CzabeCast
Episodes
The Joke's On Me: Roger's Staying!
18 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The luckiest sperm in the luckiest universe, has once again proved being smart is over-rated. Be lucky instead. PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me to discuss wha...
The Psychological Brilliance of Car Advertising
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe decides to take a deeper dive on the Derek Jeter "Drove All Night" commercial, and all that it entails. Special guest automotive consult...
"Um Sorry, Was There A Question In There?"
16 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN as they recap the weekend in college and pro football. No more unbeatens in the NFL, as the league continues to insult ...
The Greatest Dive Bar In America
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Meet "Irv." He bought a house... with a liquor license. See you in the basement! NOTORIOUS J-A-Y tells us about a visit to a legendary waterin...
The "Rinse Nazi's" Have Been Utterly Defeated!
11 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN of GuillotineLeagues.com to discuss how clueless he is about household appliances, but to also cite the definitive w...
Flushed Down the Black Hole
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
CZABE rides solo today, and YES the Packer/Raider game MADE this edition of the pod! Hooray! Also... thoughts on the Niners destruction of the Cowboys...
Is It Pink Slip Time, For The Hoodie?
09 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN and they discuss the shocking fall of Belichick in New England, the constant disappointment of Ron Rivera, whether or n...
Four Weeks In, It's "Tiers Time" in NFL
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe has seen enough to of the NFL season to post the first "Tiers of a Clown" NFL categories of teams. Often imitated, never duplicated, buc...
The World Wide Leader In Everything, But Baseball
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
ESPN has all but abandoned any attempt to talk baseball during daytime programming. And guess what, I can't blame them. PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me, a...
Evil, Wrapped In A Pretty Face
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Trevor Bauer has reached the summit of his total exoneration. Now, who in the media will admit they were wrong? Spoiler: very few. It was Xander Schau...
Commanders Go For The "Moral Victory"
02 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN to break down Week 4 in the league. And let's stop calling Ron Rivera "Riverboat" after a particularly scur...
Dame Time Will Now Run On Central Standard
28 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The NBA is rocked by a blockbuster trade. Did the Bucks pull a "Mr. Chao" on Miami. Jimmy Buckets is Jimmy Bitter! NOTORIOUS J-A-Y joins me to...
Is It Time For "Load Management" in the NFL?
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN of GuillotineLeagues.com to discuss the latest Vikings debacle, his own tale of concert going woe. Also, should NFL ...
There Is No "Bad" Strategy.... IF It Works!
26 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe goes solo on a Tuesday, and digs deeper into the idiotic coaching moves from Sunday. Also, TV sports personalities are saying dumber and dumber ...
Loving Him Is Red
25 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Week 3 in the NFL delivered another afternoon of W-O-W including Taylor Swift emphatically confirming rumors that her and Travis Kelce are more than j...
Here For One Reason: "To Fuck Us!"
21 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by NOTORIOUS J-A-Y to discuss.... unreasonable Czabe producer demands, the Steelers have become Iowa, Justin Fields blaming coaches, D...
Football Is Violent, In Case You Were Wondering
20 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There is NO "safe" way to play the game. Period. But, the ninnies won't stop trying. Poor Nick Chubb. PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me to discuss t...
A Shekel For Andy's Thoughts
19 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Commander fever is sweeping the DMV. And no, I am not coming back. But I'm happy for everyone! ANDY POLLIN joins me to discuss, plus why pro sport...
The Inexplicable Suckitude of Joe Burrow
18 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Perhaps the Bengals went into this season in "just roll out the ball" mode? Or does it run deeper? Week 2 recap, as El Baldo takes you on a de...
"Who Makes Steve Guttenberg A Star? We Do!"
14 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by NOTORIOUS J-A-Y to discuss the NBA's new "anti-load management" rules designed for the networks. It reminded Czabe of t...
What The Hell Has Happened to Josh Allen?
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN of Guillotine Leagues, to discuss the trade possibilities facing the Jets at QB. The sudden despair after just 1 los...
