Dis Dat with My Cousin Vlad

Episode 176: The Age of Self

19 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad encounters challenges that sway his mindset a fraction, takes account of what is real and fake, realises that no one is getting into a relationsh...

Episode 175: Light At The End Of The Tunnel 🚊

13 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad denounces any warnings about life traps, gets controlled by his kids, asks his father in law for his Mrs hand in marriage, talks about Woolies an...

Episode 174: Hot Chicks & Fashionable Guys

08 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to 2024! Vlad calls the year in with rants on fashion, women being contradictory, blokes lying and being too fashionable to pick up chicks, ho...

Episode 173: C#nty Cousins

29 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Live from the Audi, Vlad watches 2 x new movies, goes on holidays with the family, dissects toxic family issues, sets some boundaries, gets told his M...

Episode 172: 🎅 The 2023 Christmas Special 🎄

22 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! Vlad rants on 'self-care' specialists, getting his testosterone checked, wog family lunches, who he'd have at h...

Episode 171: Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Vlad discusses why men are from Mars and women are from Venus, red flags on first dates, why men are attracted to drilling, getting married ...

Episode 170: Why Men End Up On The Roof!

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad tries to avoid his Mrs by putting up Christmas lights on his roof at night, realises society is a trap, discusses people pretending to work from ...

Episode 169: Wogs Love To Stare

01 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Wogs love staring and Vlad starts sweating from embarrassment at a Christening, talks about how to seize the moment, Wives VS Balkan Mother-in-Laws, w...

Episode 168: Raised in the 90s

24 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad walks in the bush to find an injured rock wallaby, is paranoid about normal life because of 1990s trauma, visits a library with interesting chara...

Episode 167: Man Of The Year

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To Vlad's delight, Kim Kardashian graces the cover of shitbox magazine GQ's Man Of The Year edition, placing in the category of Man of the Y...

Episode 166: Corporate Middle Management Boss Bitch

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Instant Karma Vlad regrettably travels with Jetstar and sits next to a CMMBB and watches her not get what she wants, when she wants and how she deals ...

Episode 165: Great Expectations

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad snaps about the village mindset, poor communication amongst men toward each other, how mental health is a part of everyones life these days, work...

Episode 164: Embarrassed Wog

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad argues with a few hours with his Mrs on the drive home from Canberra, learns about himself, gets lost in the rabbit holes because of exhaustion, ...

Episode 163: The Wog of Palais Theatre

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad wraps about Melbourne, playing to thousands of people, the difference between Sydney and Melbourne, getting married late or early and committing ...

Episode 162: Drunken Conversations with Doctors

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Red wine and sashimi, Vlad gets tipsy and spins some Doctors out at a private luncheon in an expensive waterfront home, discusses being famous only be...

Episode 161: Brain Sharpening

29 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad reads about how Mick Jagger isn't leaving his children any inheritance, attends a funeral, dives into the depression of our technology depen...

Episode 160: YOU'RE NOT SERVING ME!

22 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad wants people to serve him and his ideology, so he gives advice about deleting people from your cypher that don't serve you, takes no account...

MDMA with VLAD - Ep 1 "Change Your Mind" with John Anthony (Transcend)

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome Vladiators! Welcome All! MDMA with My Cousin Vlad is a new segment on the podcast that stands for 'Modern Day Mind Advice' - in an e...

Episode 159: How To Buy a House in 2023

15 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You think you can't buy a house in this country,  Vlad gives you a dot point list of strategies to get one, how to live to 250 years old to pay ...

Episode 158: The Perfect Tinder Profile

09 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad celebrates 10 years of marriage by helping you desperados edit your Tinder profiles to attract a woman to be the mother of your children, how to ...

Episode 157: IBBY AKBAR & JETSTAR!

01 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Vlad flys into Melbourne to have dinner with Ibby Akbar and the Sooshi Mango boys, jumps on a 30 min Podcast with Ibby and talks camels, con...

