Dispatches From Myrtle Beach
Episodes
Lookin' Back: Dad’s Dumbest Fight (2022)
23 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! While Charles and Link are away for the holiday break, we're throwing it all the way back to 2022, to an episode full o...
How Nancy’s Surgery Went | DFMB Episode 149
16 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link virtually reunite after seeing each other briefly over Thanksgiving. Link discusses wanting to see how long his beard can grow into 2...
Does Dad Know Who Taylor Swift Is? | DFMB Episode 148
09 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link try to solve riddles sent in to them, and Charles gets hilariously tricked by one. Charles tries to identify modern items in another ...
Does Nana Sound Like This Cartoon Character? | DFMB Episode 147
02 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles gives a holler-out to a wildland fire patrolman and his wife. The two watch some impressive (and not so impressive) paint hack videos, and dec...
Dad’s Secret To A Long Life | DFMB Episode 146
25 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thanksgiving, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link discuss what they're grateful for this year, and react to unseen photos of Charles Sr. (Link's gra...
Dad Tries To Pronounce Fashion Brands | DFMB Episode 145
18 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles gives an update on Nancy's upcoming surgery, and tells Link about the 2025 Neal Family reunion that he wasn't able to attend. Plus, Link expla...
Dad’s Kool-Aid Detention Story | DFMB Episode 144
11 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's 11/11, make a wish Myrtle Beasts!! The two react to a paint reel and the viral "buttery flaky crust" video, and Charles sees the picture of Rhett...
What Movie Universe Would We Live In? | DFMB Episode 143
04 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link give a tattoo artist, who is tired of the usual small talk, some conversation starter ideas. Charles gets a spam email from someone w...
We React To Dad On Good Mythical Evening | DFMB Episode 142
28 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Hallo-week, Myrtle Beasts! Charles shows off his Halloween costume, and sets the mood with a spooooky story (that he tells in the dark). Link up...
Dad’s Cliff Jumping Adventures | DFMB Episode 141
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link give a heartfelt holler out, and find a halloween decoration that looks just like Charles. Charles tells Link about his times skippin...
Dad’s Update On Nancy’s Health | DFMB Episode 140
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles gives some news on Nancy's health, and discusses how they're dealing with the process. The two grade a listener's barbecue, and react to a Lil...
Our Trips To D.C. & Pennsylvania | DFMB Episode 139
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles recaps his time at the SOS Festival, and tells Link about his trip to Pennsylvania to see Noah's Ark. Link talks about his experience at a mus...
Dad Confronts Scam Callers (In-Person Ep.) | DFMB Episode 138
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s our last in-person episode of 2025! Charles gives his opinions on what other tradesmen and women are like, and what they think of painters. The...
We Discuss Our Southern Accents (In-Person Ep.) | DFMB Episode 137
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link discuss driving Lincoln's sports car to the office. Charles gives a holler out to the famous shag club in Myrtle Beach, Fat Harold's....
Our Handyman Adventures At Link’s House (In-Person Ep.) | DFMB Episode 136
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Neal boys are reunited at last! Charles joins Link in LA with quite a splash, appearing as his famous GMM Gen Z alter ego, Chaz. The two recap the...
Dad Tries To Pronounce Trader Joe’s Products | DFMB Episode 135
09 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles gets ready for his visit to Los Angeles. The two watch new paint hack videos, react to a fan's tattoo that Link designed, and talk being at th...
Dad Bathed With Alligators | DFMB Episode 134
02 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Guess what, Myrtle Beasts?! Charles is going to LA again! The two get ready for his big trip to California, and discuss some of the things they have ...
Lily’s Visit To Myrtle Beach | DFMB Episode 133
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles surprises Link with another incredible Charles Roan performance, and Nana pops in to say hello. Plus, Charles recaps Lily's big visit to Myrtl...
Dad Tries To Pronounce Starbucks Orders | DFMB Episode 132
19 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles gets ready for Lily's visit to Myrtle Beach, and the two react to a bumper sticker seen by a listener in South Carolina. Plus, Charles helps a...