The Jets Circle A New Level of NFL Hell
12 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Aaron Rodgers era lasted all of 4 plays in New York, and it confirms to the world that in some lifetime, the New York Jets did the football gods w...
Smash Hit Opening Night For Josh Harris Group!
11 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe gives the Commanders center stage, after the nearly perfect debut of the Josh Harris ownership group in Washington. He could have merely sat bac...
"Hey Buddy, Move That Island.....!"
07 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I was *today* years old when I heard about the floating "island" at Lake Chippewa in Wisconsin. NOTORIOUS J-A-Y joins me and we discuss "r...
Peyton Manning Simply Doesn't Miss
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Manningcast is allegedly adding a 3rd host to Peyton and Eli. How did this "alt" broadcast become such a valuable piece of media property?...
Deion Delivers the Louis Vuitton Luggage
05 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Never working Labor Day again. Burning Man mud bog. My Crazy Uncle. Memorial Day, Independence Day, Labor Day. "We're On the Crab!" Deion ...
"Which QB Looks Better, One... or.. Two..."
31 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes NOTORIOUS J-A-Y to the pod where he runs JayCo through the QB "eye-test" in a "which one would you rather have" exercis...
Of Course, Charch Is As Much of A Nerd About Pinball, Too
30 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN of GuillotineLeagues.com and he discussed the sub-optimal NFL decision making on the QB position, in addition to the...
"Conference Re-alignment? More Like A Refugee Crisis"
29 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by Georgetown University professor MARTY CONWAY to talk about how the dominos are falling in college sports. Networks need eyeballs. B...
"Was It Something I Said...."?
28 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lord have mercy, Czabe has jinxed ol' Bob Barker into the grave. ANDY POLLIN joins on his usual Monday to discuss the worst possible timing ever f...
"I'm Third String Behind, Who Again...?"
24 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by NOTORIOUS J-A-Y as they discuss the unfolding disaster in San Fran with Sam Darnold and Trey Lance. Also, Jay weighs in on "dog...
The *Only* Three Reasons In Life to Do Anything
23 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe goes solo today, and explains why he decided against doing the "listener league" in Guillotine this year. The Orioles want a doggie. #To...
Andy or Cal Ripken? Which streak is more impressive
22 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After 38 years ... "Good Enough Andy" finally takes a sick dayOur Sponsors:* Check out Aura Frames and use my code CZABE for a great deal: htt...
The NFL's Annual August of Funhouse Mirrors
21 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN of Guillotine Leagues.com on a Monday, to discuss the NFL weekend and why NONE of the shit you are seeing is of any ...
Is Phil Mickelson The Biggest Gambling "Whale" Ever Caught?
17 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by Mr. X to talk about the Billy Walters book excerpt, why X is not ready for "Robo Ump 2000" behind the plate, match fixing i...
Will ESPN's Deal With Penn Be A "Bad Beat?"
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN to discuss what has the little four-letter cable network in the Connecticut woods become, and will their massive purcha...
"Nearly Impossible Creative Musical Perfection"
15 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe goes "deep diving" with NOTORIOUS J-A-Y on a Led Zeppelin Mash-Up with Ann and Nancy Wilson of Heart at the Kennedy Center of one of the...
Let The NFL's "Marble Race" for New QB's Begin!
14 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe goes it alone today, but he's got PLENTY to say about the NFL's 1st week of pre-season football, why predicting QB success is pure folly...
Coach Meany McMean Face
10 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN to talk about the possible early uprising in Washington with new OC Eric Bienemy and Ron Rivera. Also, Albert Hayneswor...
A Real Kick In the Grass
09 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Polarizing soccer star Megan Rapinoe was the central figure in one of the biggest sporting flops in recent memory. Fallout from the US Women's tea...
The Ultimate Sucker Bet
03 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
NOTORIOUS J-A-Y. No hitters. Mike Fiers is a RAT. Oriole resurgence. The "submarine" theory. Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader reality show. Carli Ll...
