Delete This!

Feel the Fizz of Bluesky

26 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

OOPS, ALL SKEETS!!

Celebrity #6

10 Sep 2024

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The Donkey Hole

23 Aug 2024

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Popcorn Time!!!

08 Aug 2024

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WE BOTH LOVE THE SINK

27 Sep 2023

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Let's work through some stuff!

Hockey Drama!

02 Aug 2023

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Your Bird Window

26 Jul 2023

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We're back and we're different!!!

Oh Artie Boy...

18 Mar 2023

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Wet or Dry - Co-Hosted by a Frog

16 Feb 2023

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No One Checked the Squash!!

31 Jan 2023

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Tongue Appreciation

27 Jan 2023

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Wet or Dry #1: Normal Nightly Parkour

16 Jan 2023

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Actually Deleting This / Oops All Drafts!!

17 Dec 2022

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Sorry this came out late, it was a very busy week prepping for the holiday, doing the census, and then I got food poisoning and that kinda knocked me ...

The Reality TV Producers are in Charge

09 Nov 2022

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This was recorded last Sunday!! 

How I Would Delete This

31 Oct 2022

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There are options...

Now THAT's Rummkub

04 Jun 2022

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Warning, this episodes sounds bad and also /is/ bad. But the important thing is that we have a good time, which, we mostly did not. But I edited all o...

A Nuclear Bomb With No Off Button

24 May 2022

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Eclipse Fail

18 May 2022

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Like a Baked Potato

09 May 2022

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Re-Imbrugled

25 Apr 2022

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We've got another new format and I liked it!!

Only Because of the Patriarchy...

16 Feb 2022

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Let's name a drink together.

Split That Drop!

01 Feb 2022

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Super Uncool, Judas

19 Dec 2021

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Gotta hang out for the end of this one...

It's the Beeping!!

08 Dec 2021

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Lookin' fr PANTIES

11 Nov 2021

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Katherine and Hank talk to each other for an hour or so. 

WHAT COMES AFTER 49!?!

26 Oct 2021

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Rumbles Tumbles The Dune Drop Gummy Bear (Gaburker) Green

22 Oct 2021

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Join us for a short episode in which we are a little subdued because we did not want to interfere with kitten cuddles.

The Twilight Spectacular

25 Aug 2021

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I'm not gonna lie...it's almost all Twilight. 

Hozy Goaty

16 Aug 2021

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Talking McDonald's, population, food fights, and dumpster fires...

Guys Guys Burgers and Guys

14 Jun 2021

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What are you looking for?

Little Seatzers Peatzer Peatzers

03 Jun 2021

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Look, what if I just don't write anything in here anymore. I'm SLEEPY.

The Tooth Factory

26 May 2021

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In which Hank tries to just bring the *best* of Twitter to Katherine and then immediately fails.

FOR REAL THIS TIME?!?! - Season 2 of Delete This Starts Now.

30 Apr 2021

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OK, I think there's actually audio in this one. LOOOONG EXHALE....

Delete This: Oops All Drafts!!

12 Jan 2021

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Let's take a trip down memory lane through the lens of the last few months of Hank's draft tweets. There are so many more than this, it's honestly ast...

S1E6: Our Finest Work Yet

26 Oct 2020

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How much can you talk about Alan Tudyk on a podcast about Taskmaster? WE DECIDED TO FIND OUT!!!

S1E4: On The Ear Hair of a Swede

28 Sep 2020

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This episode possibly contains my favorite task so far...and it DEFINITELY contains Katherine's LEAST FAVORITE task so far!

S1E4: JOSH DESERVED IT

09 Sep 2020

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Taskmaster hits its stride in this genius episode. Every task is better than the next and our contestants are thinking further and further outside the...

S1E3: Everybody Boops Romesh

24 Aug 2020

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Romesh gets his nose booped, these people are terrible artists, Tim Key is a genius, and Hank is bad at counting.

S1E2: Josh Widdecombe with a Knife

10 Aug 2020

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Roisin's emotional intelligence shines in this episode, though her "asking Alex Horne a second question" intelligence does not. Tim Key brings a lot o...

TASKMISTRESS 01 - How Do You Make Brown?

04 Aug 2020

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Katherine, the Taskmistress, is here to judge the performance and judgement for Taskmaster Greg Davies, and we are shocked to find, right off the bat,...

FINAL EPISODE? Roman Mars, Explain the Tiddy Lamp

29 Jul 2020

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In which Hank and Katherine discuss the next step in their podcast journey, but also go through some quality tweets talking about everything from pers...

102 - Is Cancel Culture a Cake?

15 Jul 2020

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Hank's book is out and it seems like he actually didn't tweet that much this week! So let's talk about cake and a little bit about TikTok and watermel...

101 - Belon Busk and Banye Best

06 Jul 2020

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There are just some things we don't need to talk about. Do I find them very hard not to talk about, absolutely, but while I am intensely curious about...

100 - Michael Bolton was in Snow Dogs

30 Jun 2020

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In a very special 100th episode spectacular Hank and Katherine completely don't notice that this is their 100th episode and instead they talk a lot ab...

