Deep Fat Fried

Grease Trap: Weird Al Trailer Reaction, Nicolas Cage Movie, Joe Biden's Trajectory, Tim Pool vs. TJ

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Enjoy this public release of our exclusive weekly banter show the Grease Trap. Join our Patreon to catch a new one every week and listen to hundreds o...

Pests and Vermin Vol. 3

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We got a special episode for you today talking about RAINBOWS - of pests and vermin, lol. Check out the wide variety of parasites the world has to off...

4 of the Worst Landlords of All Time

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Landlords are bad, period. We covered why in our previous episode on landlords, but today we're going to cover the worst of the worst. From creepers t...

The BEN SHAPIRO GAUNTLET - Onion Nuggetz 6/8/22

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

6 and a half hours of nothing but us responding to dumb Ben Shapiro videos. Enjoy!

As Seen on TV: Which Stupid Product Would You Buy?

07 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You know them from those late-night commercials - useless products that only old people and idiots would buy. Today dumb made-for-TV products and thei...

The Life of Gilbert Gottfried

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You know him from Aladdin, Aflac commercials, and much more. Today one of the most distinctive and raunchiest comedians of all time gets deep fat frie...

WTF is Rastafarianism?

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Paul, like most people, knew little about Rastafari other than their love for bud and that Bob Marley was a member of the faith. Learn more about this...

Depp v Heard Verdict, Coward Cops, More News - Onion Nuggetz - 6/1/22

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this edition of Onion Nuggetz, we react to the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard defamation trial verdict, talk about the pathetic response of the cops i...

Fact Checking the Internet

31 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You can't trust the internet. In this information age, there's a lot of misinformation. Join us as we debunk some viral myths on Deep Fat Fried.

Presidential Pets

30 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this country (like many others), we're obsessed with our leaders' personal lives. In that vein, today we'll take a look at the animals they loved a...

???!: The Episode

26 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Look into the answers to the burning questions on Paul's insomnia addled brain, from dangerous sports to cartel bosses.

Alex Jones Lyin', Biden Suckin', World Burnin' - Onion Nuggetz 5/25/22

26 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We cover the Texas elementary school massacre, Tesla cratering, and other news. We also watch a stupid Prager U video and do a tier list on which anim...

Ancient Insults

24 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The mark of civilization is the ability to hurl insults instead of stones. Join us as we go through history and find the sickest burns.

School Lunches from Around the World

23 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join us as we look in awe (or disgust) at international school lunches. Will you agree with our favorites?

Ducks: Cute, Cuddly...and Horrifying

19 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ducks are cute, cuddly, and sweet, right? Well, they are, but they're also dark and weird.

Lamest 90s Toys

17 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Toys sucked back then just as much as they do now. Today we look into the worst ideas companies had for children in the 90s today on Deep Fat Fried.

Zeus the Criminal

16 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today we look into the god of the sky's salacious and non-consensual exploits.

Browsing the VHS Aisle at a Liquor Store in 1989

12 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join us as we look through VHS movie covers from the 1980s and judge which are the best.

5 Video Games that Should Have NEVER BEEN MADE

10 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join us today to look in disgust at five video games that deserved to go in the garbage before they were made.

Wrestling Gimmicks You Couldn't Do Today

09 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Some of the most famous wrestlers built their career around crazy gimmicks, but some of those gimmicks aged horribly.

WTF is FinDom?

05 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We've covered feederism and CBT, looners and iDollators, we've covered bug chasers, and we've covered "organ" enlargement. Today, however, we're going...

Onion Nuggetz - Talent Show Edition 5/4/22

04 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

No news today, just us judging the talents of our lovely fans. Who will win the coveted toaster? Find out today on Onion Nuggetz!

Bad Apple Cops

03 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join us as we look at some of the worst examples of cops in America.

Unintentional Creepiness: Vol. 3

02 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes the most deeply unsettling things are created unintentionally. Join us as we look at commercials and more videos that were accidentally desi...

Demon Summoning Made Easy

28 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today Paul will give you a crash course on how to quickly and easily summon a demon for all of your nefarious needs.

Musk Buys Twitter, Ranking Robin Williams Movies, Christian TikTok Cringe - ONION NUGGETZ: 4/27/2022

28 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join us as we cover the news and politics, rank bread and Robin Williams movies, react to awful cops and cringy TikToks, and more!