Charch Visits NerdCon 2023, Mock Him If You Like
02 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
MLB trade deadline, as Mets dismantle their expensive flop of a team. Tiger takes a desk job. CHARCH reports from GenCon in Indy. Board games are stil...
Jonathan Taylor About to Get "PUP-ie" Trained in Indy
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When NFL Owners play hardball, they don't f-around. Czabe is joined by Glenn "G-Unit" Younes, head of the Ed Reed Foundation, to talk abou...
Easy Like Andy Morning....
31 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe chats with former radio partner ANDY POLLIN while they BOTH look out over lakes (Andy in Vermont) about Don Geronimo getting fired for sexist co...
Saquon Needs To Find His "Inner Asshole"
27 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN and talks about what a disastrous cave job Saquon Barkley committed in NY. The boys also talk about why he movie Cad...
Nothing In Life Is A Guarantee
26 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A sobering reminder that life is precious, short, and not a guarantee. Bronny James survives a life scare, but his basketball career has been thrown i...
My Burning Question from "The Pine Tar Incident"
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe goes solo today. What would have happened if no umpires had stood in the way of a rampaging George Brett back in 1983? Aaron Rodgers gets iced o...
Open... and Slammed, Shut!
24 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Brian Harman was rock steady and didn't melt in a pouring Liverpool rain on Sunday. JOHN RONIS of the Capital Golf Gang joins me to discuss why th...
There's No Limit To The Bad Ideas
20 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes NOTORIOUS J-A-Y and discusses some of the most absurd things they've seen in radio over the years. Also, Saquon's "F-You...
Participation Ring
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe welcomes KEVIN SHEEHAN to the show, to talk "New Owner, Who Dis?" in DC. Is it too late this year to clean house? What happened to NFL r...
NFL 2022 - "Yup, That Shit Really Happened!"
18 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN to discuss how the Netflix doc is bending some minds in Minneapolis on Kirk Cousins. Also, how to get a sick video g...
Sorry Brah, You Ain't On My List
17 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN who admits to a new streaming TV "hardship" in his quest to watch the Netflix documentary "Quarterback."...
Let's Get Bananas!
13 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The long lost MR. X joins me to catch up on life, baseball, gambling and more. His thoughts on the home run derby, All-Star Game, new rules in basebal...
Like Father, Like Son
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vlad Guerrero Jr. joined his ol' man as HR Derby Champ on Monday night. NOTORIOUS J-A-Y has thoughts on the Mid-Summer Classic, along with an incr...
Mahomes' Dream Home Has A Pool, And A Pond.....
11 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
... either one would be nice. Pool, or pond. PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me to discuss: Netflix Quarterback. Packers cheap offense. NFL nepotism. Jury Duty. ...
The Last Standing Exhibition Sports Dinosaur
10 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Behold the enduring miracle of the MLB All-Star Game. So much has changed over the years, but somehow this thing still looks, smells, and tastes... li...
Czabe & Jay: "The Funk Draft"
06 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you hate awesome music from the 1970's, then just skip this episode entirely. NOTORIOUS J-A-Y joins Czabe to recreate the very popular "Yac...
The One Thing I Can't Return
05 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe waxes nostalgic about former 4th of July blowouts at the Monogamous Compound, as he celebrates with just his wife, one daughter, and mom and dad...
Bristol Bloodbath
03 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN to talk about the massive wave of star-caliber layoffs at the World Wide Leader in Sports, ESPN. What does it mean, and...
The NCAA Tries to Slam the Brakes on NIL Train
29 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
And good luck with that! G'Town sports business and marketing professor MARTY CONWAY joins me to assess the landscape of the new Wild West in coll...
Who's Shroomin' Who?
28 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Aaron Rodgers touts psych meds for everybody! Golf is *hot*! Seacrest finally gets a break. Vanna White lawyers up. RedZone to DirecTV. "Free inte...
