CzabeCast
Episodes
"Kirko Chains" Scores Again!
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The value of being a proven, focused, no-bullshine hard worker at the hardest position in sports has paid off again for Kirk Cousins. Czabe welcomes b...
Daylight Savings Time Explained For Morons
11 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is 100% on "Team Change The Clocks" every spring and fall. HE gets it. So why don't so many others? ANDY POLLIN joins to discuss the...
Even The Nicktator Said: "Enough of This Bullsh**"
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The portal and NIL money has claimed another. Even though he said it wasn't the *only* reason he retired while still on top, Nick Saban points the...
The Power of Being A Boring Nerd
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Why will Kirk Cousins be the #1 "getable" QB1 this month? Because he's a boring nerd. And that calms the nerves of teams ready to. write a...
Down And Out in Denver
05 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Russell Wilson trade and contract will go down as easily the worst in modern NFL history. CZABE goes solo today from the car on vacation, but he h...
Williams Wow's 'Em From the Podium
04 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Just imagine the media orgasm if he actually ran the 40, threw some spirals, and took a physical! ANDY POLLIN joins me as I eviscerate how dumb the NF...
Paul Lukas - Uni-Watch.com on MLB Jerseys
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe starts sizing up what the QB gurus think of Caleb Williams. PAUL LUKAS of Uni-Watch.com joins to discuss the MLB cheap uni debacle. Kyle's o...
I'll Have A Whiskey, And Keep 'Em Comin!
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes CHARCH back from his 16th annual "Whiskey Weekend" with buddies. Turns out "Jefferson's Ocean" might not be just a ...
Monica's Fifty and Nifty!
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe goes SOLO today! But there's a ton to discuss.Jay Bilas claims CBB is not "ruined" but what would he know? Recruiting was easy, find...
Storm Damage
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is back from Mexico - and ALIVE! He's joined by ANDY POLLIN to discuss the latest court storming controversy and what can be done about it. ...
Sports Radio Abhors The Notion of "Luck"
15 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Chiefs hold their celebration parade. It featured the usual drunken revelry by players, but ended in tragedy with a mass shooting. MR X joins Czab...
Is The NFL Doing The Post-Game Celebration All Wrong?
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Perhaps. A suggestion or two from another sport on how to improve the NFL's immediate confetti aftermath of the Superbowl's ending. Czabe welc...
NFL Fans Are Whores To The Shield
13 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Despite the smallest stadium in the modern era (61,000) and highest average ticket price ($8,500) Las Vegas staked it's claim as a permanent spot ...
The Chiefs Repeat The Hardman Way
12 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's over! Kansas City is back on top of the mountain, this time with Taylor Swift along for the ride! An overtime thriller in Vegas that has left...
"Dude, Where's My Tower?"
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
00:00 Introduction00:36 New App/Streaming Service Collaboration02:03 The Fragmentation of Television Sports03:00 The Evolution of College Sports on TV...
"Raise Up Your Glasses Against Evil Forces....."
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN today. It's a banger episode, for sure!Our Sponsors:* Check out Aura Frames and use my code CZABE for a great de...
Did She Think Google Was Closed Today?
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sheryl Swoopes with an All-Time woman-on-woman flagrant foul. Why the Caitlin Clark hate from a fellow female baller? The NFL moves into a 5-nights an...
Piggledy-Runaround-Grabbyass.... Not "Football"
05 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe covers various topics including the decline of the Pro Bowl, the improvement in women's college basketball, the NBA's quality of play, t...
Where Are the Non-Athlete Sports Talk Hosts?
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes NOTORIOUS J-A-Y and they discuss why there's such a scarcity of black sports radio hosts who did NOT play pro sports before steppin...
Should Lions Fear A Coup, As "Kings of The North?"
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN from Guillotine Leagues.com to get his take on CCG weekend. We chew on a question to Detroit radio station: "Did th...
These Six Nacho Chips Cost $26
30 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes GIL ALEXANDER of VSiN to talk about the state of Vegas, how bad the price gouging will be the week of the SuperBowl, his thoughts on th...
The Big One, That Got Away
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Superbowl is set! Niners-Chiefs rematch from the last Superbowl before the world went batshit crazy and has never recovered. The Lions pull an epi...
Even Rich Beautiful "Influencers" Need to "Face" Their Fears
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
CZABE goes SOLO today, again from the closet! The audio quality is sublime, and the topic material compelling and impeccably delivered. Czabe talks ab...
NBA Job Security Is A Myth
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Boy, I've always heard the NBA was a "player's league" but the Bucks whacking first year head coach Adrian Griffin after just 43 games...
"Sir, You Are Making A Scene"
23 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sunday's NFL double-header delivered as we knew it would. But the Kelce Show in Buffalo provided extra sizzle. Czabe talks to GLENN YOUNES of the ...
