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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, Red-Blooded Bob emphatically throws down with Wowhead Mark, then sleuths about sequencing. Weirding Waders and Saduka loves POE, becomes PC, and gets milky with SpaghettiOs. Muddled Mark gets lewdly green-screened, declares Bob a heretic, is horrified by the Hornets,
then mayonnaise's and mustard's moulds, from Carol Channing to sumptuous sartorial splendour. Yes! It's time for Does Order Matters? Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome to another episode of distractible. Uh, my name is Bob. I'll be your host because I won the last one. Uh, my competitors for today will be Mark and Wade. They're competing for that's right. Studio audience, the opportunity to host the next episode. Yeah. If you've never seen the show before, I'm Drew Carey. That's the rules. Am I Ryan because I'm tall or Colin because I'm bald?
You're definitely... Ooh. Or neither. I chip? You're definitely not chip. If anyone's chip, it's Mark. Why do I got to be Chip? Well, because you're definitely not. You're definitely not Ryan. No, I don't want to be Ryan. Of course, I'm not Ryan. None of us. None of us could be Wayne Brady. And none of us could be Colin Mockery. That's for sure. Well, except Wade, you are bald.
I feel like Wade is more Ryan-y. Am I bleeding? Isn't that special? uh anyway that's the explanation of the show i'm not gonna give you any more rules uh that's what happens and so when the end of the show comes and you know what's gonna happen then do you feel lucky do you punk i remember that that's such a good bit if you don't remember that you're not a fan
I have no fucking clue who Carol Channing is, but I know that Ryan loves doing an impression. I looked her up one time and I was like, Ryan's impression makes no sense, but I'm sticking with it. She's doing a bad Carol Channing impression. Who is Carol? I've never looked this up. Carol Channing.
Who is... She's the lady from the movie where she's got the gun and she's like, I knew what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or seven? Oh, right. That's Carol Channing. She passed away four years ago. At 97 years old, born in 1921. That's a good life. Well, I mean, I don't know the quality, I guess. It's a long life. Let's say good. Let's just say good.
I have a topic for today's episode, as the host often does. I have an idea. Bye. I like this. When you search Carol Channing, the questions are, what was Carol Channing famous for? And the second one is, why did Carol Channing say raspberries? That didn't help at all. I thought that if there was a bright behind me, it wouldn't be like, oh, that background's bright enough.
You really just look like you're green screened in at this point. Look, I could be in Mark's office too! Editor's explode Mark's background! Wait till I do this. I'll give you something to explode on. No. There we go. There we go. There we go. Guys, my capture card is broken. Dune! What? Dune? You're in Dune! I'm in Dune. Doesn't that look like the palace in... Wait! Hit the screech!
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