He'd Say No To T-Swizzle, At Any Price
27 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by NOTORIOUS J-A-Y who makes a number of dubious claims right out of the gate. Including how he'd turn down free "use-em or lo...
One-Hundred-Eighty Holes in Scotland Later....
26 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is back from his bonkers golf marathon with the boys in St. Andrews and elsewhere. Recap of the golf, ANDY POLLIN on what happened stateside in ...
"The Trippiest Places on Earth"
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN to discuss why places like Easter Island gives him the spookies. Also, Dalvin Cook to the scrap heap, and the Viking...
06/14/23 - Czabe, Scott and Solly - Original Formula! S1 E22
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe offers up the Friday "good stuff" to the masses! (Hey, subscribe for just $5/month, or $4.20 when you sign up for one year!). We walk NB...
Yeah We Get It, Nickelback Sucks
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bob Costas blasts aggregators - Nickelback banger? - Who da fook is Bruce Brown? - NOTORIOUS J-A-Y - ESPN is dead - HR off Warehouse? - Jokic: Goat or...
Rest In Hell, Fake "Weird Al" Yankovic
12 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Unabomber is finally dead. Did you ever read his manifesto? ANDY POLLIN joins to discuss the limits of yardwork, SAS's wildly inaccurate take ...
This Is Not An Alien
08 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Fishin' For Golf - Zion's Baby Mama Drama - Adopt An Illegal - Jay Monahan Flunks PR School - Mike Breen Goat of Under-Rated PXP - Messi Stare...
PGA Tour/LIV Merger? Is This A Joke?
07 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Stunning news in the world of golf, and big time international sports business. Czabe breaks it all down (at least what's known at the moment) wit...
"Now That's A Huge Waste of Money!"
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bloody Horns 2023 Still Open! - $1.25 for an 8-Ounce Diet Coke? - #TeamRoku or #TeamFirestick? - What's the Big Whoop? - AL GALDI - Heat Draw Bloo...
"Thank God, It Was Just A Meteor, Honey!"
05 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe talks with ANDY POLLIN about the weird sonic boom that rocked the DMV on Sunday. Also, Czabe riffs about things wildly over-priced, and under-pr...
Maura Tierney Is Alive, And Thriving!
01 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lord have mercy, but my favorite gal from E.R. has been in the recent TV series "The Affair" and why oh why did it take NOTORIOUS J-A-Y to tel...
My Dogs Are Killing Me!
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN who professes that having 2 rescue dogs ain't all sunshine and rainbows. The Raiders unthinkably bad drafting un...
Celtics, Melted......
30 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The NBA Finals and NHL Final (no "s") are set! Imagine going from South Beach to Vegas and back for 7 straight games? Sign me up! ANDY POLLIN ...
The Elevator Snub That Hasn't Gone Away
25 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Notorious J-A-Y joins me to talk about his beloved Orioles, "confederate money" his enduring disdain for ESPN's Mike Greenberg, thoughts o...
The Breathless NFL Reporting of Popcorn Farts In The Wind
24 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When there's nothing else going on in the NFL, and the actual games are still a painful 3.5 months away, what else can you do besides report studi...
Joke's On You, Lakers!
23 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Nuggets just bumrushed LeBron and Company out of the Western Finals. Can anybody stop them? It looks like it's up to the Heat. How Jokic is br...
Power Lunch: Julie Donaldson & Carol Maloney
18 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe shares the "tea" with two longtime sports TV vets, as Julie Donaldson discusses the new era dawning with the Commanders, plus the NBA pl...
You Can't Hide Your Lyin' Eyes
17 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Aaron Judge gets caught sneakin' a peak in Toronto. But was he cheatin? Czabe flies SOLO, and has some thoughts on Bryson's diet, that scumbag...
You Will Pay The Peacock!
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by sports business and marketing professor Marty Conway to discuss why changing the Commanders name right away is actually a terrible ...
