Deep Fat Fried
Episodes
ONION NUGGETZ! - DFF Censored By YouToob - Newz - Commentairy - Intelicksual Dicsuction
16 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This was our alternative to Flash Fried for today. Y'all are getting spoiled with this long news and banter show. Become a patron if you wanna get use...
Steven Seagal: Evolution of Fatness
14 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today on Deep Fat Fried, we're going to make fun of how fat Steven Seagal is. We have two fatties on our podcast, so we got a fatphobia and body shami...
Disgusting Racist Ads of the Past
13 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The United States certainly has a complicated record with race relations. During the worst periods of social injustice and discrimination, there was a...
Climate Change: The History of Our Impending Doom (Patreon Exclusive Clip)
11 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Subscribe to the Patreon to listen to the rest of this episode: https://www.patreon.com/DFFPodcast This is the history of our impending doom. Climate ...
3 ASIANS THAT CHANGED AMERICA
09 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today we look at some badass and groundbreaking Asian Americans that made history - although they unfortunately aren't talked about often.
Kellogg's Crushes Labor Strike? Hillary Returns! Musk Wants You Chipped! & More
09 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Flash Fried from 12/8/21.
Brian Stelter: Crustiest Lips in America
07 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Is Brian Stelter CNN's worst news anchor? He's annoying, he's vapid, and most of all ... WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH HIS LIPS?!?! Today Brian Stelter ...
America Only Cares About Missing White Girls
06 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Gabby Petito case highlighted an issue in our media and law enforcement: everyone jumps on finding missing white women while hundreds of other mis...
Paul's Historical What If's - The Girthy Edition Preview
04 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If you liked Paul's previous historical hypotheticals, this one is longer and better in every way. Join our Patreon to listen to the rest of this epis...
3 Nice American Monsters
02 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today we look at 3 uniquely American monsters from local legends that break the mold and actually don't want to hurt you.
ROE V. WADE Challenge? Cosby Case! Jack Dorsey FIRED! Musk's Dire Warning & More!
02 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Flash Fried from 12/1/21.
History's Strangest Suicides
30 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for another one of TJ's "uplifting" episodes: some of the most bizarre suicides ever recorded get DEEP FAT FRIED!
Joe Biden is Out of His Mind
29 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Is Joe Biden the most feeble-minded president the United States ever had? Is it elder abuse to keep Joe Biden in office? Will we ever stop electing ol...
Stephen King (Patreon Exclusive Clip)
27 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's shocking that we've neglected this topic for so long, but it's finally time for the king of horror to get DEEP FAT FRIED! Join our Patreon to lis...
Strange and Nonsensical Borders
25 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We all know that borders between states and countries are a bunch of gosh darned BS, but most of us have NO IDEA the extent to which borders make no s...
Trump Meets Rittenhouse - Ahmaud Arbery Verdict - The Waukesha Massacre - Cancel Culture Collapses & More!
25 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Flash Fried from 11/24/21.
Ridiculous Ways the Military has Wasted Your Money
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
When it comes to projects that the military is working on, unfortunately we don't get to know much. "TOP SECRET" and all of that. Fortunately, they're...
Fat Traitors 2 - Chew on This
22 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Many people celebrate weight loss transformations, but we think they're TRAITORS to their fat brethren. Today, 3 formerly fat celebrities get shamed f...
3 Neckbeards Gush Over Their Cats
20 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
When TJ did the first Cats episode, Paul was pretty indifferent towards cats. Now that Paul's had his cat Cricket in his life (and maybe some toxoplas...
Famous Unexplained Deaths
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It seems to many that famous people never just die normal deaths. Because of the profound impact that they have on so many, their deaths are often shr...
RITTENHOUSE VERDICT? Alex Jones Must Pay! Opioid Deaths Skyrocket! Britney Freed! & More!
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Flash Fried from 11/17/21.
3 Coolest Seals
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Them mean. Them cool. Them CHONKY. Them oh so cute! Today, we take some time to fawn over the true lords of the seven seas. Here are the three coolest...
The Dark Side of Denny's
15 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Denny's: the American staple for long road trips and hangovers. Whether you see it as a comfort or trash, they're everywhere...giving them quite a sto...
Awful Business Decisions You Won't Believe (Patreon Exclusive Clip)
13 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Every person has made some mistakes in their life, and as we all know businesses are people too. On our Patreon we covered eight of the worst examples...
Mississippi - The Worst State
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for us to cover everyone's favorite state to hate: Mississippi. Is it really at the absolute bottom of the barrel? Or are there unexpected r...
INFLATION CRUSH! Travis Scott Sued in Astroworld Deaths! ELECTION: Stern vs. Trump 2024?
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Flash Fried from 11/10/21. This one got SPICY.