99 - a very small fire

16 Jun 2020

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Today is mostly an education, episode, it seems...though we do have a bit of a Tiger King conversation in the middle that I'm sure will get me in trou...

98 - The Cheesecake

10 Jun 2020

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Twitter has been an amazing resource for the last couple weeks so let's talk about that. 

97 - Chicken Dump Truck

28 May 2020

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Hank is on TikTok now and Katherine does not seem particularly pleased. 

96 - Throat Jerky

13 May 2020

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We have entered into the portion of our parenthood when we cannot eat a treat without being interrogated for 45 minutes about the existence or non-exi...

95 - Your Squid Hole

05 May 2020

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Hank and Katherine talk a bit about Hank's worries for social fraying based on the very visible ways in which people are behaving differently in publi...

94 - Brady and Beverly's Beetle Juice Pod Episode 1

28 Apr 2020

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Hank and Katherine are Brady and Beverly the two new hosts of Brady and Beverly's Beetle Juice Podcast! They are also themselves and they would like t...

93 - The Baba Yaga's Pillow

22 Apr 2020

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Good lord I'm not defending /DR OZ/ I'm just saying that lying is bad even when you're lying about trash people. Also, let's talk about our irresponsi...

92 - WE NEED TULIPS

13 Apr 2020

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Joe Pera is a delight, death is not a failure, and Hank has VERY STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT SQUIRRELS APPARENTLY.

91 - The Ring Toe

06 Apr 2020

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OH MY GOD SO MUCH HAPPENED THIS WEEK. From epic put downs to rap battles to waaaay over-sharing. It's time for another episode of Delete This. 

90 - THAT'S NOT A NOODLE

31 Mar 2020

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Every tweet these days is getting like 5x the engagement I expect...that makes me think we're ALL ON TWITTER ALL THE TIME. The good news is, that mean...

89 - So...

25 Mar 2020

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Katherine and Hank talk about Coronavirus a lot...almost entirely, honestly. But also there is BAT PEE!

87 - Delete This Whole Situation

18 Mar 2020

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Hank and Katherine would like to invite you into our blanket fort of worry...what else is there these days...

86 - Eat Sleep Play LAX Repeat

04 Mar 2020

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Coronavirus Misinformation makes Hank mad! So does housing policy. And Honda. And hand dryers! HANK MAY BE A LITTLE BIT MORE ANGRY THAN HE PROBABLY SH...

85 - Just Like Milk

11 Feb 2020

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Hank and Katherine discuss Iowa, some mistakes that weren't made, and DRINKS

84 - Noopers

04 Feb 2020

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Some mistakes were made! Michael Bloomberg shook a dog's mouth, Donald Trump doesn't know which Kansas City the Chiefs are in, there was a large bould...

83 - The Worst Thing to do With a Cookie

27 Jan 2020

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We're back...there were so many good tweets this week! Let's talk about hospital apologies, your boring toast opinions, and Captain Picard!

XX - Explain Boobs to me More (LIVE in Atlanta!)

15 Jan 2020

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Hank and Katherine discuss some very odd circumstances, play a twitter game with the audience, and meet Linda the Turkish dog!

XX - A Trenchcoat Full of Goldfish (LIVE in Raleigh!)

14 Jan 2020

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Hank and Katherine talk about Downeaster Alexa more, also we play a Twitter game LIVE WITH THE AUDIENCE which was really fun!

XX - The Meet Cute (Live from St. Petersburg!

14 Jan 2020

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Hank and Katherine discuss Goop, their meet cute, and coquina in front of a big crowd of rowdy Floridians!

82 - sAVE tHe WoRLd

09 Jan 2020

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We say some things we shouldn't about YouTube ads and also we try to get to the bottom of why hank loves to read hot-takes during breaking news.

81 - Space Drugs

30 Dec 2019

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We get a little relationshippy here, which I hope is OK. But we also make dumb jokes. And the song at the end is "Downeaster Alexa" by Billy Joel beca...

80 - Detweeted

24 Dec 2019

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I dingus'd a lot this week, also Twitter was a source of great stress and frustration for me this week, but also, Twitter is the world and the reality...

80 - Doogle Gocs

17 Dec 2019

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I am so sleepy I cannot think of anything to write...

79 - Christmas Pee

10 Dec 2019

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A special "Hank is compltely wiped after the Project for Awesome but cannot help but make this podcast" episode! Let's not talk about very much at all...

78 - Oops! I Dingus'd!

04 Dec 2019

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I mean, obviously we are going to be talking mostly about butts. 

77 - Tax the Dentists

27 Nov 2019

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Gonna get in the weeds about social capital today. Also about crabs.

76 - The Binker

21 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Party Man and Dangerous Girl take you on a wild trip through doggies and impeachment and socialism.

75 - Solidly Firth

11 Nov 2019

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Let's get mad about college recruitment! Sorry for the technical difficulties!

74 - Two Hole Beers

05 Nov 2019

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We're going to talk about Nazis in this one, so be warned. 

