Kicking Off Season 2 - Solo
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Okay, I don't even know where to begin. I set like a little bit of a prep of the things I want to talk about. First up, let's talk about the lettuce famine. We've got the lettuce famine going on. Nora thinks she might have succumbed to it. Nora, how you feeling?
What is the weird lettuce/cyclospora scare and misty Legionnaires fog Grace mentions at the start?
I don't think that. Okay, well, and if you don't mind me saying, you did just say you almost blew up the coffee house.
Yeah. I had to take Sunny to get in here because I said I had to pee my pants, but I went in the coffee shop. Oh, nice. Nice. So you think you got the lettuce stuff? I don't think I had the lettuce stuff. I think I ate something that messed up my tummy.
So I'm going to tell you what. Thanks for telling the whole world. And again, we can cut this.
Okay.
But I was just... I'm not sick. What? I'm not sick. I'm twisted. You are sick as fuck, dude. You are sick. Yeah, I'm sick as fuck. You're sick as hell. Beep, beep. Smells great. Oh, the ships are coming in. My ancestors are here. What the fuck was that? There's never this... Anyways. Hi, guys. Welcome in. There's a parasite... Yes. Things you need to worry about in New York. A misty fog that literally nobody's talking about that can give you, can you look that up what it's called? I think it's called ligma. You gonna get ligma. yeah no so there's something other than the parasite it's um this ambiguous misty air that could is um fatal to smokers and it's only up in like about legionnaires legionnaires legionnaires disease yes so are we saying that right yeah i don't know it's not a disease um but it is a an um what is it called it's a disease i was breaking manhattan that's sick in dozens oh
It's a disease?
The question is, is it a disease?
It is a disease.
It's a disease. Now, no one's really talked about this disease, and I don't know why. It's, um, you can only get it in, um, up, up, up, up, up, up, east side. Um, and it's coming from some kind of a water tank, and I went to a buddy's, uh, birthday party over there, and the whole time, I forgot about it. Uh, I, because my whole, this whole time, I heard about this. They sent out a newsletter about in my apartment that said hey watch out for this we're on the east side you might be screwed and so i've like kind of just been like kind of cautious about it then i went to a birthday party up up up up up east side totally forgot about it i would have wore a mask or something because i'm a smoker i'm a smoker so i'm i'm not immune you know i'm i'm worried about this um so that's one thing you need to worry about this ominous mist that is uh affecting the city as a whole um
that nobody's talking about. Furthermore, we've just had the wildfires come down from Canada. Thank you. Thank you to our sweet, sweet neighbors up above. Why is it all coming from the north? What? No answers there.
We're not scientists. Well. Why is it coming from the north?
No, that's not really like a question you could look up. Are you just Googling why is it coming from the north? And what is it? Could you imagine if I just typed in, why is it coming from the North? And all that comes up is Santa Claus.
From the North Pole. Just seeing someone's search history that's just, why is it coming from the North? Oh, speaking of which, what's your search history? Computer's different.
Let's do, they want to know.
Hold on.
While she looks up her search history, because I always think that's fun to look into.
Oh, got it. Oh, yep. Steven Van Zant, Sopranos. Okay.
Steven Van Zant, movies and TV shows. Now, let me stop you there. Now, that is because I put on my bandana a little weird. Let's put up a picture of Steven Van Zant. That's his name? Yes. And Nora told me that this guy, she goes, oh my God, you look like the guy from The Sopranos. Nope. Bruce Springsteen's band. Bruce Springsteen's band. I said, how the fuck do you know who's in Bruce Springsteen's band? And then she said, it's the guy from Sopranos. I said, no, you're just being racist. Not all Italian Americans look alike. And not all people from Jersey look alike. And then Nora said he's from Watertown where they found the guys.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:14
2
What is the weird lettuce/cyclospora scare and misty Legionnaires fog Grace mentions at the start?
0:14–13:00
3
Why is Grace checking and reacting to a friend’s Google search history on-air?
13:00–39:37
4
Which podcast clips and celebrity reactions does Grace critique (Lil Dicky, Lil Wayne, Keeping My Best Friend Secret)?
39:37–58:43