Dispatches From Myrtle Beach
Episodes
Our Trips To New Zealand & Aruba | DFMB Episode 54
23 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Two Neal vacations calls for a longer dispatch! Link recaps his family vacation to New Zealand, filled with a visit to Hobbiton, cave exploring, scuba...
What The Heck Is 'Spilling The Tea'? (Gen-Z Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #16
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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We Made Our Wives Angry | DFMB Episode 53
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
2024 is here and the Neal boys are back! The new year sparks a conversation about the future and past - Space Odyssey: 2001, the moon landing, JFK’s...
Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit! (Southern Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #15
02 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, it's time for another Southern Slang of the Week! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle ...
What The Heck Is Rizz? (Gen-Z Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #14
26 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for...another new mini dispatch segment! Introducing: Gen-Z Slang of the Week! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices...
That's About As Useful As Tits On A Bull! (Southern Slang of the Week) | Mini Dispatch #13
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for...a new mini dispatch segment! Introducing: Southern Slang of the Week! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices vi...
Link’s Trip Back To North Carolina | DFMB Episode 52
12 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link recap their time together in Myrtle Beach, and help a listener pick his first-ever tattoo. Plus, the t...
Never Stop Playing! | Mini Dispatch #12
05 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
"We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing." -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at y...
Dad Tries To Learn French | DFMB Episode 51
28 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link hear some “wife sandwich” stories from Myrtle Beasts. Charles helps a listener who broke a towel rack while getting “intimate”...
Let Out Those Farts And Feelings! | Mini Dispatch #11
21 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's always better to let it out than to keep it in! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service! To learn more ...
Link's Family Health Scare | DFMB Episode 50
14 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our 50th episode is here and Charles’ mullet is gone! Charles and Link celebrate 50 together. Charles tells Link a story about getting recognized at...
Don't Be Afraid To Be A Little Weird! | Mini Dispatch #10
07 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Just be yourself, Myrtle Beast! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service! To learn more about listener data a...
Our Spooky Encounters | DFMB Episode 49
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Halloween from Elvis and Mickey Mouse! The two discuss their dislike of scary movies, talk about spooky encounters they’ve experienced, and sh...
You Can Catch More Flies With Honey Than With Vinegar! | Mini Dispatch #9
24 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Be nice, y'all! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. To learn more about listener data and our privacy p...
Dad's Prison Nickname | DFMB Episode 48
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Link and Captain Funbassador (Charles) celebrate their 2nd Signal Awards Listener’s Choice win, and Charles shares an interesting surprise with Link...
Push Yourself | Mini Dispatch #8
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Buckle up and get down to business! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service! To learn more about listener da...
Dad Sh*t His Pants | DFMB Episode 47
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Charles sh*t his pants today, which he reveals, is not an uncommon occurrence. Charles and Link give advice to a listener who blew chunks during a job...
Take That Nap! | Mini Dispatch #7
26 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Get in that recliner and take a snooze! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service! To learn more about listene...
Our Funny Experiences Learning To Drive | DFMB Episode 46
19 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back with another in-person episode! Charles talks about his experience shadowing Link at Mythical, and announces the winner of the Apple Podc...
There's Always Another Day | Mini Dispatch #6
12 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Don't be too hard on yourself, Myrtle Beast. -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service! To learn more about l...
We Survived A HurriQuake Together | DFMB Episode 45
05 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
For the first time ever, Charles and Link record Dispatches together in LA! The two, in matching-Hawaiian-shirt fashion, recap their time together as ...
Money Isn't Everything | Mini Dispatch #5
29 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Stop comparing yourself to others financially. -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. To learn more about ...
Dad Was Fired From A Job | DFMB Episode 44
22 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Guess what, Myrtle Beasts? Charles is coming to LA! Charles and Link discuss their big plans for his visit, and Charles teaches Link how to write and ...
Nothing Good Happens After Midnight & Always Have On Clean Underwear! | Mini Dispatch #4
15 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Keep that underwear clean! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. To learn more about listener data and o...
Our First-Ever Beer Together | DFMB Episode 43
08 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Charles tells Link about getting recognized when heading to his Belch Life golf cart, and announces his Apple Podcast review contest (get those 5-star...
Thank You, Myrtle Beast! | Mini Dispatch #3
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Celebrating a whole year of Dispatches. -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. To learn more about listen...
Dad's First Shower | DFMB Episode 42
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Charles recalls his very first shower and first time watching color TV, and tells Link about his apocalypse-level stash of string beans. A listener sh...
