Reunited!
25 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Time to "get your story straight" on the NFL Draft. If only teams could know for sure, which QB's are gonna suck, and which ones will be g...
The Ant Man Cometh
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe hooks up with his boy PAUL CHARCHIAN to discuss...1 His Brother's New Video Game2 AI Coding3 Trade Down, It's Science4 Mic Drop Babies5 ...
Roger That Captain Over/Under
23 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe talks about the Rockies hitting coach Hensley Meulens "driving" the team plane and getting in hot water with the FAA. Mr. Charter Flight...
The Face of Immovable Incompetence
22 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You will encounter gross incompetence in life, young Jedi. It will stun you. It will infuriate. But, you must try to navigate around it. ANDY POLLIN j...
Adam Silver Claims His First Gambling Scalp
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So that didn't take long. We have our first NBA player suspended "for life" for betting against his own team, and also faking bogus injuri...
The Official "Great, Meh, Suck" on Draft QB's 2024
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe and PAUL CHARCHIAN talk about how knowing what QBs to draft remains such an incredible crapshoot. Czabe gets on record as to which ones will be ...
It Was Ladies Night, Oh What A Night!
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The WNBA had a monster turnout for Caitlyn Clark's induction to the W. But how about the head-turning from these ladies all glammed up on the "...
No Labor, For Scheffler or His Wife
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pre-tournament favorite Scottie Scheffler wins the Masters, with a hammer-close on the back nine on Sunday. ANDY POLLIN joins me, and wait til you hea...
Power Lunch Podcast "Scorigami"
11 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe tries a new combination of some of the most loved - and hated - guests in his rotation. CAROL MALONEY and NOTORIOUS J-A-Y. Carol talks about her...
We're Not Exactly The Smartest People Around
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The eclipse was cool - I guess - for 4 minutes. But man, some people's reactions and takes on the eclipse were just bonkers stupid. I welcome back...
The Storybook Ending Gets Stuffed In A Locker
08 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Normally, an undefeated juggernaut that had overcome losing 5 starters from a team that went to the Final Four and lost (to Iowa, no less!) coming bac...
Stephon Diggs His Way Out of Buffalo
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A shock trade on a Wednesday afternoon in the NFL, as the Bills were desperate to get out of the Stefon Diggs deal for just a 2nd rounder and a giant ...
Do You Smell, What the Vince-less WWE Is Cookin?
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcome back AL GALDI to the pod, to discuss WWE's white-hot run lately both in financials and storylines now that Vince McMahon is buried i...
Miss Shoot-A-Tron 4000 Gets Her Bayou Revenge
02 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe watched his ONE women's game per year last night. And he has questions about the greatest long range bomber the women's game has ever se...
Cue The DJ: NC State Is A Banger!
31 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is it the "greatest run" in NCAA Tournament history? Depends on how you classify "run"? Do you have to win it all? Or just make the Fi...
Notorious J-A-Y Gives Me The "Diddy 101"
28 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Spoiler alert: he's an idiot and Jay has no sympathy!Bridge CollapseProp Bet ShavingDraymond GreenDiddy 101Caleb's Flamboyant StyleLate Decemb...
Charch Is "Feeling Zion"
27 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe connects with Guillotine Leagues' PAUL CHARCHIAN on his great tour of the open sky west in his camper and bride Roxy. Fellow love of the TV ...
Mr. X and x2 Recap 1st Weekend of Tournament
26 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So.... how did we do after the first 2 rounds? Well, if you bet the favorites, you cleaned up! MR X and his son X2 join Czabe to recap the trends, and...
The Squareheaded Gunner Electrifies The Dance
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe goes 16 questions in 16 (-ish) minutes with CHRIS KNOCHE of the DC Coaches Basketball Podcast about the first four days of March Madness. Includ...
The ACC Has Become The Hotel California
21 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As Clemson tries to sue their way out of the ACC, the billable hours are going to start piling up in a hurry. We chat with former WFNZ colleague MARK ...
The Law Firm of "Mr. X & X2" Will See You Now
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe leans into his 2 biggest degenerate buddies the legend MR X and his son "X2" who is a roundball fanatic. They go through region by regio...
From A $5 Bet To Livin' The Life in Vegas!
19 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Former update man on "The First Team on Fox" from 2010-2013 TIM MURRAY now of VSIN in Vegas joins me to pepper you with NCAA Tournament "n...
Let The Madness Begin
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe and ANDY POLLIN take a first look at this year's bracket, plus discuss the unreal series of events this weekend in the conference championsh...
Ayo Bart! You Mind If I Rock That One-Five Bro?
14 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe goes solo today, and it's a banger! Nick Saban testifies about the money washing away the foundation of college sports. Czabe likens D1 athl...
A Bidding War For This Guy?
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The saltiest CHARCH ever, unloads on the Vikings signing Sam Darnold to a 1 year $10M deal to replace Kirko Chains. What is Pueblo, CO known for? The ...