Dis Dat with My Cousin Vlad
Episodes
Episode 76: BlehBlehBlehBlehBleh!!!!
29 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad goes on a rant about doing a real estate appointment with tenants, the Russian tennis argument, being a smug arrogant prick in a band, ...
Episode 75: Sunday Philosophy Special!
23 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Vlad stops into the garage for a spontaneous Sunday Special, ranting about philosophy with his grandfather, why people want to destroy themselves thes...
Episode 74: Sooshi Mango!
20 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
When it comes to Wog Superstars, you don't get bigger than the Victorian heads that are Sooshi Mango! These 3 boys have revolutionised European h...
Episode 73: COVIDSTROPHA!
15 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Back to wrap after a week of isolation, Vlad journeys through having Covidstropha, Novax Djokovic and his fleet of supporters VS The Government and th...
Episode 72: Smashed on New Years Eve!
01 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
HAPPY 2022! Jumping into the new year right, Vlad rants about the past year and lessons learnt, the week between Xmas and NYE, recovering from a broke...
Episode 71: The 2021 Christmas Special
24 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
MERRY CHRISTMAS IMMAC VLADIATORS! Vlad goes for a walk through his Melbourne day adventure, eating borek with Sooshi Mango, getting spotted in a VL by...
Episode 70: Welcome To The New World
18 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome, here's your VR goggles, Vlad rants on Tik Tok and the level of cringe and catastropha, what he'd do if his Mrs came home with a Syd...
Episode 69: Alexander "The Great" Volkanovski
10 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Its not everyday you sit with the World UFC Featherweight Champion Alexander 'The Great' Volkanovski! Vlad cooks up a Macedonian feast for l...
Episode 68: Past, Presents & Future! A Big Talk!
02 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Its nearly Christmas, so Vlad wraps some presents for you all! This week we walk through the Apple store to fix an iPad Mini Pro Max Extra 5.798, deal...
Episode 67: On Holidays!
25 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded in the Audi in a garage on apple headphones, Vlad stitches about being on holiday with the kids, getting 60 mins a day or chill time, navigat...
Episode 66: The Metaverse Catastropha
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Back to wrap with a classic pod, Vlad rants about going into the Metaverse, crypto kings and NFT billionaires, the current covid state of catastropha,...
Episode 65: Daniel Georgievski (From Backyard Soccer to International Football to Fatherhood - and everything else)
13 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Vlad sits down with international and local football legend Daniel Georgievski, covering Daniels journey from Western Sydney backyard soccer to playin...
Episode 64: Geoff Jowett (Vision PT & BodyTrim Founder)
10 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
From money, success, booze, drugs and the high life, to inner peace, sobriety, happiness and life balance - Vlad chats with co-founder of Vision P/T a...
Episode 63: WAZA
06 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Vlad sits down with Sydney music producer Warren Abela aka WAZA. Warren is a valiant hip hop producer, cutting samples over original compositions, has...
Episode 62: Drunken First Dates!
31 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded while laying on his back, Vlad covers the past 3 weeks of having a destroyed back, how the Island Boys are modern day genius comedians, going...
Episode 61: Anthony Salame
24 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Vlad sits down with Sydney comedy gun Anthony Salame, talking all things culture, getting bashed by your ethnic Dad, telling the truth in a torture ch...
Episode 60: Freedom Week!
16 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
FREEDOM WEEK! Vlad comes out of his house to find empty parks and crowded cafes, watch tradies gambling on sports, review a male contraceptive Ball Ba...
Episode 59: Heads, Jetskis & A Little Chinese Lady
09 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad gets physically abused by a little Chinese lady using as a massage therapist, takes his kids to the beach while his back is destroyed, ...
Episode 58: The Political Matrix!
02 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week heats up with Vlad covering all the political headlines and why we are in a state of catastropha, Gladys Beridiclian quitting as Premier, ...
Episode 57: Back to the Future!
25 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As the world turns, Vlad recounts the Melbourne tradie protests, how Ghandi booted the British out of India, a movie review of Blood Diamond, takes a ...
Episode 56: A$AP Rocky Pounded Rihanna
18 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad covers the red carpet of catastrophas at the Met Gala, documents the ramming session of A$AP Rocky and Rihanna, how Conor McMuffin near...
Episode 55: You're Not a Slave! You're Just a Little Boy!
11 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
20 years after 9/11, Vlad revisits where he was on that day, how the lockdown is buckling everyone, tells of his few near death experiences, reenacts ...
Episode 54: How To Wog
04 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad travels to the golden era of the 90s, being a soft cock in his VL, doing burnouts in a company car, dealing with this pandemic without ...
Episode 53: I GOT VAXXED!
28 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Vlad enters the new dimension of Vaxism: this episode Vlad walks through all things Vax, debunks some conspiracies, revisits his Bucks Party, has a go...
Episode 52: Only Fans
21 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad rants about his father-in-law trying to cut his grass, doing weights with the Mrs in the yard, the news about Only Fans, takes a trip d...
