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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, business-like Bob diagnoses Dr. P, benches Wade, cautions drivers, asks more easy questions, and gets horrific. Wildcat Wade muppets out, cuts the Colombian, and slings out softies. Medicinal Mark crusades against caffeine-penile shrinkage, and performs a tour de force while being battered by the boys.
From René Descartes to sempiternal stingers. Yes! It's time for Mark's One Man Show. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
hi welcome to distractible this is a very special episode because even though i'm doing the intro i'm not the host for some reason i'm one man and this is my show and alongside me are the and friends bob and wade i feel like insulting us right as we're about to have total control over what you're about to do on a recorded video podcast is a bold choice but i'll take it oh
that's basically what i said wow that was my attempted muppet laugh i don't know if it worked yeah came right through that's what i thought i could tell by the reaction it was not Well, Mark has no idea what's about to happen during this episode.
It's called One Man Show, and I don't think Wade and I really came up with an idea that is a traditional old-school one-man show, but it will be Mark's show, and he is the man. We thought we could start with small talk. We're not trying to torture you every second of the whole thing. Some of it might be tough. We're all friends here, you know? I don't know why it has to be torture.
That's the thing. I thought that was the joke. I thought it was a punishment. Well, I mean, punishment or joyous occasion. Like, woo! It's like winning the lottery, you know? We hit the random chance that was really rare, and ooh! Never in my life have I bought a lottery ticket and then thought, man, I don't want that to happen ever. God, please don't. That's what I mean.
So it could be good, right? Maybe. It can't be that bad. It couldn't possibly be that bad. You're a funny guy, and we're stupid. So, you know, it'll be fine.
uh may i point you bob to subsections four and five if you say it can't be that bad it might have a couple of parts that's up to him how bad those are listen that's fair section four subsection a subsection i i see what you did there bob and i'm laughing but i can't say anything out loud It's fine. It'll be fine. I'm laughing too. I'm really excited for five more than anything. But small talk.
We always do this. How's everybody doing? Anyone got small talks? I went to a UC University of Cincinnati basketball game. Oddly enough, we all went to UC.
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