The Packers "El Guapo" Does It, Again
22 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The most entertaining game of the 2024 Playoffs, was another gut-punch heartbreaker to Packers fans. ANDY POLLIN joins me to discuss what it feels lik...
Tomlin Today, Tomlin Tomorrow, Tomlin Forever
18 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by NOTORIOUS J-A-Y and two "Special Guest" Steeler fanboys to put a roundhouse beatin' on ol' Mr. "The Standard in...
Hurts Like Hell
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Eagles death spiral came to end in Tampa Monday, and only some idiots (me) didn't see it coming. Czabe today talks to PAUL CHARCHIAN and "...
Cheeseheads Do Dallas Dirty
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Oops, it's happened again. A massive Cowboys face-plant in the post-season. Czabe welcomes buddy HATCH the Cowboy fan to diagnose what went wrong....
The NFL Does "The Buffalo Shuffle"
15 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Winter is running roughshod over the NFL as the playoffs begin. Czabe talks about why there's no other option for the league, than to entice fans ...
Black Monday, Turns Into Stunner Wednesday
11 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Don't take a nap this week in football, because something shocking might happen before you wake up. In my case, two Hall of Fame Coaches in Pete C...
"Dude, Where's My Rear Aft Emergency Door?"
10 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe delivers another MEATY episode, with both BRYANT HATCHER the former Bearcat WR to talk about Michigan winning the CFP, plus a bonus interview wi...
Da Bears, Still.... Suck
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was. Rough Monday for Bears fans, after the Packers did 'em dirty again. And worse yet, the Bears are facing ...
McAfee Fires On ESPN Management
08 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
For those fans of the "pro-GRUM" that had thought maybe Pat McAfee had lost his edge, well he found it and then some on Friday! ANDY POLLIN jo...
The Queen City's King Asshole
04 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes MARK YARBRO afternoon drive host on ESPN 730 in Charlotte, NC to discuss the "Nine Circles of David Tepper Hell" that Panther f...
"A Glorious Mess"
03 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
College football delivered two cracker jack games on Monday afternoon and evening. Czabe welcomes AARON TORRES of Fox Sports Radio to the pod, to disc...
The Minnesota "Dream Weekend" Stood and Delivered!
02 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe spends ample time on a sleepy, hungover Monday morning chatting with his good buddy and radio colleague Paul Charchian about the monster weekend...
The Coin Flip Ain't Rocket Science
28 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by CHARCH from Brother In Law Todd's basement to discuss the latest NFL developments including the sudden suspension of Jaire Alex...
Sanders Stuff The Dolphins Stockings!
27 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How does a 5-banger do ya, on Christmas Eve? The Dolphins dagger the Cowboys in the game of the week. Two lasting images from the game that stick out ...
"Man, That Looks Dangerous!"
21 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcome NOTORIOUS J-A-Y back at 100% to discuss the NFL, George Pickens making "business decisions" on the field, does Draymond really n...
Burned By The Backup In Rainy Seattle
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A possible MNF snoozer turned into a ripper, as Drew Lock had his moment after languishing on the bench for almost 2 seasons in Seattle. PAUL CHARCHIA...
No We're Not Doing A "Black vs. White" NFL Game
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What is wrong with some people. Rashard Mendenhall decided to put on his stupid Monday and go viral. I chat with my guy BRYANT HATCHER about why his i...
You Hire Them, Just So One Day You Can Fire 'Em!
18 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's coach season in the NFL, and right now more than.a few guys are more scared than a prized 8-point buck at the start of whitetail rifle season...
The Red Tide Flows Out To Virginia
14 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In a bold move, Caps and Wizards owner Ted Leonis has struck a deal to take both pro teams across the river to Virginia. Why this is a big deal to tho...
Move Over Jay Cutler, Meet Tommy Cutlets!
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A mythical Jersey star is born, as Tommy Devito slays the Green Bay Packers on MNF. Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN to discuss the wild Monday night...
Kadarius Toney's Big Toe Brings Out The Babies
12 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Such a perfect sports radio topic, and ANDY POLLIN is here to cut through the BS. Line up correct, you ding dong! Andy also talks the massive Ohtani c...
Everybody Has Their Price
11 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A remarkable 48 hour span in sports to start the weekend, first with Jon Rahm eating his words and joining the LIV Tour for a reported 400-600M! Then ...
Hey You Kids! Stopping Hitting The Ball So Far!
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In the ultimate "Get Off My Lawn" bureaucratic move, the governing bodies of the game of golf have decided to "do something" about dis...
Meta Quest 3 Has Made Me A Believer in AR
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
And by that, I don't mean "Aaron Rodgers"... I mean "Augmented Reality." WOW. Rarely can I say that I feel like a piece of tech is...
Director of Security, My Ass!