Dad Reacts To Unhinged GMM Moments | DFMB Episode 131
12 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link read a stand-out Apple Podcast review from a listener, and the two react to some recent hilarious moments from GMM. Plus, Charles ans...
Link Goes To Ireland & Charles Goes Backstage | DFMB Episode 130
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Link recaps his family trip to Ireland, including his trouble with obeying speed limits and newfound obsession with sheepherding. Charles tells Link a...
Dad Reacts To Rhett In Drag | DFMB Episode 129
29 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles serenades Link with "Pink Pony Club", and the two have another fun call with Nana. Plus, Charles tries to identify items in another edition of...
Charles' Nightmare About Link's Hair | DFMB Episode 128
22 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles discusses his strange nightmare about Link's hair, and then reacts to an old Rhett & Link video of "skin walling." They go over some different...
Link Reacts To Charles’ Hilarious Story About Nancy | DFMB Episode 127
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles provides life-saving bbq to some Myrtle Beach lifeguards. Link reacts to Charles looking ripped in a photo. Charles tells Link about his recen...
Dad Accidentally Set Himself On Fire | DFMB Episode 126
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link give their opinions on some paint reels. Charles tells the story of when he accidentally set himself on fire, and the messy aftermath...
Dad Reacts To Silly Comments About Himself | DFMB Episode 125
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles surprises Link with yet another wig and Billie Eilish song, and it of course, did not disappoint. Plus, the two react to comments about Charle...
Charles Reacts To Link Peeing Outside | DFMB Episode 124
24 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles learns of Link's recent habit of peeing outside with his dogs. The two talk about their trips to Hilton Head and Big Sur. Plus, they react to...
Dad Delivers Paternity Test Results | DFMB Episode 123
17 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles tells Link about the job that Nana always wished for him. The two help a listener deliver paternity news to two possible fathers. Plus, Charle...
Does Dad Sound Like Kermit the Frog? | DFMB Episode 122
10 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A listener proposes a “Don’t Tell Christy” segment, and Charles and Link give their thoughts. The two give advice on dealing with anticipatory g...
Dad Reacts To Viral Proposal Video | DFMB Episode 121
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Link tries out a Tik Tok prank on Charles, and the two talk about their breakfast habits. Producer Logan shares some news with Charles and Link. Plus,...
Dad Tries To Spell ‘Piñata’ | DFMB Episode 120
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a big day of birthdays! Charles and Link talk about their plans to celebrate. Link pretends he's turning 73 and Charles pretends he's turning 47 ...
Dad Reacts To Lando On GMM | DFMB Episode 119
20 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link watch a paint video unlike anything they've seen before, and Charles sees Lando's viral GMM moment for the first time. Plus, we learn...
Dad Reacts To “Lunch” By Billie Eilish | DFMB Episode 118
13 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles shows up in style in one of Nancy's wigs, and surprises Link with a special song. Link recaps his time at Coachella, and Charles talks about h...
We Learn About Swingers In Florida | DFMB Episode 117
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link talk about a recent caffeine experiment from GMM and help a third grader prepare for a big spelling bee competition. Plus, they watch...
Dad Tries To Pronounce ‘Onomatopoeia’ | DFMB Episode 116
29 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link talk work, wigs, and pollen, and Link gets tricked into yet another deez nuts joke. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce more words, and ...
Nana Joins The Show! | DFMB Episode 115
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles tells Link about his recent trip to Raleigh to see Brooks & Dunn in concert, and about the Myrtle Beasts he met along the way. Link recaps his...
Charles Reacts To Link As A Drag Queen | DFMB Episode 114
15 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles tells Link about his new diet. The two watch more paint hack videos in efforts to impress Charles (a hard task, no less!). Plus, Charles tries...
The Craziest Things Dad Has Eaten | DFMB Episode 113
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link watch an old Neal family video, which brings back a lot of memories. The two help a listener with an age gap relationship issue. Plus...
Dad Pranks Link | DFMB Episode 112
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles gives an update on the fires in the Myrtle Beach area, and plays an April Fools' prank on Link. Plus, a listener sends in a poem about the pod...