Episode 156: Broken Foot

25 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad snaps his foot at Tennis, pays off a Range Rover for a doctor, gets trolled by feminists, looks in the mirror for problems, takes a trip down mem...

Episode 155: The Corporate Wonderland of Sydney

18 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad lands back in the city that is a beautiful flower without a perfume, Sydney. Chats about jumping on the Matildas bandwagon, how a cultureless cor...

Episode 154: Summer In London 2 (Drunk Girls & Drunk Guys)

11 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Week 6 In Europe! Vlad falls in love with London, gets booed off stage, wins over hearts at his own show, swims with a homeless man in Hampstead, reco...

Episode 153: Summer in London (Alright?)

06 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Week 5 in Europe, Vlad descends on one of his favourite countries, England. Only his 3rd visit here, Vlad walks through Soho, meets an Indian cabbie, ...

Episode 152: Summer In Europe 4 (Saints & Sinners)

31 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Week 4 in Europe, Vlad rants on never getting a beer while waiting at a bar, going to church daily, swimming in the deepest lake, an uncle that slaugh...

Episode 151: Summer In Europe 3 (Waterslide SmokeFest)

21 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Vlad learns that "If you die you die" is the motto of the Waterpark, smokes a pack of cigs in a restaurant without a lighter, spea...

Episode 150: Summer in Europe 2 (Special Forces)

14 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad continues to enjoy the serenity and beauty of the simple life in Europe, questions whether we've been doing it wrong in Australia, meets the...

Episode 149: Summer in Europe

08 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad lands in Bangkok, then Vienna and finally Lake Ohrid, Macedonia, and rants about carrying 8 suitcases, Thai Women giving his kids chocolates, hor...

Episode 148: Where in the World is Vlad!?

30 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rips in before taking off overseas, talks about getting fit if you're single, Wog Cars, changing careers for money plus much, much more!SUPP...

Episode 147: Dedicated to my Grandfather, In Loving Memory

22 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad dedicates the entire podcast to the greatest man he has ever known, his late Grandfather, Ilija. Vlad recounts stories of his childhood, his gran...

Episode 146: Is Your Life Boring?

09 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rants about changing his routine to muster creative inspiration, why most people are bored, how to have a good night out, how to deal with loss, ...

Episode 145: TEDSTHETICS

04 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

And you can't change my mind! Vlad sits down with TEDDY aka TEDSTHETICS in Brunswick Melbourne to chat about how he got to hundreds of thousands ...

Episode 144: F**k Boy Island

26 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to F**k Boy Island with your host My Cousin Vlad. Vlad rants about funerals, ghosts in buildings in Melbourne, Sydney Hairdressers with red ha...

Episode 143: Finking Out Loud

19 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

CATASTROPHA TOUR is announced and on sale Monday 22nd May via Ticketmaster. Vlad dives into a weekly rabbit hole about flow state, law of least effort...

Episode 142: In My Bedroom with Covid

11 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad travels deep into his memory and realises how distorted the human mind can be. A deep episode, not for the shallow and thoughtless non Vladistotl...

Episode 141: Super Official

06 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Late podcast and Vlad chats about superficial society, lazy fat parents by choice, mid life corporate fitness tracker athletes, game plan for keeping ...

Episode 140: Get Your Gooch Out on OnlyFans!

28 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad opens his OnlyFans account to show you where the sun don't shine, talks about being a tragic romantic in high school, licking the Pacific Oc...

Episode 139: Aliens & Robots & You

21 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Strap in with Vlad for a tour of the future with AI Robots that pleasure you and your partner, modern day dating conversations, Vlad chats about wheth...

Episode 138: A Fat Guy in Fish Net Stockings

14 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Good Friday sends Vlad down wild rabbit holes about life, morality, Sam Smith and death, answers questions on creating a fortune VS family, having wog...