Sucker Born Every Minute

26 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The biggest mistake suckers make is believing they can't be conned. Today scams of history get deep fat fried.

Alternative Medicine

25 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today we're covering some of the ridiculous BS people treat themselves with that at best is useless and at worst is harmful.

Statue Hysteria

21 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today we look at a couple times people absolutely lost their minds with outrage over seemingly innocuous statues. The stupidity pissed TJ off so bad t...

ONION NUGGETZ: Ted Cruz's Weird Disney Comments, Russel Brand Sucks, Andy Dick's Shenanigans 4/20/22

21 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join the guys as they cover the news, awful videos from Russel Brand, cops, and more!

100 Imposters to the French Throne

19 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In another riveting edition of our strange history series, we look at the time 100 people claimed to have royal blood in order to get in line to be mo...

Every President's Favorite Food

18 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today we explore the tastebuds of the leaders of the free world. 

Infamous Female Cons of History

14 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Of all scams, the face-to-face con has to be both the most dangerous and most impressive. Today we look at three infamous con women that made their ma...

Trailers That Spoil the Movie

12 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There are few things worse than getting excited for a movie after seeing the trailer, only to find that every twist and decent scene has already been ...

Gary Larson: Creator of The Far Side

11 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today we look into Gary Larson, creator of perhaps the greatest comic strip: The Far Side.

Weird War Vehicles

07 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today we'll look at both surprisingly cool and embarrassingly useless vehicles the military designed for warfare. Some of them were huge inspirations ...

The Worst Theme Park Attractions

05 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today we look at the lamest, dumbest, and most boring theme and amusement park attractions that somehow got made.

???: The Episode

04 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What's the best kept secret in the world? Find out the answer to that, and other profound questions, today on Deep Fat Fried!

Star Wars Races ... But it Goes Completely Off the Rails

31 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We covered Star Trek Races early in our podcast's history. Now it's time to delve into the rainbow of different character types in the Star Wars unive...

Oscars SLAP, DC Convoy FAIL, CRYBABY Jordan Peterson, Paul VS Subreddit - ONION NUGGETZ 3/30/22

31 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We cover the news, including the end of Bruce Willis's career, Trump's hole in one, and a new Teamster's Union boss. We also do some Buzzfeed quizzes,...

The Surprisingly Interesting History of ICE

29 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There's nothing like an ice-cold drink on a hot day. However, it was only recently that such an experience was within reach of the average person! Tod...

Celebrity Mugshots

28 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

They're famous, they're iconic, they're embarrassing, they're hilarious...it's time for celebrity mugshots on Deep Fat Fried!

Fathletes

24 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today we're breaking the stereotype that fat people are lazy and soft. These fatties we're covering today could kick your ass and had impressive athle...

Ted Cruz is Trash, Things That "Totally" Happened, Movie Character Ranking - ONION NUGGETZ 3/23/22

23 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join us for covering news, looking at BS stories, ranking movie characters, and more!

Fast Food Flops

22 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Fast food is one of American culture's crown jewels, but sometimes our great greasy companies really miss the mark.

Racist Ads 2

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for more disgusting bigoted ads to be covered. They're so ridiculously offensive and outdated that sometimes we can't help but laugh as we c...

News, Horrible Buzzfeed Quizzes, Bad Cops, & More! - ONION NUGGETZ 3/16/22

20 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

From our news/pop culture/whatever show Onion Nuggetz.

Shortages and Panics That Rocked History

17 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It seems like every week there's a new shortage of something or other, and these shortages have deprived consumers of everything from toilet paper to ...

Social Media Massacres

15 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Social media will make people do the darndest things. The desire for attention is sometimes so strong that it sometimes leads to people losing their l...

The Unfathomable Greatness of BRAD DOURIF

14 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You know him from Lord of the Rings, Deadwood, Chucky, and much more. The awesome actor Brad Dourif gets his due credit and praise today on DEEP FAT F...

Engineering Fails

10 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Giant buildings are representations of our technological might and economic majesty, perfectly built to exacting specifications - just kidding. A lot ...

Joel Osteen: Mega Pastor and Mega Douch Bag

08 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Do you feel it? Do you feel the power of God? Wait. I hear God... What was that God? Do you hear that? God, wants you to make this guy rich! Joel Oste...

America's Craziest Supermax Prison: ADX

07 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

America is the land of prisons, and today we're going to cover the worst: ADX, a supermax prison that's especially cruel and unusual punishment.

