Distorted View Daily

Human Dildos, Trailer Park Sluts & the Internet Witch Hunt

26 Dec 2025

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Distorted View Daily – Best Of Show (Classic Episode from January 2018)Host: Tim Henson It’s a Best Of Friday on Distorted View Daily, while Sides...

Shit Lump Intervention

24 Dec 2025

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On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily – Christmas Eve Best Of (Classic Episode from 2014) Merry Christmas Eve, freaks! If you’re trapped in ...

Pokémon Go Gym Meltdown + Target Parking Lot Perv – Distorted View Daily

22 Dec 2025

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On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily – Monday, December 22, 2025Day 11 & 12 of the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily Christmas week kicks ...

I’ll Kill Your Children for Christmas + Razor Blade Bread & Diaper Dogs – Distorted View Daily

19 Dec 2025

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On Today’s Show: Deal of the Day: $5 off Distorted View pint glasses — grab the classic DV pint glass or the Tainted Broth frosted pint glass....

Satan’s Steamy Phone Sex Chat + Frankie McDonald, AI, and the Epstein Question – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

17 Dec 2025

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On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily – Wednesday, December 17, 2025 (Sideshow tease + Distorted News)Promo: Get $5 off the “Satan Away” t...

Acid Enema Warning + Ohio’s Most Rejected Vanity Plates – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

15 Dec 2025

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On Today’s Show: DDistorted View Daily — Monday, December 15, 2025 (Show Notes) Kick off the week with 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily and a ...

Pastor Brings Back Anti-Gay Slurs + a Founding Father’s Filthy Mouth – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

12 Dec 2025

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On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily – Friday, December 12, 2025 Comedy Podcast | Bizarre News | Offensive Humor | Satire Toda...

Electric Rectum, Escort Meltdown & Frying Pan Attack – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

10 Dec 2025

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On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily NSFW comedy podcast • weird news • Florida man crime • electric rectum pain • Sagittarius Shaughty...

TEST

09 Dec 2025

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You Know You’re in Love When Your Anal Glands Release – Distorted View Daily Comedy Podcast

08 Dec 2025

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On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily Show Notes – Monday, December 8, 2025Host: Tim HensonEpisode type: Free show / Adult comedy podcast / NS...

Angel-Ass Booty Holes, Piss Kinks, and The No Pussy Pledge

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: On today’s show: 💋 Hand Pussy & “Podcasturbation” Guy ReturnsRichard is back with a fresh episode of his masturbat...

The Girl With the Dragon Dildo Collection

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: Tim pops in with a quick update: today’s Sideshow-exclusive episode is running a little behind schedule, so this morning you’...

Vape Like a Corpse: Japan’s ‘Zombie Juice’ Craze Explained

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: On the show today: All that plus your voicemails, texts to 4-Hairy-Cunt, end-of-show jingles, and the eterna...

Cam Girl STD Confessions, Human Washing Machines & MAGA Cock Trainers

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show Cyber Monday Sideshow Deals & Support Listener Interaction 00:00:00  The DV Store: shop.distortedvie...

Taco Bell Ground Beef Vomit Blues: Live From the Bathroom Floor

28 Nov 2025

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On Today’s Show: Tim kicks things off with a Black Friday mega-sale announcement and a reminder that fun shopping is mandatory. Sideshow members...

Tick Avalanche at Tourette’s Camp | Clearing the Backlog of Listener Voicemails | DV Daily

26 Nov 2025

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On Today’s Show: Thanks to today’s sponsor, longtime freak Alirio, we’re finally tackling the massive backlog of DV voicemails — and we’...

Dog Shit Facials and Neo-Nazis 4 Kids!

24 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off Thanksgiving week by revisiting his dark past as an AOL “please don’t cancel” ghoul, then dives headfirst i...

Bondage Lessons From An AI Toy Bear: Meet Teddy Fuckspin

21 Nov 2025

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com Promo Code: FREAK – 50% OFF 00:17:01  Introduction 02:55:13  Sex Toy Butthole Boomboxes 09...