Episode 51: Dinner with Caitlin Jenner
13 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Still in lockdown, Vlad goes on a journey into his childhood with people that could tease the positive aspects of their friends, how Facebook has made...
Episode 50: Healthy Harold Got Deflated!
07 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad shoots a Wrap Video with cops and helicopters, joins N.W.A, talks about when he deflated the tyres on Healthy Harolds caravan, the char...
Episode 49: Ski Trip with The Boys
31 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this journey we revisit a past boys trip to the snow with Tony the Durry Muncher, Jovche the Booze Boss, Zok the easy goer & Rich the tight ass...
Episode 48: Protest! Protest! PROTEST?
24 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad dissects the Sydney Protests, how the Government is about to lift the lockdowns, the Tik-Tokkers taking photos with Police horses &...
Episode 47: Silly C*nt Valley
17 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad rants about these politicians that have become superstars in this pandemic, the geeks that control people from Silly Cunt Valley, what ...
Episode 46: How To Work With Tradies
10 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad goes left on Tinder, advice for young fathers, how he became a lone wolf in the forest licking rivers, ruining his laptop with Rakija &...
Episode 45: Real Estate Shreddegies #1 [Pande The Power Lifter]
03 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Estate Show #1: This week Vlad recounts meeting Pande the Power Lifter, how to deal with hot headed vendors, how to deal with unprepared firs...
Episode 44: A Short Journey into Modern Culture
26 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This weeks Vlad uses perception to debunk modern dating, dating apps, why love is dead, the Corona-Catastropha & how not to waste your 20s. Sig...
Episode 43: A Guide to Clubbing in Sydney
19 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this stormy Saturday, Vlad rants about how he has finally reinstalled his back fence after 1.5 years of arguing with his neighbour, the 5 people he...
Episode 42: Are You Built For Success, bro?
12 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this freezing ass Saturday in June, Vlad rants about Floyd Mayweather fighting some Pokemon reviewing YouTuber, how his life dramatically changed b...
Episode 41: How I Met The Mrs
05 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this sunny Saturday, Vlad rants on the new level of Moron in the art world, Mums breastfeeding in Yoga positions, Advice he'd give to his 18 y...
Episode 40: The Christening
28 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad recounts the events of his sons Christening, wearing skinny jeans with Kim Jung Un-cool, getting smashed on a reef, why he's in re...
Episode 39: The Angry Episode
21 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad snaps about attention seeking morons, a sh*t scenario at a listing presentation, his top 5 bands/artists & his daughter calling an ...
Episode 38: Nuttin' Wrong Make!
14 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad muses over listening to hardcore village Wogs, what got him into Real Estate and Comedy Strategies, his favourite craft beers & goi...
Episode 37: Take Me Home, Country Roads!
10 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad recounts the family trip to Nelson Bay, changing the carpets in the house & an altercation in a Golf Club with a sweaty singer. SU...
Episode 36: Fashion Victims on Holy Sunday
02 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hallelujah! Vlad rants about fasting, Holy Easter at the church, fashion victims living with their parents and forgiving your sins. SUPPORT THE SPONS...
Episode 35: Byron Baes
24 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad preaches about Khloe Katastrofian, Byron Baes, tips on being a real estate agent & how to balance work, life, family, river licking...
Episode 34: A Day at the Zoo!
17 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad rants about going to the Zoo with the family, a SmuGG mum, Gary Can Of Vee & predicting the future like Nostrildamus. SUPPORT THE ...
Episode 33: Getting Heads Done In 24/7
09 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad rants about American snacks, losing all patience and gaining patience in one go, watching a live football game & realising the Mrs ...
Episode 32: Dick Pics & Box Shots
02 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad goes left on Easter Fairs with Bikies on the rides, Lads wearing their Dads nautica jackets, the death of romance & sending nudes o...
Episode 31: Ed Sheeran Doesn't Care
28 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad rants on his live shows, working for Jetstar while he's on a flight, dealing with a tired Mrs Pty Ltd & Ed Sheeran the little ...
Episode 30: Ca$h Is King
23 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad wraps about Unisex toilets in Melbourne, drunken Vladiators at shows, losing his suit & realising that ca$h is king to wogs. 2021 &...
Episode 29: Stage Fright!?
15 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad rants about performing in a 100 year old theatre, being helped by a 90 year old legend, meeting a load of Victorian Vladiators & ne...
Episode 28: I Don't Eat Macca's, Bro!
06 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad wraps about Modern Weddings in Rural Towns, the new trend of Home Chefs & taking the wrong turn and ending up in Picton Macca'...
Episode 27: If You Don't Ask, You Don't Get!
26 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad goes on about is dealing with stiff cants, people that cant hack their jobs & getting discounts buying shoes in department stores. ...
Episode 26: Massage Parlours
20 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad rants about a gassy asian masseuse, proposing the right way to your Mrs & a muppet called Ruppett. 2021 "PEOPLE ARE GONNA LOS...