Cool Sci-Fi Guns

03 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today we look at some awesome, weird and wild weapons from science fiction movies.

Ads That Actually Worked

01 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We've covered a lot of bad ads on this show: from political to just stupid. Today, however, we're going to cover some ads that are actually worth watc...

Creepy Dolls

28 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today we dive into the disturbing world of old creepy toys. What makes them so unsettling? Perhaps we'll find out today on Deep Fat Fried.

Space Travel Isn't Happening

24 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Space is the final frontier - meaning we just ain't gonna get there. Real life isn't like Star Trek - today we look at why a space-faring human civili...

Bear on loose, rent skyrocketing, cops suck, cereal tier list, and more! Onion Nuggetz - 2/23/22

24 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What crazy news will we cover today? What goals will we reach? All donation goals not met will be covered in the Patreon exclusive Onion Nuggetz over ...

4 of the Strangest IRL Plot Twists

22 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Plot twists don't just happen in the movies. Today, the strangest real life plot twists get DEEP FAT FRIED!

Waffle House

21 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you've never been, Waffle House is like a Denny's, except the food and service are always consistent, the hashbrowns are amazing, and it's an oppor...

3 Rare Elements

17 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a shame that so many chemistry teachers are so boring, because there's some truly strange and interesting elements out there. Here's 3 rare eleme...

Drunken Airport Chase, Prager U, Jordan Peterson, & More! Onion Nuggetz - 2/16/22

17 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Our live viewers were generous today, so this one is chock full of crazy news, reactions to horrible videos, and more!

Joe Biden: Year One in Review

15 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's been a year since we traded orange senile man for whispery senile man. Join us as we look back at President Joe Biden's successes (few) and failu...

TJ's Weird Episode

14 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to TJ's wacky world of weird s**t! Don't try to understand, just enjoy.

Landlords: How Bad Could They Be?

10 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today we're talking about a scourge all of the hosts have had the misfortune of dealing with, and we're sure many in our audience have as well: landlo...

Trump Counsels Joe Rogan - Daily Wire's Dumb Antiwork Video - ONION NUGGETZ 2/9/2022

10 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Your favorite news and variety show Onion Nuggetz is back for the public, this week and the next 2 weeks! Join our Patreon to listen to the previous 2...

Most Punchable Face TOURNAMENT

08 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever thought that someone has a punchable face, that just begged to meet your fist? Today, we put the most hated pundits and politicians head...

Dangote: Richest Man in Africa

07 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Aliko Dangote is one of only 3 billionaires in Nigeria. He's the richest person in Africa and the richest black person in the world. Join us as today ...

The TRUTH About SPARTA!

03 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ancient Sparta is one of the most well-known (and supposedly most feared) cities in history. The Spartan society was known for its highly-skilled warr...

7 Myths You Probably Believe

01 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

These myths are so embedded in the cultural zeitgeist that you probably didn't even think of questioning them. Enjoy having your mind blown as Scotty ...

Remember These Old Fast Food Menus?

31 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Let's dip into some hot and greasy nostalgia today. These menus were made back when fast food was more decent and affordable. RIP to those items that ...

3 Twisted Historical Troll-Jobs

27 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What passes for trolling today is but a pale imitation of the great masters. Want proof? Let's take a look at three amazing historical troll jobs on D...

Vomit-Inducingly Awful Political Ads

25 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

As elections evolve into ever more expensive slick marketing campaigns, we are just simply inundated with political ads. Back by popular demand, we ha...

Marjorie Taylor Greene

24 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today we look into the conservative opposite of Alexandria Ocasio Cortez - the loathsome and idiotic Marjorie Taylor Greene. Just how bad is she? Is s...

Living Underground: The Misunderstood Troglodyte

20 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

When you hear "troglodyte," you probably think "ignorant," but it originally just meant "cave dweller." While this way of living might seem primitive,...

Upcoming Horror, Reacting to Trump Rally, & More! (Part 2)

20 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ONION NUGGETZ 1/19/22 This is the last public Onion Nuggetz for the next 2 weeks! Join our Patreon to listen to our exclusive episodes on January 26th...

DANK Senate Candidate, Atheists vs. Prager U, & More! (Part 1)

20 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ONION NUGGETZ 1/19/22 This is the last public Onion Nuggetz for the next 2 weeks! Join our Patreon to listen to our exclusive episodes on January 26th...