If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It | Mini Dispatch #2
18 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes things are ok just the way they are! -This has been Charles Neal from Dispatches From Myrtle Beach, at your service. To learn more about...
East Coast Vs. West Coast | DFMB Episode 41
11 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Charles’ Signal award finally came in and boy is it shiny! Link tells Charles about his recent experience at a spa. Charles talks about his first im...
Treat Yourself! | Mini Dispatch #1
04 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey all you Myrtle Beasts! Charles Neal here. Without my son Link! Welcome to my first Mini Dispatch. Hope ya enjoy it! -This has been Charles Neal f...
Dad’s Southern Swear Words | DFMB Episode 40
27 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What do you get when you combine a mullet, a sleeveless American flag shirt and muscles of steel in front of a beautiful sunset backdrop? Charles Neal...
Dad’s Trip To Niagara Falls | DFMB Episode 39
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back for another week and Charles debuts his brand new backdrop! Link shows Charles his newest tattoo, and Charles shares about his recent tri...
Dad’s Best Army Stories | DFMB Episode 38
30 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link are both birthday boys! The two discuss their birthday plans. Charles tells Link some of his favorite stories from his time in the ar...
Should We Go On Survivor Together? | DFMB Episode 37
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’reeee back, Myrtle Beasts! Charles officially gets a mullet and Link is one proud son. The two get an update from a listener who’s getting back...
Our Favorite Neal Family Traditions | DFMB Episode 36
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Charles introduces more young Myrtle Beasts. Link tells Charles about being locked outside by his babysitter as a kid. The two share their favorite fa...
Dad’s Wild Road Trip | DFMB Episode 35
04 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Link tells Charles about his recent ski trip to Utah, and Charles updates Link on his experience at the St. Patrick’s Day festival with Nancy. Plus,...
Dad Brings On A Special Guest! | DFMB Episode 34
28 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Charles gives an update on his mullet transformation. Charles and Link discuss their jury duty experiences (or in Charles’ case, lack thereof), and ...
Dad’s Terrifying Text Messages | DFMB Episode 33
21 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link discuss their recent time spent together. Charles helps a listener connect with their dad (which then leads to discussion of Charles’...
Dad’s Wild Wedding Stories | DFMB Episode 32
14 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Charles shows Link some pictures of his hair from back in the day, shows a listener how to shag with a video of him and Nancy, and the two share funny...
Dad Visits The Gay Dolphin | DFMB Episode 31
07 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Charles visits the Myrtle Beach strip in search of Big Johnson t-shirts, helps a listener with a ceiling dilemma, and enlightens Link on his friend Ba...
Dad Accidentally Takes Viagra...As John Wayne | DFMB Episode 30
28 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link discuss swingers. Link talks about getting physicals during puberty, and Charles helps a park ranger who is scared of the dark. Plus,...
Chinese Spy Balloon Shot Down Near Myrtle Beach! | DFMB Episode 29
21 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Charles has a surprising recognition story for Link that brings him back to his college days. Charles and Link talk about the best advice they’ve ev...
Dad’s Near-Death Experience | DFMB Episode 28
14 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Looooove is in the air, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link give some sugar to their Valentines. Charles tells Link about (one of his) near-death experien...
Dad Learns About Love Languages | DFMB Episode 27
07 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link discuss their equal hatred for popcorn ceilings and glitter. Charles shares his favorite part about being a grandparent, and tries hi...
Dad’s Venomous Snake Bites | DFMB Episode 26
31 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link celebrate their big award win, share their differing feelings towards snakes, discuss their first houses, and Charles presents his pa...
Dad Makes The Front Page of the Paper! | DFMB Episode 25
24 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Charles learns new Irish slang, gives some advice to a listener as an experienced divorcee, and helps yet another couple solve their disputes. Plus, C...
Dad’s Trip to Aruba | DFMB Episode 24
17 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back, Myrtle Beasts! Charles learns about morning erections, becomes a (very loud) alarm clock for two teenagers, and tells Link about his amb...
Dad’s Honeymoon Gift For Link | DFMB Episode 23
15 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ho Ho Ho Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link discuss their holiday plans. Charles enjoys some surprise libations, gives a spicy Christmas...
Our Broken Bone Stories | DFMB Episode 22
08 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Link impresses Charles after revealing he got in a fight with a bear. Charles gives a motivational speech to an aspiring professional wrestler, and ta...