Fantastic Fungi 2: Spores Galore
09 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Based on popular demand, we're doing a follow up to our Fungi episode. Learn about the biggest, strangest looking, and most extreme fungi the world ha...
4 Mysterious Islands You've Never Heard Of
08 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
There are hundreds of thousands of islands in the world. We've found the 4 coolest and strangest islands to cover today on Deep Fat Fried. We got curs...
Yakuza: The Rise and Fall (Patreon Exclusive Clip)
06 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
They're in a lot of movies, but most probably don't know the TRUTH about Japan's most infamous gang. Learn with us today on DEEP FAT FRIED! Subscribe ...
Ruined Childhoods
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Know those innocent and bright memories you have from childhood watching your favorite movies? Well today you better harden up and kiss that sweet nos...
Bland Dem Loses Virginia Gov Race! Blizzard Doomed? QAnon Thinks JFK Jr. Still Alive? & More!
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Flash Fried from 11/03/21.
5 Tales of the Worst Road Rage
02 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I'm sure most of us have had the unpleasant experience of being on the receiving end of driving faux pas. While most of us can (mostly) contain our fr...
The Weird and Wild History of Airships
01 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Blimps, dirigibles, zeppelins, and airships...What's the difference? What do they do? Who came up with them? Learn the answers to these questions and ...
LAMEST GAMES: Vol. 2 (Patreon Exclusive Clip)
30 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for yet another edition of Lamest Video Games! Laugh and cringe with the guys as they look at games so lame, you'll wonder how they ever got...
Wrongful Executions
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today, the guys cover the innocent and wrongfully accused that were victims of the broken justice system and capital punishment on Deep Fat Fried.
McDonalds Harassments Strike! Rittenhouse Judge Scandal! TikTok Spy Network? Flash Fried - 10/27/21
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Flash Fried from 10/27/21, with special guest Larry the Cable Guy.
Bridges: Oldest, Longest, and Deadliest
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
"Bridges. Really?!" Yeah that's right. Bridges. Today on Deep Fat Fried, we look at some weird bridges: ancient ones that have stood the test of time,...
KILLER TOMATOES and Other Weird History
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today, the panics over tomatoes, comets, and other weird history gets DEEP FAT FRIED!
Andy Dick Sends Scotty the MOST BIZARRE VIDEO
23 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
An awesome fan paid for a cameo from Andy Dick to Scotty and what we witnessed can only be described as the most amazingly bizarre celebrity interacti...
DUNE: Review and Discussion (SPOILERS)
23 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After a long, long wait and multiple delays, Dune is finally OUT in the United States and on HBO Max. Listen to our reactions to the movie from this e...
Cryptids in the Bible
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
People make up a lot of nonsense, like cryptids for example. We've done some episodes on cryptids, but did you know that there's some stories about th...
Abraham Giuliani?! Colin Powell Dead! IATSE Leadership Sells Out! Musk Trillionaire? & More on FF
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Flash Fried from 10/20/21. Get DOUBLE the Flash Fried every Wednesday by joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/DFFPodcast
Extreme Embalming and Weird Wakes
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hardly ANY of us accomplish ANYTHING of note AFTER we kick the bucket. But some of us, well...one way or another, we hang around for a while. Learn ho...
Terrible Taxidermy
18 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
For some reason we don't understand, some people just really like taking dead animal skins, grafting them onto the vague shape of that animal, and dec...
The Toy Box Killer (Patreon Exclusive Clip)
16 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Prepare yourself for one of the most twisted stories in the annals of true crime. Exclusively on our Patreon, we cover the Toy Box Killer! Join now to...
Trans Trailblazers 2
14 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The hacker known as 4chin tried to stifle us. They have only recommitted us to the task! Today we take a look at yet more boundary pushing trans folk....
90-Year-Old Fatso Goes To Space! Half Of San Francisco Want Out! Labor Wars! & More on Flash Fried
14 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Flash Fried from 10/13/21. We cover William Shatner riding on a Blue Origin rocket, the upcoming mass exodus from the Bay Area, the labor shortage, an...
Dying to be Famous
12 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Some people will go to any lengths to get famous, up to and including murder. Today, we cover people who did insane things for fame on Deep Fat Fried.
Journalists Caught Lying
11 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In today's episode, we're covering journalists that were caught dead-to-rights in HUGE lies on Deep Fat Fried.
The Truth About Horse Racing (Patreon Exclusive Clip)
09 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Horse racing seems like an innocent sport, but the excitement over betting covers up a dark underbelly. Thousands of deaths, doping scandals, and imme...
The Unhinged World of Kenneth Copeland
07 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
They want to save you! They want to plant the seed of the lord deep inside you! Or maybe, they just want your money? Today Scotty introduces you to so...