05 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe goes SOLO today, and runs down his "32 Things He Thinks He Thinks" (h/t Peter King!) about the NFL after Week 13's Sunday Slate. If ...
The CFP Era Ends In A Gordian Knot
04 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I hope everybody enjoyed the bickering, because next year with 12 teams (and someday with 16 or 20!) we won't have this much "fun". Florid...
Notorious J-A-Y Is Back, Baby!
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
And on the road to recovery. Hear about his scary "out of body" hard drive reboot. Why he "hates" college basketball now. Thoughts on ...
Buyer's Remorse in Carolina
29 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
David Tepper is worth $20B but hasn't the slightest idea how to run a good football team. Today, Czabe and CHARCH break down this moron's pres...
Tony Romo Is Falling Apart
28 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's unfair to nit-pick every aspect of an NFL broadcaster or analysts 3 hour run on the mic ever single week, but it's become apparent that T...
The Thumb Is On The Scale For Philly
27 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I mean, I hate to say it, but I'll say it. The Eagles are damn good. But the league clearly wants them BACK against KC. And they'll likely get...
"Please Don't Throw Me The Ball Again"
22 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Poor MVS. Once a ball dropper, always a ball dropper. Happens to the best of them - occassionally - but in his case, it's the YIPS. My guy BRYANT ...
The Greatest Media Cinderella Story Ever Told
21 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What a world when a humble comment section antagonist can ascend to the realm of Katy Perry, Luke Bryan, LeBron James and others as the chosen "ce...
That Big Binoc Energy, Yo!
20 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN for the Monday recap. He has knives out for Charissa Thompson, but not so much Ron Rivera. Czabe describes his newfound lov...
Rules Are Rules, Even The Stupidest of Them
16 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe goes solo today. And he'll explain the "why" behind the NCAA's firm stance on JMU's bowl ban. Also, the pitch clock is getti...
John Madden Must Be Rolling In His Grave
15 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN to discuss why NFL coaches and QB's must absolutely hate the public availability of the "All-22" film now. T...
Herbie The Love Dog
14 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes RONIS and HATCH to the van to discuss Kirk Herbstreit's adorable golden retriever, the first ever double-firing of coaches in colle...
Michigan Football Approaching "Peak Victimhood"
13 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is here to collect his "told ya so" from ANDY POLLIN about Jim Harbaugh getting suspended. But what is Michigan's play here? Also th...
The "Big Ginger" Won't Be Betting Verstappen at -325!
08 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes back TIM MURRAY from VSiN to talk college football, the F1 race that has taken over the strip, Jim Harbaugh's escape plan, the comi...
The Dobbs Phenomenon
08 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes CHARCH to discuss a wide range of topics, starting with "sports betrayal" in the wake of Craig Counsell going to the rival Cubs...
Hoosier Guard Joe Hillman Remembers Coach Knight
07 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
He was on the court for the 1987 Championship winning shot by Keith Smart, and he handled the worst ass-chewing Knight could dish out, and he would do...
There's No Crying In Football
06 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Caleb Williams - The Profane Fingernail Kid - poured his heart out in a loss to Washington, and then started sob-heaving in his momma's arms. SAWF...
Robert Montgomery Knight: Legend 1940-2023
02 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Some old Big 10 refs are about to get it now that Bobby Knight has passed. There will never be another one like him. He was his own worst enemy at tim...
The Kirk Cope is Going Down Hard
01 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Just when he was on an MVP track and about to vindicate PAUL CHARCHIAN'S lonely fight on "Cousins Island" disaster strikes. He's now &...
"Aarrgh. We're On To Cincinnati, By Pirate Ship!"
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Member that time Bill Belichick -aka "Coach Mumbles" - actually had some FUN with his then girlfriend and Randy Moss at a Halloween party? I d...
Fire This Moron!
30 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How many colossal screw ups, clueless snafus, and general cluelessness must Commanders players and fans endure? Goodbye, you earned it, Ron. ANDY POLL...
"Crap Seven, Clear The Line"
26 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Phillies lose a stunner in Game 7 to the heavy underdog D'Backs. Do graphics matter? Fake loser leave town match. Bud Light throws marketing H...
"If They Die.... They Die"
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe channels his inner Ivan Drago when it comes to a possible "Banana Extinction Event." Ron Rivera: Chief Delusionist. Jackson Mahomes. PA...
There's No Dipstick For Pitchers Arm Strength
24 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe goes SOLO today, and talks about the new "analytics" based way managers run a game. Some funky calls in the NFL this week. Gay ref? Non-...
He Ain't Havin' This Shit Anymore
23 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Except, he took the money, and has the ability to do something about it. So maybe Jon Allen needs more than vulgar soundbites. ANDY POLLIN joins me to...
Are Mancaves Over-Rated?
19 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe enjoys a POWER LUNCH at the Palm, in Tyson's Corner, VA with STEVE BUCKHANTZ and CHRIS KNOCHE. The men discuss such items as.... JMU's r...
