Chapter 1: What inspired Romesh Ranganathan to join the podcast?
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Dish from Waitrose is a Cold Glass production. This podcast may contain some strong language and adult themes. Hello, I'm Nick Grimshaw. And I'm Angela Hartnett. And this is Dish from Waitrose. Welcome.
Hi, Ange. Hi, Nick. How are you?
I'm good. You all right?
Yeah, very well. Thank you. And you?
How's your morning?
Good. Busy. Lots going on today. I've got a busy day.
Smells fantastic in here today. Hey, it's Valentine's Day this coming Saturday.
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Chapter 2: How does Romesh balance his busy schedule with multiple projects?
Are you enjoying it, being on the West End?
Yeah, it's good. It's been amazing. I didn't appreciate that it's every night. When you say that to somebody, they go, yeah, of course it is. That's what you agreed to do. But you don't appreciate every day. People don't appreciate every day until you're doing every day. Yeah. You know? I don't think people get it.
People need to say, I do think, any job, any situation, kids, family, marriage, whatever, people need to say, it's every day.
It is every day, man. We just had Jessie Bookley on the radio, and she was saying when she got married, she really didn't want to say, till death do us part, because she was like, so long.
I talked about this in my last tour show, about the concept of marriage. I want to be crystal clear on this. I'm massively in love with my wife and I'm really glad to be married to her. But, listen, love is real and love is great and it's wonderful. But I did sort of question the concept of marriage as a thing. Because when you first get married to somebody, these people...
And then even in a few years, you can be totally different people. Yeah, of course. So you just have to, I don't know.
If you look at the romantic side, is that the fact is love is blind. You put up with it, don't you? You don't mind that there's those. That's the whole point.
Yeah, that's the whole thing is you go on the journey together. Yeah, exactly. And it's a beautiful journey through all of the different changes and challenges.
And we have Lisa around the back. She's coming in to tell us about your side.
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Chapter 3: What are Romesh's favorite foods and culinary preferences?
Would you stand up and perform?
The love language in my house growing up was just roasting each other. my mom would like sometimes wheel me out and go, do the impression of me, darling. Do it when I'm trying to find the coffee. Do it, do it. No, this is so good. You should watch this. Watch this. Do it, darling. Do it, do it. So it'd be like that. So they'd like kind of get me out to do that.
I remember this is really dark story. When my dad passed away, so my brother, this starts really dark. My brother found my dad. He had a heart attack in the house and passed away. And my dad found him. And then when I came in, my brother called me. I was at a gig and he goes, dad's collapsed. So I came into the house and then immediately started crying.
And then we found out, you know, he passed away. The next day, we're sat around, and we'd gone to see my mum, and we're all trying to figure out what to do. And my brother was like, we were really quiet at the time, and my brother said to me, Rom, I go, yeah. And he goes, well, what was that noise you made yesterday, man? And I go, what? He goes, when you saw Dad, he goes, you're not embarrassed.
He goes, I know you're upset, but he's just like... We genuinely started cracking up because it was bad. It was like that meme, you know, that... But I didn't know that I make that noise.
You know, like it's like in an emergency situation, something happens.
But you don't know how brave you are until you're in a situation where you have to say something. I didn't know that I made that noise.
I just love the fact your brother brought it up.
Should we start with, we always like to go through our guests' food likes and dislikes. Should we start with yours, Ramesh? We love that they're written by you. First up, full disclosure, you are famously vegan. When it came to food loves, you start with, I love my mum's aubergine curry, which Angela has tasted. Very good curry. Why did you taste it, Ramesh?
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Chapter 4: How did Romesh's love for doughnuts lead to a business venture?
Wow. I reckon three minutes before. What time of day are we talking? This was like, Nick, I hate to tell you, man, it was one in the afternoon.
One in the afternoon?
When do you think would be a good time to do that? I don't think there is one. If I'm thinking I'm scrumpy, give me a Rubik's cube. What? But the rest of it was fine. The rest of the visit was fine. What did you do with them? What did I do with them? I don't know. I definitely took them home. No, you didn't know. Did you? I wasn't expecting a lot of questions about what I did. I panicked.
I felt like a politician on the BBC on Sunday morning. It's like, shit, what did you do with them? I think I took them home to like, because I wanted to show Lisa what happened. Yeah, nice to re-gift.
Valentine's Day. We're going to go through the rest of the lights because there was a diversion. You also nearly killed yourself eating Lao Gan Ma crispy chili oil.
Yeah. Yes? What the hell happened? Do you guys like that chili oil? I don't know that. It's like crunchy. It's got like... I think soy beans and onions fried in it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. It's wicked.
Anyway, somebody said to me, oh, I'd seen somewhere this stuff is amazing on pretty much everything, right? So I'd started getting into it and it started to become a bit of a problem. So I was eating it all the time. And then it got to the point where I would happily eat it on its own. Oh, wow.
So what would happen is I'd get back from like, it was like one of the early nights of one of the previews of the play. And I got back and as a little... As a little treat for myself, I'd have a tablespoon of the chilli oil, right?