MASSIVE Twitch Leak! Zodiac Killer Revealed? Pat Robertson Retires! & Much More
07 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Flash Fried from 10/6/21. Gets spicy between the boys in this one!
The Deadly History of Submarines
05 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
They've hit a lot of bumps in the road to their development, but today they're one of the most valued parts of the military arsenal. Submarines are de...
DUNE HYPE: Will It Suck?
04 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Paul is HYPED for Dune, and anxiously awaiting its HBO Max release. Today the guys look at the reviews of the movie so far, speculate, and just geek o...
Earl Warren (Patreon Exclusive Clip)
02 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Earl Warren was a former California governor and US Supreme Court justice that presided over one of the most progressive eras in American history. War...
Dave Rubin: Dumbest Man in America...Or the World?
30 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Here's another entry into our dumbest conservatives series. Will Dave Rubin top Tucker Carlson, Ted Cruz, and Ted Nugent? You can decide after today's...
Parents Beware Candy, YouTube "Free Speech," Hollywood Strike? & More on Flash Fried
30 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Flash Fried from 9/29/21. Want DOUBLE the Flash Fried? For just $5 on our Patreon, you can listen to 2+ hours of Flash Fried every Wednesday.
5 Unbelievably Hardcore Lakes
28 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
While you might think bodies of water are just a boring Jeopardy category, lakes can actually be pretty crazy, and even dangerous. Join us as we look ...
Movie Poster Battle
27 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to put some of the most iconic movie posters, like from Shawshank Redemption and Pulp Fiction, head to head. Which movie will win? Find out ...
Famous Deaths of History (Patreon Exclusive Clip)
25 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Want to know more about the deaths of the famous? Check out a clip of our latest exclusive episode, and join our Patreon to listen to the rest of the ...
9 BORING Video Games
23 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of Deep Fat Fried, we're covering 9 video games so boring you'll wonder why they were even made.
Rogen Calling Out Emmys, Crypto Crackdown, Amazon Lobbies for Weed, & More on Flash Fried
22 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Flash Fried from 9/22/21. Join our Patreon to get DOUBLE the Flash Fried every Wednesday.
Cartoon Characters Based on Real People
21 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Cartoon characters may seem larger than life, but many of them were inspired by real people. Which ones? You'll have to watch to find out on DEEP FAT ...
5 Historical Myths You Probably Believe
20 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
You know why history class was so boring in school? Because it was filled with a bunch of LIES! Today we debunk history myths you probably believe on ...
BATTLE OF THE CRINGE: Andy Dick vs Pauly Shore and Rob Schneider (Patreon Clip)
18 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Listen to the the full episode now on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DFFPodcast One of the best things we do on this show, in my opinion, is whe...
Terrible Political Ads
16 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If ads can convince you to buy toothpaste, a new pickup truck, or even your next home, why can't they convince you to vote for another useless politic...
Norm MacDonald Dead! Newsom Recall Fizzles! Cosby Comeback? Nikki and Rudy Are Nuts! & More on FF
16 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Flash Fried from September 15th, 2021. Join our Patreon to listen to DOUBLE the Flash Fried every Wednesday! https://www.patreon.com/DFFPodcast
Dumbest Ways to Die
14 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We've all gotta die, but why not die in the most absurd and ridiculous way possible? Do not go gently into that goodnight, but head forcefully into th...
Celebrity Houses 2
13 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Celebrities... How are they living? Better than you. Celebrity houses, part two, on Deep Fat Fried.
The Most Evil Companies Exposed (Patreon Exclusive Clip)
11 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Check out a clip of our latest exclusive episode. Is that environmentally friendly Tesla worth the cost to make it? Listen to the full episode on our ...
NEETs: Exploiter or Exploited?
09 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
NEET: not in education, employment, or training. Are these people just lazy and a drain on our society, or is there something more to them? Find out t...
Robert E. Lee Statue Removed, Kimmel Slams Anti-Vaxxers, Q-Shaman Pleaded Guilty, & More!
09 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Flash Fried from 9/8/21. All the guys were able to film today, not a solo Paul one like last week. Join our Patreon to listen to DOUBLE the Flash Frie...
Weird Weather Control
07 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
With climate change now in full swing, weather and natural disasters are just getting worse. What if we could hack the weather and change it? Today we...
The Labor Shortage
06 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today on Deep Fat Fried, we're covering the current labor shortage. Are people just getting lazy, or is this an important act of protest to advance la...
Historical What Ifs: Vol. 2
02 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for another edition of Paul's historical hypotheticals! Today the guys are discussing what would have happened if the Ancient Egyptian empir...
McCarthy "We Won't Forget," Trump Mad at Hurricane Coverage, Kennedy Killer Near Release & More!
02 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Flash Fried from September 1st, 2021. Join our Patreon to listen to DOUBLE the Flash Fried every Wednesday! Paul unfortunately had to do this one alon...