Episode 137: Leisure Land

06 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad slips into leisure mode and discusses the importance of filling your leisure cup amongst the hustle and grind of the modern world, talks about be...

Episode 136: How to Wog Wedding 2023

31 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad snaps at his Mrs for busting her tyres, explains in rough detail how to have a successful wog wedding, chats about growing up in the 90s, what to...

Episode 134: Dirty Laundry

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You better air out your dirty laundry before it stinks up your house, Vlad rustles through frustrations, goes to see Eckhart Tolle, discusses whether ...

Episode 133: Hello? Guru Vlad Speaking...

17 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Not everyone is a shaman drinking bark sap, Vlad does a live meditation station for parents and people thinking of starting a family, gets his head do...

Episode 132: Birthday Bash on Bondi Beach

10 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On Vlads Birthday, he talks about his beach umbrella destroying the Audi, how a Samoan can woo a Maco mother, whether attraction is necessary in love,...

Episode 131: You Live Soul, You Breathe Soul, You Are Soul

03 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad tries his best to not be cynical and find peace at Yoga with old ladies, thinks whether 3 kids is too much, gives a definitive guide on How to pi...

Episode 130: Bush Doofs & Blueberries!

24 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Another week another catastropha, Vlad rambles about ruining his body and talking to a Doctor, sinking into an ice bath, getting smacked in the mouth ...

Episode 129: Anxiety & the AI Future

17 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad has a panic attack after 3 shots of coffee, gets an ultrasound and falls asleep, reads a troubling conversation with an AI computer, ponders the ...

Episode 128: World of Sydney Reno's

10 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Enter the world of Sydney Renos, Vlad works out Pamela Anderson was the original Reno in 1997, trying to find love without the Sydney Reno, looking fo...

Episode 127: Sorry Man

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlads opening Wogologue goes left into how to be present in a mental society, being more Jetlagged than an astronaut, the state of pop music now VS ba...

Episode 126: Puerto Rican Judo

30 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Judo know what dis is? Vlad gets hit by someone with some Puerto Rican Judo, tells the story of his overseas trip in America, deals with mental women ...

Episode 125: Ask Away U.S.A 🇺🇸

21 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Questions flying in, Vlad rants in his bedroom in Utah about racism, promiscuous women in Hip Hop, what he thinks of himself, going back 5 years to ch...

Episode 124: Novak Is Back!

16 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad flys to Utah to rant about Novax Djokovic returning to Australia, playing Rafael Nadal with all his OCD, surviving a female household, where Vlad...

Episode 123: W🌏GS ON HOLIDAY!

06 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy New Year to all! Vlad rants about W0gs on Holiday, what he observed for a week up the coast with half of Europe and the Middle East there, Andre...

Episode 122: 🎅🏽 The 2022 Christmas Special🎄

23 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! Vlad puts on the Santa hat and delivers gifts on thy Vladiators, what happened at Santa photos in 2022, drunken Xmas BBQs w...

Episode 121: The Snatch Catch

17 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Lifes a trap in all evaluation, Vlad reviews Meghan & Harrys Netflix show, talks about women becoming men, why young blokes are finding it near im...

Episode 120: It's Cracker, Bro! Crackerrrrrrr!

09 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's Cracker, Bro!!! Vlad does not like the word Cracker, sings a Jingle Bells cover track, talks about staying intimate with The Mrs, whether so...

Episode 119: Kanye & Balenciaga Walk into a Bar

02 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Chaos! Vlads opening Wogologue talks of Kanye and the state of social chaos in current western culture, rips into his diet, talks about casual partyin...

Episode 118: Acupuncturist with No Ass

27 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad gets acupuncture off a lady with no ass. goes to Luna Park with the family, sees Jordan Peterson in person and answers questions about keeping ca...

Episode 117: Woke Up in a Woke World

20 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In a world where anything is right, Vlad congratulates a trans woman on her rightful win in the Miss America pageant, travels down the Catastropha pat...