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Chapter 5: What makes cauliflower and spinach curry a special dish?
So what made you go for a curry, Ange?
Well, one, obviously, Romesh is vegan. Look at me.
No, I'm just... I'm sorry. Ange, what made you go... For a curry. What made you go curry?
Yeah. Why did I go curry? Seasonality. Cauliflower, isn't it? Yeah.
Lovely.
Absolutely. And cauliflower is a great thing when you make a curry because it absorbs all the flavors of all those different spices and everything like that. Wow, this is delicious.
How did you make this so tasty?
It's the layers of flavor, isn't it? It's all the stages. So you start off, you put your little oil in the pan, put curry leaves and cumin seeds, toast those off for a couple of minutes, add your spinach. And then take that out of the pan. So in a way, you've seasoned the pan. And then it's onions, garlic, coriander stalks, and ginger in the pan. Cook that down until it's softened.
But a good five, ten minutes, you know, not just quickly in the pan.
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Chapter 6: How does Romesh's upbringing influence his comedy style?
Yeah, we'll read them to you. There we go, yeah, okay. You've hosted the BAFTAs. And you've won BAFTAs. Yeah, yeah. Oh, thanks, guys.
Yeah, there we go. You've rapped at the Scala in London and have your own rap name. You're a rapper.
Come on. Hold on a second. I just want to pull you up on that. All right. I'm just reading this. No, well... Can I tell you about the, I'll tell you the story about the Scala.
You're putting yourself down again.
Well, no, I'm just, listen, it was a great, it was a great night. Yeah. I was in a battle, rap battle at the Scala. I got to the final. It was me against this guy that was actually really good at it. And I said, my rap name, Ranga. I said, this is going to offend you, I think.
Okay.
Because of the lack of culinary knowledge. And I said, this is Ranga. I'm here rocking the Scala. You can't handle the heat of my chicken tikka masala. Now, that got me knocked out of the competition. Now, obviously, chicken tikka masala, nobody's going, oh, that's a bit punchy, that tikka masala.
No.
Right, so I got humiliated so badly in that competition. Genuinely, my friends asked to leave separately. All right, let's grab that one.
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Chapter 7: What challenges does Romesh face when performing stand-up?
And then you start to like, you keep that stuff and refine it. And then gradually it gets bigger and bigger. and then you've got more stuff, and then you start to go, okay, I think I've got a show now. That's when you start going, okay, I'm doing a work in progress, and then people come and watch it. There's a theatre right down the road from my house, which I do do new material there.
The only problem is, it's like... I remember once I did like a new material hour where it's just like me and a notebook. It's like Romesh tries some shit out is what we called it, right? And I just walked off. Well, that didn't go very well, but who cares? Not who cares, you know. Back to the drawing board.
Yeah.
And then I was at the shops and then somebody comes up to me and goes, do you know what would make that superhero bit work? And I'm like, but oh, God. I don't want to get people giving me feedback on this when I'm out and about living my life. Do you know what I mean? Doing the school run. There's somebody going, I'll follow the punchline. So I started moving them a bit further.
Do I move out of your county to do good comedy?
Yeah, too much, too much. And that was his mum. Change that bit. Well, I always like it when I see live comedians. I mean, a lot of the time it's in London, but if you watch it on TV, you see if they're in Glasgow or they've gone somewhere else, they'll refer to where they are. Because everyone does have different humours as well.
And the audience you must react to in different areas of the country, I imagine.
Yeah, well, I mean, the worst one was I went to America to do some shows over there. They're just offended by different things. And also, they don't have as many...
like brown people right in public kind of so they don't sort of they can't can't process your background so anyway that on one of my tours i had a bit that the gist of it was i would join isis if they had good wi-fi that is that is the that is the like that is the premise of the bit right so so when when when when i was doing it when i was doing it when you do it in the uk yeah
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Chapter 8: What is Romesh's advice for aspiring comedians?
He's doing the bags, yeah. So good to see you. In this scenario, we keep saying we'll have to go for food. And now look.
Now it's still there.
It's done for you. Thanks for bringing that in, Tom.
Ramesh, here is your end of show question to win that goodie bag. If you don't answer, Tom gets it. Oh, wow. What in the bag? It's not full of vegan stuff, is it? Throw a lamb chop in it.
Maybe the odd thing. Yeah, we'll stick something in there. Hi, Ramesh. Thanks for coming on Dish. You made it look effortless. You did. To win the Waitrose goodie bag, just answer the following question. Of all the celebrity weakest links you've had the chance to meet, whose performance stands out? Who is the weakest link of the weakest links? Thanks, Team Dish.
So what they're saying is, slag someone off to win some shopping.
Just quite weirdly, I've never been asked to do that show, even though I'm one of your best friends. Unbelievable. Reid, have you never been up? No, no, no, no.
Can I tell you something? I think I said you'd never come up to do it. It's in Glasgow.
Yeah, but by the way, there'd be an easy answer right now because I'm awful at that sort of general knowledge.
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