This episode of Distractible pleads the fifth. Any further information will require the presence of a lawyer. Or just get Bob or Wade, that should be good enough. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Good evening, gentle listeners and watchers, and welcome to Destructible, this episode. Mosquito-maskering Mark gets ponderous party performance and asks the gents for remedies to rage. Bouncing Bob nearly loses James, suggests a stitch-up.
miasmas, creed cripplings and cloning wise guy Wade gets vandalized by Serviday advises stuffing tailpipes Jason, Hammer Time and Steve Rogers from lint free nostrils to kissy beads yes it's time for illegal advice 2 now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show What is up, people?
No, don't start it that way. Nope, that's it. We're in. And welcome to Distractible. I'm your host, Markiplier here. Back at it again with another hosting of an incredible episode that you're going to love in every way possible. We don't believe in cold opens here. This is the beginning and no one can say otherwise, right? And how. And how do we do this episode?
Well, the same way we do every episode. I'm the judge. I am soliciting these two gentlemen here to my whims. They can accept or not. I guess it's always optional. It's all you, man. The doors lock every time we start an episode. When the recording starts, doors can't open. There's no evidence of me ever leaving.
Is my camera in like two frames per second or am I losing my fucking mind?
You're fine. All right. I'm going to do this for a while. Editors make multiple clones of him and overlay it so he's moving like a centipede. All right. So in this game today, we're going to have a great time. We're going to have a great time. Points to the person who has the best time. Oh, you already figured out your wheel spin?
I think that's me. I'm having the best time, Mark.
That could mean multiple things. I will have that added to the wheel. Best time. Either you're having a great time or you did the episode in record time. You won with the least amount of moves. Ooh. That's pretty fun. That is interesting. I like that. Is that the Grandmaster win? Yeah, something like that.
But before we do that we got to hear about our lives I can as much as I want to kick it off with my life and the amazing things going on here I guess I have to defer to these two gentlemen here whose lives are equally as interesting chock-full of adventure And I can't wait to hear about it
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