Hemorrhoid Concealer for the Active Asshole

19 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

🎙️ On Today’s Show: Tim returns for a Wednesday packed with fragile masculinity, cursed cosmetics, Disney cultists, and a Florida threesome...

Celebrity Pubic Hair Arsonist

17 Nov 2025

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On Today’s Show: On today’s show: Sponsor / Links: Contact / Community: Chapters / Timestamps: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:50:07  Toda...

Fortnite Slurs, Fursuit Politics, and a Smoke Alarm of Poverty

14 Nov 2025

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On Today’s Show: Today’s episode of Distorted View Daily is brought to you by AdamAndEve.com — your final chance to use promo code FREAK...

Hitler’s Lonely Little Testicle

13 Nov 2025

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On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Support the Show: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Hitle...

Sperm Vending Machine: Freshly Dispensed Daddy Goo

10 Nov 2025

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On Today’s Show: 🚗 Rental Car & Tire Nightmare 💉 Mom’s Cancer Update 🙏 TikTok Holy Ghost Prayer Stream 🎶 Linda Finkel Hall of ...

Presidential Fuck Machine, Abraham Lincoln: Emancipator of Tight Assholes

10 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: Tim opens with a fresh intro explaining why you’re getting a classic instead of a new show: We then jump back to Tuesday, Mar...

The Minivan Messiah And His Divine Dumpster Queen – VIDEOCAST

07 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: 🧠 Episode Summary Tim dives deep into the deranged world of Bob Hickman, the Indianapolis cult oddity who famously claims th...

Wikipedia Pedo Panic and the Auschwitz Halloween Parade Float Oopsie

05 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: Tim delivers a packed midweek show filled with vengeance, vile curses, AI abortions, and bowel emergencies. Sponsored by “Fre...

From Holocaust to Holla-Back: Anne Frank Gets The Attic Popping

03 Nov 2025

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On Today’s Show: DV Community Texts & Voicemails (Highlights) 00:00:00 Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com – 20% Off Your Order – PROMO CODE F...

Halloween Family Therapy With Satan

31 Oct 2025

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On Today’s Show: Date: Friday, October 31, 2025 • Sponsor: Sideshow listener Bellboy (Lifetime Member) Cold Open Special(ish) Guest: Satan (…...

A Four Alarm Booty Call!

29 Oct 2025

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08  Introduction 01:47:24  Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34...

Cum Allergies & Other Seasonal Ailments

29 Oct 2025

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🩸 Episode Summary Tim checks in with a quick update and assures listeners he’s not dead—just perfecting the latest steaming pile of mediocrity....

Strip-Club Skeletons And Malaria Water With A Lemon Twist

27 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08  Introduction 01:47:24  Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34...

Hentai Pornstar Pokemon Cards As A Form Currency

24 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: Cold Open Sponsors & Support Main Segments 1) “Gourmet Out of Nothing” (…from a can) 2) Mom Check-In ❤️ 3) Mugsho...

Bleach Demons, Butt Breathing, And Size XL Death Fat

22 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On the Show Today: 🕯 Farewell to a Legend: Adam & Eve’s Final Blowout After 15+ glorious years of dildos, anal beads, and promo code FREAK, A...

Blasphemous To The Future

20 Oct 2025

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Sponsor: ⁠Quantum Energy Squares⁠ — 10g of protein, 100mg caffeine. Use code FREAK for 25% off. On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Sponsor: Quantum...

Halloween Trick-or-Treat Pussy

17 Oct 2025

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Sponsor: Old Glory — use code FREAK for 15% off at OldGlory.com On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Awesome Pop Culture Apparel – OldGlory.C...

Artificial Intelligence, Genuine Erection

15 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 00:00:00  Wednesday Movie Matinee 00:18:14 QuantumSquares.Com Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREA...

Mystery of the Upper Butthole

13 Oct 2025

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On Today’s Show: Sponsor: Good Feels THC-infused seltzer — use promo code FREAK for 20% off at shop.getgoodfeels.com (21+) 00:00:00 Get 20% Of...

Aunt Flo-rida Makes The Tampons Rain

10 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes… featuring “Tim Henson from Distorted View” 2) Bodycam Gold: “I Work for an Alarm Company…...

