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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Mantic Mark states the gents are now the news and asks for their reports. Weensy Wade gets his points purloined, gets mucky about Medusa, describes hard blows, and misplaces France. Blooded Bob is saddened by his board, goes into cataloguing porn, and advises a VPN to indulge. From sucking chickens to rat reefers, Yes!
It's time for more broken news. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Good 12.01 a.m. to all of you loyalists of listeners and viewers out there who waited until this episode releases, which for some reason releases at midnight. That's not our choice. That is a... Oh, that was an interesting bleep you just said. Yeah, you're probably right. You're probably right.
Anyway, we're starting off the episode with censorship, and oh boy, are we going to keep that up.
So welcome to Distractable. If you were up late and you didn't know what you were doing with your life and you just happened to stumble upon this as opposed to a deep rabbit hole of other types of videos that you could probably go down, because we're back on YouTube as well. Welcome to Distractable. This is our show where we take turns hosting to give these guys an entertaining adventure.
Wait, give them torture. Give you an entertaining adventure. I'm your host, my name is Markiplier, very famous Five Nights at Freddy's YouTuber. Not an- Hey, me either, dude. I think I gotta bleep that out too. Just a big, long... Anyway, yeah. You want to tell us how your movie ends real quick? We can bleep that out. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Don't you aim your scoped dagger at me.
I wish I could, you know, Scary Movie 3, and a shotgun shell just pops out there. Oh, man.
inventors out there make it happen are you hunters inventors oh i thought you said hunters you sure you didn't say hunters i guess hunter inventors i heard hunters pretty sure i said inventors out there roll it back inventors out there all right i'm really rationing out this paper i feel like i'm in a fever dream right now why what's wrong I don't know.
You guys were just having two separate conversations with yourselves. And I was just in the middle, like unsure which one to engage with, but like neither of them was directed at me. So I wasn't, I wasn't really supposed to engage with either. My brain was just like, Do we not listen? Is this rude? Are we eavesdropping? I'm going to give you a politeness point because that was great.
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