Hoopst Was First?

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What is the game 'Hoopst Was First' and how does this episode start?

Unknown 0:00

Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible, this episode. Bummer Bob laughs at blubbering, burns with a blackstone, and propounds a game of provenance. White Wade forgets Mark's lung, barely avoids surgery bros, then supports Sputnik, Dooku, and Flammables. Anti-monarchist Mark witnesses Universals mogging, parachute pandemonium, the Baghdad battery, and ball. From Coco Millennials to cocaine. It's time for Hoopst Was First. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Mark Fischbach 0:49

Hello and welcome back to another episode of Distractable, the show that many have called Cocomelon for Millennials. Yes, no one's ever said that. What is that? You know what Cocomelon is? It's a thing on YouTube for kids. It's like lots of fast motion and it's brain rot. Great stuff if you want to slowly go insane and hate what's happening around you. I thought it was like chocolate covered watermelon or something. But kids love it, just like everyone else loves this show. That's the main takeaway. I am your host, Bob, because that's my name. The way this show works is the host does some sort of thing, game maybe, topic, discussion. The other two fellers compete, and the winner between those two hosts the next one.

Mark Fischbach 1:34

So I won the last one. I am hosting this one, and my competitors for today are Mark and Wade. Hello, it's me! Yeah! It's Mark and apparently a statue of Wade. Welcome to the show, everybody. Everybody's looking really alive and definitely human, especially Wade. I have what I think is going to be a real... Stinker's not good. I was going to say a real stinker of a game. No, it's not going to be stinky at all. This game smells great. This game is going to be the best smelling game we've ever played. I could never be. Sam, zoom in on my face. You see this face? I can never be sad. I'm so excited to be here. Can't wait for this episode, Bob. I'm going to give Wade a preemptive pity point because I have a good feeling about Mark for today.

Mark Fischbach 2:20

Yeah. Before we get to my absolutely shitty, useless piece of crap game, apparently, let's do small talk. How's everybody doing? How was your time since we last spoke, which was not quite a week this time, but boy, was it a not busy, not quite a week. Everything is coming up markiplier. I think which is an expression that people had to explain on the subreddit or not this I can't remember it was this subreddit or or my subreddit, but I Said that in a stream like everything's coming to markiplier and someone was very concerned made a post It was just like what the fuck is this a reference to what what does this mean? Is this some cryptic hint for a future project and someone would be like no, I'm not saying shit.

Mark Fischbach 3:02

I'll guess it, right? Yeah, wait, what does it mean? Okay, coming up, Markiplier, you've done heist, you've done space. What if you're coming up by going down into the ocean? His favorite place, go on. Air comes up in the ocean because density, and so maybe air. Maybe I'm going to make a movie about a submarine or something in an ocean. Ah, Wade, you're so close. Ah. Nothing tremendously exciting has happened, which is kind of a good thing. There was 4th of July where we watched the Universal Fireworks from outside of the park, which was so funny because it was the Universal Fireworks and we were there. It was going to be like 9 o'clock and we were watching it from a building across the way and it was like, whoa.

Mark Fischbach 3:51

It's going and then they got absolutely Mogged by this like it was a country club or a golf course or something where a bunch of like golf Dads got a bunch of fireworks together. The universal one was over in like 10 minutes It was supposed to be 20 and then it was just like 10 minutes and then this other one went on for like 40 minutes like the finale was Everywhere it was awesome. That's pretty silly I'll take credit for the 4th of July. Wade cannot use that anymore for his small talk. America's 250th. Did you guys see the video of the paraglider coming in or the parachuter coming into that one country fair?