Dad Tries To Spell ‘Illinois’ | DFMB Episode 111
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Link tells about his experience seeing some of the aftermath from the LA fires in person, and Charles shares an emotional update about his dog, Gypsy....
What’s In Dad’s Search History? | DFMB Episode 110
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles shows Link his black and blue fingernail from an injury, and tells him about some DIY "surgeries" he's done in the past. Link tells Charles ab...
Dad Brings On Professional Shaggers | DFMB Episode 109
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie Womble and Jackie McGee join the show to talk all things shaggin', and Link talks about his own recent experience "shagging". Plus, Charles at...
Nana Roasts Link | DFMB Episode 108
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link call Nana to check in on her. Charles tells a story about getting in trouble in grade school, and the two give advice to a new teache...
Dad Reacts To Hilarious Comments About Himself | DFMB Episode 107
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link talk about their weekend plans, and Charles announces the big upcoming music festival in Myrtle Beach. The two react to videos of rob...
Dad Does The Polar Plunge | DFMB Episode 106
18 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Links tells Charles about a fun week test-driving the new EV Hummer, and Charles talks about his experience doing a polar plunge in the ocean. Plus, C...
Dad Got Stuck On An Elevator | DFMB Episode 105
11 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles tells Link about the time he got stuck in an elevator, and the longest he’s ever stayed awake in his younger days. Plus, the two enter the r...
Dad Reacts To Crazy AI Tech | DFMB Episode 104
04 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles accidentally roasts Nancy for never riding her bike. The two react to a cool paint tape tool, and are confused by a new AI-powered refrigerato...
Dad Tries To Spell ‘Massachusetts’ | DFMB Episode 103
28 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charles gives an update on Nana, and helps promote a listener’s band. Plus, Charles is tested to the limit as he tries to spell AND pronounce words....
Link’s Fire Evacuation Experience | DFMB Episode 102
21 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back and safe! Link recaps his experience during the fires in Los Angeles, and what it’s been like trying to move forward. Plus, Charles sha...
Lookin' Back: Dad's Wild Wedding Stories (2023)
14 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey there, Myrtle Beasts. Due to the fires in Los Angeles and keeping the Mythical Crew safe, we weren't able to get in the studio to record our lates...
Dad Reacts To Internet Comments About Himself (100th Ep. Special!) | DFMB Episode 100
07 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to our Dispatches From Myrtle Beach Extra Special 100th Episode Extravaganza! And Happy 2025! Charles and Link reflect on the last 2.5 years, ...
Lookin' Back: Dad Was Struck By Lightning (2022)
31 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
While Charles and Link take a week off, we're throwing things back to the early days of Dispatches. To learn more about listener data and our priva...
Dad Learns Gen-Z Slang | DFMB Episode 99
24 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
HO HO HO! Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! For our last regular episode of the year, “Santa” and Link talk about their holiday plans, and recap anot...
We Get Stumped By The Mad Gab Game | DFMB Episode 98
17 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles goes on a mission to find a late shag dancer’s hall of fame star. Charles and Link watch (and judge) a new paint hack compilation. Plus, the...
Our Thanksgiving Together | DFMB Episode 97
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link recap their Thanksgiving together in North Carolina, and help a listener whose family wants to overstay their welcome for the holiday...
Dad Tries To Pronounce ‘Empanada’ | DFMB Episode 96
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles gives a holler-out to a young professional shag dancer. Link takes Charles through a well-known dialect quiz from The New York Times to see if...
Dad Tries To Spell ‘Casserole’ | DFMB Episode 95
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gobble Gobble Gobble! Link and Charles look forward to their big Neal Thanksgiving in North Carolina. Plus, Charles tries to spell different Thanksgiv...
Dad Gets In Trouble With Nana | DFMB Episode 94
19 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles recaps his time at the Cammy Awards, and tells Link all about Nana's eventful visit to his house. Plus, Charles tells an old story of being pu...
Dad Attempts “Snot Mike Up Puffed He” | DFMB Episode 93
12 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Santa Clause (Link) came early this year and delivered big gifts for Charles and his sister! The two discuss the big deliveries, and Link can finally ...