Taylor Swift Got Dickmatized By That Good Wood

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

🌿 Show Sponsor Today’s episode is brought to you by Good Feels, the THC-infused seltzer that keeps you mellow without the hangover. High-flavored...

Mr. Terminator’s Swan Genocide: A Love Story

06 Oct 2025

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🌿 Show Sponsor Today’s episode is brought to you by Good Feels, the THC-infused seltzer that keeps you mellow without the hangover. High-flavored...

The Prolapse Cannoli

03 Oct 2025

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On Today’s Show: Listener Sponsorship Today’s episode is sponsored by DV listener Yay, who had a very specific request: let Rod Urpay handle the S...

Lesbians Brutalized By a Drive-By Farting

01 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off October with one of the most sadistic “Test of Patience” bits yet—an extended, soul-crushing string of paro...

Polyamory, Poly-Felony In The Double Wide Trailer Of Domestic Horrors

29 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with: a cheeseburger-fueled stabbing, a trailer-park throuple meltdown, Starbucks as culture-war Thunder...

Jesus Is an Ugly Crier (And Sorry About That No-Show Rapture)

26 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Show Cold Open & Setup Segment 1 — The Rapture That Wasn’t Pull Quote: “Jesus Palooza was allegedly a two-day event—gotta kee...

Why Is My Sperm Hole Twitching?

24 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On The Show Today: Plus: What defines the “eras” of Distorted View? (Hint: all of them are terrible). Implantable sleep apnea devices vs. CPAP mas...

The Ghost With the Most (Pussy Squirt)

22 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: Plus: Tim contemplates a queer/trans/furry exile country (pedos not invited). Listener sponsorship from Unsafe Volvo Gal (with a si...

Chub Rub in the Magic Kingdom

19 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show Cold Open / Fake Ads Hooligans / Hoolihans/ Hannigan’s / Lannigals / Bannister’s / Bennigan’s: Caldessavilles drunkiverse expa...

Mysteries of the Easily Explainable

17 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: Emotional Support Beverage asked for a replay of DV from August 30, 2013—the one with Tim’s drunk-lady rant and a Vianetta ...

Poca-Hot Mess: A Disney Princess Meltdown

15 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Show: Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week from Ashtabula with a shorter Monday show, but still packed with strange clips, bizarre arre...

International House of Whores & Wurst

12 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Show: On Today’s Show Birthday requests and DV memories from longtime freaks. International Edition (per sponsor Whimsical) Germany’s...

The Viral Colostomy Bag Is Back On Tiktok Shop!

10 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Show: Cold Open Sponsor Tim’s Opening Rant: TikTok’s Hospital Catalog Phase Dysfunction Junction: Debra & Daryl Snorlax/“Garret...

The Pelvic Floor is Lava: Smartphones Vs. Your Busted Butthole

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Show: On Today’s Show: Episode Highlights Freak Community Social: Twitter & Instagram @distortedview | Facebook /distortedview...

The Ancient Black Men Who Colonized Mars

05 Sep 2025

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Today on the Show: Cold Open: Frank’s Mom Has Had EnoughDomestic opera: “You’re my cross, you’re my misery.” Housekeeping / Sponsor Reads PO...

The Complete Encyclopedia of Male Queefs

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Show: Segments & Highlights 🎧 Proximity Chat vs. VR Families 💨 The Science of Dick Queefs 🤯 Neo-Pronouns, Tics & Piercin...

From MAGA to Microdick: Getting Litigious Over Presidential Penis

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: Episode Sponsor: Voicemails: Links & Extras: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The po...

FIXED AUDIO: How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos

29 Aug 2025

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🎙️ On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show Voicemails Closing Notes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 T...

How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

🎙️ On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show Voicemails Closing Notes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 T...

King Cucumber Gets Lost In Queen’s Coochie Cave

27 Aug 2025

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🎙️ On Today’s Episode: 📞 Listener Voicemails: 🛒 Sponsors & Support: Listener Sponsorships – For just $25, sponsor the show and hear...

Welcome To IHOP, I’ll Be Your Lesbian Predator

25 Aug 2025

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On Today’s Show: Episode Sponsor: Thanks to Haley’s Comet for sponsoring today’s stupidity and praising DV’s commitment to hard-hitting “por...

