2026 Distractible Game Guide
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What is the opening banter and award ceremony that kicks off the episode?
Good evening gentle listeners or watchers and welcome to Destructible. This episode. Magnific Mark owns all the prizes, then asks the future of computer entertainments. Bothered Bob is trophy neglected. Has James a gesturing? Mentions speeding Minivader, Bond and Yushi. Wangtastic Wade sucks stuff. Talks Cavernous Pass, the Cotter Swatter successor, and blows the boys. From consistent Inconsistence to Mario It's time for 2026, Distractable Game Guide. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Good evening, gentle listeners, and good morning, rowdy viewers. Welcome back to Distractable, the favorite podcast of whoever your favorite person is, because they have good taste, even if you don't. So, in today's episode, we're gonna do the exact same thing that we do every episode, except it's going to be very different because we change up what it is every single time. If you're looking for consistency, this is not the place. Or is it? Because we're consistent about who these guys are. Guys are
Bob and Wade That's us. Consistently inconsistent. That's what I was voted in high school. Always been me, never been anyone else.
Unless you have a cigar, then you turn into another person entirely. I thought you were gonna bring out the cigar.
No.
Alright, fine then.
Unless Oh yeah, that's right. I was reaching for it. I was just trying to do it stealthily. Something beeped. That didn't sound good.
I feel like every time you put that cigar in your mouth, I'm more and more sure that someday it's gonna kill you.
Tastes worse each time too. It it might be a bomb if it's beeping, so you might wanna I don't
know how hold a cigar. Is this how you hold a cigar
Well, anyway, you're not getting any points for that. But Bob, you're not getting any points either. So everything is fair, and that's what we do here on this podcast. Wait, what was that and why Bob, what was that? It was a fidget spinner. 'Cause
Wade was doing a cigar thing and I was trying to see if I could get cigar points.
Oh God, I was ah man, you know, that's why I'm not playing this episode. I don't know what's going on with anything ever. The new year, man. New year. Well, it's a good thing it's a new year because that means we're gonna have entirely new content. We're gonna mix up this show. We're gonna change the paradigm. Just like how in Dexter's laboratory for that weird last season. You rem you remember when the art style just like completely changed? Yeah. For some reason. And I don't know why a lot of shows do that, but they do. Cause as a kid, it's extremely jarring and it's it's scary. Cause I I like I wasn't super young when that happened, but it was like I was I was watching, I was just like, I got so confused.
Like, is this a fan project? Is this a weird one-off episode where they look different? No, just completely different aesthetics. That's gonna be us this year. Alright. Wait, but you said that was bad. Yeah, but when we do it it's gonna be good. Cause you guys are gonna make it good, right?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Wait, you're not really agreeing as much as Bob is.
Oh, I agree. That I'm not agreeing as much as Bob is. But I do agree about the agreement prior to the agreeing that I'm not agreeing as much. Pro pre agreed. Pre pro pre wow. What a callback. Give yourself a point, bud. You earned No. Okay.
There will be no earning of points. Wait, okay. Okay. Plus, there will be earning of points. See you guys later. I'm taking this one off. Not for me. So I'm the host for everyone who doesn't know, but who knows? This is a new year. It's gonna be all kinds of weird going on here. Ignore the fact that this is the same shirt I was wearing before Christmas. Um, but Bob and Wade, whose shirt is different between you two? Um. Look, listeners, some weird things are happening.
Nothing's happening, don't worry
about it. Now Wade's sucking on that weird bottle. Why
does All right, I got the winner right here. Not sponsored. Is that a
can
of a jar of mayonnaise? Wait, wait, did you guys get this?
Yeah, I did. It's mine sitting back there, I think. Yeah, there. Uh if it's in
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and award ceremony that kicks off the episode?
0:00–5:59
2
How do the hosts discuss the recent health update and family situation?
5:59–11:41
3
What are the hosts’ opinions on the upcoming Star Wars: Old Republic game and its long‑term development?
11:41–17:28
4
Why do the hosts think the new Star Wars trailer is either too revealing or just right?
17:28–24:21
5
What new Nintendo titles (Yoshi’s Island and Mario Tennis) are the hosts most excited about for 2026?
24:21–31:03
6
How do the hosts feel about the upcoming James Bond game and its potential gameplay style?
31:03–38:11
7
What are the hosts’ thoughts on the Diablo IV Lord of Hatred DLC and its impact on the game’s end‑game?
38:11–43:32
8
How does the episode wrap up with the final points, awards, and merch promotion?
43:32–49:33