Get Mad Libs
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What is the opening banter and host introduction for this episode?
Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible. This episode... Wembley Wade repeat-watches Leo Rex and asks his pals to fill in his blanks. Mankini Mark soon slumbers his way into mad motoring and invokes the King of the Naga. Bulkish Bob wrecks a super-seat with spraying, terrifies our natural satellite... and blames Mark for an earworm. From lizard people to extreme close-ups. Yes, it's time for Get Mad Libs. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
everyone welcome back to another episode of distractible i'm today's host which i feel like i've been saying a lot lately i've been on top for quite a while feels good wade that's my whole name i'm joined as always by my co-hosts and friends mark and bob hello boys hello unless you said mark's name's first does that mean that i lose already oh it does not but it does mean i don't have my scoring pad in front of me so i better get that going thanks for reminding me can we get him in trouble for that Let's both throw our flags at once. Three, two, one. Oh, I'm so sorry. They missed the mark. What color is it supposed to be? I have a blue flag. I don't know, guys. I've got the point scoring right here. I don't know what you guys are trying to challenge me on.
Oh, okay. I was going to say he's on a winning streak because I keep trying to chuck Wade the win and hoping he would make me win one day. But I think the ratio of Bob wins when Wade's hosting is 100%. I'm pretty sure. I do not do well when Wade's hosting. I am about
900% sure I did give you the last win and
you gave it back to me just now. I don't remember. I don't recall. I don't recall. Let's check the score. Because I'm pretty sure the last one I hosted was Philosophy Corner about free will, and you won that, right? By kissing ass. I don't recall. Editors make me lose, so I look better in this moment, but bad in the past. Despite giving Mark's points first, Mark lost. Oh, if you want that, you don't need the editor's help. I got you, buddy. No, retroactively, only in the past. Intro words and stuff. I hope you're all doing well out there watching and listening, especially watching. We know who I'm biased towards. We usually start this off with some small talk, so I guess we'll continue that trend today. How's things goes?
I have a harrowing journey, but I'll offer Bob the floor.
How do the hosts discuss scoring, flags, and small‑talk at the start of the show?
What type of journey? Harrowing. Oh, okay. Sorry, it ends with a G. I don't have anything that crazy. I broke a toilet seat in the middle of the night and it scared the shit out of me. You thunderous bowel movement. It was an old, old cheap toilet seat that came with the house. And it was literally like three in the morning. I got up half asleep to get the baby. And on my way back to bed, I was like, I'll just have a quick pee in the toilet. That'll be fine. And I sat down on the thing and in the middle of the dead of the night, it just goes... right under my
ass
and I just about jumped out of my entire soul but no one woke up in the rest of the house it was just my own private experience I was assuming when you first said you had to get up and go pee I thought the sheer power of your stream of urine shattered the porcelain like glass I usually don't pee standing up
for this exact reason but I was like I'll risk it
and I power washed the toilet bowl right in half I cut a hole in the side of the house once when I was really drunk Comes out like one of those water jet CNC machines that cuts titanium. Power wash. It's actually my superpower. If I wear my special underwear that aim it down, I can fly like a rocket ship. Wait, wasn't that actually a bit that we
did?
Not actually. Wasn't one of us the man who shits and one of us the man who pisses? And it was like a superhero fight between the shit man and piss man or something? Oh, yeah. Good times. Was that three peens or was that distractible? I don't remember anymore. I don't remember. Turns out that wasn't made up. That's just my life, guys. Oh, okay. All right. Well, whatever my power was, was personal experience as well, unless it's embarrassing.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and host introduction for this episode?
0:00–2:30
2
How do the hosts discuss scoring, flags, and small‑talk at the start of the show?
2:30–8:25
3
What bizarre toilet‑related story does Wade share early in the episode?
8:25–22:04
4
How does Wade describe his chaotic travel to the airport and the flight experience?
22:04–44:41