A Two-Pack of Losers
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Embid and Harden go out like bitches after blowing 3-1 series lead. If you want the opposite of "clutch" these guys are it. Czabe talks to AND...
Power Lunch: The Beltway Boys Tell No Lies
11 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined at the Palm in Tysons Corner, VA for a "Power Lunch" (h/t Erik Larsen) where a WIDE range of topics are covered. From TNT'...
Billionaire Baby Tries to Take His Ball And Go Home
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by Notorious J-A-Y to discuss several career ending slip-ups on live TV and radio. Man people are sometimes total idiots. McAfee to ES...
Live From Western Nebraska, It's Charch Roxy & The Dogs!
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe connects with GUILLOTINE LEAGUES PAUL CHARCHIAN as he sets out upon the great American landscape in his new Toyota Tundra and camper for the fir...
It Ain't About The Haircut, Cam!
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lamar Jackson signs his monster new deal, and well look at that, they didn't worry about his glorious explosion of locks now did they, Cameron Jer...
"I'm With Stupid"
04 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
NOTORIOUS J-A-YJackson Mahomes. Out on Deion. NBA playoffs. "Lizzo Sized Lunch." Joey Porter, Jr. Every athlete is soft and overpaid. Jerry Sp...
It's "Well And Wonder" In Carol's World!
03 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe pays a visit to former NBC4 Sports Director Carol Maloney's new yoga and wellness studio to talk about the decline of RSN's, how current...
In Favor Of "One... And Done!"
02 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN to discuss the tension between wanting the BEST teams to make it far in playoffs, vs. the appeal of "upsets."...
That Time The Bucs Completely Whiffed The 1/1 Pick
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The NFL Draft 2023 is in the books. ANDY POLLIN joins me to discuss. Things you'll never see in the newer, smarter NFL. 5th year options. My mom c...
The Fred Smoot Guide To the 2023 NFL Draft
27 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Nobody loves the draft quite like the former #27, Fred Smoot. He unveils a "Married QB Superbowl" theory, along with a "Beware the 2nd Qua...
Ready For Takeoff!
26 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Aaron Rodgers deal finally gets done. The Jets have "one shot" at greatness, says Czabe. He is joined by KEVIN SHEEHAN of the Team 980 to disc...
Mr. Charchian Goes To the Statehouse
25 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe talks legal sports gambling and legislators with GuillotineLeague's PAUL CHARCHIAN who is part of a lobbying group on his industry's beh...
Czabe's Simple Guide to Drafting Well In The NFL
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Let me walk you through 10 things that will ensure you NAIL IT on the annual collegiate choose-em-up. ANDY POLLIN joins me. The NBA Playoffs are heati...
"You Got The Money?"
20 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe flies solo, and plays some jaw-dropping clips from the Junkies interview with Commanders bidder Brian Davis. Plus Sunday Ticket on YouTube will ...
A Tale of Kids, Popcorn & Airplanes
19 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe played his weekly "road" game at the "The Linn Murray Solly" podcast, and it was so good, so spicy, he said "why not" ca...
The Price of QB1's Is Still.... Not Going Down
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Charch joins Czabe today. Topics include:1 - Jalen Hurts Gets Paid!2 - Athletes & Fans: It IS About the $$$3 - Past My Bedtime!4 - That Bird Don’...
The End Has Come
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN to discuss the 25 year farce of Dan Snyder's Redskins/Team/Commanders ownership. He was worse than you'll ever ...
When He's "Feeling Zion, Again"
13 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The NBA has become such a player's league, that former #1/#1 draft picks can be cleared to play by team doctors, but still say "yeah... nah...
Jeff Smulyan: The Godfather of Sports Talk Radio
12 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Czabe talks to the man who turned a small FM station into NYC into a sports radio powerhouse, and a template for an explosion of the format across Ame...
Zero Veggies, Still Clean As A Whistle!
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lest I invoke the wrath of the health Gods, I must say to everybody who screamed at me about colo-rectal health all these years knowing that I'm a...