Dear Hank & John
Episodes
33: Putting Water in Cereal?!
03 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Why do we fall for clickbait? Why do smells become normal? Why do we call aluminum foil "tin foil?" Why do people always ask where I'm from? My name i...
32: Broccoli-Flavored Chocolate
27 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Can create fresh water by boiling the sea with a giant magnifying glass? Is suffering necessary for us to appreciate the beauty in life? What about as...
31: Breakin' the Law (and Being Good.)
19 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Should I give up on my dreams of changing the world? Is mayonnaise an instrument? Why are DVD cases not squares? Can you burn a cucumber? Does the moo...
30: Ending the Hiaaeetus!
11 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
What do you do when your couple friends stop hanging with single you? Should we imagine evil people complexly? Could you light Saturn on fire? How lon...
29: Barbershop Genghis
22 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Do you need to be a Patreon supporter to get your question answered? How do I make my partner comfortable at his first Christmas with my family? Why a...
28: John's Top Ten Probable Apocalypse List
15 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Why are there no feral cows? What are you looking at? Should you say "Bless You" when someone coughs? What would happen if the magnetic poles reversed...
27: Giving Gifts without Breaking the Bank
07 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Did we discover the periodic table, or did we invent it? How do you start running a business with friends? How would one go about crashing the moon in...
26: Should I Make Out with My Roommate?
01 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
How do I choose an ethical engagement ring? There's a wasp trapped in my dorm room! How do I know which arm rest is mine at the movie theater? And a q...
25: LIVE IN NEW YORK it's NARS MEWS!
23 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Why are we so obsessed with zombies? What do you do if your dentist tries to talk to you when you obviously can't talk? How do beat my girlfriend's gi...
24: The Great Finger Licking Debate
17 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
How do you learn new things as an adult? Oral surgery advice? Worrying about hexagons and etc! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankan...
20: This Episode Contains Puke
19 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Should I cave to my parents and have them at my wedding? Are we just cats? Why does 98 degrees feel hot if that's my body temperature? How do I read s...
19: Should I Abandon My Stuffed Animal?
12 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Should I watch YouTube ads? How do I make friends with my old neighbors? What do I do when my daughter won't sleep because she's always on the interne...
18: Coming to Terms with your Nerdiness
05 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
How do I balance my marriage with my career? What if your job isn't morally ambiguous? Is there something wrong with me if I am informed but also not ...
17: Meeting Taylor Swift('s parents)
28 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
How do I stop projecting onto people? What do you do when you get pigeonholed as "the smart kid"? Is English class valuable? And of course...do you ha...
16: Handling Awful Roomates
21 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Hey! Let's talk about Patrick Rothfuss's beard! Also, talking with Nathalie, falling asleep instead of singing, and how to run a press junket. It's a ...
15: Get That In Your Mouth!
14 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
What is art? Should we lower the drinking age? What kind of liquor is the best? Who should I play with on Mario Kart? How do decrease my impact on the...
14: Jurassic Mars
07 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Do other people exist? How do I become a good middle school teacher? How do I know if I'm being egotistical? What is "home" and will I ever find it? A...
13: John and Hank and Wheezy Waiter!
31 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
How do you make friends? What's your favorite planet? What would happen if you fell into Jupiter? Is it all downhill from 30? What sports did you play...
12: Tree Climbing Strategies
24 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Do old people love minions? Do you believe in the multi-verse? What languages would you Matrix into your brain? How do you pick a sports team? What do...
11: How Do You "Make Something of Yourself"?
17 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
If you could punch anyone in the face, who would it be? Do you need to "protect your image"? Do adults continue to change as they get older? What are ...
10: When Your Friend Likes Ayn Rand...
10 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dear Hank and John now with 100% MORE JOHN! Here we discuss what to do when a young relationship is endangered by different goals, whether memory impl...
9: Dear Hank and Felicia (w/ Felicia Day!)
03 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Can you ruin your life in high school? How do you un-friend someone IRL? What video game world would you live in? Hank Green and Guest-John Felicia Da...
8: Dear Hank and Grace (w/ Grace Helbig!)
27 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
How do you adjust to a new culture in a new town? Do I have to study at an Ivy League school? Should I keep chasing my dream? Grace Helbig and Hank Gr...
7: What to do About Stomach Farts
20 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
How do you avoid being pretentious when you're intelligent, Charlie and Jimmy's school uniforms, when to look for a new job, and all the news from bot...
6: Would You Eat a Moon Sandwich? (w/ Emma Blackery!)
13 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Hank is joined by Emma Blackery (youtube.com/emmablackery) to give you some dubious advice about gherkins, Google Plus, fate and being short.If you're...
5: Should I Lie to Get a Job? (w/ Maureen Johnson!)
06 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
With John out of town on the Paper Towns press tour, Hank calls on long-time John-replacement Maureen Johnson to help co-host this extra long edition ...
4: What's in a Name?
29 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Will a nickname change who I am? Are the bees OK? Should I go to a fancy college? And is it OK if you don't feel as sad as you think you should? Hank ...
3: Pain Demands to be Felt
22 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which Hank and John discuss pain, the Istari, eschatology, and the slowness of apocalypses. Thank you to all of the many people sending in question...
2: It's a Humor Podcast!
15 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In which Hank and John answer questions about global development, chronic pain, and being depressed in hotel rooms. It's a humor podcast!! If you're ...
1: The Debut: Do You Pee on Your Own Head?
08 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
John Green and Hank Green get together for the very first time to answer to answer a bunch of questions. Will we go to Ava's wedding? What college maj...