Am I a Nobody?
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What happens during the opening karaoke and show intro?
Karaoke in three, two, one. Well I just heard Ashka sing.
The news today, it seems my life is gonna change. I close my eyes, begin to fucking pray. Then tears of joy Stream down my fucking face With arms wide open Come on Ash! Under the sunlight Welcome to this place I'll show you everything With arms wide open
I don't know the lyrics at all.
What's the point of doing Wednesday karaoke if you don't even want to learn the lyrics? I had my eyes shut the entire time. Ash, you, I mean, we just need more from you as part of the Wednesday karaoke.
I don't know these songs from 30 years ago.
I feel like I need an energy drink after that. I feel great. I feel pumped. It was awesome. I'm sure there's a lot of people out there who are saying, hey guys, with the Wednesday karaoke, can you please potentially just give me a heads up because I keep playing it loud in public and then everyone's hearing just random guys singing. So hopefully that was enough lead in.
Who's playing a podcast loud and public?
A lot of people do. I've seen a lot of people walk down the street with Dana's Footy Blurring just next to their ear. Really? A lot of people. More than you think. More than you think. Welcome, everyone, wherever you are and have you listening. Thanks for doing footy with us on this 29th of July. A big round 21 coming up. Part of the year where the worst thing you want to do, if you want to be comfortable where you're at with your team and supporting, you don't want to see yourself or find someone else on the ladder predictor. That's when you know things are not going well. You need a lot of things to go your way.
So who's doing that right now? It's your North Melbourne fans, your GWS, your potentially Gold Coast, Carlton Saints.
Yeah, that kind of crew. Even Colin, to an extent.
I've been doing it.
Yeah, well, you should. Because you've got a big game coming up this week. So you definitely, definitely should. Just a bit of housekeeping on my end. The alarm that went off yesterday for the national security, something's going to end the whole world. I knew it was coming. I posted something online and, oh, lo and behold... Do you even read the news? We all knew it was coming. I bet you did, but guess what? I bet you were surprised when it still rang through. I shit myself.
Guess who's the most unorganized person in the world?
Yeah, me. So when my phone starts blaring, I'm going, oh shit, the world's ending. Something's going on. I had no idea we were testing this feature. I started running around the office, sprinting, thinking something was going to happen.
We all thought it was just like an alarm at the front door or something. And then Ash was the one who said, it's the fucking 2 p.m. signal, all right, from Australia.
wow okay so Ash you know what was happening Ash was onto it I had no idea Einstein or Epstein no that was you know that was a slip of the tongue yeah last week yeah no yesterday last episode that's what he said oh allegedly prove it prove it so that's sorry sorry for everyone out there who was getting into me saying oh this guy isn't up to date with what's happening around the world we didn't know what was happening still scared you still got everyone a lot of clubs got creative with it I think Frio got creative with it by sending out the same notifications in our phones but saying it's just Murphy Reed re-signing
Yeah, I did see that. And then a lot of Frio fans are saying it's just Wolfie time.
Well, that's what it could be.
I saw a North one that was like reminding them their season's over.
That's very, very funny. We're also singing, I saw a lot, this is just a side thing, but I saw the BTV lineup got released.
Oh, yeah.
Now, I haven't been there for a long time, but everyone's really happy with what they're doing at BTV and who they're bringing there. I bring this up because we feature heavily at BTV every year. We've done the podcast there what would be now three years ago. This rolls around. We somehow always get so many doofsticks made. And it's a lot of like Dan does ketamine.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happens during the opening karaoke and show intro?
0:00–5:52
2
How did the national emergency alarm and BTV doof‑stick contest become podcast fodder?
5:52–14:41
3
Which players make the hosts’ ‘oh fuck’/X‑Factor picks for Round 21?
14:41–29:11
4
What’s the Scott McCreery/Annie Knight viral saga and social media reaction?
29:11–42:11
5
Which matches and controversial scheduling decisions do the hosts break down for Super Saturday?
42:11–45:50
6
How is Max King’s injury and career future debated by the panel?
45:50–50:15
7
Why are Port vs GWS and Carlton vs Brisbane pitched as injury- and form-based toss-ups?
50:15–56:50
8
How do the hosts reflect on personal stories, friendships and past AFL memories to close the episode?
56:50–1:22:02