Semen Tainted Flutes Revisited

22 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: It’s a best of show! Enjoy, and I’ll be back on Monday with a new dose of utter stupidity! Plus: Our New PO Box Address...

Taking A Crawl Up Satan’s Anus

20 Aug 2025

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On Today’s Show: Episode Highlights Plus: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Taking A Crawl Up...

When Your Penis Shadow Looms Large

18 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: Plus: racial sensitivity training clips, Tim’s mom update, and a reminder that “I don’t eat spaghetti without a fork” might...

Carnivore Cum Ice Cream and Emotional Support Lattes

15 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Episode Summary: It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim wraps up the week with a full buffet of bizarre human behavior, social media meltdowns, and questionab...

“I Nuked My Diaper for Love!” – Adult Baby’s SHOCKING Microwave Poop Recipe

13 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: Plus: listener voicemails, petty irritations, Christian whores, and more absurdity than your microwave can handle. Our New PO B...

Which Disney Character Is Into Anonymous Raw Sex?

11 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show:💃 Richard Simmons returns from the dead to motivate your fat ass (and sing about eclairs)💻 When your AI girlfriend turns into ...

Dildos Raining Down at WNBA Games

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

🏀 Distorted View Daily – August 7th, 2025 🍉🎙️ On Today’s Episode: 💩 Highlights & Low Points:📣 DV Announcements:🥳 Listener ...

Scrotal Treatment For Your Blaque Alpha Daddy

05 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On the Show: Ball tapping is out — ball treatment is in. Today, Tim serves up a nut-centric audio buffet for sponsor Neetee, complete with black alp...

You Hungry? This Poon Is Ripe

04 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation be...

Sex Hungry Bitch Vs. Board Of Education

01 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation be...

Redneck Vampires Are Rising Up In The South

30 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On the Show Today: Also: 🎧 Sponsor: Big thanks to DV listener Satan’s Porthole for supporting today’s show and requesting a roast of Finlan...

Pummel Me, Bro: Alpha Male Homoerotic Hug Fights

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Episode: Plus: 💥 Listen Now 📅 Date: Monday, July 28, 2025 🔒 Bonus segment for Sideshow freaks drops later today! 🎧 Sideshow s...

Sex Cult Television – Now With 100% More Robot Breasts

25 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 25, 2025 🎉 It’s National Orgasm Week, Freaks!Celebrate your right to moan with 50% off at AdamAndEve.com...

The 1987 Penis Pump Buyers Guide

25 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I’ve got a Best-Of show to hold you over until today’s new episode drops in the afternoon! Segments 1. Opening News Story: Local News Anch...

Even AI Chatbot Girlfriends Are Rejecting Incels

23 Jul 2025

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💉 Sponsored by: Davide (Happy Birthday, ya freak!) On Today’s Episode:🔹 When AI girlfriends start rejecting the incels who love them most🔹 ...

High Five: Innocent Workplace Interaction Or Premarital Hand Sex? – You Decide!

21 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Roofies, Racism, and Russian Regret 💥 On Today’s Show: 💍 Today’s Show is Sponsored by:Discord user Scott_T...

Three Women, One Asshole: Prolapse Synchronization Achieved

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily: 🔁 The Recycle Challenge: A livestreamer known as Theory crafts a piss-vomit smoothie usin...

Canceling Witch Curses with Mr. Clean Magic Erasers

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily: 🧽 Jesus’ Secret Weapon: The Magic Eraser!Christian crackpot Katie Souza says you can wi...

Partly Redneck With a Chance of Crystal Meth

14 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

🤯 On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with a real blast from the masturbatory past: vintage 1970s audio “trucker tapes,” complete with ab...

Ball-Scratching Brings in The Big Bucks

11 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Friday, July 11th, 2025 Happy Friday, Freaks! We’re closing out the week with another deran...

The Internet’s Horniest Incest Enthusiasts Have Entered the Chat

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: 🎉 National Sucker Punch a Baby Day is back! Celebrate this time-honored tradition by punching a newborn square in the face. ...

