In This Game... Only Letters, Friends!
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What is the premise of the “Only Letters, Friends” game?
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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, multi-platform Mark heroizes Homelander, then kicks off the alphabetic escapades. Battling Bob enjoys moisture and barbaric bellowing, then pulls Pietro, Peter, and Z Z top. Webless Wade slumbers after a prick, becomes a pancreas. Cake then invokes pussy, queefing, and a quickie with queen. From deep loving to chewing cum. Ha ha ha ha It's time for In this game, only letters, friends! Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome to Distractable. My name is Markiplier, yes, that Markiplier, from YouTube and TikTok, and the other places where I exist. Twitch, maybe still, if they haven't deleted my account. Oh yeah. I don't know. I've been inactive for a long time. But I am not the star of the show today. These two gentlemen are that's Bob. Star number one. Number one star. Alright. Top star. And Wade, the second star. Okay.
How are the game rules explained and what are the turn‑taking mechanics?
Feel like we're starting off on an even foot. Two star You get two stars, man. That's w two one more than two. One. If this is Michelin stars, that's a lot of stars.
Two stars is one more than two. Oh, you are the Markiplar I was thinking of.
It is me. Alright, so this is distractable. If this is your first time, welcome. I love you. Wow. Leading off with that. I want to come in strong. I don't want a soft I don't want soft calls to action. I love you. W wait, we have to be clear, is that directed at the listeners or the or the watchers? So there's different it's different people here. I don't care whether they have eyes or ears. I love you just the way you are, and I'm enunciating, so if you're reading my lips, you know I mean it. That made me uncomfortable trying to read your lips. There's a lot of teeth. I like that. I wish you'd talk like that all the time. I've chased off all the new viewers now. So
it's just
Oh, thank God. Wouldn't want to move up those podcast charts that we work so hard to move up. I'm trying to get our bounce rate up. You know, people click in and boing. I don't want this shit. Yeah, I want to push us down in the ratings. In this episode, I have a fun game prepared, but no, it's not the perfectest crime. It is not. It's something else. But it we're gonna get to that in just a little bit because these guys have been living their best lives and I I want to hear about it. Let's decide who goes first. Um Bob. Oh man, I can't believe that. I was so sure it was gonna be the second guy on the list. Oh well no, you would think that. Yeah, everything's going pretty good. It's raining here, which I don't know.
It hasn't been that long, but like if you ever have I mean where you live, Mark, out out in LA, I guess you probably get this. In Ohio, I feel like it rains pretty good. consistently. Like normally it's like, ah, it's raining, whatever. It started raining last night and it was raining when I woke up this morning. And it's been so long since it rained that I literally woke up and was like Ah, it's wet. What happened? Why is it all wet outside? Oh no. Does that happen to you or am I just like a goldfish? 'Cause it really it weirded me out for a minute. No, I did that too. I woke up and it rained over here or drizzled and I just go out and the whole yards went and I'm like, did the sprinklers break? What what's what's going on?
There's a leak everywhere. There's a leak. This is ecologically irresponsible. What's the leak? Okay, well I'm glad it's not just me. Also, James has learned that he could scream real loud. So that's fun. I've never been made dizzy by a scream before.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the premise of the “Only Letters, Friends” game?
0:00–2:01
2
How are the game rules explained and what are the turn‑taking mechanics?
2:01–6:45
3
What items does Bob choose for the first “L” scenario and how does he survive?
6:45–13:41
4
How does Wade handle the “Q” round and what special abilities does he use?
13:41–22:21
5
What strategy does Wade use for the “Z” round against the panthers?
22:21–35:54
6
How do the contestants escape the burning IKEA maze in the “C” round?
35:54–48:04
7
What are the final scores and who wins the episode?
48:04–56:39
8
What closing thoughts and takeaways do the hosts share at the end?
56:39–1:01:21