Dad Tries To Pronounce Harry Potter Characters | DFMB Episode 92
05 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles gets emotional from a Myrtle Beasts’ email, and the two share their heartfelt feelings about the podcast and the Dispatches community. Charl...
Dad’s First Spelling Bee | DFMB Episode 91
29 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles is back in Myrtle Beach! He fills Link in on his trip to Key West, Hurricane Milton, halloween plans, and his experience on this year’s Good...
“Rhett” Joins The Show! (In-Person Ep.) | DFMB Episode 90
22 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s our Halloween Special with Charles in person for one more episode! “Rhett” & Sheriff Link talk about their excitement for Good Mythical Eve...
Dad Learns To Pronounce ‘Quiche’ (In-Person Ep.) | DFMB Episode 89
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s our second in-person episode of the year! Charles tells Link what his 3-course last meal would be if he were on death row. The two tell stories...
The Newlywed Game ft. Nancy! (In-Person Ep.) | DFMB Episode 88
08 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the first of 3 very special in-person episodes! Charles recaps his flight to LA, him and Nancy’s day with Lando while Link was in New York, a...
Charles Roasts Link | DFMB Episode 87
01 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Link talks about crushing his old truck in the newest episode of Wonderhole, and the feelings surrounding it in the Neal family. Link and Charles do i...
Dad Breaks Up With Someone’s Boyfriend | DFMB Episode 86
24 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link get a heartfelt message from a listener, and get sentimental about their dogs. Charles helps a listener break up with her boyfriend. ...
Dad Crashed A Party | DFMB Episode 85
17 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles recaps his recent trip to Savannah, Georgia. Link shows Charles a cool painting hack he found. Plus, the two discuss whether they would have s...
Dad Learns To Pronounce ‘Anime’ | DFMB Episode 84
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Link updates Charles on his recent bout of COVID. Charles shows Link a cute video of Nana, and announces that he’s coming to LA again for a fun-fill...
Our Memories Of Charles Neal Sr. | DFMB Episode 83
03 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles raves about Nancy’s homemade ice cream, gets a much awaited update from a listener, and Link teaches Charles about the “button”. Plus, t...
Dad Tries To Pronounce Medical Terms | DFMB Episode 82
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles shows off his new bobble head, and learns about a cool new painting hack. Plus, Link and Charles try to pronounce medical terms. Holler out to...
Our Funniest Injuries | DFMB Episode 81
20 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Link and Charles give an update on Nana, discuss their weirdest injuries, and talk about their favorite music artists growing up. Plus, the two put a ...
Our Summer Vacations | DFMB Episode 80
13 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Link recaps his month-long vacation to Hawaii, and Charles tells us about his fun-filled family trip to the North Carolina Mountains. C’mon and have...
Charles Learns To Pronounce 'Meme' | DFMB Episode 79
06 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link give advice to a listener who’s trying to convince his wife to play golf with him, and Charles tries to help another listener whose...
How We Differ From Our Wives | DFMB Episode 78
30 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles updates Link on his garden. The two talk about how they differ from their wives, and how it makes life more fun. Plus, they try to help a lis...
Dad Learns Modern Slang | DFMB Episode 77
23 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re in the dead of summer and boy is it HAWT in Myrtle Beach (and California)! Charles and Link discuss the heat, and talk about the disdain peopl...
Charles Goes On The Radio | DFMB Episode 76
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link talk about their school rivalries growing up. Charles recaps his trip to St. Augustine, Florida, and tells Link all about his time on...
Dad Brings On A Local Celebrity | DFMB Episode 75
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles' friend and local celebrity, Jim Quick, joins the show for some good ‘ole southern fun! The three talk about Jim and Charles’ friendship, ...
We Write A Song Together | DFMB Episode 74
02 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles talks about his big 4th of July plans in Myrtle Beach, and gives advice to a listener about starting their own business and pursuing a trade a...