Episode 116: Shadow Ban Beef

12 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Shadow banning, beef on IG, losing weight with Karen, Vlad rants on IG influenzas, how to be a health freak in 2022, answers questions about going lef...

Episode 115: Takeoff & Transcend (feat. John Anthony)

04 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad catches up with friend John Anthony (Transcend) and chats about positive psychology, depression, love and loss, patterns of thinking and getting ...

Episode 114: Munja!

28 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad trips on Kanye, deleting social media, women that don't need men, people licking plastic vaginas on IG and the future of being monitored bey...

Episode 113: Love in Digital World 🌏💗

21 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad has a moment of doubt for about 2 weeks, dealing with head noise, finding meaning in 2022, is love even possible any longer and answers questions...

Episode 112: Trying to Grab God By The Balls

14 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

God love the Vladiators! Vlad roameth among the forest and rants on Alex Jones getting sued, Andrew Tate less hate, favourite movies and why, what he&...

Episode 111: Euro Trip 2006 (Part 2)

07 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

(continued) Vlad flys back to 2006 to revisit the Europe Trip of a lifetime, early 20s with friends travelling to 15 countries. This week Vlad recount...

Episode 110: Invanity

30 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

After taking a break, Vlad plunges right back into the insane world of social media, wonders why women with 6 grams of clothing on are revered, how me...

Episode 109: Doctor Average 👨‍⚕️👩‍⚕️

19 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rips right in to Doctor Average and wonders how everyone who never went to school knows so much about medicine and illness, talks about people th...

Episode 108: God Save The Queen

09 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

RIP Queen Elizabeth II - this week Vlad laments on the Queen, Harry and Meghan De Markle, Nick Kyrgios and his Mrs Pty Ltd, answers questions about ma...

Episode 107: Professor of Filosophy

02 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Wrapping as usual, Vlad discusses some American politics, why Joe ABiden should have a wander through a field, having the cold for 5 months, advice fo...

Episode 106: Zzzzzzzzzzzz

27 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad tiredly spits about same culture relationships, whether karma is real, major life challenges in the past 3 years & who knows what else came u...

Episode 105: Rich Hippies With Micro Chips

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Freshly licked rivers from Byron Bay, Vlad gives a light run down of what Byron has become, talks about being in a police station for drink driving, w...

Episode 104: The Robot That Rammed My Wife

12 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad comes down from the snowy mountains where he meets the pinnacle of customer service, gets rejected from a restaurant, rants about cancel culture,...

Episode 103: Self Love Stories

05 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad is under the influence and gathers steam about self love, lonely dildo salespeople, being pushed down a mountain, money and the pursuit of happin...

Episode 102: Trapped in the Mind of a Woman

01 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

With a blocked up nose, Vlad ponders life and gratitude at a funeral, a fat optometrist detects bad eye sight, women with no filter, the difficulty of...

Episode 101: How I Proposed In The Snow

22 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ciao Bello! Ciao Bella! Vlad walks back through New York during the time The Godfather was filmed in, realises how people we revere are sometimes moro...

Episode 100: ONE HUNDRED!!!!

18 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Century!!!! One Hundred podcasts and growing, Vlad reviews his trip to Brisbane, ongoing colds and flus of 2022, his most valuable life lesson he has ...

Episode 99: Yannis Pappas (New York Comedian)

08 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad hops on the Zoom with hilarious New York comedian Yannis Pappas, who recently released a very funny 1 hour YouTube special called 'Mom Love&...

Episode 98: The Chemist with 7 Investments

01 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad gets roped into spending a small mortgage at a Chemist who is the greatest salesperson on the planet, how life is a Boa Constrictor, advice for g...

Episode 97: Partying with Dimche & Drake

24 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Drying off after a solid river licking, Vlad discusses the future of Trans Olympics, helps out a Vladiator that can't go left with his Mrs after ...