Burger King: Worst Fast Food in America

18 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Burger King: the worst fast-fast food joint that produces nothing but inedible slop now. What's the grossest thing they make? What were their biggest ...

Judge Judy's Unbelievable Wealth

17 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Judge Judy is a saucy old lady, and she's spun her attitude into gold. How did a judge become a major wealthy celebrity? Find out today on Deep Fat Fr...

Salt Wars: History's Bloodiest Mineral

13 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

2022 is the year we DROWN YOU in CONTENT. Join the finest community on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/DFFPodcast We've all heard that too much ...

Onion Nuggets 1/12/22 - Part 2

13 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It was a girthy episode - over 4 hours. In this section we cover horrible police officers, go into the Shapiro Zone, and more!

ONION NUGGETZ 01/12/2022 - Part 1

13 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It was a girthy episode thanks to the generosity of our live viewers - over 4 hours. In this section, we cover horrible bosses, Canada, and Thunderf00...

Mark Zuckerberg: Is It Human?

11 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today we look at one of the strangest men in Silicon Valley, the founder of Facebook and its growing monopoly on social media. Is Mark Zuckerberg insa...

Panty Thieves

10 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What motivates these nasty individuals to take what they steal? Just how bad can a panty thief get? Find out today on Deep Fat Fried!

Would You Eat It?

06 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What you might not know about Paul is that he's actually a pretty picky eater. See how you compare to the hosts of Deep Fat Fried on how adventurous y...

Buzzfeed Exposed As Scam - Paul Literally Eat Ben Shapiro Alive - ONION NUGGETZ 1/5/2022

06 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

First edition of our new show replacing Flash Fried: Onion Nuggetz! We talk news, pop culture, banter, bicker, and about whatever tf we want. Enjoy!

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! MUST HEAR! D&D, C4C, REUNIFICATION, AND MORE!

05 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Check out our new Patreon tier to listen to all kinds of new content we're adding to our roster, as well as access to our complete HUGE back catalog. ...

Terrible Sequels 2

04 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is a sequel to an episode about bad sequels a bad sequel? Nay, you know you're gonna love us tearing apart horrible decisions by media executives to c...

Robotics Companies

03 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Robots: are they just neat inventions, useful tools, or harbingers of the apocalypse? Today we look at some of the more impressive (and terrifying) ex...

Deep Fat Fried Proudly Presents: Farts (Patreon Exclusive Clip)

01 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

"Funniest episode you've ever done," "easily the best episode," "hardest I've laughed in a long time." These are just some of our patrons' testimonial...

Beetle Mania: From Spanish Fly to the IRL Sarlacc

30 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

These beetles are tough, terrifying, and some of them can even kill us and our livestock. Humans still delude themselves into thinking they can tame t...

FINAL FLASH FRIED / Ghislaine Guilty / Bloodthirsty Squirrel / Record Heat / LAPD Kills Teen Girl

30 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Flash Fried is like a phoenix: it must die to be reborn. 

Amazing Animal Abilities - Superpowers in Nature

28 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Compared to these animals, humans are weak, squishy, dumb pink blobs! These animals have powers that put even the best human technology to shame! What...

6 Jobs That No Longer Exist

27 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The job market has heavily evolved in recent decades, even recent years. As technology advances, more jobs become obsolete and career paths unviable. ...

Plastic Politicians : Joe Biden's Evolution

26 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A generous taste of our latest Patreon exclusive. Join now to listen to the rest of the episode: https://www.patreon.com/DFFPodcast

Deep Fat Fried Christmas Special 2021

25 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Merry Christmas! To celebrate, we're taking a look at some of the worst Christmas specials and movies ever made.

3 Worst Judges in America

23 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We like to pretend that those elected and appointed as judges are serving a higher calling. Some of us believe that judges are some of the most intell...

Herman Cain Award Winners

21 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Some people have famous last words, and these are some of the worst. The prize only the most loud-mouthed and ignorant among us can ever hope to achie...

Old Criminals

20 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Are elderly criminals just too old to care about the long arm of the law? Does their mental decline blur the lines between what's acceptable and what'...

3 Trendy Products That Ruined Society

16 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Some inventions make our lives better, more comfortable, more fulfilling. Some inventions, however, seem designed only to annoy, disturb and (sometime...