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Distractible

Merry Christmas, Bob!

23 Dec 2024

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Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0.248 - 30.167 Narrator

Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible. This bumper episode, buoyant Bob blasts Hollywood, claims his godhead, then demands donatives from the dudes. Weak-willed Wade gets reflux from a bad reflex, enacts poo-poo, offers pumping Bob, bread houses, and bad clowns. Mercenary Mark wants a wick stick, bags an eagle, and gifts eternal earnings, farmyard flyers, and everything.

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30.828 - 46.022 Narrator

From trigger discipline to Zoltar. Yes! It's time for Merry Christmas, Bob. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

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46.84 - 69.237 Mark

Hello and welcome back to another episode of your favorite show in the entire universe, including all television movies and other forms of media. It's even your favorite video game. Think about it like an interactive point and click adventure that you don't interact with ever. This is Distractible. I am your host for today, Bob, joined as usual by my competitors for today, Wade and Mark.

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69.919 - 76.142 Bob

Yeah, my plan to sabotage Wade has started early. Wade just starts keeling over.

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76.342 - 81.164 Mark

Hey, how are you? Is that that's sincere? You just actually.

81.184 - 87.627 Wade

Oh, yeah, man. I don't know. I just like went to talk and like an air bubble or a water bubble or a bubble of some kind was just like.

88.527 - 114.899 Mark

mark gets a voice point thank you thank you very much starting off strong like i usually do this is a show where i'm the host and i give out points and then someone wins and then they're the host on the next one and nobody cares i haven't hosted in a minute you guys were sort of passing it back and forth there it feels good to be back on the reins you know it's good to be the in the sleigh of power driving you my faithful reindeer to the holiday of my delight uh-huh go on i love where this is going

115.219 - 121.928 Mark

We got a real chimney thing going on right now. Sorry, guys. Anyway, small talk. We usually start with small talk. How's everybody doing? Guns!

127.325 - 152.026 Wade

sorry i just thought it would burst out if i couldn't stop myself guns is that it you got anything else to yeah wade's got guns small talk go for it oh man well i've been shotgunning some christmas treats because boy oh boy we've had so many different kinds and we found i forget what if linda or whatever the brand is they've got like the little ball chocolate but they've got like the lint truffles

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