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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible, this episode. Morbid Mark discusses the profit and loss of parrots, then unleashes oddities on his hombres. Bulldozing Bob goes top-down, bloviates about blowing, channels Kris Kringle, and shows interest in penises. Rangan Wade contradicts his comrades, reports on Portland Pea, and goes full Tepej.
From pizza to saggy truck nuts. Yes! It's time for even more broken news. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome back to Distractible. My name is Markiplier. I am your host this week because I won last week. But one of these two gentlemen that I'm with is going to be the winner this episode and they will be the host next week. So if you don't like this episode, I'm hurt, but only a little bit.
And then next week or later in this week, you'll have another episode that'll be better than this one. And you won't have to hurt my feelings anymore.
Way better.
Seems likely, yeah. One of them is going to have a terrible episode next week. One of them is going to have a great episode. So it's up to them and me to pick who it's going to be. I almost accidentally said the word already. And I don't know what that would have meant. Oh, there's no pen attached to this. Oh, no. Time to write with some ketchup. Mr. I'm ready over here isn't actually ready.
No, I'm ready. Hold on. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. I'm going to deduct a point for myself for not being ready. Good boy. Yeah, I'm deducting a point for that. I'm sorry. Good boy. There's another one gone. Okay. Bad boy. Oh, you got one back for that. Oh, you bad boy. All right, points for boy is out. Bad girl. Good man. All right, all right. This is a terrible start.
I told you, everybody, this is going to be your least favorite episode. I want to hear about these two gentlemen's life. I can start this time because I... Bob, you hosted an episode not too long ago where we talked about Cincinnati. And you and Mark were agreed on the front of LaRose's Pizza Bad. That made me want LaRose's Pizza again. And I ordered some. I got a large bacon pepperoni.
And it was so good. Like one of the best pizzas of all time. I enjoyed every bite. I wanted more. I couldn't get enough of it. And all I can think to myself is how wrong your two's opinion of this was. This must be how you guys feel about me with tacos. Every bite, every smell, every swallow, every bit of that pizza was just so good in my mouth hole and throat cavity. I enjoyed it so much.
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