Gonad the Barbarian – Great Moments In Hentai History

07 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: 🧟‍♀️ Mama Boo Watch:Tim’s meth-recovering, meat-craving mother is wreaking havoc at her new physi...

Glory Hole Etiquette And The Art Of Stealthing

04 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: 🪞On Today’s Encore Episode of Distorted View Daily… 🔹 Harder, Harder, HARDER! Take a retro ride back to the 1970s wit...

Iran’s Secret Semen Bioweapon Factories Destroyed!

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 2nd, 2025 🎇 The Pre-Independence Day Brown Gold Bonanza! 🎇 On today’s Distorte...

Poop Lasagna On The High Seas

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

🎙️ Distorted View Daily: June 30th, 2025 Episode Title: 🚢 Poop Cruise: The Shitstorm That Launched a Thousand Vacation DreamsTags: Carnival Cr...

Dating An AI Chatbot Boyfriend: From Virtual Romance to Digital Domestic Abuse

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – June 27, 2025 (Friday Edition)🚨 “AI Abuse, Hot Dog Wars, and a Nature Boy’...

Banning Wigs, Weaves, and Braids In New York City

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: 🧑‍⚖️ Pastor Manning’s bid for NYC mayor involves… banning braids and fake hair? 😱 “Horse hair don’t bel...

There’s No Sugar in My Tank, But There’s Cum in This Tree

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: 🗓 Today on the Show: 📢 Support the ShowGet Sideshow-exclusive episodes, full-length bonus shows, and more:🛒 Join the f...

My Mom Didn’t Let Me Suck Her Tits, So I Became a Bear

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: 🕹️ Sonic Fans Must Be StoppedMeet Sammy, the Classic Sonic Fan, who flips his shit over Sonic criticism, Capcom laziness, ...

One Prostitute’s Battle With Under-Stomach Swamp Rot

18 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: 🦠 On Today’s Show: 📦 Featured Image Today:The cover of The Horse Whisper Chronicles: The Tales of Timothy Bethesda Hens...

Liquid Death Water Demon Juice

16 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Monday, June 16th, 2025💥 English Lessons from Japan, Yeasty Pep Talks, and Big Dicks Rising! O...

Friday the 13th: Curse of the Flesh Eating Jizz

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: 🧟‍♂️ It’s Friday the 13th…and something sticky this way comes. In today’s jam-packed episode of DV: ...

The Youthful Glow And Smooth Skin Of A Virgin Incel

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: ✨ Today on the Show: 🎧 Sideshow Plug: Want more bonus episodes, mini-shows, and virgin warrior mockery? Go to ⁠distorted...

Bubbles Go Up, You Stupid Fuck!

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: 🔊 VOICEMAILS FEATURED TODAY: 💡 Support the Show & Keep the Stupid Flowing!Get exclusive bonus content by becoming a S...

Nickelodeon-Style Teen Toe Trafficking

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Best Of Episode: Today on the program:🔹 Nickelodeon creator Dan Schneider accused of turning children’s TV into a foot fetish dungeo...

Jizz Jockey Crowned “Nut King” At The World’s First Sperm Derby

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show: 🧠 Also in this episode: We review a live poop-eating challenge so you never have to. You’re welcome....

Child Predator Has A Diaper Blowout During Arrest

02 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Episode: Prepare your senses for an unholy sensory overload, because Timmy Boo is back with another clusterfuck of depravity and poorly r...

Weaponized Farts? The Case of the E. Coli Face Blast

30 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Episode: 🎙 Featured Audio: 🧼 Sponsor Alert: This episode is brought to you by AdamAndEve.com — use code FREAK to get: 🛒 Visit ...

America’s Funniest Inbred Home Videos

28 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: Episode Overview Host Tim Henson delivers a wild Wednesday episode filled with bizarre stories, hilarious audio, and classic DV abs...

Dildo-Wielding Woman Falls Asleep Mid-Fap In Her Car

26 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Dildo-Wielding Woman Falls Asleep Mid-Fap In H...

A Teenage Mutant Ninja Lesbian Rages Over Her Obama Phone

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – May 23, 2025💥 Super Masturbation Bros. 3: Tootsie Rolls and Thermal Runaways 🧠 On...