73 - None Pizza with Left Beef Will Never Die

28 Oct 2019

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Today we will discuss moose, electric cars, memes, turkish delight and our upcoming TBBLOBNOERN tattoos.

72 - Katherine is a Very Rare Dragon

23 Oct 2019

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Let's talk about campaign finance reform and how it's impossible to be a good person anymore. 

71 - Baby Gandalf

16 Oct 2019

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So, I got hacked, which was a huge pain in the butt and has taken over my life a bit! But now we're back! Let's also talk about...TwikTwoks, Twump, Fl...

70 - Go Cougars!

07 Oct 2019

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Giant chickens, badass cougars, and terrible song lyrics. 

69 - Gettin' the Noodles Out

30 Sep 2019

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Hank is a TikTok star now, so all bets are off.

68 - TBBLOBNOERN

19 Sep 2019

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We're gonna talk a little bit about jokes, and the conversation that is being had about them. Also I had a top reply to Rudy Giulianni, which was unpl...

67 - Put Me on the List for Dip

09 Sep 2019

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SHARPIES IT'S JUST SHARPIES THE WHOLE EPISODE IS SHARPIES

66 - American Aisles

04 Sep 2019

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Let's talk for way too long about Brolene and grocery store shelves and socialism!

65 - The Butt Tweet

27 Aug 2019

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Today we're joined by Nick Jenkins who will help us discuss everything from salty sweet foods to teaching at a university to why Twitter was suddenly ...

EARTH BONES (EPISODE 1 AND 2)

19 Aug 2019

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It's Earth Bones! And then Delete This! And then Earth Bones and then Delete This again!! Basically, in the beginning it's Madison, and then it will f...

64 - i have an IDENTITY

13 Aug 2019

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There's some really good stuff in here, I think. When it comes to bad news on Twitter...and big news...and things that we have lots of thoughts about,...

63 - One of Your Tastemaker Friends

07 Aug 2019

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Hank and Katherine start off with some real fun! Number neighbors turn out to have been a really wholesome Twitter thing. But then everything went sou...

62 - BONK BONK

30 Jul 2019

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Hank and Katherine talk toads and CATS and eggs and astrology and, yes, despite all of our efforts to the contrary….Gushers.

61 - Alan, You're a Go for Pee Pee

23 Jul 2019

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In which Katherine has strong opinions about FaceApp that Hank would like to officially distance himself from...and also we're very worried about Amer...

60 - Perma Slurmpin'

09 Jul 2019

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Let's make this one quick, but also funny. Hank and Katherine are going to discuss their friend's viral tweet, Cream of Wheat, being escalated to Appl...

59 - Cows Are Comin'

01 Jul 2019

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Hank and Katherine talk about the Twitter Hole Prank, Smash Mouth's All Star (of course) and what a good dirty boy Jon Cozart is. Sorry our Beyonce ep...

58 - Deleted by the Sun

17 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Near the end of this episode we take a weird turn, so hopefully that isn't too jarring. Basically, Katherine and I accidentally stumbled across the po...

57 - Keanu Just Sleeves

10 Jun 2019

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Twitter was rough for me this week, but we mostly don't talk about that. Instead, we have John Green Soccer Manga to discuss...four word advice, very ...

56 - Horny for Arm Socks

03 Jun 2019

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Hank and Katherine discuss business ideas, concerts, sexual orientation, and people's dumb food opinions.

55 - Multiple Exhalent Canals

27 May 2019

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Hank and Katherine talk about salps, monkies, the worst fork, idiotic injuries, embarrassing word confusion, and how ricotta is probably not even a ch...

54 - 100% Frappy Chappy

13 May 2019

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Hank and Katherine discuss THE TEA...but only a little bit. We spend more time on the importance of birthday cards and whether Gush Milk is soda.

54 - Puff the Magic Daddy

06 May 2019

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Have we cried on Delete This yet? There's a little bit of crying in this episode. Let's get mad about elitist bread and Ken Jeopardy getting dragged i...

53 - 600 Boxes of Gushers

29 Apr 2019

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In which Hank accidentally buys 600 boxes of Gushers. Also, let's talk about spoilers, your luxury face bones, book titles, and the Ant-Man theory.

52 - Tactical Emery Board

23 Apr 2019

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Let's talk about ocean garbage, Notre Dame, milking the gush, tactical emery boards, Antman, and flicking people off instead of flipping them.

51 - She Works Hard for the Gushie

15 Apr 2019

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So, we're going to have some pretty serious conversations about loneliness and regressive politics. We are also going to talk a fair bit about Gushers...

50 - It's a Peeve!

09 Apr 2019

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In which Hank and Katherine discuss peeves, april fools, Katherine's library of sighs, speculating about what Putin thinks, twitter holes, writing boo...

49 - Garfield's Blessing

01 Apr 2019

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Let's go down some Twitter holes. Let's Cancel Bill Clinton...but NOT MAYOR PETE! Let's meet Fiji Water, and play the first ever Delete This-Specific ...