Episode 25: Definition of a Good Mrs
13 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad rants about Nick Kyrgios, the Australian Open, Covid Catastropha & the definition of a good Mrs. 2021 "PEOPLE ARE GONNA LOSE I...
Episode 24: Hype Beasts
06 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad rants about being a hype beast, having knees of a 80yr old roman greco wrestler & how Tik Tok is built for catastrophas. BUY TICKET...
Episode 23: K-Mart Katastrofa
30 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad rants about going to K-Mart with the kids, Conor McMuffin getting knocked out & taking the Mrs out on a date night and ending up in...
Episode 22: G-Strings at the Beach
23 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad rants about observing a G-String epidemic at the beach, Conor McMuffin and the catastrophas of the UFC/KFC & finally getting some r...
Episode 21: Wogs Wrestling in a Park
18 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Vlad rants about grappling his brother-in-law in the park, watching his 3 year old berate a family & why the old school are way harder t...
Episode 20: School Is Over!
10 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
WHAT A WEEK! In this episode Vlad shreds about Donald Trump and Joe Abiden by the law, face tattoo Instagram heroes, high school yard gangs & how ...
Episode 19: Fake Drug Dealers
06 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
HAPPY NEW YEAR! In this episode Vlad rants about New Years Eve, fake drug dealer outfits, doing your tax with the Mrs & losing my commission! 2021...
Episode 18: The Christmas Special
26 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
MERRY CHRISTMAS FRIENDS! In this episode Vlad snaps about Christmas festivities, going fishing with Wogs, Covid Marshalls & being ployed sugar as ...
Episode 17: Keeping Up With The Katastrofa's
19 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Vlad rants about the Sydney Reno, Face Injections, Magic Mike Live & how Cavoodles have ruined blokes in 2020. 2021 "PEOPLE A...
Episode 16: Pharting at the Physio
12 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Vlad rants about physiotherapists, the Corona Catastropha & finding the Audi damaged! 2021 "PEOPLE ARE GONNA LOSE IT" AU...
Episode 15: St George Slaying Dragons
06 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Vlad wraps about St George slaying dragons, negative mates, Nintendo Stitch & balancing chaos while trying to smash 5 Heinekens ...
Episode 14: Wog Pool Parties
29 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Vlad rants about Mike Tyson's brawl, Wog Pool Parties, Christmas family time & why you shouldn't wax your whole body. 20...
Episode 13: People Are Gonna Lose It!!!!
23 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Vlad reveals BIG NEWS, battling garbage, why Jesus wore a dress & why people are gonna lose it in 2021!2021 "PEOPLE ARE GONNA...
Episode 12: Froffin On Ya
13 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Vlad chats about his new nemesis Con Kostalotadollas, fake miming rappers with zero steeze & how to stay positive in an upside dow...
Episode 11: Hoover Ass Mums
07 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Vlad chats about Mums at F45, how getting old is similar to being strangled by a Boa Constrictor & trying not to lose his mind dur...
Episode 10: Instagram Influenzas!
02 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Vlad chats about going to court for a fence, Instagram Influenzas and why getting smashed is the anti-christ. 2021 "PEOPLE ARE GO...
Episode 9: How To Deal With Fake Friends
23 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Vlad chats about how to deal with fake friends, the USA Election, golf on Greg Normans resort & flirting with a tank at Service NS...
Episode 8: Sold Out!
15 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Vlad chats about his sold out debut shows, becoming a hedge fund manager, ordering coffee in Sydney & getting chased by a mountain...
Episode 7: HACKED!!!
08 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Vlad chats about being Hacked and Deleted, The Book Of Job, getting his eyebrows tinted and nose waxed.SUPPORT THE PODCAST: https://ww...
Episode 6: Sober October?
01 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Vlad chats about Keto Heroes, sobering up for a moment, meeting a motivational builder and why the UFC has the worst tattoos of all sp...
Episode 5: Bill With The Beamer
26 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Vlad chats about doing P.O.T with his daughter, Gucci hikers, how to interrogate some in a politically correct way & why his Mrs w...
Episode 4: Sky Divers & Dopamine Dealers
17 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Vlad chats about young billionaires, David Blaine, how YouTubers are the new drug dealers & plays a special acoustic song about lo...
Episode 3: W.A.P
10 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Vlad chats about fat swim coaches, why rappers have wet asses and how his daughter has already outwit him. SUPPORT THE PODCAST: https:...
Episode 2: TWOOOOOOOOOOEUUUEUUEEEWE
05 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Vlad chats about buyers agents, gaming & reads a book from 140 years ago. SUPPORT THE PODCAST: https://www.patreon.com/mycousinvla...
Episode 1: The Pilot
02 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Vlad chats about Corona-Catastropha, bleaching assholes and his shows. SUPPORT THE PODCAST: https://www.patreon.com/mycousinvladContac...