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Dan Does Footy

We're All a Bunch Of Nuffies

05 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What are the highlights from the latest AFL match?

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Free kicks. Not only just a free kick, but a 100-minute penalty back the other way for this? Oh, come on. Game's gone if we're taking the ball from Geelong's forward line all the way back down to a Crows forward entry for this. Look. Oh, come on. Come on. I've seen fish flop less than that. Game's gone if that's what we start doing. Welcome to Feel Good Friday, you absolute rats.

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On this Friday here, we've got three of the rats. Well, all the rats are back there, but us three here in front of cameras. As we know, Joe's getting the BBL in Turkey. Anyone got an update from Joe while he's been gone? He's been drinking a bit of piss. Very sick. On a Feel Good Friday, makes sense. Hungover. But International Feel Good Friday, sickness. Puffy from the fly. Super puffy.

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Copenhagen? He is there.

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Is that where we'll find him?

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55.886 - 70.133 Dan

I think so, yeah. So he's enjoying his surgery, obviously enjoying the leisure time. Then he'll get to his surgery in Turkey and then come back. Super puffy. We've got a great episode for you here today on Feel Good Friday. Noah Anderson is going to be on about, I was going to say, 15, 20.

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20 minutes to have a chat, all things Q Clash, and then just, I guess, we'll take it down some random paths, which we always do. But a game of football on last night, Adelaide 75, Cats 74, Crows win by a point again. Pretty good game of football. Now, it did feel like we had this game a few months ago down in Geelong. Felt like we just picked it up, put it in Adelaide.

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One point wins to the Crows, get there. I think it was their third win now they've had this season by one point.

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They were very good. They were real good. And I think you've got to give more of the credit to the Crows. I know they did win, but they dragged that game into what they like to play, like pressure, high contest. Bit of a dour game, but weather conditions help that. But they're slowly turning their year around. Their last month has been quite good, actually, in terms of how they're playing and...

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how their sort of game style is stacking up. A few interesting things, like a few interesting players last night. Kahan looked great off the mid-season. He looked unbelievable. His dad, Greg, owns the George on Collins. Oh, really?

Chapter 2: How is Noah Anderson preparing for the Q-Clash?

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And they often look great. And then teams, when coaches get moved on, get stripped back, they look great again. It's amazing.

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He gave Toby Murray a bit of a kith as well when they, they're clutched heads. A kith? A little bit of a kith.

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Yeah, no, he looks so, I'm surprised he didn't go off for a HIA.

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Well, Murray did. And then in the postgame, Hugo Hulkan's like, yeah, oh, one minute I was running and the next I was just looking at the sky.

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No, he definitely shook it off.

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Probably needed a scat six, brother.

288.133 - 306.456 Dan

Yeah. We're still working that out. But he looked really good. And these games normally when the rain poured down and not just like a little drizzle, it absolutely poured. That could be a hard watch, but this was a good rain game. And then with Geelong coming back off their loss to Carlton because always get them. Chris Scott from the jump does all these crazy moves. Jez was on a wing.

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Holmes off half back. Then we had Danger in the middle. Danger was good in the middle, early. So he tried to do something.

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Jez on a wing was interesting because he was carrying a bit of a hip issue coming into this game. Well, what's wrong with him? Is his arm okay or not? No, I don't think the arm surgery went well at all. The one from the grand final.

Chapter 3: What insights does Noah share about his team's performance?

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They're the ones that are lasting. Look at Gunston, him. Across their careers, those guys have been two really smart forwards that are great with their craft. They're great with their brain. They can play with a lot of players. Taylor Walker's played with a lot of tools around him and has always done well. The guys that aren't as smart can't do that. Yeah.

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it's amazing to watch it's strange he didn't play last week in hindsight but like well I don't know looking back when they did his contract they said that I think he knew going into this year that yeah Phil Thorpe's there but he didn't play last night Fogarty and then him does it work and he said I'm pretty I know that I'll be in and out of the team or just not playing as much as I'd like but he probably was the spearhead of that forward line last night

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He said as well that it was good for him to like after a bit of a layoff to get some miles into the legs in the Sandville as well. But he's probably the one and that would have been because he didn't get that extra year on his contract until right on the door of trade. I remember watching him get bounced in the car park and it was like. do you know what's going to happen?

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And it was after he's like, no.

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519.223 - 520.725 Dan

Were you in the car park as well, watching it?

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Nah, don't get to the South Australian car parks. Oh yeah, just want to as well, don't you? No, I think that was around the same time.

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He just waits for them at the airport. Give us your best places to bounce people.

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Airport? Airport's great because, mate, everyone has to go in and out of the airport. Like at football clubs, there's multiple entrances and multiple exits. But the airport, everyone's coming in and out of the one.

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MRI?

Chapter 4: What challenges are Adelaide facing this season?

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It's so fun.

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Remember, I go to a big drop-down V as well. Yeah.

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You've had that before.

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Not that viciously. That's a real, that's a hard V down.

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Gee, they go nuts when he kicks a goal. I love it. The text on fire gets going.

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Adelaide fans love their football. We talk about WA fans loving their football. Adelaide are just sickos for football.

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They love it. Love it, love it, love it. Just while we're on text, he's copping a fine, by the way. Yeah, final week. I think you get a fine because O'Sullivan wasn't concussed and also Dawson wasn't injured there as well. So remember when Dylan Shield pushed, was it Mike O'Connor, into Lamont Lawal down at... Knocked him out, didn't he? Yeah, and Lawal got injured and...