Ted Cruz: Cringiest Man Alive
31 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Is Senator Ted Cruz of Texas the worst politician in America? Find out today on Deep Fat Fried!
The Seduction of the Supernatural: Part 2
30 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A lot of people are less vanilla than they'd like to admit, but today we're covering some people that REALLY get freaky in the bedroom (at least in th...
The Devil (Patreon Exclusive Clip)
28 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We've covered hell, but what about the man that rules it all? Here's a little taste of Satan, his origin and history. Join our Patreon to listen t...
Lamest Tourist Attractions and Museums
26 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Life is so dull. Let's take a vacation. Let's see an experience, something new. Or, we could go somewhere awful and look at attractions so lame that o...
Trump Booed By MAGA Base, Manatee Mass Deaths, Maddow's Huge Payday, & More - Flash Fried 8/25/21
26 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
You could be listening to DOUBLE the Flash Fried every Wednesday if you join our Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/DFFPodcast
Tucker Carlson: Dumbest Man in America
24 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
He's America's most confused talking head. His bowtie may be gone, but his braindead takes will live forever. Prepare yourself for 5 times Tucker Carl...
True Bill Murray Stories You WON'T Believe
23 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tonight the guys check out some crazy situations that Bill Murray got himself involved in on Deep Fat Fried.
Why Did Cats (the Musical) FLOP so Hard? (Patreon Clip)
22 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Enjoy a trailer of our latest Patreon exclusive episode: 10 GIGANTIC Box Office Flops Listen to the full episode here: https://www.patreon.com/DFFPodc...
Spontaneous Human Combustion: Is it Real?
20 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Without warning, and without any obvious source of ignition a living human being BURSTS into flames hot enough to reduce their body into ash. Yet, com...
Afghanistan War Ending! Covid-19 Resurges! Q-Anon Doofus Murders his Kids! - Flash Fried 8/18/21
19 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Flash Fried from August 18th, 2021. Join our Patreon to listen to DOUBLE the Flash Fried every Wednesday! https://www.patreon.com/DFFPodcast
20 Horrible Movie Posters
18 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
When the guys were kids, they mainly picked movies based on posters. Some movies had posters that really evoked a sense of curiosity. Tonight, however...
The History of Orgies
17 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Whatever happened to traditional values? Whatever happened to the values that made us strong? Like apple pie, the American flag, drunken orgies? What?...
Paul's Family Through the Ages (Patreon Exclusive Clip)
15 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Get a taste of what may be our best Patreon exclusive episode yet! Our friend and cohost Paul, better known as Paul's Ego, is well known among our aud...
5 Rulers With Pitifully Short Reigns
13 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
How would you like to be king? What if it was only for 20 minutes? Tonight on Deep Fat Fried, we look at the 5 shortest reigns in history.
R. Kelly's INSANE claim! Andrew Cuomo GONE! Kent Hovind ARRESTED! Rand Paul Suspended! & MORE!
12 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Flash Fried from 8/11/21. You can listen to DOUBLE the Flash Fried every Wednesday when you join our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/DFFPodcast
Jean-Michel Basquiat: Part 2
11 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The continuation of last night's episode. Tonight we cover Basquiat's close friendship with Andy Warhol and, unfortunately, how he joined the 27 club.
Jean-Michel Basquiat: Part 1
10 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
He was a groundbreaking artist that started with graffiti and worked his way to the top. This was originally supposed to be a single public episode, b...
The REAL Conjuring (Patreon Clip)
08 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Here's a trailer of our latest Patreon-exclusive episode. We look at the couple behind The Conjuring series: Ed and Lorraine Warren. Did they really b...
Jared Leto's Worst Movies
06 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
He wasn't just bad as the Joker in Suicide Squad. Tonight we look at the worst examples of Jared Leto's acting career.
Biden asks Cuomo to RESIGN! Rihanna now a Billionaire! CDC Halts Evictions...Sort Of
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Flash Fried from August 4th, 2021. Join our Patreon to be able to listen to DOUBLE the Flash Fried every Wednesday. https://www.patreon.com/DFFPodcast
History of Rock Covers
04 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Chances are you've heard of these records, like David Bowie's Aladdin Sane and Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon. But do you know the stories behind ...
Exotic Pet Nightmares
03 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Cats and dogs? Ha! Some cannot settle for these pedestrian pets. Some require something more exciting and exotic, like hippos and monitor lizards. But...
Crazy Karens and Ben Shapiro (Patreon Clip)
01 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Check out part of our latest exclusive longer episode on retail workers' worst fear and the braindead takes of Ben Shapiro. Listen to the full episode...
Schlock Movie Posters
30 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We took a look at Pulp Covers, but that's crap compared to the awesome movie posters we got in the 80s and 90s, especially for the type of schlocky mo...