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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, befouled Bob screws his printer, then challenges the boys to hide and seek. Maneuverable Mark wants to shill bamboo, tools up for a tantrum, manhandles a cashier, and frees a naked freshman. Waist-weakening Wade rips on toddler truckers. reports Mark to the 5-0 and searches condoms. From doggy drinks to Abraham Lincoln.
Yes! It's time for Hide the Penny. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
So anyway, I got these guns, right?
Guns! Guns! Guns! Guns! Guns! Guns! Guns! Get a bigger one, you pussy!
I'm putting on deodorant for this one, boys.
While Mark's doing that, hello and welcome to another episode of Distractible, your favorite. You go through the sleeves? I did that time.
yeah well if you have a shirt on and you're in a situation look hello everyone and welcome to another episode of distractible a special extra special hello and welcome to the listeners that's right you thought i was gonna make one of you but listeners hey what's up how's it going and we're not doing anything visually interesting at all except for mark's armpit stuff but that's not that it's just not that cool don't worry about it you didn't miss anything
It was a tactical reload of my deodorant, okay? You know, we can't smell you over the internet, so it's really... I mean, that was for you, I guess. Maybe you smell so bad you can't stand yourself. Everything I do is for me.
Well, there are certainly days where you leave your computer and it's like, Oh, God, what happened? It's like, that's me.
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