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Your Penis Between A Luggage Rack And A Hard Place
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: Well, I’ve been sick this entire Memorial Day weekend. For awhile I sounded like I should be featured on the Special Poet...
The Government’s Number One Most Wanted Hermaphrodite
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:56:19  Misheard Lyrics 08:55:09  IVF And Porn – A Christian Nightmare 17:04:24 &...
Is Fingering A Tesla Against the Law?
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:05:15  Introduction 03:56:10  Alpha Male Pseudo Military Cosplaying 06:42:07  Primping And Getting All Dresse...
Did The Crucifixion Give Jesus An Erection?
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:03  Introduction 02:03:08  I Can’t Connect With The Youth Anymore! 04:40:14  Harrison Butker Graduat...
The Best Thing Since Rat Infused Sliced Bread
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:04  Introduction 02:21:15  SNL Coffee Commercial 06:16:21  Faye Dunway Commercial Outtakes 08:21:10  ...
Getting Revenge on the Doctor who Wrecked Your Butthole
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:02:05  Pedestrians Of Color / White People Lazily Pushing Shopping Carts 08:04:13  Is ...
Mass Vomiting At 40,000 Feet In The Air
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:32:09  My BFF Joey’s Birthday! 06:31:12  Richard Simmons Posting Weird Stuff On ...
Taking A Big Stinky Hit Off Of A Poop Bong
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:48:21  Workshopping Some New Slurs 09:43:12  Making Shit Sandcastles And Taking A Hit ...
You Can Do Anything You Want With Your Bottom
02 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:43:23  Putting A Condom On While Wearing A Nun Outfit 09:30:18  Awkward Couple Answers...
Gamer’s Demand Big Fat Asian Asses In Their Games
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:00:20  Gamers Horny Over Video Game Character 10:10:05  Video Game Dorks Cry Over Lack...
Selling “Refreshed” Used Diapers
25 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:08:22  Grant Macdonald Is A Huge Proponent Of Nehpew Loving 10:41:20  Meade’s Ra...
Pushing Out Piss Crystals From Your Pee Hole
23 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: Which Youtube has been Pushing Out Piss Crystals From Your Pee Hole And Chemically Burning Off His Asshole Hairs  Plus The...
Carbon Chaperone (Taylor’s Version)
19 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: It’s a best of show today. Let’s revisit the the birth of Carbon Chaperone! Pure Hypochondria – 90’s Ne...
Pure Hypochondria – The Soundtrack For Every Illness You Think You Have
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:23:01  Pure Hypochondria 07:22:00  Ass Ripping Remixes 09:55:20  The Gayification...
Viciously Pizza Doughed In The Head
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:54:10  Raw Meat Sex 05:58:19  Awful Sex Talk Show – Topics Include Bestiality an...
I Love Gay Mushrooms
11 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:35:08  Daniel Larson’s Trench Foot: The Musical 08:07:10  AI Bristol Stool Chart...
Sending Dick Pics To The AI Genital Warts Detector
09 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:01:00  Solar Eclipse / Aftermath Of The Rapture 03:22:14  My First VR Porn Experience:...
Sperming On A Wide Variety Pastries And Baked Goods
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:32:24  Meade Goes Big On /r/CrappyMusic 11:07:04  Meade Doesn’t “Get”...
My Intense Dream Left Me Sticky And Ashamed
02 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:29:01  April Fool’s Day Wrap Up / Mom Beheaded 04:28:03  Solar Eclipse Conspirac...
What’s The Over/Under on The Quicksand Frisbee Grand Championship?
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Sponsor: Adam And Eve 02:22:09 Sponsor: Schwaaaab 03:02:15 Sponsor: Audible 03:34:17 Sponsor: Namecheap 04:56:05 Spons...
The Best Sex Scenes In The Bible
28 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:19:20  Tim Henson is Too Hot For Youtube (Banned Again) 08:54:22  The Inbred Family Is...
How An Ingrown Pubic Hair Nearly Killed A Man
26 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:38:10 The 2024 Fake Mental Disorders Are In! 08:08:09  Tiktok Idiots Trying To Diagnose Bri...
One Man’s Cat Obsession Results In Several Body Defects
21 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:38:10 The 2024 Fake Mental Disorders Are In! 08:08:09  Tiktok Idiots Trying To Diagnose Bri...
To Suck Or To Blow – That Is The Question
19 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:51:14  Is Meade Hitting The Bottle Too Hard? 11:50:09  Scatting Up A Storm 16:54:12 &#...
How To Hire A Python To Eat A Child
14 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show 00:00:00  The Distorted View Thursday Night Movie 00:24:16  Introduction 02:24:14 Old Gay Men Preying On Young Guys On...
Would You Like Cream With That?
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  The Distorted View Tuesday Night Movie 00:21:12  Introduction 02:15:20  Addicted To Porn? 04:49:19 ...