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I think she'll got a week for endangering. Like breaching duty of care is the issue. But I think because O'Sullivan and Dawson played on, he'll just get a fine. But he'll still cop something because you can't push blokes into contests like that.

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No. Yeah. A fine seems reasonable. It's hard to get a game. Such a natural instinct to just push under.

Chapter 5: How do the hosts analyze the recent coaching decisions?

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The last two weeks, the amount of heat that Carlton and Adelaide have then put on Geelong, they haven't coped with it very well. I think Adelaide had like plus 20-odd tackles last night.

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All over them.

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They just, Adam, were able to shut the game, drag them into a game that he wanted to play. It was obviously pretty close, but I think Geelong are a much better team, so Adelaide did a great job to win.

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So Manny Nix and Rochelle must hate each other, but he threw him back into the midfield after halftime. That seemed to give him something in there. So he really doesn't want him in the midfield. And I get, everyone goes, oh, but Rochelle is such a good forward, needs to keep him up forward, given that Phil Thorpe's out and the forward lines are firing.

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But he just looks good as a mid, just for spurts. I don't know why he's not doing it.

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He has to be playing mid. We spoke about this the other week with Joey, around whether you play Rankin and Rochelle. He has to. Rochelle has to have... Rankin's not even playing, but he just has to be in there for large parts of the game. If you love him as a forward, play him like 50% as a forward and 50% as a mid. But...

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Parking him in the forward line when he's such a good asset around the ball and in transition and that mid-forward impact, goal-kicking mid, they're so valuable and they're just not doing it. I don't know why. I don't understand it.

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No, especially when he was doing weird, not weird things, but he put... Thanks, man. He put Jordan Dawson at more for four in the second half. So Nixie was doing some things and Dawson is just... What a guy. What a stud.

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He's a freak. 3-22, but that undersells the impact.

Chapter 6: What are the implications of the mid-season draft on teams?

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So I half think that one of his shoulders is sore and the other one he's just taping up to disguise which one it actually is.

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Lots of players have done that.

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Yeah. Or it's just which Chris Scott said that he's just trying to be like Juddy. Yeah. And I feel like he didn't do enough to rectify the tape situation in the aftermath of this to convince me that it's real tape. That's a great call.

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That's a great call. Yeah. If your shoulder is real sore, you need a thing fixed to keep it in place to limit your range of motion. Mm-hmm. As a shoulder, people would know, Doc, yourself, me included, different like VFL level, but still, you can do shoulders at any level. You need that restriction to make sure you don't hurt yourself. So if you're onto it, it's huge.

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And BT going like, oh, Jesus, a lot of people in the crowd would love that jumper off right now.

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Maybe he is. Maybe he's a guy who just wants to look the part. And I rate it.

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To be honest, I've known a number of players across the years that have had questionable shoulder taping but liked the look of it. Ah, performative taping. Yeah, there's something in it. And probably from the juddy. Probably off the back of how much everyone loved juddy.

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There's a few. Didn't you have a bit of shoulder taping?

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I did. I popped my shoulder out.

Chapter 7: How do players handle pressure during crucial games?

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We had Doc with his tape and his thumbs.

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So he said that, and then he obviously said on the back of the whole nothing thing and walking down outside of the coach's box through the crowd that he doesn't want to do that anymore. I'm going to say that in terms of home ground advantage, you can have, obviously, you've got dimensions of ground, change rooms, cold showers in the opposing change rooms, travel as a home ground advantage.

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Making the other coach walk through your fans from the coach's box is the best home ground advantage you can have. Unbelievable.

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I'm all for it. Yeah. I can, off the back of this, I can say that like building a tunnel, having to build a tunnel, the AFL make a build a tunnel so that the coaches can walk through. But. It's just brilliant stuff. And it's even better off the back of Geelong because what they do with the other coaches at GMHBA. So I love it.

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They've got to keep it. If they change it, if the league says, oh, no, Chris Scott's on to something, we should bow down to Geelong because we're all just pawns in their game. Nah. It's awesome.

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Just get like a – fans have to make like a guard of honour. Get more security. To the opposing coach and just stare at him.

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When you say what they do at GMHBA, are you alluding to the fact the away change room?

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The away coaching box is outside the ground on the half-forward flank and about 10 metres off the ground versus the other one being 30 metres on the wing on the other side of the ground.

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Oh, Bevo always has to run around the oval with five minutes left in the quarter. Yeah, we know. Got Secchies chasing him.

Chapter 8: What future predictions are made for the AFL season?

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Oh, there it is. The arc. The arc's up on the screen. This is swift work. And Chris O as well.

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And Chris O. All right. Anyone else for this game? Want to say anything? Any notes?

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Yeah, I've got a couple of little bits and pieces, if I may. Mitch Cleary, I'd like to call out just quickly.

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1641.506 - 1644.351 Dan

I've got something with him as well. You go first. It might be the same thing.

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Well, two things. Did some great work through the night, as he always does. I'd like to just say, if you don't stand for something, you stand for nothing.

1652.195 - 1652.656 Dan

Always said that.

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And I don't know, he's kept the tie on for his first two appearances in the pre-match. And then for his third appearance before the toss, he's taken the tie off. And I think you've either got to commit to the bit and go tie on for the night, which I'm a tie on guy.

1669.098 - 1670.22 Dan

You're the only tie on guy, aren't you?

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Yeah, he sort of... Do you want him in your territory? Do you want to recruit him or not? I actually sent him a text. Would you like him on the tie team? Yeah, he's welcome to be on the tie team.

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