Dad Tries Body Blowdrying | DFMB Episode 73
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles tells Link about the origin of his famous catchphrase, “that would be correct!”, and reveals that he tried Link’s body blowdrying techni...
The Time Dad Streaked | DFMB Episode 72
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The two talk about Charles’ surprise appearance at the Good Mythical Tour show in Raleigh. Link enlightens Charles about his mind-blowing body-blowi...
We Celebrate Father’s Day Together | DFMB Episode 71
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Father’s Day AND Happy 2-Year Anniversary for the podcast! The two celebrate and reminisce, and in the spirit of the celebration, Charles tell...
Dad’s Hitchhiking Stories | DFMB Episode 70
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Link informs Charles about the importance of naked morning stretches. Charles tells Link about an encounter he had in Lowe’s. Plus, Charles talks ab...
Our Birthday Surprises For Each Other | DFMB Episode 69
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Link AND Charles’ birthday week! The two talk about their plans, and surprise each other with virtual gifts. Plus, Link sees if Charles knows...
Lily Surprises Charles On The Show | DFMB Episode 68
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We have a very special guest today, Myrtle Beasts!! Link's daughter, Lily, surprises Charles and joins the episode, and proposes an idea to come house...
Dad Used To Be A Hang Glider! | DFMB Episode 67
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our hearts are full and so is Charles’ mailbag! Charles shares stories about the most adventurous things he’s ever done, including whitewater raft...
Charles Confronts Link | DFMB Episode 66
07 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles finally finished his big house painting job (sort of)! Link tells Charles how the plane ride with his mom and mother-in-law went. Plus, Charle...
Dad’s Weirdest Job Story | DFMB Episode 65
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link discuss their nap schedules and rules, and tell the weirdest thing that has happened to them at their jobs. Plus, the two reenact the...
Charles Pronounces More Words | DFMB Episode 64
23 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles learns about Link’s viral tattoo photo, where he was called both a twink and a lesbian. The two try to convince a listener’s co-worker to ...
Dad Goes To Washington D.C. | DFMB Episode 63
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Spring has officially sprung and tourist season is kicking up in Myrtle Beach again! Charles tells a joke for old times’ sake, and recaps his recent...
Link’s Daughter’s 21st Birthday Party | DFMB Episode 62
09 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link are still basking in the glory of NC State’s unforgettable final four run. Charles talks about how Nancy’s jewelry booth went, an...
Charles Helps Link With His DJ Set | DFMB Episode 61
02 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Link tells Charles about a surprising visitor he has coming to town, and the “mom sandwich” he soon will find himself in. The two discuss plans fo...
Dad Reacts To The Cybertruck | DFMB Episode 60
26 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles finally tries the awaited huskless popcorn sent to him from some friends he made in Aruba. The two discuss what job they’d pick to have for ...
Charles Spots A UFO In Myrtle Beach | DFMB Episode 59
19 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In another edition of the “Belch Life Bulletin”, Charles discovers that Myrtle Beach is a hotspot for UFO sightings in the U.S., and shares his sk...
Charles' New Business Idea | DFMB Episode 58
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles buys new shagging shoes. Nancy joins the show to give some updates on her mom, and promote her jewelry booth at the North Myrtle Beach St. Pat...
Link Teaches His Dad About Rap (Plus A Special Announcement!) | DFMB Episode 57
05 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Myrtle Beasts, we’re here to make your day even brighter than usual - we’re officially back to weekly full episodes!!! Charles and Link discuss th...
Confused As A Fart In A Fan Factory (Southern Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #19
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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Dad Enters “The World’s Sexiest Man” Contest | DFMB Episode 56
20 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our 2nd “Weirdest Show” trophy finally arrived! Charles asks Link to give Dispatches a holler out on The Tonight Show. The two give advice to a li...
What The Heck Is A 'Situationship'? (Gen-Z Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #18
13 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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Dad’s Valentine’s Day Tricks | DFMB Episode 55
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles tells Link about his big painting job. The two share their Valentine’s Day strategies, help a listener in a Groundhog’s Day dilemma and ch...
Quit Goin' Around Your Ass To Get To Your Elbow! (Southern Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #17
30 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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