Bowl Out With Your Hole Out – Let’s Go Nude Bowling!
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:22:04  Cloud Busting 14:12:12  Annoying Racist Streaming Meets a Satisfying End 18:48:...
High School Varsity Toe Sucking Contests – The America Liberals Want
05 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 00:22:07  Test Of Patience: International Rescue Ranger Edition  04:59:22  Thank God...
Scooping Sunflower Seeds Out Of Your Rectum
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:03:03  Child Crucifies Two National Anthems / Awful Singer 08:10:24  Livestreaming You...
How To Cosmically Channel Galactic Unicorns
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:19:08  Lord Douche And The Neverending Rental Car Saga 04:35:08  Communicating With Ga...
Plopping And Nutting Up The Staircase Of Factology
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: We’re starting the week off with a best of program! This was originally a Sideshow exclusive podcast, so if you’re ...
Sipping On Your Morning Pork Loin Latte
22 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 00:21:17  Hello (Whores) 03:28:23  Opening Music 03:48:22  The Latest Criticisms Fro...
Now You Too Can Own Donald Trump’s Dirty Bathwater!
20 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:19:20  Donald Trump Sneakers! 08:43:01  New “Trump Intimates” Sold On Home...
How To Turn Your Stanley Tumbler Into A Rejizzable Sex Toy
15 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:43:14  Disney Bought The Rights To The Bible!   10:45:22  Caught In A Whale Poona...
The Best Penis Mantras And Scrotal Meditations
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: Today’s Sideshow exclusive episode of DV is being released to everyone, Thanks to AdamEve.Com – Use PROMO Code FREA...
Revenge Is Best Served Vaginally
13 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Fantastic Show – 00:00:00 Promo Code FREAK at AdamEve.Com – 50% For VD 01:19:15  Introduction 03:33:04  Special...
Twitching Prostates And Drake’s Drizzly Glizzy
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show- 00:00:00  Introduction 02:36:07  Messages Left On The Antifa Hotline 09:49:03  Tamir Is Very Defensive About His...
Please, No Yodeling On A First Date
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show- 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com Valentines Day Promo Code “FREAK” 50% Off And So Much More! 03:31:01  A Not Great Way To ...
Decapitation Tips From The US Department Of Cannibalism
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show- 00:00:00 50% Off At AdamEve.Com – PROMO CODE: FREAK 01:14:09  Introduction 02:45:24  You’re Coming On A G...
Woman Peeled Her Twattermelon At The Gas Station
30 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Spice Up Your Valentine’s Day – Promo Code FREAK at AdamEve.Com 01:43:00  Introduction 03:22:12...
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26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Freaks! We’re doing a best of show right now! This one is from about 10 years ago. I’ll be back later for a new Sideshow-Exclusive epi...
Ram Ranch Has Been Raided By Police! It’s A Gay Waco Over There!
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:44:01  Social Media Meltdown Over The Barbie Movie And The Oscars 07:47:21  Tom Hanks ...
The Dictionary Is Too Hot For Florida
23 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:03:16 The Lord Douche Chronicles: Part 931 07:44:02  Leaning Tower Of Crap / Careless Fairi...
What If Earth Is God’s Farm, And Humans Are His Meat?
18 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:01:07  The Double Life Of The Weirdest Adult Film Director 11:08:24  Demonic Forces Ke...
How To Pass A Human Drug Test With Dog Pee
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:50:20  Pubic Lice Outbreak At The Disabled Kids Summer Camp 09:10:06  Youtard Tamir Ma...
Introducing Fisting Poetry And The Maya Angelou Of Gape
11 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show 00:00:00  Introduction 02:15:23  Distorted View Daily On Youtube Music 07:37:00  Fisting Poetry 11:57:07  Lu...
Next Gen, AI Enabled Rectum Washers Are Here!
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show 00:00:00  Introduction 04:58:06 The 1920’s Crazy Of “Laughing Records” 12:08:07  The Idiotic Stanley...
Last Call For Legal Corpse Sex
04 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:45:08  Smelling Your Alpha Shroom Head 06:40:01  The Joy Of Bating  11:17:11 ...
Piss Play Prostitution And Potato Chips
02 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:02:24 2024 Is Is Starting Off…Concerning / Dog Is Sick 05:02:23  I’m Collecting...
Finding Worms In Your Poop Is No Big Deal
29 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introudction 00:21:18 Distorted View’s 2023 In 4 Minutes 04:26:19  Magical Black People: The Movie 13...
The Deep State Is Coming For Your Sour Dough
27 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:05:14  Christmastime In My Hometown 06:09:02  My Greatest Christmas Gift – Inces...
I’m Hot For Your Pizza Cream Face
26 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I’m still off for the holidays, but here’s a Best-Of show for you! New episodes return tomorrow! On Today’s Show: – An annoyin...