Dad’s Prostate Exam | DFMB Episode 21
01 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Link is in trouble with Charles for not thinking South Carolina has any local government. Charles gives advice to a listener who received the “landl...
Dad’s Thanksgiving Disasters | DFMB Episode 20
24 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thanksgiving, Myrtle Beasts! Link and Charles discuss what they’re thankful for and give a 2023 announcement. Charles shares one of his favori...
Dad Gets Stuck In a Wife Sandwich | DFMB Episode 19
17 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Link and Charles discuss their time at a family wedding back in North Carolina, which included some…interesting seating arrangements. Plus, Charles ...
Dad Tries To Get In The Mile High Club - Live At MythiCon! | DFMB Episode 18
10 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We’re live at MythiCon! An audience member does an impression of Charles (and wins some BBQ sauce!). The two discuss what they would do if they swit...
Dad’s Moonshine And Grocery Store Bars | DFMB Episode 17
03 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Charles enlightens Link on grocery store bars and why painters wear white, and communicates with Higgins The Cat again to defend the size of Link’s ...
Dad’s Costumes And Witch Kegels | DFMB Episode 16
27 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s almost Halloween! Charles helps a listener propose to their boyfriend, learns about kegels, and enlightens Link on his many Halloween costumes....
Dad’s Hurricane Experience | DFMB Episode 15
20 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Link gets after Charles for going outside during Hurricane Ian. Charles receives a joke from an alien. The two debate who would survive longer in a zo...
How We Show Affection | DFMB Episode 14
13 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link talk about the Neal tradition of kissing each other on the lips. Charles communicates with aliens, learns about ball rotation from Li...
Dad’s First Tattoo | DFMB Episode 13
06 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back from break! Charles shows off his new Dispatches From Myrtle Beach t-shirt, tells of his time riding on rollercoasters with strangers (an...
Dad’s Marriage Proposal | DFMB Episode 12
01 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link try to decipher a sperm joke. Charles helps a listener with a proposal in England (and a prank on the Buckingham Palace guards), reve...
Dad Was Struck By Lightning | DFMB Episode 11
25 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Charles talks about being a professional granddad (he does have 8 grandkids after all), learns some interesting phrases from listeners in Newfoundland...
Dad's Prank On A Teacher | DFMB Episode 10
18 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Link tell of their underground dentist visits. Charles tells some gynecology jokes, learns Snoop Dogg speak, and the two discuss becoming ...
Dad’s Most Embarrassing Moment | DFMB Episode 9
11 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Link reminisces on the days when his dad took him to see R-rated movies when he was a kid. Charles tells of a Megalodon shark’s tooth finding in Myr...
Dad’s Dumbest Fight | DFMB Episode 8
04 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Charles helps a listener with their funeral flatulence, tells an old story of getting hit with a crowbar, and Charles and Link debate on the appeal of...
Dad Learns About BDE (Big D*** Energy) | DFMB Episode 7
28 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Charles tells a story about a “paparazzi” moment with Link, shares the recipe for the perfect bologna sandwich, and helps a listener with a wallpa...
Dad Visited A Nudist Colony | DFMB Episode 6
21 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Charles shares some fatherly wisdom about ED, tells of his experience at a nudist colony in Jamaica, and shows Link a new song to shag to. Plus, Charl...
Our Hawaii Trip | DFMB Episode 5
14 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Charles has some words for Joe Rogan, communicates with a cat named Higgins, and tells Link how he likes to incorporate food into the bedroom (*wink w...
Dad’s Southern Slang Quiz | DFMB Episode 4
07 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Charles gives his opinion on boobaloobies and badonkadonks, Link shares a story of a time his dad let one rip, and the two debate whether Charles’ g...
Dad Has Nightmares About Thongs | DFMB Episode 3
30 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Charles tells Link about some interesting sights from Myrtle Beach’s annual Bike Week, finds a fan photo on the internet, and gives his own interpre...
How Much Money Can You Make Donating Sperm? | DFMB Episode 2
23 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Charles tells a story of being recognized at a Wal-Mart, and a joke from a fan sparks an interesting conversation about sperm banks. Link reminisces o...
Dad Visits The Red Light District | DFMB Episode 1
16 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On the premiere episode of his podcast, Charles shares stories of his new found fame and life in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. He reads some jokes fro...
Welcome To “Dispatches From Myrtle Beach”
09 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Link Neal (Good Mythical Morning, Ear Biscuits) and his father Charles Neal (GMM runaway star) are practically identical, except they live thousands o...