The Joke's On Me: Roger's Staying!
18 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The luckiest sperm in the luckiest universe, has once again proved being smart is over-rated. Be lucky instead. PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me to discuss wha...
The Psychological Brilliance of Car Advertising
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe decides to take a deeper dive on the Derek Jeter "Drove All Night" commercial, and all that it entails. Special guest automotive consult...
"Um Sorry, Was There A Question In There?"
16 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN as they recap the weekend in college and pro football. No more unbeatens in the NFL, as the league continues to insult ...
The Greatest Dive Bar In America
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Meet "Irv." He bought a house... with a liquor license. See you in the basement! NOTORIOUS J-A-Y tells us about a visit to a legendary waterin...
The "Rinse Nazi's" Have Been Utterly Defeated!
11 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN of GuillotineLeagues.com to discuss how clueless he is about household appliances, but to also cite the definitive w...
Flushed Down the Black Hole
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
CZABE rides solo today, and YES the Packer/Raider game MADE this edition of the pod! Hooray! Also... thoughts on the Niners destruction of the Cowboys...
Is It Pink Slip Time, For The Hoodie?
09 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN and they discuss the shocking fall of Belichick in New England, the constant disappointment of Ron Rivera, whether or n...
Four Weeks In, It's "Tiers Time" in NFL
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe has seen enough to of the NFL season to post the first "Tiers of a Clown" NFL categories of teams. Often imitated, never duplicated, buc...
The World Wide Leader In Everything, But Baseball
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
ESPN has all but abandoned any attempt to talk baseball during daytime programming. And guess what, I can't blame them. PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me, a...
Evil, Wrapped In A Pretty Face
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Trevor Bauer has reached the summit of his total exoneration. Now, who in the media will admit they were wrong? Spoiler: very few. It was Xander Schau...
Commanders Go For The "Moral Victory"
02 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN to break down Week 4 in the league. And let's stop calling Ron Rivera "Riverboat" after a particularly scur...
Dame Time Will Now Run On Central Standard
28 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The NBA is rocked by a blockbuster trade. Did the Bucks pull a "Mr. Chao" on Miami. Jimmy Buckets is Jimmy Bitter! NOTORIOUS J-A-Y joins me to...
Is It Time For "Load Management" in the NFL?
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN of GuillotineLeagues.com to discuss the latest Vikings debacle, his own tale of concert going woe. Also, should NFL ...
There Is No "Bad" Strategy.... IF It Works!
26 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe goes solo on a Tuesday, and digs deeper into the idiotic coaching moves from Sunday. Also, TV sports personalities are saying dumber and dumber ...
Loving Him Is Red
25 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Week 3 in the NFL delivered another afternoon of W-O-W including Taylor Swift emphatically confirming rumors that her and Travis Kelce are more than j...
Here For One Reason: "To Fuck Us!"
21 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by NOTORIOUS J-A-Y to discuss.... unreasonable Czabe producer demands, the Steelers have become Iowa, Justin Fields blaming coaches, D...
Football Is Violent, In Case You Were Wondering
20 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There is NO "safe" way to play the game. Period. But, the ninnies won't stop trying. Poor Nick Chubb. PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me to discuss t...
A Shekel For Andy's Thoughts
19 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Commander fever is sweeping the DMV. And no, I am not coming back. But I'm happy for everyone! ANDY POLLIN joins me to discuss, plus why pro sport...
The Inexplicable Suckitude of Joe Burrow
18 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Perhaps the Bengals went into this season in "just roll out the ball" mode? Or does it run deeper? Week 2 recap, as El Baldo takes you on a de...
"Who Makes Steve Guttenberg A Star? We Do!"
14 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by NOTORIOUS J-A-Y to discuss the NBA's new "anti-load management" rules designed for the networks. It reminded Czabe of t...
What The Hell Has Happened to Josh Allen?
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN of Guillotine Leagues, to discuss the trade possibilities facing the Jets at QB. The sudden despair after just 1 los...
The Jets Circle A New Level of NFL Hell
12 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Aaron Rodgers era lasted all of 4 plays in New York, and it confirms to the world that in some lifetime, the New York Jets did the football gods w...
Smash Hit Opening Night For Josh Harris Group!
11 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe gives the Commanders center stage, after the nearly perfect debut of the Josh Harris ownership group in Washington. He could have merely sat bac...
"Hey Buddy, Move That Island.....!"
07 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I was *today* years old when I heard about the floating "island" at Lake Chippewa in Wisconsin. NOTORIOUS J-A-Y joins me and we discuss "r...
Peyton Manning Simply Doesn't Miss
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Manningcast is allegedly adding a 3rd host to Peyton and Eli. How did this "alt" broadcast become such a valuable piece of media property?...