Episode 96: The Current Flex Culture

17 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad chats about his Mrs doing burnouts in the driveway, why TikTok is the worst place on earth, how to lick rivers, what attributes a good Mrs Pty Lt...

Episode 95: Vladiators Ask | Vlad Answers

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week Vlad answers 7 x listeners questions, from Why coke is socially accepted, situations he nearly died, the Top 5 Self Help books, trusting you...

Episode 94: Euro Trip 2006 (Part 1)

03 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad flys back to 2006 to revisit the Europe Trip of a lifetime, early 20s with friends travelling to 15 countries, Vlad barely gets to stop number 2,...

Episode 93: Big D!ck Energy

27 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad retells the story of riding in an ambulance, miraculously making his sold out theatre show, how to pick up chicks and not be a fraud, where to fi...

Episode 92: Jump Out The Plane

19 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jump out the plane, take the leap of faith, make the change! Vlad talks about the election, Scott Morrison and his Mrs Pty Ltd in Hawaii, Politicians ...

Episode 91: The Story of the Kmart Junkie

13 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Don't we think we know it all? Vlad tells the true story of his Perth altercation at Kmart, speaks on the worst Uber drivers in Australia, sporti...

Episode 90: The Future of Botoxed Men & Single Females

06 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

As the world turns, Vlad wonders whether 1990 was a better year than 2022, finks about what his children are gonna be like in the future, what is righ...

Episode 89: Me, Johnny Depp & The Fat Guy from New York

29 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week Vlad sends it about the Johnny Depp trial, batting off an algorithm,  the modern Atheist movement, why its not what you know or who you kno...

Episode 88: The Sermon In The Audi

23 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Orthodox Easter, Vlad planes around how politics is not funny, tells stories about when he bought a Monaro when he was 21 and what it did to him...

Episode 87: The Gut Instinct In The Forest of Catastropha

19 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Breaking branches, kicking squirrels and ducking owls, Vlad navigates through the forest of catastropha with only a shredded gut. This week he rants o...

Episode 86: Pumped Up Lips!

08 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Walk with me, let me take your through the sights! Vlad rants on pumped up lips, the hit single, discusses passion and careers and breathing deep at w...

Episode 85: The Dopamine Rabbit Hole

03 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Smashed through Vladelaide and back into the double brick furnace for a fierce slap at everything in his way, Vlad chats about putting his neck out go...

Episode 84: The Long & Winding Road (to the Athenaeum Theatre)

28 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hot off a SOLD OUT Melbourne Theatre show to 800 Vladiators, Vlad walks you down the long and winding road of preparation, hypochondria and catastroph...

Episode 83: People Have Lost It!

19 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Whilst listening to a 94 year old play piano at David Jones, Vlad snaps about do-gooders and fake heroes, racism gangs, how the government is door kno...

Episode 82: The Belated Birthday Podcast

15 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Every year survived is another year closer to becoming Immaculate. this week Vlad goes to a Location Wedding, spots some differences between African p...

Episode 81: The Casino Catastropha

04 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad walks into the casino and finds out how catastropha it is, pictures a balanced world with Jimmy Camel, talks about not pushing Putin, disappointi...

Episode 80: War! What Is It Good For!?

25 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Living in wartime, Vlad spits his guesses on the Russians invading Ukraine, why paranoia and power don't mix, how to fit in being shredded and go...

Episode 79: "You Have 549 New Messages"

19 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad gets 549 new messages and wonders why he's anxious? Having a chat about the Sydney Shark mauling, finding a way to forgive people, negotiati...

Episode 78: Wild Wog Wedding

12 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad recounts his cousins wedding, how love is the answer,  the passion for frashin', ramming like a champion, keeping the Mrs interested, the s...

Episode 77: Get Hitched Or Die Trying

05 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Get stitched or die trying? or Hitched!? Vlad journeys through what to do if you don't know what to do with your life, takes the family to Westfi...